tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472056419606764778Mon, 05 Sep 2011 18:23:41 +0000montagensE dizem q cachorros c parecem c/seus donos ...;D100 noçãobandasdesenhosLetrasSemelhançasestudoImagens''Oração''..coisa sééeriaa..;DbichosComédiaVídeosFotosArtDesign'sInacreditávelfilmesPinturaLink'sClipeshumorVê si podeMúsicasakortimuito humor...http://akorti.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (kueyo)Blogger498125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472056419606764778.post-1747844173339845341Mon, 05 Apr 2010 18:48:00 +00002010-04-05T15:48:35.987-03:00<description>NÃO SE ACHE HORRÍVEL PELA MANHÃ: ACORDE AO MEIO DIA!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8472056419606764778-1747844173339845341?l=akorti.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Akorti/~4/wCe-2ARbVF4" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Akorti/~3/wCe-2ARbVF4/nao-se-ache-horrivel-pela-manha-acorde.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (SULLIVAN)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://akorti.blogspot.com/2010/04/nao-se-ache-horrivel-pela-manha-acorde.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472056419606764778.post-6028970990645504009</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 18:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-04-05T15:47:42.216-03:00</atom:updated><title>MOMENTO DO PATROCINADOR"SE SUA SOGRA É UMA JÓIA..... <br /> <br /> NÓS TEMOS A CAIXINHA !!!!!!!!! " <br /> <br /> <b>FUNERÁRIA SÃO JOSÉ </b><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8472056419606764778-6028970990645504009?l=akorti.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Akorti/~4/AqwfhjDytbw" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Akorti/~3/AqwfhjDytbw/momento-do-patrocinador.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (SULLIVAN)0http://akorti.blogspot.com/2010/04/momento-do-patrocinador.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472056419606764778.post-4191631490771104285Mon, 05 Apr 2010 18:45:00 +00002010-04-05T15:45:09.792-03:00<description>"SE NÃO HOUVE AMOR, VALEU PELO GOSTAR. <br /> <br /> E NÃO HOUVE GOSTAR, VALEU PELO QUERER. <br /> <br /> SE NÃO HOUVE QUERER, VALEU PELA ALEGRIA DE ESTAR COM VOCÊ. <br /> <br /> SE NÃO HOUVE ALEGRIA, VALEU PELA AMIZADE. <br /> <br /> SE NÃO HOUVE AMIZADE, VALEU PELA INTENÇÃO. <br /> <br /> SE NÃO HOUVE INTENÇÃO: FODA-SE , VAI SER EXIGENTE ASSIM, NA PUTA QUE PARIU !!!!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8472056419606764778-4191631490771104285?l=akorti.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Akorti/~4/WHBIp1L_v_M" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Akorti/~3/WHBIp1L_v_M/se-nao-houve-amor-valeu-pelo-gostar.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (SULLIVAN)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://akorti.blogspot.com/2010/04/se-nao-houve-amor-valeu-pelo-gostar.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472056419606764778.post-2727279417812635833</guid><pubDate>Sat, 13 Mar 2010 15:14:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-13T12:14:55.954-03:00</atom:updated><title /><description><object width="640" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/l8LyofTfpxw&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" 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(SULLIVAN)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://akorti.blogspot.com/2010/03/blog-post.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472056419606764778.post-4762407193014155624</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 20:19:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-03-05T17:19:56.628-03:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Vídeos</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Vê si pode</category><title>nem cachorro quer<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/B0pt4oVfUkg&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/B0pt4oVfUkg&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' 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medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br /> </div><div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Túlio diz: também.... sua família é daqui? </div><br /> Paola diz: sim, mas meus pais são italianos. <br /> <br /> Túlio diz: legal. vc deve ser bonita... <br /> <br /> Paola diz: aí, eu não posso responder... seria muito convencida.. . hihihihihihi! !!! =) <br /> <br /> Túlio diz: vc é modesta, heim! me fala como você é <br /> <div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;"><br /> </div>Paola diz: sou branca… <br /> <br /> Túlio diz: huuum.. <br /> <br /> Paola diz: cabelo castanho, liso… <br /> <br /> Túlio diz: tô gostando…..:P <br /> <br /> Paola diz: lábios carnudos… <br /> <br /> Túlio diz: uaaaau! <br /> <br /> <div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">Paola diz: e olhos verdes. </div><br /> Túlio diz: caramba!!!!! ! manda uma foto, manda uma foto! <br /> <br /> Paola diz: tá bom, aceita aí o arquivo… <br /> <br /> <br /> Carregando… <br /> …<br /> …<br /> … <br /> <div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none;">...</div>…<br /> …<br /> … <br /> ...<br /> <br /> ...<br /> <br /> ....<br /> Download completo! <br /> . <br /> <div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wTMvEXPBK0U/S4w2G9BtKGI/AAAAAAAAAuk/0X7YFEdxsQc/s1600-h/ATT00001.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" kt="true" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wTMvEXPBK0U/S4w2G9BtKGI/AAAAAAAAAuk/0X7YFEdxsQc/s400/ATT00001.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: medium none; clear: both; text-align: center;">Túlio: off =[</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8472056419606764778-4524602543950121363?l=akorti.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Akorti/~4/CJVxZXBK33o" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Akorti/~3/CJVxZXBK33o/conversa-de-msn.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (SULLIVAN)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wTMvEXPBK0U/S4w2G9BtKGI/AAAAAAAAAuk/0X7YFEdxsQc/s72-c/ATT00001.jpg" height="72" width="72" 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+00002010-02-16T20:48:52.689-02:00dança???ond??<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CENmWd6XBgs/S3sghRHZNKI/AAAAAAAAAaA/gYwGfUjnnQk/s1600-h/2j1v9s0.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 395px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CENmWd6XBgs/S3sghRHZNKI/AAAAAAAAAaA/gYwGfUjnnQk/s400/2j1v9s0.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438976730882192546" /></a><br />http://i50.tinypic.com/2j1v9s0.jpg<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8472056419606764778-8995031991573591585?l=akorti.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Akorti/~4/7JKtgE-ty04" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Akorti/~3/7JKtgE-ty04/dancaond.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (CLJES)0http://akorti.blogspot.com/2010/02/dancaond.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472056419606764778.post-2347228965204322269Tue, 16 Feb 2010 22:34:00 +00002010-02-16T20:35:23.810-02:00EUri LITROS<a href="http://<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VXxNJUsm4sA&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VXxNJUsm4sA&hl=pt_BR&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8472056419606764778-2347228965204322269?l=akorti.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Akorti/~4/keoPsDc4F8E" height="1" 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/> 3) O que são dois pontos pretos no microscópio?<br /> <br /> Uma blacktéria e um pretozoário.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 4) Qual é a comida que liga e desliga?<br /> <br /> O Strog-ON-OFF. (PUTZ!)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 5) Como se faz para ganhar um Chokito?<br /> <br /> É só colocar o dedito na tomadita.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 6) Qual o vinho que não tem álcool?<br /> <br /> Ovinho de Codorna. (kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 7) O que é que a banana suicida falou?<br /> <br /> Macacos me mordam!<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 8) Qual é o doce preferido do átomo?<br /> <br /> Pé-de-moléculas.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 9) O que é uma molécula?<br /> <br /> É uma meninola muito sapécula.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 10) Como o elétron atende ao telefone?<br /> <br /> Próton!<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 11) O que um cromossomo disse para o outro?<br /> <br /> Oh! Cromossomos felizes!<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 12) Como as enzimas se reproduzem?<br /> <br /> Fica uma enzima da outra.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 13) Qual é a parte do corpo que cheira bacalhau?<br /> <br /> O nariz.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 14) O que é um ponto marrom no pulmão?<br /> <br /> Uma brownquite. (boa, boa!)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 15) O que é um pontinho vermelho no meio da porta?<br /> <br /> Um olho mágico com conjuntivite.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 16) O que o canibal vegetariano come?<br /> <br /> A planta do pé, a maçã do rosto e a batata da perna.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 17) Por que as estrelas não fazem miau?<br /> <br /> Por que Astro-no-mia. (a melhor)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 18) Por que a vaca foi para o espaço?<br /> <br /> Para se encontrar com o vácuo. (mto boa..)<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> 19) O que o espermatozóide falou para óvulo?<br /> <br /> Deixa eu morar com você porque a minha casa é um saco.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8472056419606764778-5208622820948759258?l=akorti.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Akorti/~4/yI8mxW0oReY" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Akorti/~3/yI8mxW0oReY/rs-rs.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (SULLIVAN)0http://akorti.blogspot.com/2010/02/rs-rs.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8472056419606764778.post-1363643297848743060Sun, 07 Feb 2010 04:10:00 +00002010-02-07T02:10:47.904-02:00Olha o que a Telemar faz por você...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_A_cCHHx844M/S249Lxw0yTI/AAAAAAAAAtw/UhlSkZNro4k/s1600-h/OgAAAC_MG9gl3PDkmMLquvj30NqtrFeMqPODtmfuoORVHRMa_gOA-jjjQbADFxYgFI9D43LblFypd2qpbKasMGHec58Am1T1UJNoRwfLtuJWT6pL2dByvh_N-md9.jpg"><img style="display:block; 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