AL RAZ's WUNDERBAR

I'M GONE

2014-12-09T08:41:00.001-08:00

AFTER YEARS & YEARS OF BLOGSPOT MY TIME HAS FINALLY COME TO AN END...

I'VE PUT ON MY BIG BOY PANTS & MIGRATED TO WORDPRESS!! &AND LIFE IS NOW GLORIOUS.

FROM NOW ON PLEASE FOLLOW AND BOOK MARK THIS PAGE FOR MY NEW SITE:

https://alrazblog.wordpress.com/

OK BYE!

:THAT IS BETTER:

2014-11-14T03:43:00.000-08:00

2014-10-29T05:11:00.000-07:00

:WINDOWS 93 NET:

2014-10-29T05:10:00.003-07:00

www.windows93.net

:GUY TORMENTS GF WITH LORD OF THE RINGS QUOTES AND ITS FUNNY:

2014-10-14T08:15:00.001-07:00

This guy torments his girlfriend by reciting various Lord Of The Rings quotes for what seems quite a long period of time. It's funny.

:KIDS EATING IN A EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT:

2014-10-14T05:48:00.002-07:00

The New York Times sent a group of kids from Brooklyn to a top notch restaurant and filmed their $220 per head fine dining experience.

:GUY TELLS HIS DAD HE'S A BRONY:

2014-10-14T04:47:00.003-07:00

This guy calls up his dad and tells him he's a Brony (a guy who watches and thoroughly enjoys My Little Pony.) His dad I guess isnt exactly overjoyed with it with his first response being "that's gay."

At first you think the Brony is a bit of shit for feeling the need to tell his dad in the first place, it's only a TV programme...But then after a while you realise that the shit is actually the dad who seems to think his years of hunting and manliness have gone to waste. For more info on Bronies, just click here.

:BEST EXIT FROM A REALITY SHOW, EVER:

2014-10-14T04:34:00.002-07:00

I think there comes a time in every persons life that they feel the need to do this. Lucky for most, this is usually behind closed doors or in the middle of a very empty large wooded area. For others, it happens on TV, in front of the whole nation, which then gets uploaded to YouTube and remains until the end of time. Choose your moments when you want to release your spirit animal OK?

:MAN SUES WIFE FOR UGLY CHILDREN, AND WINS:

2014-10-13T09:58:00.003-07:00

A Chinese man has sued his wife for having ugly children, and he won.

Jian Feng a Chinese man sued his wife over what he called “an extremely ugly baby girl.” He at first accused his wife of having an affair but after some Jeremy Kyle style DNA tests, results showed that in fact Jian, he was the father. *Crowd cheer and Jian does a dance.

Feng sued his ex-wife on the grounds of false pretences, she had undergone over $100,000 in plastic surgery while in South Korea before they met and had not told Feng about his procedures. “Our daughter was incredibly ugly, to the point where it horrified me.”

In the mean time, here's a showreel of Your Are Not The Fathers from Maury, real quality viewing stuff over in these here parts.

2014-10-08T06:09:00.001-07:00

:ANIMATION RECAP OF GAME OF THRONES:

2014-10-08T06:04:00.002-07:00

A nice short animation recapping whats recently gone down on Game Of Thrones directed by Parisian studio BlackMeal.

:2015 NEW YORK TAXI MEN CALENDER IS SHO SHEXY:

2014-10-08T06:01:00.003-07:00

View it here, buy it here, do whatever you want with it here.

:ASTRONOMY PHOTOGRAPHER OF THE YEAR AWARDS:

2014-07-02T07:31:00.001-07:00

Some of the photos shortlisted for this years Astronomy Photographer of the Year awards.

:SIGNED, SEALED, IMPRISONED:

2014-07-02T07:27:00.003-07:00

Yep, he's signed up to a model agency now...do his go-sees come to him?

Check it out here.

:THE SMALLEST BIGGEST LIAR:

2014-07-02T07:25:00.002-07:00

This girl has gone to great lengths to cover up her crime of vandalism. Over 3 and a half minutes worth of story stretching and fantasy lying is pret-ty impressive. Watch this little New Yorkian lie through her teeth until her vocabulary runs out. Wait...did she say she drew on the dog?

2014-07-02T07:21:00.001-07:00

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2014-06-05T03:36:00.002-07:00

2014-04-23T03:47:00.002-07:00

I couldn't live without my eye drops.

2014-04-17T14:43:00.000-07:00

CHECK OUT MY TUMBLR YO

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2014-04-17T14:04:00.001-07:00

2014-04-16T12:44:00.002-07:00

2014-04-16T12:34:00.001-07:00

2014-04-16T12:12:00.001-07:00

:CHRIS P CUTS x NTS RAIDO: LAID BACK HIP HOP MIX:

2014-04-11T09:16:00.000-07:00

You can always rely on friends to show you good music ay? But beware because sometimes people can send you some dodgey shit because they're in some next weird place where sending you Acid Korean rock was definitely a good idea. In this case it turned out to be a goodun & I was shown the Chris P Cuts show on NTS Radio.

If you're in the mood for laid back hip hop beats both new and old, then most definitely give this a listen below because it's made my day. Track listing available here.

Sketchbook Radio w/ Chris P Cuts - 26th March 2014 by Nts Radio on Mixcloud

:FALLEN PRINCESS:

2014-04-11T08:12:00.002-07:00

Photographer Dina Goldstein's Fallen Princess project has taken the fairy tale Princesses of our childhoods and transformed them into modern day women after all the magic had been swept away, and Prince Charming was found to be a liar on the lie detector test on Jeremy Kyle. Click the image to bigger it.