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Shia LaBeouf Surfaces After Accident

aishamusic — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:07:56 +0000

Photos courtesy of I’m Not Obssessed

Truck flipper and “Transformers” actor, Shia LaBeouf, went for fresh smoky air outside the hospital, where his hand was operated on a few days ago, after a DUI accident.

He looks somewhat shaken in the photo, which is to be expected, as his vehicle actually flipped with him in it (and with no stunt double, might I add).

http://www.judiciaryreport.com

Obama: I’ve Never Met Paris Hilton

aishamusic — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:40:47 +0000

Obama (Democrat)

Boy, you’d think the day that a presidential candidate has to deny meeting a bimbo meant a sex scandal was about to erupt, but not this time (sorry Bubba Clinton, it’s just you).

John McCain (Republican)

Democratic presidential candidate, Barack Obama, fired back at an ad by Republican, John McCain, comparing him to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, by stating of the latter, “I’ve never met the woman.”

Does that mean you know Britney or just forgot about her…like her audience did. Just kidding.

Paris is a thinker. Oops, I’m sorry, that was a typo, I meant Paris is a drinker!

You can tell Obama was upset by the ad, as during his speech, he was briefly at a loss for words. He looked stunned, as it’s not the image a politician wishes to cultivate.

If you’re a stripper and someone compares you to Britney or Paris, you probably wouldn’t even blink. But not a politician and I think that’s the reaction the McCain camp wanted, for people to associate Obama and his newfound fame with the underachieving celebrity tarts.

Is Obama Arrogant, or Is McCain Cranky?

Republican Ad Invokes Britney Spears, Paris Hilton to Mock Rival

“Like most worldwide celebrities,” reads a McCain campaign memo about the ad, “this status has fueled a certain arrogance.”

“They’ve got me in an ad with Paris Hilton,” he chuckled Wednesday while on the stump in Missouri. But just to be sure, he added, “I’ve never met the woman.”

http://abcnews.go.com

http://www.judiciaryreport.com

Paris Hilton’s Dad Donated To John McCain

aishamusic — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:38:49 +0000

Republican presidential nominee, John McCain and his recent controversial Barack Obama ad, prominently featuring Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, is facing a contradiction of sorts.

John and Cindy McCain

The ad that subtlety cast aspersions on Obama, equating him with the two bimbos, much to their chagrin, also dissed the daughter of one of his campaign donors, Rick Hilton.

Paris, your weave is showing

It is being pointed out in the press today that Rick Hilton, father of Paris, donated thousands to McCain’s campaign. Paris most likely didn’t donate a dime and McCain probably figured that’s what she gets for being a cheapskate.

In all fairness to Paris, she probably didn’t even know there is an election going on. You can’t expect her to keep up with current events.

Sidebar: you know Paris will read this and think I’m defending her, right.

Sidebar 2: If Britney took her meds today, she may be upset at the ad too. Then again, she’d probably just be grateful he didn’t use any bald pics of her in the ad.

http://www.judiciaryreport.com

Obama Rejects Ludacris Song

aishamusic — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:36:21 +0000

Democratic presidential nominee, Barack Obama, has rejected a campaign rap song by rapper Ludacris, due to one of the lyrics referring to senator Hillary Clinton as a “bi**h.”

While, I’m not defending Ludacris’ song, as the lyrics are explicit, he probably thought it was okay, because a few months ago, Obama was introduced at a rally to the song “99 Problems” by Jay-Z, which also uses the b-word, among other expletives. Many saw it as a shot at Hillary.

Ludacris

However, Clinton campaigned with him a few times, and he is looking to get her primary voters’ support, so the song really is out of the question. I don’t think Ludacris thought it through.

Obama campaign rejects rapper Ludacris’ rhymes

Jul 30, 9:32 PM (ET) - CHICAGO (AP) - Barack Obama’s presidential campaign said Wednesday that a new rhyme by supporter and rapper Ludacris is “outrageously offensive” to Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, Republican Sen. John McCain and President Bush.

The song brags about an Obama presidency being destiny. It uses an expletive to describe Clinton, calls Bush “mentally handicapped” and says McCain doesn’t belong in “any chair unless he’s paralyzed.”

The lyrics also don’t spare the Rev. Jesse Jackson, who recently apologized for making crude comments about Obama. “If you said it then you meant it,” intones the rapper.

Obama’s campaign blasted “Politics As Usual,” which is on the “Gangsta Grillz: The Preview” mixtape with Atlanta spinner DJ Drama.

“As Barack Obama has said many, many times in the past, rap lyrics today too often perpetuate misogyny, materialism, and degrading images that he doesn’t want his daughters or any children exposed to,” campaign spokesman Bill Burton said in an e-mail statement. “This song is not only outrageously offensive to Sen. Clinton, Rev. Jackson, Sen. McCain and President Bush, it is offensive to all of us who are trying to raise our children with the values we hold dear. While Ludacris is a talented individual he should be ashamed of these lyrics.”

http://apnews.myway.com

http://www.judiciaryreport.com

McCain Equates Obama With Paris And Britney

aishamusic — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:34:59 +0000

Angry Obama Rep Fires Back

“He’s the biggest celebrity in the world. But is he ready to lead?”

See, I told you no one wants to be Paris Hilton or Britney Spears. Republican presidential nominee John McCain went for the jugular in an ad released today, that equates Democratic rival, Barack Obama, with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.

They upped Britney’s meds again

So I take it McCain is calling Obama a white girl (just kidding). Seriously, if McCain had compared Obama to another blonde, Diane Sawyer, he wouldn’t have been upset, because she represents dignity.

Paris “I stole this dress from Barbie” Hilton

However, Spears and Hilton represent vapidity, superficiality, lack of substance and fame for controversy - not traits you wish to be associated with when running for political office.

Obama (Democrat)

Obama should fire back with an ad calling McCain rapper Remy Ma. Tell everybody McCain popped a cap in his former political advisor Phil Gramm for stealing $2,000 from his IRA (I’m just kidding).

John McCain (Republican)

Obama spokesman Tommy Vietor responded by tsk-tsking McCain for his negativity and channeling one of the figures in the ad.

“On a day when major news organizations across the country are taking Senator McCain to task for a steady stream of false, negative attacks, his campaign has launched yet another,” said Vietor. “Or, as some might say, ‘Oops! He did it again.’

Our dependence on foreign oil is one of the greatest challenges we face. In this election the American people have a real choice — between Obama’s plan to provide tax rebates to American families while creating a renewable energy economy in America that frees us from our dependence on foreign oil, and Senator McCain’s plan to continue the same failed energy policies by handing out nearly $4 billion in tax breaks to oil companies while investing almost nothing in the new energy sources that represent our future.”

http://www.politico.com

http://www.judiciaryreport.com

Is This John McCain’s VP?

aishamusic — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:29:55 +0000

Heidi Montag

MTV “Hills” star Heidi Montag says she wants to be VP. What? VP of MTV? Actually, she wants to be VP of the USA. Montag has endorsed John McCain for president in this year’s election. Still, it’s not like she could do worse than Cheney.

Spencer Pratt (left) Heidi Montag (right)

Can you imagine Heidi Montag as VP. She’d move the White House to the Hollywood Hills and the U.S. Army would mysteriously be clad in pink. Though, it could work. The insurgents in Iraq would be too busy laughing to fire back.

John McCain

Last week she had lunch with Meghan, the daughter of presidential hopeful John McCain, and now she’s got her eye on the White House!

“I’m hoping that John McCain [will] just ask Heidi to be his Vice President,” said Spencer. “Then Obama has no chance if Heidi’s VP.”

http://www.okmagazine.com

http://www.judiciaryreport.com

Innocent Shark Bites “American Idol” Host

aishamusic — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:28:07 +0000

Seacrest Bitten In The Sea

Team Shark!

Ryan Seacrest

In some thoroughly sad news, an innocent sand shark was injured when it bit into flaming American Idol host Ryan Seacrest.

The extent of the homophobic shark’s injuries are not known, though it is being said the animal lost a tooth as it tried to mess up Seacrest’s toe. Good shark! Next time aim for the butt.

Seacrest, you are such a liar. That shark didn’t bite you. You stuck your foot in its mouth. What proof do you have that sharks bite people anyway? And a few hundred news headlines don’t count.

Sand Shark

But don’t worry guys. The shark’s okay and may just need a little bridge work. Seacrest was crying and “took an Advil” or something. Whatever!

Note to Seacrest: next time I’m going to send Jaws after you.

Sidebar: Ryan Seacrest must have some crusty feet for a shark to bite him and lose a tooth. Besides, I thought all gays had pedicures. What happened? Missed an appointment?

Ryan Seacrest, shark bite

The ” American Idol” host told his KIIS-FM radio listeners Monday about his harrowing ocean encounter.

“I was bit by a shark!” he said, according to usmagazine.com. Seacrest said he was about 8 feet out in water about 4 feet deep, when he felt something swim by. “I thought it was a stick.”

“He took a bite and he left,” Seacrest reportedly said, adding that the apparent shark left a tooth in the wound.

http://www.chicagotribune.com

http://www.judiciaryreport.com

What Was Shia Doing With Grenier’s Girlfriend

aishamusic — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:26:27 +0000

…At 2AM In The Morning

Shia LaBeouf in the movie “Transformers”

I just realized, what was Shia LaBeouf doing with actor Adrian Grenier’s girlfriend, Isabel Lucas, at 2AM in the morning, in that accident. As Ricky Ricardo would say Shia, “you got some esplainin’ to do.”

Adrian Grenier and Isabel Lucas. The latter is Labeouf’s “Transformers 2″ co-star.

MSNBC is reporting LaBeouf’s injury will cost the “Transformers 2″ sequel millions of dollars, due to the one month delay for Shia to recuperate from hand surgery. Um, can’t he just wear gloves in the movie or something (kidding).

Shia’s “Transformers 2″ co-star Megan Fox

Another thing about the accident I don’t get is why Shia’s truck didn’t just transform into a robot like in the movie and avoid hitting the other vehicle? These are the scientific questions we will never know the answers to.

Shia LaBeouf’s DUI could cost studio millions

LaBeouf underwent hand surgery, which will keep him off the set of the Michael Bay flick for about a month. According to a Hollywood producer who spoke to OK! magazine, “the daily cost of production can be $200,000 a day.”

http://www.msnbc.msn.com

http://www.judiciaryreport.com

Madonna’s Publicist Explains Crypt Keeper Photos

aishamusic — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:23:28 +0000

…And No One Believes Her

Madonna’s professional liar, also known as a publicist, went into spin overdrive yesterday making excuses to explain to the public why her devilish client Madonna looked like a 70-year-old gay man with a crack problem.

Liz Rosenberg as Pinocchio due to her penchant for lying (courtesy of TMZ)

Madonna’s devious publicist, Liz Rosenberg, is a deceitful, colluding, snake tongued liar, who covers for Madonna’s mess ups time after time.

Bodyguard’s reaction to seeing Madonna:

She blamed Madonna’s look on a “bad photo” by the photographers. However, as Hollyscoop said, “15 bad photos?” It’s true, as all the photos were really bad. Madonna looked like the crypt keeper on steroids.

Her daughter’s reaction to seeing Madonna:

No one bought the liar publicist’s explanation. She even said Madonna is not sick. You would have been better off saying she was, because to look that ghastly and not be ill, says something scary. It was like Halloween had come early and its name is Mad-onna. Well, technically she is sick…sick in the head.

Adopted boy’s reaction to seeing Madonna:

If she looks like that and is not ill, it would be scary to find out what she looks like when she is sick. It’s ironic that the African kid who was allegedly starving and dying when she stole found him, looks healthier than she does.

Her publicist described Madonna’s skin as glowing. Yea, a radioactive, nuclear spill kind of glow:

MADONNA NOT ILL

But Madonna’s spokeswoman, Liz Rosenberg, has put the weight loss down to the grueling rehearsals for her upcoming world tour - and insists the Holiday hitmaker is perfectly healthy.

She tells People.com, “I just think the photographer got a bad shot of her or it was touched up to make her look bad.

“I saw Madonna two days before… and she looked amazing - glowing skin and working really hard on her show.

“She may look a little thinner than usual but she was dancing and singing better than ever and ate a nice healthy meal.”

http://www.contactmusic.com

http://www.judiciaryreport.com

Dan Quayle And “Dancing With The Stars”

aishamusic — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:20:17 +0000

Dan Qualye

Former VP Dan “Don’t Ask Him To Spell Potato” Quayle is being considered for the show “Dancing With The Stars.” Um, does the Republican party know about this (LOL):

And finally: Dan Quayle may join “Dancing With The Stars.” Extra reports that the former vice president “is ‘on the short list’ of potential stars for the upcoming season” of the popular dance contest television show.

http://thinkprogress.org

http://www.judiciaryreport.com