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					<description><![CDATA[Somebody wants to meet you 🙂]]></description>
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		<title>iKID(ding)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 22:13:34 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[How does look a cabbage that is on a daily basis solo laziness ? What ? are you saying ? You wanna drench it with mayonnaise ?]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;">How does look a cabbage that is on a daily basis solo laziness ? What ? are you saying ? You wanna drench it with mayonnaise ?</span></p>
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		<title>Word of the month</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 19:51:27 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Cool The word cool it may stand for : Consumated, Overpounded, Out of style, Loser. Example : Johhny, my boy, you&#8217;re so cool !! The word cool is also know as coolalicious, incredicool, kool, c00l, kewl.]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Cool</strong></p>
<p>The word cool it may stand for : <strong>C</strong>onsumated, <strong>O</strong>verpounded, <strong>O</strong>ut of style, <strong>L</strong>oser.</p>
<p>Example :<em> Johhny, my boy, you&#8217;re so cool</em> !!</p>
<p>The word cool is also know as coolalicious, incredicool, kool, c00l, kewl.</p>
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		<title>Did you know that ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 17:34:01 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[kakorrhaphiophobia is not a word I just invented ? six fear seven because seven ate nine ? if you take pepsi-cola and mix it with coca-cola you just made cola ? I wrote the first three facts with one hand ?]]></description>
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<li>six fear seven because seven ate nine ?</li>
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<li>if you take pepsi-cola and mix it with coca-cola you just made cola ?</li>
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<li>I wrote the first three facts with one hand ?</li>
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		<title>Hallo world!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 20:19:22 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Welcome, to the nutty world. Sit your normal ass and take a pill, the pinkie one preferably. Has no sugar. If you&#8217;re an emo-kid, press 2 in order to farticle your brain. For the rest of the world, Thank you]]></description>
										<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:justify;">Welcome,</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">to the nutty world. Sit your normal ass and  take a pill, the pinkie one preferably. Has no sugar.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">If you&#8217;re an emo-kid, press 2 in order to farticle your brain.</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">For the rest of the world,</p>
<p style="text-align:justify;">Thank you</p>
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