Al-Kisah

Rahsia Kejayaan Messi

2012-01-22T09:25:00.000+08:00

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Messi memenangi 3 kali berturut turut

Fifa World Player of the Year

2009 / 2010 / 2011

&

Tahukah anda

Apa rahsia kehebatan Messi?

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MESSI: I'm very happy to be associated with such a large, established nutrition company as Herbalife that's known around the world. Together, we can help spread the word about how healthy nutrition can help athletes achieve the most out of their training, while at the same time, work together on projects to help children at risk

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Rahsia kejayaan Messi adalah dia menggunakan product Herbalife

Serius tak tipu

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Herbalife

Menolong mengurangkan berat badan & nutrisi seimbang tanpa lapar

100% semula jadi dan tiada kesan sampingan

Bukan ubat,dadah atau pakaian pelangsing badan

Dihasilkan oleh doktor pakar pemenang Nobel dalam perubatan

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Turun

Berat badan

Naik

Berat badan

Sihatkan

Tubuh anda

Tanya kakak Alkisah bagaimana?

Korang boleh contact dia untuk maklumat lanjut mengenai Herbalife :

Nurul Nadiah Bt Abdul Ghafar

Wellness Coach
0125745098
nadiaghafar@gmail.com

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Beware of Ah Wing

2012-01-21T12:00:00.000+08:00

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Realiti

Beware of Ah Wing Guys

Kadang kadang

Ah Wing ni boleh jadi kawan anda sendiri

yang jenis suka hasut korang untuk beli itu ini

kan kan kan

Tapi 7D is one of the best Camera

That's true.

Alkisah pun mau angkat satu

Tapi takder Ah Wing datang hasut

So Alkisah simpan duit dulu

Mana tau rezeki datang dari langit

tetiba bapa Alkisah nak turunkan 50D dia

kat Alkisah

bak kata pepatah Karam Sigh Walia

"Ibarat buaya menunggu masa menerkam mangsa di tebing sungai"

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Vanilla Coklat

2012-01-20T12:00:00.001+08:00

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Nyum nyum

Sodapnya Ice Cream nie

Alkisah memang hantu Chocolate

Memang kalau depan mata Alkisah

ada

Nasi & Chocolate

sudah tentu Alkisah makan Chocolate

Itu bila time lapar

Tapi

Hari Selasa lepas

Alkisah terlayan cerita

Vanilla Coklat

Tv3

yang dilakonkan oleh Izara & Aiman Mentor

Cerita Vanilla Coklat ni mengisahkan pasal Zara dan Aamir yang menuntut di sebuah Institut Pengajian Tinggi yang dipaksa berkahwin atas permintaan keluarga. Pada hakikatnya mereka saling membenci antara satu sama lain.

Oh Common..

Sebenarnya Zara sudah ada kekasih hati bernama Kamal, dan Aamir plak disukai oleh Liana..

Ok this is Complicated..

Punca perkahwinan mereka adalah ibu bapa Zara tidak suka akan anaknya berkawan dengan Kamal, manakala ibubapa Aamir tidak suka akan ke'gedik'an dan ketidak hormatan Liana terhadap orang tua.

Jadi tak pasal pasal Aamir & Zara kena berkahwin walaupun mereka masih belajar..

Oh shitt.. ada ke orang macam ni zaman sekarang..macam mana Aamir nak bagi nafkah kalau masih belajar, macam tak logik je..

Sikap Aamir & Zara memang tidak serasi. Sebagai langkah merapatkan hubungan mereka, Bapa zara mengaturkan satu honeymoon untuk mereka berdua di Cameron Highland..

OOh ok.. nampak nice juga Cameron Highlands.. Baru ada mood Alkisah nak pergi jalan jalan tahun ni.

Aamir dan Zara pun pergilah ke Cameron Highland untuk berbulan madu kononnya. Tapi bulan ke mana, madupun entah ke mana. Tiap-tiap hari mereka akan mencari pasal untuk bergaduh. Mereka akan bertengkar sehinggakan perkara kelakar juga tercetus. Ada sahaja yang tidak kena. Masing-masing akan mengkritik satu sama lain. Cara tidur,cara berjalan, berpakaian hinggakan makanan kegemaran masing-masing pun menjadi masalah kepada mereka. Seorang suka vanila seorang suka coklat manakala seorang benci coklat dan sebaliknya. Zara seorang pengotor, tak pandai kemas baju dan Aamir seorang yang pembersih dan dia yang mengemaskan baju baju Zara yang bersepah diatas katil. Apa habuan yang Aamir dapat? Kena tido atas sofa..

Sadis..apsal laa bini dia buat lagu tu...

Lepas tu..

Korang kena baca or tengok kisah ni sendiri la..

sila klik/ layari : Vanilla Coklat <-- klik saja kat situ

Alkisah pun baru je layan cerita nie.

rupa rupanya Selasa lepas dah episod ke 5

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Jom Berjalan

2012-01-19T12:00:00.001+08:00

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Tahukah anda berjalan adalah salah satu senaman yang sihat

Berjalan adalah baik untuk tulang dan otot: ia membantu anak-anak anda membesar besar dan kuat.
Ia membakar kalori: sebenarnya berjalan kaki pantas membakar jumlah kalori yang sama seperti berlari pada jarak yang sama!
Ia membina stamina.
Ia membantu mengurangkan stress : berjalan boleh membuat anda berasa lebih tenang.
Ia boleh mengurangkan risiko penyakit jantung sebanyak 50%, mengurangkan risiko diabetes jenis 2 dan risiko beberapa jenis kanser
Ia merangsang sistem imun anda selama 24 jam
Ia juga boleh merendahkan tekanan darah anda.

Mengapa berjalan aktiviti yang paling sesuai untuk kesihatan?

Hampir semua orang boleh melakukannya
Anda boleh melakukannya di mana-mana sahaja dan bila-bila masa
Ia adalah peluang untuk membuat kawan-kawan baru
Ianya percuma dan anda tidak memerlukan peralatan khas

Berjalan adalah salah satu senaman yang Awesome!!

Ia adalah percuma

tidak perlu bayar yuran tahunan untuk ke fitness center

Boleh lakukan dimana mana saja tak kira masa, tempat dan cuaca

Untuk gegurl or boboy yang kaki shopping memang sesuai, Alkisah rasa Midvalley, The Curve, OU, KLCC, Time Square adalah tempat menarik untuk buat senaman berjalan ni, tapi korang wajib Windows Shopping je tau.. bagi yang malas dan takut terjebak membeli belah, korang boleh pergi pasar malam. Tolong hindarkan diri korang dari berjalan sambil makan goreng pisang atau keropok lekor dari mula hingga ke hujung pasar malam.

Boleh bersosial/berkawan

Korang ajak member member korang berjalan, tak kira kawan sekolah, bf/gf, yang penting korang kenal,
kalau tak kenal, korang jumpa orang orang sekeliling ajak diorang berjalan bersama korang,
sambil jalan, korang boleh borak borak pasal isu semasa, gosip gosip artis, ikut rasa hati korang nak borak pasal apa,
kalau dah tak tau nak ajak sapa sapa, korang boleh bertwit twit sambil berjalan. Tapi ingat, kalau jalan, jangan lupa dongak ke depan, takut takut korang terlanggar pokok.
Kalau takder member nak twit twit, Alkisah sarankan korang twit dengan Elisa Azura <-klik la kalau bran.. mana tau masa tu Elisa tengah jog, korang terserempak ngan dia.. Korang boleh ajak dia jalan jalan, pesan kat dia, buat penat je jogging..

visit: http://gayahidupsihat.my.

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Now

Alkisah nak start jalan jalan

Bye

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Jokes of the day #2

2012-01-18T12:00:00.000+08:00

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Tutt tutt tutt tutt

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source: cherrybum

Pencuci Muka

2012-01-15T12:00:00.000+08:00

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MyWife: U, I belikan U pencuci muka k

Alkisah: Yeka, teruk sangat ka muka I

MyWife: Tak la teruk, tapi pakai la pencuci muka, banyak blackheads kat hidung U tu

Alkisah: U tau, last I pakai pencuci muka time sekolah dulu, lepas tu muka I naik jerawat. terus I tak pakai

MyWife: Yeka, tak pe biar I cari satu untuk U

Alkisah: Ok

Kitaorang jalan jalan dan singgah la Watson

Ok now

masa untuk memilih produk kecantikan muka

MyWife rekemen

2 product

Alkisah bukan pandai sangat nak pilih

belek punya belek

punya belek

Alkisah usha rapat poster yang ada kat situ

Korang dah tenung betul betul poster kat atas tu

Sebab Alkisah ambil masa juga nak pilih

Jadi dengan hati yang tonang

Alkisah memilih

PURE & MATTE BRIGHT CHARCOAL BLACK FOAM

• Deeply cleanses skin from oil and dirt
• Long-lasting oil-free effect
• Instantly clearer skin

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Ho Ho Ho

Ok lepas nie

Korang mesti susah nak cam

Yang mana satu Alkisah

Yang mana satu Aaron Aziz

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Kilafairy??

2012-01-14T12:00:00.000+08:00

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Kilafairy??

Syakila Nisha Jahangir Khan atau lebih dikenali sebagai Kilafairy

Merupakan anak kepada Rohana Jalil

Digilai ramai lelaki kerana memiliki bibir seksi ala-ala Angelina Jolie

Waterr Park!!

Pernah berlakon dalam drama Hotel Mania dan filem Karak

Dan

Suaranya boleh tahan..

Good Package

kalau pandai memasak jadi

Full Package

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Jokes of the day #1

2012-01-13T12:00:00.000+08:00

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Dato’ Seri Samy Vellu

"Bagi saya, ini semua adalah satu pembaziran atas duit rakyat. Kita sepatutnya tidak hantar mereka ke bulan, tapi hantar mereka pegi matahari. Barulah USA, Russia, respect sama kita…"

One of the reporter responded, "Tapi Dato' Seri, matahari kan panas. Macam mana mau pergi sana?"

"Cit! Itu pasal la u tara jadi mintri. Saya suda lebey 30 tahun jadi mintri, saya musti ada jalan penyelesaian. Kita jangan pergi siang, manyak panas. kita pigi malam, baru ada sujuk…"

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source: onlyatmalaysia

Forgot My Password

2012-01-12T12:00:00.000+08:00

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Baru baru ini

Alkisah try nak login

ke sebuah website

tetiba

boleh plak Alkisah lupa Password

Waterpark!!

jadi

Nak tak nak

Alkisah kena jawab soalan seperti kat bawah ini

untuk dapatkan password baru

soalan no 2

Sonang

tapi

Soalan no 1

Memang payah

sebab banyak sangat yang Alkisah minat

Alkisah try sort yang mana the best

and

Akhirnyaaaaa..

Alkisah jumpa jawapannya

Korang nak tahu sapa?

Hohoho

Alkisah pun macam tak percaya

lepas berjaya login

Alkisah senyum kambing sorang sorang

sambil

terdetik dihati sendiri

"Gatai juga aku nie"

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Ah Ah Ahmad

2012-01-11T12:00:00.002+08:00

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Siapakah Arrora Salwa?

Namanya Arrora Salwa Binti Md Razak.

Arrora atau lebih dikenali dengan pangilan wawa atau ewa(di kalangan rakan-rakan) adalah seorang wanita yang periang, mudah berkawan, mesra,nakal, tetapi mempunyai pendirian yang tegas.

Arrora seorang Anggota Polis berpangkat Lans Koperal dan bertugas di Sebuah Balai Polis Daerah Di Selangor.

Walaupun Arrora seorang Anggota polis, yang sememangnya waktu kerjanya tidak menentu, tetapi Arrora tetap akan membahagikan masa diantara kerjaya hakiki dan kerjaya yang menjadi minat dan darah daging sejak azali lagi.

Wah anggota polis gitu.. jangan main main ko jah.. gang gerak khas nie..

Tapi Alkisah suka laa lagu yang kerap berkumandang kat radio sekarang

Ah Ah Ahmad

lagu you seksi Dooo

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sumber: Arrora Salwa

TH12 is back

2012-01-10T10:00:00.000+08:00

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Hohoho

TH12 sudah kembali

Tak sia sia Alkisah berjaga untuk tonton perlawanan ni

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Tapi tahukah anda?

David Beckham's Son Romeo is a GOONER!

David Beckham will no doubt be rooting for his former club Manchester United when he takes his seat in the stands for their clash with City at the Etihad Stadium on Sunday and it will be his son Romeo’s love of Arsenal that will take father and sons to the Emirates for the tie with Leeds United on Monday.

Romeo juga pernah bersama bapanya Beckham

menonton perlawanan Arsenal vs Wigan 2011

&

Tahukah anda bahawasanya Romeo sangat meminati subjek ART

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source: arsenal.com, dailymail

Arsenal: Return of The King

2012-01-09T18:00:00.000+08:00

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"I'm pleased [to sign Henry] because it took a little while to get the paperwork done, but finally it is done,"

"He works hard, but he is a bit behind physically. In one or two weeks he will be fine. He will be involved against Leeds. At the moment 90 minutes is a bit long for him because he has not played for a long time."

"The deal is, at the start, six and a half weeks. If he is needed a bit longer, if it is really needed, until the end of February. He can still be there for the Milan game [on February 15th],"

"[I expect him to make] the impact every good player can have. He can score goals, he has shown that - 226 in 370 games - and he is a good player. What you want is for him to help us win the games."

"The players are happy that he is here. It is more to do with the interaction physically in everyday training. Of course, how much he wants it as well,"

"I was convinced quickly [that he was still capable of playing in the Premier League] but I wasn't sure that he would like the challenge. He knows that somewhere, people will look at how he is doing now."

"Let him play first and what he will do one day I don't know. Play as long as you can in life. Life is still long enough after to coach - look at the state I am in, I took up coaching very young!"

"I wanted him to stay and he said, 'look, you have a young team, they will be good in three or four years and I cannot wait. I have to go to a place where I have a chance to win"

"He went to Barcelona, which was completely logical. At the time he was 30. We had the same scenario last year but the only difference was that the player [Cesc Fabregas] was 24."

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Oh yeah

Return of The King

Nasib baik esok offday

Alkisah kena tonton game ni

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source: arsenal.com

The Sound of Music

2012-01-06T18:00:00.002+08:00

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Am: Sapa mau apply job sound engineer kat tempat kerja aku.

Alkisah: Sound engineer yang jaga konsert tu ka?

Am: Tak la, sound engineer kerjanya sound itu engineer yang lambat masuk opis, kerja 5 hari seminggu .. siang je.. elaun saket tekak dapat.. medical cover tekak je.. amacam berani foward resume kat aku..

Alkisah: errkkk

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Akceli ini bukan cerita pasal Sound Engineer

Tapi ini cerita The Sound of Music

Cerita 60-an yang diarahkan oleh Robert Wise

Korang boleh layari wikipedia: The Sound of Music

Alkisah layan cerita ini masa kecik kecik dulu

dan semua lagu lagunya sangat best

Semalam sambil lepak bersama Fea

Lepas je bagi dia tengok cerita upin ipin kat youtube

Alkisah teringat pasal cerita The Sound Of Music

Alkisah nak try bagi Fea dengar lagu lagu English plak

dan

tetiba terjumpa plak

Reunion para pelakonnya dekat Oprah Show

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Bagi sesiapa yang tak tahu pasal cerita The Sound Of Music

The Sound of Music is a 1965 American musical film directed by Robert Wise and starring Julie Andrews and Christopher Plummer. The film is based on the Broadway musical The Sound of Music, with songs written by Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II, and with the musical book written by the writing team of Howard Lindsay and Russel Crouse. Ernest Lehman wrote the screenplay.

The musical originated with the book The Story of the Trapp Family Singers by Maria von Trapp. It contains many popular songs, including "Edelweiss", "My Favorite Things", "Climb Ev'ry Mountain", "Do-Re-Mi", "Sixteen Going on Seventeen", and "The Lonely Goatherd", as well as the title song.

The movie version was filmed on location in Salzburg, Austria; Bavaria in Southern Germany; and at the 20th Century Fox Studios in California. It was photographed in 70mm Todd-AO format by Ted D. McCord. It won a total of five Academy Awards including Best Picture and displaced Gone with the Windas the highest-grossing film of all-time. The cast album was also nominated for a Grammy Award for Album of the Year.

In 2001, the United States Library of Congress selected the film for preservation in the National Film Registry as it was deemed "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant".

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Maria (Julie Andrews) is found in a pasture, exulting in the musical inspiration she finds there (“The Sound of Music”). Maria is a postulant in Nonnberg Abbey, where she is constantly getting into mischief and is the nuns' despair ("Maria").

Maria's life suddenly changes when a widowed Austrian Navy Captain, Georg von Trapp (Christopher Plummer) writes to the abbey asking for a governessfor his seven children. Mother Abbess (Peggy Wood) asks Maria to take the position on a probationary basis; previous governesses though, have not lasted long. She is worried about what awaits her at the von Trapp household, but is determined to succeed ("I Have Confidence").

Maria, upon arrival at the von Trapp estate, finds that the Captain keeps it in strict shipshape order, blows a whistle, issues orders, and dresses his children in sailor-suit uniforms. While they are initially hostile to her, they warm to her when she comforts them during a thunderstorm (“My Favorite Things”). Liesl (Charmian Carr), the oldest, who is "Sixteen Going on Seventeen", sneaks into Maria's window after a secret meeting with a messenger boy, Rolfe (Daniel Truhitte). At first she is adamant that she "doesn't need a governess", but Maria offers to be her friend, and she acquiesces. Maria teaches them how to sing ("Do-Re-Mi") and to play, sewing playclothes for them from discarded drapes in her room.

The Captain entertains a visit from a lady friend, Baroness Elsa Schraeder (Eleanor Parker), a wealthy socialite from Vienna, along with mutual friend Max Detweiler (Richard Haydn), who is intent on finding an obscure musical act to launch at the upcoming Salzburg Music Festival. The Captain becomes aware that Maria has been taking the children on picnics and bicycle rides, climbed trees with them, and taken them in a boat on the lake adjoining his estate. When the boat capsizes, Maria and all of the children (wearing their clothes made from the former curtains) fall into the water. The Captain turns his wrath on her and Maria begs him to pay attention to the children and love them, but he orders her to return to the abbey.

When he discovers the children performing a reprise of "The Sound of Music" for the Baroness, he changes his mind. Maria has brought music back into his home, and he begs her to stay. Things get better at the household. She and the children perform a puppet show ("The Lonely Goatherd") that Max gave to them. He announces that he has entered the children in the Salzburg Festival; the Captain, however, forbids their participation. Maria and the children insist that he sing a song, knowing that he used to play and sing with a guitar, and he agrees ("Edelweiss").

At a soiree thrown in Baroness Schraeder's honor, eleven-year-old Kurt observes guests dancing the Laendler, and asks Maria to teach him the steps. The Captain cuts in and partners her in a graceful performance, culminating in a close clinch. At that moment, she breaks off and blushes. The children perform "So Long, Farewell" to say goodnight to the guests, receiving enthusiastic applause. The Baroness, jealous of Maria, convinces her to return to Nonnberg.

Maria leaves the estate and returns to the abbey, where she keeps herself in seclusion until Mother Abbess gently confronts her, urging her to "Climb Ev'ry Mountain" in search of God's will for her. At this command, she returns to the von Trapp family, finding that the Captain is now engaged to the Baroness. However, he breaks off the engagement, realizing that he is in love with Maria. He meets Maria in his gazebo and they declare their love for each other ("Something Good"). The two wed in an elaborate ceremony at the Salzburg Cathedral, with many of Austria's elite, as well as the nuns from Nonnberg Abbey, in attendance.

While the new couple is away on their honeymoon in Paris, Max grooms the children to perform in the Salzburg Music Festival, against the Captain's wishes. At the same time, Austria is annexed into the Third Reich in the Anschluss (actual date was March 12, 1938). When the Captain returns, he is informed that he must report as soon as possible to the Nazi Naval Headquarters in Bremerhaven, to accept a commission in the German Navy. He is opposed to Nazism, and stalls by insisting he must perform with his family that night in the Salzburg Festival, now politicized and showcased as a Nazi event under the patronage of Hans Zeller (Ben Wright), recently appointed as the Nazi Gauleiter. Zeller agrees, but orders the Captain to depart immediately after the performance. The choreography of the final song, "So Long, Farewell", allows the family to leave slowly, a few at a time, and as the winners are announced, they flee. At first they hide in the abbey, but are discovered by Rolfe (who had joined the Nazi party), who threatens to shoot the Captain despite being visibly scared of having to do so. The Captain unsuccessfully attempts to persuade Rolfe to join them; he calls for his lieutenant instead, and the von Trapps flee again. The Nazis are unable to pursue them, as the nuns have stolen their spark plug wires and ignition coil. The final shot shows the von Trapps climbing over the Alps into Switzerland, as "Climb Ev'ry Mountain", reprised by a choir, swells to a grand conclusion.

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Try la layan

Best tau citer nie..

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Masak Memasak

2012-01-06T09:00:00.001+08:00

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Beberapa minggu lepas Alkisah banyak menonton rancangan realiti masakan

Rancangan yang kita tidak perlu mengundi sms banyak bagi diorang juara

Cuma

Rancangan ini banyak menguji kita dari segi deria mata

iaitu dengan menilai dari sudut penglihatan kesedapan makanan yang diorang masak

menguji deria rasa

iaitu dengan menelan air liur banyak banyak

Kita akan rasa air liur tetapi Chef yang dalam TV saja yang dapat rasa keenakan makanan itu

Ok Finee

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Antara rancangan masak masak yang Alkisah suka tengok adalah

E&O AFC's Next Master Chef

Judge dia sangat power, tambah tambah si Bruce Lim..

Kalau tak sedap.. dia terus hempas pinggan

Bruce Lim juga mempunyai rancangannya sendiri iaitu The Boss

Finale AFC's Next Master Chef menyaksikan Diane Vs Dino

Diane yang sangat sweet

dikalahkan oleh kepada Dino

Akhirnya Dino dinobatkan sebagai Juara AFC's Next Master Chef

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Settle saja Celebrity Chef

Alkisah menumpukan perhatian ke

Master Chef Malaysia

Ia akan berakhir pada Ahad ini

Ezani Vs Wahidan

Walaupun profesion mereka berbeza

tapi bila berada di Master Chef

semua itu ditinggalkan bagi merebut Gelaran Master Chef Malaysia

Agak agak siapa yang masak sedap?

Ermm

Kalau Alkisah memang susah nak agak

Diorang kena jemput Alkisah

Bagi Alkisah rasa

Baru Alkisah boleh umumkan sapa pemenangnya

Ehhh

Tetiba

Sapa yang juri ni??

K Finee

Alkisah nak pergi menyantap sekejap

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source:

http://www.asianfoodchannel.com/nextafcchef/

https://www.facebook.com/MasterChefMalaysia

Alkisah Pictures is Back !!

2012-01-05T11:11:00.000+08:00

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Sila layari & klik --> Alkisah Pictures untuk maklumat lanjut.

or

http://alkisahpictures.blogspot.com/

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Bahana Gambar

2012-01-05T00:00:00.001+08:00

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Aduyai

Kecoh kecoh buat apa

Chills sudah

Tak pasal pasal rating dia naik mendadak semenjak 2 hari ini

Puncanya

Hanya gambar di laman sosial

Akceli

Semua benda ni pernah terjadi pada Alkisah

May b pada anda juga

tul tak?

Dari zaman friendster lepas tu myspace dan kini facebook

punca dia sama saja

Gambar

tapi bukan gambar Alkisah seksi or tak pakai tudung yang jadi isu

cuma gambar Alkisah dengan GF

(orang caring cakap: tak elok, perempuan tu tak de ikatan lagi)

Okay fine

Lepas tu Alkisah bertunang

isu timbul plak pasal bergambar dengan Tunang

(orang caring cakap: tak elok belum nikah lagi)

Ok fine

Lepas tu Alkisah pun berkahwin

issue resolved

Then

Alkisah dapat Sofea a.k.a my Daughter

Alkisah masukkan gambar Sofea tengah bogel dalam bilik air ketika mandi

(orang caring cakap: tak elok letak gambar bogel anak dalam FB)

Okayyyy Fineeee

itu pun jadi Isu

Thanks for Caring

Nasihat Alkisah

Sila berhati hati bila nak upload gambar di laman sosial

Yup benar, itu hak anda

laman sosial anda

suka hati anda nak letak gambar apa pun

Alkisah pun macam korang juga

hahahaha

Jadi jalan terbaek

Tolong privatekan gambar anda kepada orang orang tertentu saja

atau

jangan add langsung orang orang seperti di bawah

sedara mara yang caring a.k.a kaki report
kawan kawan yang kay poh chi
mami jarum
jiran tetangga yang suka jaga tepi kain orang

Tudung

Isu ini sensitif sebab melibatkan hukum agama

cuma

Nasihat Alkisah

Slowly berubah ke arah kebaikan

Bagi wanita yang berambut highlight dan free hair ni

Kita perlu masa beri mereka masa untuk berubah

Kita tidak boleh memaksa mereka secara drastik

nanti mereka memberontak

Ini based on pengalaman Alkisah

Alhamdulillah

Formula Alkisah berkesan

myWife slowly bertudung

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klik Nur Amalina Che Bakri untuk dapat penjelasan dari

tuan badan sendiri

So untuk kes yang tengah HOT ini

Kita seharusnya jangan terus menghina atau berprasangka buruk terhadap dia

tetapi

Suruh dia layari ceramah ceramah agama di youtube

bila dia ada kelapangan

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Alkisah juga dalam proses pemulihan

Rohani & Jasmani

Proses ini takkan selesai sehingga nafas yang terakhir

insyallah

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Dencchh!! Volkswagen Aqua

2012-01-04T13:00:00.002+08:00

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Kereta ini amat sesuai pakai kat Malaysia terutamanya

pada masa musim tengkujuh

Sedikit sebanyak boleh mengurangkan kereta breakdown atau dijual selepas banjir

Lepas ni kalau nak pergi Langkawi, Tioman atau Perhentian

Tak payah naik bot lagi

Jimat Jimat Jimat

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source: dailymail

ShoutMix - Lets *Oooo ramai

2012-01-03T18:00:00.001+08:00

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Free service has to stop *Oooo

Thanks for using ShoutMix for all these year. I have been providing free shoutboxes on the World Wide Web for over 7 years now. It wasn't long before I realized being 100% free is not sustainable. Just before ShoutMix's first birthday, it almost had to be closed. *Oooo

ShoutMix has tried to work with the freemium business model ever since. Conversion rates were low with the first version. With the second version, things improved and I have had more paying customers. Fortunately people liked the service and started paying for more features. *Oooo

With that in mind, the new third version was developed to make things better for free and paid users alike. It was developed with lots of feedback from users over the course of several years. Meanwhile my biggest goal remained: to improve conversion rate to keep things sustainable and profitable, all while making ShoutMix a really high quality product for everyone. *Oooo

One of the most mentioned feedback was that the old free version was too restrictive. Others are less trivial, just make it better, more premium features, more powerful stuff, avatar support, real time push update, really good spam protection, support for really high traffic situations, etc.*Oooo

Finally, in November 2011, the new version 3 was completed. It was launched successfully and very smoothly. It was a great moment. *Oooo

During the first month since launch, the reception went really well. New sign ups are in the thousands daily. Just within a month, almost 50,000 users have signed up! Hundreds of thousands of messages posted. Over 10,000 users from Facebook. Generally, users loved the new version. The growth are massive. *Oooo

So, what went bad? *Oooo

The conversion rate did not go up. In fact it fell lower. Our stats show 99.93% of users either have no intention to upgrade or are just happy with our free service. Worst of all, some customers have actually stopped paying and switched to our free service! It may seems to be good news for everyone right now, but it is really bad news for all of us. *Oooo

By offering too much with our free plan, we cannibalized our paid plans. Happy users did not make more paying customers. The projections are bad. Only 0.07% users are customers. These are the people who keep ShoutMix sustainable as a business. Business is the part making ShoutMix exists for everyone. If it keeps on going this way, ShoutMix will not be sustainable any more and will need to close down in the near future. *Oooo

The freemium model is broken for us. *Oooo

Some argued that ShoutMix can easily monetize its free service with ads. It has been tried, but the rates were terrible. Beautiful, unobstructive ads do not pay well for ShoutMix. We can probably do better with flashy popup ads, but no thank you. Our competitors do it with popup ads. But there is no way ShoutMix is going to commit such ugly sin. *Oooo

ShoutMix is becoming more of a premium product. In fact it already has. ShoutMix is designed to be the best in the industry. With passion plus personal investments of time, money and labor of over 7 years, ShoutMix has outgrown the freemium model. *Oooo

So where do we go from here? *Oooo

I have two choices. One, allow ShoutMix to become unsustainable. This is bad news for everyone. The other choice is to stop our free service. It is becoming obvious that this is where ShoutMix should go. And so, ShoutMix is not going to be free any more. *Oooo

Existing users will be able to continue using their accounts at no cost right now. The transition will begin within a few weeks. Eventually, users with free accounts will need to switch to a paying plan or stop using the service. The date is set at January 1, 2012. After this date, free accounts will stop working unless upgraded to a paid plan. *Oooo

The good news is that ShoutMix will be available for only $0.99/month and will be available effective immediately. For our old version (the Classic) it will only be available in Premium package which costs approximately $1.67/month. *Oooo

Existing customers are unaffected by all these changes. In fact, ShoutMix is going to be really awesome for our current and future customers. Our focus will be to make paying customers extremely happy and they will get 100% of our resources. If you are one of our customers, things are just going to get a lot better for you. *Oooo

ShoutMix has always been a product with great passion. It is just unfortunate that it did not work out as a free product. We all have to move on. And ShoutMix will continue to be the most affordable, high quality and premium live chat software that everyone can use and love. *Oooo

Snecx Tan

December 2011

source: http://www.shoutmix.com/v3/openletter.php

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RVP Record 2011

2012-01-03T06:00:00.000+08:00

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Akhirnya berlabuhlah tirai 2011

menyaksikan Robin Van Persie berjaya memecahkan record Legendary Thiery Henry

“Thierry, is in my opinion, Arsenal’s best ever player,”

“He set that record, is an unbelievable player but on this one, I have just beat him! I fell one short of Shearer’s record but maybe next year."

“I am a sportsman, you want to achieve the highest. My main thing is to win games but I want to achieve the highest possible."

“This was one thing I could achieve a little more than Thierry in one year but just short of Shearer. You can look at it in many ways."

“It has been a great year, thanks to my team-mates, mainly. I could not have done it without them. They have been unbelievable. Theo has given me so many assists. All the players have been absolutely fantastic.”

Van Persie juga menceritakan isu kecergasannya pada tahun 2011:

“That is the main thing,”

“I could play relaxed and enjoy myself. I could go from strength to strength. I could feel that every single game I was getting fitter and better, which is an unbelievable feeling."

“I have had some knocks in the past but 2011 was clear with no injuries and I could enjoy myself. I was playing, having fun – as everyone could see."

“Not long ago I wasn’t even convinced I could play as a main striker. So I was not [expecting so many goals] at all but stuff like this happens when you are feeling relaxed and enjoying the game.”

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Wahh gitu

Like like you Persie

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This year

King Henry is return to Arsenal

for 2 month

?? Not officially yet ??

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Adakah Henry akan join Arsenal??

"For him to come back is something so brave. He has nothing to prove. He has a statue here – only a couple of players have that. He broke every single record at Arsenal – he won everything here."

"Some people might question ‘why do you do it, because you have proved everything already?’ but there is only one answer. That is because he loves the game so much that he just wants to play. I asked him a couple of weeks ago [to come back]."

"He is unbelievable, even in training. He had a couple of sessions and – I don’t want to put too much pressure on him – but he is looking right up there. He is looking very good. He knows when to drop, he knows when to make a one-two. He knows all these things. I am looking forward to it so much."

"It will be good for everyone. It is a massive joy to play and train with him. I am excited too. It’s like, ‘oh yes, Thierry is back, let’s have fun’,"

"The younger guys are all looking up to him. Everyone is sharing that feeling. Before the [QPR] game I saw him speaking to Francis Coquelin with the ball, showing him how to run. He is doing a great job already."

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source: arsenal.com, youtube

Happy New Year 2012

2012-01-02T13:00:00.001+08:00

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Happy New Year to all of you

Semoga korang sihat sihat sokmo

Alhamdulillah

Bersyukur ke hadrat illahi

Kita masih bernafas di bumi Allah ini

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Apa azam korang tahun ini?

Alkisah dah ada beberapa target

tapi

Ianya belum boleh dihitam putihkan di dalam blog ini

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Kalau target ditempat kerja

Bulan lepas lagi Alkisah dah set dengan manager

Nak tak nak kena achieve sebelum half session 2012

Wehuu

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Alkisah terdengar dan terbaca

beberapa artikel & orang pernah cakap pasal

2012

kita kena prepare

nanti akan terjadi macam cerita 2012

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Waterparkk !!!

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Maka

Bagi peramal peramal yang hebat lagi bijaksana

sila layari video dibawah..

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Kiamat akan datang

tapi kita tidak akan tahu bila

jadi nasihat Alkisah

Beramal dan bersedia selalu

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Ujian Allah bukan macam ujian University mahupun sekolah

Last last minit baru nak study group cari testking ataupun terhegeh hegeh buat toyol

To late babe, its too late..

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Maka dengan itu

Mulai sekarang marilah kita sama sama

kembali ke jalan benar

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Insyallah

Bersedia sebelum terlambat

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Thierry Henry's 226 Arsenal Goals in 14 Minutes

2011-12-29T18:00:00.000+08:00

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source: youtube

ITIL v3 Foundation

2011-12-27T01:00:00.000+08:00

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Alhamdulillah

Certified Sudah

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Kapitan Van Persie Record Year 2011

2011-12-26T01:00:00.002+08:00

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Almost there kapitan

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Robin van Persie admits he has been pleasantly surprised by the speed of Arsenal's recovery this season

Van Persie has led the way with 16 goals in the top flight and even he has been shocked by the strength of Arsenal's response.

"Maybe a little bit"

"We had to get used to the new players [who signed at the end of August]."

"I have to give lots of credit to Mikel Arteta, Per Mertesacker, Thomas Vermaelen and Yossi Benayoun - great characters, really helpful in every area. When I need assistance, they are always helping me."

"Mikel, for example, played seven years at Everton, two years at Rangers and you can tell he’s an experienced player. Yossi is similar, Per Mertesacker has played close to 80 times for Germany. They have really helped me."

"I just want to help my team, help them with assists and goals and good football,"

"In some games that means holding on to the ball when we are struggling. Football is more for me than scoring, it can give you more than goals. "

"[Against Aston Villa] I gave a nice pass to Aaron, and I enjoy that as much as a goal. I just like to play football."

The secret to my success

Robin van Persie says his magnificent goalscoring form in 2011 is down to two key factors - his fitness and his willingness to take risks.

"I didn't miss one Premier League game [this year], and in most games I played 90 minutes, so when you have a good run and feel fresh and fit you try things,"

"You take a few more risks than perhaps you would when you are coming back from injury. When you don't have a run, you don't really try things. "

"As a striker it is really important to have a go. If you feel like having a chip or cutting the ball instead of shooting [you should do it].

"If you look at my performances, I take more risks now because I know that, with the team I have behind me, I will get more chances. It's not as if I will only get one chance - I always get one, two, three maybe four in a game, so I can take a risk here and there."

"It's a big honour because Thierry is probably the best player Arsenal ever had and to achieve that in a year is really special,” he said. "

"I am really proud but it is not my main target. But as it has happened, of course I am really happy."

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Family Van Persie

Wife: Bouchra

Children: Shaqueel & Dina

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Apa perbezaan/persamaan Alkisah ngan Van Persie?

Sama

******

Kitorang dilahirkan pada tahun 1983 --> awesome

Hensome **errkk**

Ketinggian

Status Perkahwinan

Beza

*****

Bulan lahir

Sekolah

Posisi dalam permainan bola sepak

Number jersey

Bilangan anak

Gaji

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Ok Stop !!

That all for now

The Dark Knight Rises

2011-12-25T01:00:00.001+08:00

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Setelah 8 tahun peristiwa The Dark Knight berlalu, kini muncul Pemimpin Pengganas a.k.a Bane di Gotham City, sekali gus memberi tekanan kepada pasukan polis untuk mengembalikan Hero Gotham City iaitu Batman untuk membantu mereka selepas kejatuhan zaman jenayah Harvey Dent.

Ermm

Kena tengok nie

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Ludovico

2011-12-24T17:00:00.000+08:00

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This comfortable style is simple and contemporary maximize space in the most tangible possible. Two chairs are embedded in the comfortable creating the sensation of four drawers extras. The handles of the chairs also meet functional purpose as well as extraction time saving.

Materials: finger joint Eucalyptus grandis. Aluminum handles.

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Alangkah bestnya kalau ada almari ni kat Malaysia

Alkisah mau angkat satu

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