Alexander John's Blog

What wont a Welshmen do?

noreply@blogger.com (Alexander John) — Sun, 11 Mar 2012 16:36:46 PDT

I love this Fiverr website! It's great what people will do for $5!

Hack!

noreply@blogger.com (Alexander John) — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 20:35:45 PST

Hacked into the Pentagon's computers the other day, found out that aliens were real. The government has been keeping it from us for years.

I saw that the first alien contact was in 1945! This goes back before WWII!

They found bones of an alien in Antarctic wail studying how ice formed around trees.

I knew it!

What?

noreply@blogger.com (Alexander John) — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 20:15:47 PST

Is this blogger or twitter can't tell now an days.

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Alex

Wornging

noreply@blogger.com (Alexander John) — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 20:13:43 PST

This site will be under high matinise for several dayz.

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Alex

What are you?: Blog Radio 4

noreply@blogger.com (Alexander John) — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 13:38:01 PST

Radio Blog With You Later,

Alex

Call Of Duty: Blog Radio 3

noreply@blogger.com (Alexander John) — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 10:31:56 PST

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Alex

What I Think Of YouTube: Blog Talk Radio 2

noreply@blogger.com (Alexander John) — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 19:28:10 PST

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Alex

Where do you put your feet? (Radio Blog #1)

noreply@blogger.com (Alexander John) — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 18:49:51 PST

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Alex

Traffic Jam Thrills!

noreply@blogger.com (Alexander John) — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 18:12:44 PST

Whenever you are in a traffic jam for a long time and start going the speed limit again have you ever smiled?

It's a weird thrill for me to go the speed limit again after a traffic jam. I'm not mad, stressed, or anything I'm literally happy and thrilled. It's the feeling you get after your done running. Your endorphins are high, your legs are weak, and your happy that you just ran.

...and you start singing, "have I told you lately that I love you?..."

Then for some weird reason your favorite pop song comes onto the radio and you start to dance!

Dance!

Dance!

Dance!

Dance!

Not caring what the other drivers think of you...it's like your almost encouraging them to flick you off.

"Have I ever told you that your my hero...La La La La La..." I mean who really knows the rest of the words?

Is that just me? I'm I the only one that gets a thrill from it? Wait...

...Maybe I am the only one in the world...Wonderful, just wonderful. Do they give awards for this type of thing?

(Award Announcer): "Now the winners for the category of 'getting a thrill after traffic jams'...and the winner is...Alexander John!!!!!"

(Me): "Thank you, thank you...I would just like to thank...well, me, for being the only one in the world that does this. Thanks me."

[Loud cheering]

Exit stage left - and scene.

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Alex

Have you ever not wanted a birthday party?

noreply@blogger.com (Alexander John) — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 22:59:24 PST

There was no story to this...I just wanted to ask.

Have you ever...

noreply@blogger.com (Alexander John) — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 23:25:30 PST

Have you ever walked in the dark in the woods. It's like every scary movie you have ever watched bites you in the ass.

Your eyes plays tricks on you and every noise might as well be a scary man with a knife ready to kill you because a part of you dies inside.

Or is that just me?

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Alex

The Truman Show

noreply@blogger.com (Alexander John) — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 10:43:15 PST

The Truman Show is one of my favorite movies. I remember when I was a kid pretending that there was cameras everywhere. I used to put on a show in the mirror.

I used to hope that my life was like Truman and one day I would find out that it was fake. That way I could run away to the 'real' world.

Somethings never change...

I still love to break out of the norm, using the world as my playground. Breaking out of what's typical and doing something extraordinary. Using my creative genus to create something new and great.

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Alex

Fashion tip of the day

noreply@blogger.com (Alexander John) — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 20:42:53 PST

I think you look great, with nothing on. Nude is the new black...

Zero Gravity Car Ad

noreply@blogger.com (Alexander John) — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 18:26:46 PST

A letter to Mr. Bean:

"Dear Mr. Bean old buddy,

I sometimes ask myself, 'what would Mr. Bean do?' I have been watching you sense I was a kid. There is nothing like your humor, you are a genus.

From,

Alex"

Buy this car:

This car can ride on walls and stuff.

Have you ever had baloney and cheese and crackers? It's pretty good.

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Alex

Movie Trailers

noreply@blogger.com (Alexander John) — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 00:15:14 PST

Arthur Christmas:

"How does Santa deliver all those presents in one night?"

It looks like a brilliant movie for the holidays. It's a cleaver look into Santa's master high tech workshop and his operation of delivering gifts.

"Do I smell a underdog movie?"

Why yes. Arthur the underdog saves the day with his pure heart and Christmas spirit. I think his going to find the 'secret' of the North Pole and somehow get a job working for Santa. His job will be writing back to the kids that sent Santa a letter. I'm predicting that some of the elf's will give him a hard time or something, giving him a underdog feel. I'm also predicting that he gets close to the 'old' Santa. The old Santa will then help him save the day. But that's just a prediction. Who knows?

"Would I see it in the theaters?"

No, I would see it on Netflix. What? I'm 22 years old and It's a kids movie.

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy:

"Do you have a mole? No I'm not talking about the kind that's on your face, I'm taking about the kind that ruins your secret organization."

Seems like more of a talking and good writing movie then a action film. Why do did I say that? I wasn't really impressed with the trailer. Don't get me wrong I love a great story in a movie but the trailer seemed to be lacking in something. What's that something? Big booms, sex, and stupid caught phrases.

It's about a old master spy, a mole, MI6, and the Cold War. Need I say more?

Would I see it in the theaters?

Yes. Looks pretty interesting.

The Sitter:

"Mom! Mom! Mom! Is my pizza done?"

Jonah hill is in it, so you know what that means? Yes, it's a collage student comedy. And it's about a collage dude that gets a job baby sitting, gets into trouble, and has to fix it before the kid's mother comes home.

At first the kids hate him but I'm thinking at the end the kids will end up loving him.

Would I see it in theaters?

Heck no! Looks super funny at parts but I would rather get it on Netflix.

Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows:

"Yes! More slow-motion action!"

Ironman...I mean Sherlock Holmes faces his most important case yet. Wait! Really? His 'most important case yet?' Well, I'm just saying it will be hard to top in the third movie...

Looking at the trailer it seems more: funny, actiony, and cheesy. Will that take away from the story? Not sure. I guess you will have to see it. In any sequel they seem to cover up the bad story with a lot of action and humor, so I couldn't tell if it was a good story.

Would I see it in the theaters?

Yes! I mean come on! Didn't you see the first one? It was great!

What do you think of these movie trailers?

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Alex

Triops, Some good childhood memories!

noreply@blogger.com (Alexander John) — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 23:25:16 PST

Triops have been around for billions of years. Some older then dinosaurs! They have three eyes and look like little aliens! So, I was no this website and I found some! Why does finding Triops bring back childhood memories?

Well, when I was a kid my parents got them for me. I grew them, my very own Triops! They grew about 2" long and then I remember having to go on family vacation. I knew I wouldn't be able to take care of them during family vacation so my sister and I set them free. We went to the local park and dumped them in the river.

Yes, we probably killed them by doing that but hey we were kids, we didn't know any better.

Good times. I just wounder if their still alive? Maybe, I mean come on they survived this long, why not longer? Maybe they got into the sewers and are 10 feet long now! One could only dream...

Things you do...

noreply@blogger.com (Alexander John) — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 21:48:07 PST

I can't get enough of YouTube. Well, I guess when your out of the job, YouTube is all you got. Just found this video that blow my mind...

Its so weird it doesn't look real!

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Alex

Wim Hof is half man half polar bear

noreply@blogger.com (Alexander John) — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 12:12:35 PST

Wim Hof is half polar bear half man. You are not Yim Hof. I don't think anyone could be Yim Hof but Yim Hof himself.

Ok, that last one didn't really make sense. But to give you a better picture here is a video:

His a mad man!

18 world records? I just don't know what to say about that.

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Alex

I need more clicking!!!! "things I click and push the most"

noreply@blogger.com (Alexander John) — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 23:17:58 PST

I don't know about you but I click the following more then once:

The 'clear' button on a calculator.

The 'walk' button on street crosswalks.

The 'end call' button on my phone.

The 'up or down' button on an elevator.

The 'browser' icon when it doesn't load fast enough.

The 'reset' button on my N64 gaming console.

The 'mountain dew' button on a soda machine.

The 'water spout rubber thing' button on my refrigerator when I have the settings in the middle of ice and crashed ice.

The 'to infinity and beyond' button on my buzz lightyear action figure.

The 'backspace' button on my slide out keyboard of my phone because I'm not used to it yet.

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Alex

The intoxication of YouTubers

noreply@blogger.com (Alexander John) — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 21:30:38 PST

His name is Eric and his one of the most interesting YouTubers. It's not about the tricks or the jokes it's about him. Eric is what makes his channel fantastically entertaining. With his upbeat personalty he keeps you watching.

He is a entertainer by trade, he used to be a juggler in Japan. I want to ask him, "how did you get a juggling job in Japan, when you were born in California?"

Very weird, entertaining, and fun.

Who thought they would be a professional whistler when they were a kid? No one!

I guess something that you learned when you were 12 is something that this brother held onto. The WhistlerBrother is a professional whistler! Who knew a job like that was around?

All you can say after one of his videos is, "his very good at whistling, good for him."

And if you couldn't get enough, here's the world champions.

Here is something you don't see everyday.

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Alex

I'm going to hack your face! But then I will put it back together and it will look better then I found it...

noreply@blogger.com (Alexander John) — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 23:39:12 PST

Kip Kedersha is like a evil genus. He plots to change your normal electronics into his own genus creations. Kip Kedersha better known as KipKay from YouTube.com is a guru with how to's. His voice alone could win awards and his creations could easy sell at Wallmart.

When asked, "Where do you get your ideas?"

He responds,

"I have an ancient secret book I discovered in my basement that contains thousands of projects but no one else is allowed to look at it."

When you watch his videos you instantly think, "Did he go to MIT?" But no, his a self taught guru. Also when you watch his videos you think, "I probably wont build what his building but I can't stop watching!"

The way he sets up each video is like art. It's short, sweet, and to the heart.

He has been featured on: Make Magazine, DIY Network, Discover Channel, and Instructables.com.

Here is one of his how to's:

Love it!

Kip worked his way up from a local cable company to video production. He used to shoot local commercials for local companies.

His at the top of my charts. I just love to think, "what in the world is he going to do next?"

I guess only the book knows...

Tweak This Out!

noreply@blogger.com (Alexander John) — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 13:42:03 PST

"No...I didn't use the same picture twice!"

Tweak is a unique shoe company that lets you design the shoe. The company is based in Hermosa Beach, California and was start by two Nike employees who were interested in incorporating social media into the shoe design process. The two aspiring entrepreneurs took the social media by storm.

They have worked with 12 different representatives (some you might know):

Rhett & Link (The Mythical Shoe)

Wheezy Waiter (The Wheezy Shoe)

DeStorm (DeShoe)

Keep The Heat (The Heat Seekers)

Timothy DeLaGhetto (The Cannons)

Olga Kay (The MOOSHooS)

Penny Arcade (Penny Arcade Shoe)

Sick Puppies (The Pups)

Charles Trippy (The Assassins)

SuperEeego (The Cho-Lows)

ShayCarl (BeardTard Supremes)

Victor Kim (The Kings, set to release next week)

What started out as a crazy idea in 2010 now has grown into a small but growing shoe company and will keep growing as new people jump on board. A representative from Tweak said to me, "we're very happy with where we're at and expect big growth in 2012!" With 4 main employees running Tweak their expecting to keep very busy these next couple of years.

Want to get involved with Tweak? This is what the Tweak representative says to do,

"The number one way to get involved with TWEAK is through our TWEAK Design Facebook application that can be found on our FB page. This app allows users to upload their ideas through comments, pictures and videos for what they want to see in a shoe.

We also do a Livestream chat with fans almost every Wednesday afternoon at 3 PM (PST). During these we'll talk about everything from current shoe projects, the latest YouTube videos, TV...anything! We also sometimes offer sneak peeks of upcoming shoe releases and give away free stuff.

No matter what though, our FB page (www.facebook.com/tweakshoes), Twitter (www.twitter.com/tweakfootwear) and YouTube channel (http://www.youtube.com/user/TWEAKFootwearProject) are the best ways to get keep up to date with what we're doing."

So, get involved! Tweak is a pretty sweet small shoe company to get involved with. "Next big thing? Maybe?"

Blog with you soon,

Alex

Hello World.

noreply@blogger.com (Alexander John) — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 12:49:16 PST

It's me again, Alex.

I'm back in my home town for the weekend. Hartland Wisconsin! The heart and soul of Wisconsin. Ok, maybe not the heart and soul maybe just the kidney or something. Anyways, my parents are moving out of this house soon and moving to smaller house. It's kinda sad to see this house go, I lived here for about 15 years and good times followed with it.

Just looking at the empty house just makes you think about when you were kids. I remember when I messed up my brother's legos and he threw a tin can at me and gave me a giant scratch on my forehead. I had to get stitches that day...good times...

You know what, them moving doesn't really make me think. I just think it is what it is...there moving so what?

I'm I going to be all sentimental about it? Maybe or maybe not. For me, I moved out years ago and I don't really look at the past much. So, it is what it is.

I'm pretty pumped for their new place, the place that their moving is a small farm and they get to have a horse. To bad for me, I can't ride him, why? I'm to big....Oh well, it is what it is...I gotta stop saying that. Darn it! I really like riding horses.

Well, blog with you later world,

Alex

The Drip That Killed Me...

noreply@blogger.com (Alexander John) — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 12:45:33 PST

I took one last glop of my sparkling water. It taste like haven prepared to junk water I was drinking. "Ok, this is it." Thinking to myself.

I put down the bottle on the ground and started to run. My heart raced, my mind went nuts with thoughts. "How about if I died, how about if no one came, what I'm I doing?"

Boom! Lights out for me. I got knocked out and my heart went to a slow plus.

I kinda planed for this, I didn't really think it would have worked. But, I tried. I had to, there was no other way.

When I came to, my eyes slowly opened. It's like trying to open your eyes outside after watching a movie at a theater. I rubbed my eyes and finally started to see. I see a desk, table, and a hanging light. I hear drops of water from the ceiling. I took a deep breath and I fell back. I was out again.

To be continued...

Hello World.

noreply@blogger.com (Alexander John) — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 12:45:43 PST

Hi world,

It's me again. As you go round and round I just enjoy the ride. Wow, you fly fast! I'm mean come on! Your going around 1,038 miles per hour! How can I keep up?

Anyways world. Been watching House on Hulu, such a great show! It's getting really interesting, I wonder what House will do next.

I have been writing about planes and let me tell you, it's pretty dam hard. How do you make planes interesting to read about? Not sure. But I do try to make it so. I try to tell a story, or just fun thoughts about the plane and I just hope people will like my articles.

One can only hope. I want to believe that I'm becoming better at writing. I think I am. You know what, I am.

Take care world.

Blog with you later,

Alex