tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-146584822012-01-30T11:28:56.964ZSimplesmente, já farto de reenviar aqueles e-mails que "às vezes até têm piada !", apeteceu-me e criei este blog onde vou postar esses ditos e-mails que por minha auto-recriação e soberana vontade, penso que serão dignos de tal ! Nota: Depois de muitas e diversas tentativas frustradas para conseguir que o raio do alojamento de blog's me aceitasse algum nome, eis que me lembrei: " algum nome há-de dar !" e tentando este mesmo, para minha surpresa, até que enfim !Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.comBlogger2620125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-46774420040257121872012-01-30T11:30:00.000Z2012-01-30T11:28:56.980Z2012-01-30T11:28:56.980Z<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-76AkCLvna0w/TyZ--bOLvfI/AAAAAAAAgI0/i0-H9PxRvvM/s1600/980x735-736984.gif"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-76AkCLvna0w/TyZ--bOLvfI/AAAAAAAAgI0/i0-H9PxRvvM/s320/980x735-736984.gif" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5703385589035548146" /></a></p><DIV dir=ltr> <DIV style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri'; COLOR: #0000ff; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <DIV style="FONT-STYLE: normal; DISPLAY: inline; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; TEXT-DECORATION: none"> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV dir=ltr bgcolor="#ffffff"> <DIV dir=ltr> <DIV style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri'; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <DIV> <DIV style="FONT-STYLE: normal; DISPLAY: inline; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri'; FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; TEXT-DECORATION: none">Ajudem o desgraçado !</DIV> <DIV>&nbsp;</DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14658482-4677442004025712187?l=algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ixcWroITS5XA1Yp_cZ8Ypu1jRsI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ixcWroITS5XA1Yp_cZ8Ypu1jRsI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ixcWroITS5XA1Yp_cZ8Ypu1jRsI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ixcWroITS5XA1Yp_cZ8Ypu1jRsI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AlgumNomeH-deDar/~4/qI5DAcu9dgc" height="1" width="1"/>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0http://algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com/2012/01/fw-ai-pobre-anibal.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-46957795118837647192012-01-30T11:29:00.000Z2012-01-30T11:27:55.497Z2012-01-30T11:27:55.497Z<p class="mobile-photo"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hcIFPKP8HcY/TyZ-u8WC7KI/AAAAAAAAgIo/f8HmrH-NFCs/s1600/425667_244374322304575_219123888162952_556000_169057842_n-775501.jpg"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hcIFPKP8HcY/TyZ-u8WC7KI/AAAAAAAAgIo/f8HmrH-NFCs/s320/425667_244374322304575_219123888162952_556000_169057842_n-775501.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5703385323048987810" /></a></p><DIV dir=ltr> <DIV style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri'; 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COLOR: #0000ff; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <DIV> <DIV style="FONT-STYLE: normal; DISPLAY: inline; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; TEXT-DECORATION: none"></DIV>&nbsp;</DIV> <DIV style="FONT-STYLE: normal; DISPLAY: inline; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; TEXT-DECORATION: none"> <DIV class=gmail_quote>"O FIM DO MUNDO, anunciado para Dezembro de 2012, foi cancelado em Portugal porque o país não tem capacidade financeira para receber um evento dessa envergadura.<BR><BR><BR><BR><BR></DIV> <DIV>&nbsp;</DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14658482-5533341395493431048?l=algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fNLbntXG7LXboGxtJfgO-ZQnMdA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fNLbntXG7LXboGxtJfgO-ZQnMdA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fNLbntXG7LXboGxtJfgO-ZQnMdA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fNLbntXG7LXboGxtJfgO-ZQnMdA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AlgumNomeH-deDar/~4/DgLXsjVXsdE" height="1" width="1"/>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0http://algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com/2012/01/comunicado-importante.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-1214049727851766392012-01-12T16:07:00.000Z2012-01-12T16:07:05.047Z2012-01-12T16:07:05.047Z<div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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font-family: 'Calibri'; font-size: 12pt;"> <div style="color: black; display: inline; font-family: 'Calibri'; font-size: small; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none;"> <div class="gmail_quote"> <div lang="PT" link="blue" vlink="purple"> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div style="border-bottom: medium none; border-left: medium none; border-right: medium none; border-top: rgb(181,196,223) 1pt solid; padding-bottom: 0cm; padding-left: 0cm; padding-right: 0cm; padding-top: 3pt;"> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">Cinco cirurgiões discutiam sobre quais os melhores pacientes numa sala de operações.<br /><br />Dizia o primeiro:<br />-Gosto de operar contabilistas porque, quando os abres, todos os órgãos estão numerados e ordenados.<br />O segundo retorquiu:<br />- Sim, mas melhor são os electricistas porque todos os órgãos estão codificados por cores. Não há qualquer&nbsp;&nbsp; risco de engano.<br />Ao que respondeu o terceiro:<br />-Qual quê!!! Os melhores são os bibliotecários. Dentro deles tudo está ordenado alfabeticamente.<br />O quarto cirurgião opinou:<br />-Não há como os mecânicos. Eles até já transportam uma reserva dos órgãos que são necessários substituir.<br />Finalmente, disse o quinto:<br /><br />-Deixem-me discordar de todos vocês, meus caros companheiros mas, em minha opinião, os melhores pacientes para operar são os políticos. Não têm coração, não têm estômago nem tomates. Além disso,&nbsp; pode-se-lhes trocar o cérebro com o cú que ninguém dá conta de nada.</span></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14658482-8452016209012150588?l=algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1HaCH5_AeUVhy8Qi6KIadnLdll4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1HaCH5_AeUVhy8Qi6KIadnLdll4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1HaCH5_AeUVhy8Qi6KIadnLdll4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1HaCH5_AeUVhy8Qi6KIadnLdll4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AlgumNomeH-deDar/~4/6MsJtqfzuvE" height="1" width="1"/>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0http://algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com/2012/01/politiquices.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-32305092559855862162012-01-05T14:10:00.000Z2012-01-12T16:05:06.360Z2012-01-12T16:05:06.360Z<div dir="ltr"> <div style="color: blue; font-family: 'Calibri'; font-size: 12pt;"> <div> <div style="color: black; display: inline; font-family: 'Calibri'; font-size: small; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none;"> <b><span style="color: #cc0000; font-family: Tahoma; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: #cc0000; font-family: tahoma; font-size: 24pt; font-weight: bold;">Cuidado com as compras pela Internet...</span></span></b> </div> <div class="gmail_quote"> <div class="gmail_quote"> <div class="gmail_quote"> <div class="gmail_quote"> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: tahoma; font-size: 10pt;"></span></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: tahoma; font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></span><span style="font-family: Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: tahoma; font-size: 10pt;">&nbsp;</span></span> </div> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="color: black; width: 100%;"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding-bottom: 1.5pt; padding-left: 1.5pt; padding-right: 1.5pt; padding-top: 1.5pt; width: 100%;" width="100%"><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: black; font-size: 24pt; font-weight: bold;">OUTRA FRAUDE NA INTERNET:</span></span></b> </div> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="color: black; width: 100%;"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding-bottom: 0cm; padding-left: 0cm; padding-right: 0cm; padding-top: 0cm; width: 100%;" valign="top" width="100%"><div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: small;"><span style="color: black; font-size: 12pt;"></span></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: black; font-size: 24pt; font-weight: bold;">Isto não é uma corrente!!!</span></span></b> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"></span></span></div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: black; font-size: 24pt; font-weight: bold;">Vejam como funciona:</span></span></b> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br />&nbsp;</span></span> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: black; font-size: 24pt; font-weight: bold;">O nosso colega Alexandre (vulgo Baiano) pagou $100 dólares por um aparelho para aumentar o pênis.</span></span></b> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br />&nbsp;</span></span> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: black; font-size: 24pt; font-weight: bold;">Os fdp mandaram-lhe uma lupa!</span></span></b> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br />&nbsp;</span></span> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <b><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: black; font-size: 24pt; font-weight: bold;">Tenha cuidado!!!!</span></span></b> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br />&nbsp;</span></span> </div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <b><span style="color: red; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: red; font-size: 26pt; font-weight: bold;">Faça como eu, avise seus amigos de PINTO pequeno!!!</span></span></b> </div> </td></tr> </tbody></table> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> </td></tr> </tbody></table> <div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"> <br /></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14658482-3230509255985586216?l=algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UBJP7QnSqOYtg1_jP89vFHetvMw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UBJP7QnSqOYtg1_jP89vFHetvMw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UBJP7QnSqOYtg1_jP89vFHetvMw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/UBJP7QnSqOYtg1_jP89vFHetvMw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AlgumNomeH-deDar/~4/J0iRR8PeGmY" height="1" width="1"/>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0http://algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com/2012/01/cuidado-com-as-compras-pela-internet.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-3871239144973637202012-01-02T10:49:00.000Z2012-01-12T16:05:21.741Z2012-01-12T16:05:21.741Z<div class="mobile-photo"> <a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Qt6D1Xq3KL8/TwGLdeC0ETI/AAAAAAAAgHo/QweIUfez9ZA/s1600/sem_euros-701687.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5692984742370349362" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Qt6D1Xq3KL8/TwGLdeC0ETI/AAAAAAAAgHo/QweIUfez9ZA/s320/sem_euros-701687.jpg" /></a></div> <div dir="ltr"> <div style="color: blue; font-family: 'Calibri'; font-size: 12pt;"> <div style="color: black; display: inline; font-family: 'Calibri'; font-size: small; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none;"> <span style="color: #1f497d; font-size: 20pt;">O HUMOR DOS PORTUGUESES É FANTÁSTICO ...</span></div> </div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14658482-387123914497363720?l=algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/udi1SKfU956_jz9nUYAoPd7_FEk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/udi1SKfU956_jz9nUYAoPd7_FEk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/udi1SKfU956_jz9nUYAoPd7_FEk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/udi1SKfU956_jz9nUYAoPd7_FEk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AlgumNomeH-deDar/~4/N-3NGu7So7U" height="1" width="1"/>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0http://algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com/2012/01/proxima-nota-entrar-em-circulacao.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-46250626216932453272012-01-02T10:48:00.000Z2012-01-12T16:05:35.200Z2012-01-12T16:05:35.200Z<div dir="ltr"> <div style="color: blue; font-family: 'Calibri'; font-size: 12pt;"> <div> <div style="color: black; display: inline; font-family: 'Calibri'; font-size: small; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none;"> <span style="color: black;"><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms', sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #943634;"><span style="color: black;">A mulher estava do outro lado da rua na fofoca com uma amiga e o marido em casa, conferindo o euromilhões. Quando viu que tinha acertado nos 20 milhões</span></span><span style="color: #1f497d;">,</span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms', sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #943634;"><span style="color: black;"> enlouqueceu e começou a gritar:</span><span style="color: black;">- Jurema, Jurema!!!!!!! Ganhei, ganhei o Jackpot!!!!<br />A mulher atravessa a rua como louca, e um autocarro atropela e mata a coitada. </span></span></span><span style="color: black; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #943634;"><span style="color: black;">O marido</span> <span style="color: black;">SIMPLESMENTE</span> <span style="color: black;">diz...</span></span></span><span style="color: #943634;"><br /><span style="color: black; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', sans-serif; font-size: medium;">- Puta que pariu, quando um gajo tá com sorte, tá com sorte&nbsp; mesmo !!!</span></span></div> </div> </div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14658482-4625062621693245327?l=algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vIxWWVz0QbDDhqiOY7n9htCRbAY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vIxWWVz0QbDDhqiOY7n9htCRbAY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vIxWWVz0QbDDhqiOY7n9htCRbAY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vIxWWVz0QbDDhqiOY7n9htCRbAY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AlgumNomeH-deDar/~4/bcemsr-ujp4" height="1" width="1"/>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0http://algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com/2012/01/jackpot.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-61804278125913372252011-11-29T15:26:00.001Z2012-01-12T16:05:44.947Z2012-01-12T16:05:44.947Z<div class="mobile-photo"> <a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-O_gJw0xww9g/TtT5iiMO-0I/AAAAAAAAgHE/vE26vCtuxWo/s1600/%2521cid_1_296806325%2540web32201_mail_mud_yahoo-761767.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680439401710025538" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-O_gJw0xww9g/TtT5iiMO-0I/AAAAAAAAgHE/vE26vCtuxWo/s320/%2521cid_1_296806325%2540web32201_mail_mud_yahoo-761767.jpg" /></a></div> <div class="mobile-photo"> <a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kyPVQAfMwiw/TtT5is7NZmI/AAAAAAAAgHU/WocBKbxQq5Y/s1600/%2521cid_2_296806326%2540web32201_mail_mud_yahoo-762517.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680439404591408738" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kyPVQAfMwiw/TtT5is7NZmI/AAAAAAAAgHU/WocBKbxQq5Y/s320/%2521cid_2_296806326%2540web32201_mail_mud_yahoo-762517.jpg" /></a></div> <div class="mobile-photo"> <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-g-38XxTdxk0/TtT5iwmmr-I/AAAAAAAAgHc/wYe7k913tJ0/s1600/%2521cid_3_296806326%2540web32201_mail_mud_yahoo-763787.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5680439405578727394" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-g-38XxTdxk0/TtT5iwmmr-I/AAAAAAAAgHc/wYe7k913tJ0/s320/%2521cid_3_296806326%2540web32201_mail_mud_yahoo-763787.jpg" /></a></div> <div dir="ltr"> <div style="color: blue; font-family: 'Calibri'; font-size: 12pt;"> <b><span style="color: black; font-size: 24pt;">- Amor Bati o carro.<br />- <i>Aonde?</i><br />- Numa árvore lá no estacionamento.<br />- </span><i><span style="color: black; font-size: 24pt;">Mas o estacionamento não tem árvore....</span><br /> </i></b><br /> <div class="MsoNormal"> <b><i><b><i><span style="color: mediumblue; font-size: 36pt;">Veja abaixo: </span></i></b></i></b></div> <div> </div> <b><i> </i></b></div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14658482-6180427812591337225?l=algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hs9u3PN3l0PkKF4Bb6-9R9MUGG4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hs9u3PN3l0PkKF4Bb6-9R9MUGG4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hs9u3PN3l0PkKF4Bb6-9R9MUGG4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/hs9u3PN3l0PkKF4Bb6-9R9MUGG4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AlgumNomeH-deDar/~4/diKWQorw-RM" height="1" width="1"/>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0http://algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com/2011/11/mulher-no-volante.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-81609606591622689142011-11-29T15:24:00.000Z2011-11-29T15:23:25.479Z2011-11-29T15:23:25.479Z<DIV dir=ltr> <DIV style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri'; COLOR: #0000ff; FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <DIV> <DIV style="FONT-STYLE: normal; DISPLAY: inline; FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri'; COLOR: #000000; FONT-SIZE: small; FONT-WEIGHT: normal; TEXT-DECORATION: none"> <P><FONT size=4 face="trebuchet ms,sans-serif"><FONT color=#000099></FONT></FONT></P><FONT color=#000099 size=4>Fascinado com as tarefas domésticas, o meu marido resolveu lavar uma camisola dele.</FONT></DIV> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV class=gmail_quote> <DIV> <P><FONT color=#000099 size=4>Um bom bocado depois de ter chegado ao pé da máquina de lavar, gritou-me de lá:</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#000099 size=4>- Que programa de lavagem é que devo usar na máquina?</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#000099 size=4>- Isso depende - respondi-lhe - o que é que diz na camisola?</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#000099 size=4>Ele gritou outra vez, muito feliz com a resposta:</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#000099 size=4>- Rui Costa!!!</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#000099 size=4>E ainda falam das loiras...</FONT></P></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV></DIV><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14658482-8160960659162268914?l=algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cqskoEEjYIAbcts1xYklrFnHMmQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cqskoEEjYIAbcts1xYklrFnHMmQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cqskoEEjYIAbcts1xYklrFnHMmQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cqskoEEjYIAbcts1xYklrFnHMmQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AlgumNomeH-deDar/~4/ZjasZr4OLN4" height="1" width="1"/>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0http://algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com/2011/11/finalmente-uma-anedota-em-condicoes.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-51733329006539215422011-11-25T17:45:00.001Z2011-11-25T17:45:18.794Z2011-11-25T17:45:18.794Z<div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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font-family: Calibri;"> <div> <div class="gmail_quote" style="font-size: 12pt;"> <div class="gmail_quote"> <div lang="PT" link="blue" vlink="purple"> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <blockquote style="margin-bottom: 5pt; margin-top: 5pt;"> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <blockquote style="margin-bottom: 5pt; margin-top: 5pt;"> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="color: black;"> <tbody> <tr> <td style="padding-bottom: 0cm; padding-left: 0cm; padding-right: 0cm; padding-top: 0cm;" valign="top"><div class="MsoNormal"> <b><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; color: red; 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font-family: 'Calibri'; font-size: 12pt;"> <div style="color: black; display: inline; font-family: 'Calibri'; font-size: small; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none;"> <div> </div> <div style="color: black; display: inline; font-family: 'Calibri'; font-size: small; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none;"> </div> <div class="gmail_quote"> <div class="gmail_quote"> <div lang="PT" link="blue" vlink="purple"> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="color: black;"><tbody> <tr><td style="padding-bottom: 0cm; padding-left: 0cm; padding-right: 0cm; padding-top: 0cm; width: 489.05pt;" valign="top" width="652"><br /> <span style="color: black;">&nbsp;</span><strong><span style="color: #993300; font-size: 13.5pt;">O básico para o início da compreensão da mulher...</span></strong><br /> <strong><span style="color: #993300; font-size: 13.5pt;"><br /></span></strong><br /> <br /> <div align="center" style="background-color: #ffff99; margin-bottom: 16.2pt; text-align: center;"> <span style="color: black;">&nbsp;</span><strong><span style="color: blue; font-size: 19pt;">11 EXPRESSÕES USADAS PELAS MULHERES</span></strong><span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;"><br /></span><strong><span style="color: blue; font-size: 13pt;">( os seus verdadeiros significados)</span></strong><u></u><u></u></div> <div style="background-color: #ffff99; margin-bottom: 16.2pt; margin-left: 0cm; margin-right: 11.5pt;"> <span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;"><br /></span><span style="color: blue; font-size: 13pt;">1</span><span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;">&nbsp;</span><span style="color: blue; font-size: 13pt;">- "Chega":</span><span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;">&nbsp;Esta é a palavra que as mulheres usam para encerrar uma discussão quando elas estão certas e tu tens que te calar.</span><br /> <span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;">2 -&nbsp;</span><span style="color: blue; font-size: 13pt;">"5 minutos"</span><span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;">: Se ela está a arranjar-se significa meia hora. "5 minutos" só são cinco minutos se esse for o prazo que ela te deu para veres futebol antes de ajudares nas tarefas domésticas.</span><br /> <span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="color: black;">3</span><span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;">&nbsp;-&nbsp;</span><span style="color: blue; font-size: 13pt;">"Nada":</span><span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;">&nbsp;Esta é a calmaria antes da tempestade. Significa que ALGO&nbsp;está a acontecer e que deves ficar atento. Discussões que começam em&nbsp;"Nada" normalmente terminam em "Chega".</span><br /> <span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;">4 -&nbsp;</span><span style="color: blue; font-size: 13pt;">"Tu é que sabes":</span><span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;">&nbsp;É um desafio, não uma permissão. Ela está a desafiar-te, e nesta altura tens que saber o que ela quer... e não digas que não sabes!</span><br /> <span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;">5 -&nbsp;</span><span style="color: blue; font-size: 13pt;">Suspiro ALTO</span><span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;">: Não é realmente uma palavra, é uma declaração&nbsp;não-verbal que frequentemente confunde os homens. Um suspiro alto&nbsp;significa que ela pensa que és um idiota e que só está a perder tempo&nbsp;a discutir contigo sobre "Nada".</span><br /> <span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;">6 -&nbsp;</span><span style="color: blue; font-size: 13pt;">"Tudo bem!!!":</span><span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;">&nbsp;Uma das mais perigosas expressões ditas por uma&nbsp;mulher. "Tudo bem!!!" significa que ela quer pensar muito bem antes de&nbsp;decidir como e quando vais pagar na mesma moeda pelo que fizeste.</span><br /> <span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="color: blue; font-size: 13pt;">7 - "Obrigada":</span><span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;">&nbsp;Uma mulher está a agradecer, não questiones, nem&nbsp;desmaies. Apenas diz "de nada". A menos que ela diga "MUITO obrigada"&nbsp;- isso é PURO SARCASMO e ela não está a agradecer por coisa nenhuma.&nbsp;Nesse caso, NÂO digas "de nada". Isso apenas provocará o "Esquece".</span><br /> <span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;">8 -&nbsp;</span><span style="color: blue; font-size: 13pt;">"Esquece":</span><span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;">&nbsp;É uma mulher a dizer "Vai-te F***R !!"</span><br /> <span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;">9 -&nbsp;</span><span style="color: blue; font-size: 13pt;">"Deixa estar, EU resolvo":</span><span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;">&nbsp;Outra expressão perigosa, significando que uma mulher disse várias vezes a um homem para fazer algo, mas&nbsp;agora está ela a fazer. Isto normalmente resulta no homem a perguntar&nbsp;"mas afinal o que é que queres?". Para a resposta da mulher, consulta&nbsp;o ponto 3.</span><br /> <span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;">10 -&nbsp;</span><span style="color: blue; font-size: 13pt;">"Sabes, estive a pensar...":</span><span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;">&nbsp;Esta expressão até parece inofensiva, mas usualmente precede os Quatro Cavaleiros do Apocalipse.</span><br /> <span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;">11 -&nbsp;</span><span style="color: blue; font-size: 13pt;">"Precisamos ter uma conversa!":</span><span style="color: #444444; font-size: 13pt;">&nbsp;F.....-se.! estás a 30 segundos de&nbsp;levar com um belo par de patins.</span></div> </td></tr> </tbody></table> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14658482-9088849279286174961?l=algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/puuhYoZ_X88mZA5fAO9GY4P7Ap8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/puuhYoZ_X88mZA5fAO9GY4P7Ap8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/puuhYoZ_X88mZA5fAO9GY4P7Ap8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/puuhYoZ_X88mZA5fAO9GY4P7Ap8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AlgumNomeH-deDar/~4/Yxh1ktKSH60" height="1" width="1"/>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0http://algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com/2011/11/11-expressoes-usadas-pelas-mulheres.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-65728286845017931122011-11-23T10:44:00.001Z2011-11-23T11:39:57.652Z2011-11-23T11:39:57.652Z<div class="mobile-photo"> <a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fPYxWglDOwA/TszOccifFrI/AAAAAAAAgGw/It0FnVC2PS8/s1600/image001-740791.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5678140218299848370" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fPYxWglDOwA/TszOccifFrI/AAAAAAAAgGw/It0FnVC2PS8/s320/image001-740791.jpg" /></a></div> <div dir="ltr"> <div style="font-size: 12pt;"> <div> <div style="color: black; 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font-family: 'Calibri'; font-size: 12pt;"> <div> <div style="color: black; display: inline; font-family: 'Calibri'; font-size: small; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none;"> <b><span style="color: navy; font-family: 'trebuchet ms', sans-serif; font-size: medium;"><span style="color: navy; font-family: arial; font-weight: bold;">- E QUE TAL ENVIARMOS AS BOAS FESTAS A TODOS OS CONTRIBUINTES DESEJANDO UM PRÓSPERO ANO DE 2012?</span></span></b></div> </div> </div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14658482-3729601590045154227?l=algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-pWH18BhmbCGg3xsBJ-HCgv5ckU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-pWH18BhmbCGg3xsBJ-HCgv5ckU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-pWH18BhmbCGg3xsBJ-HCgv5ckU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-pWH18BhmbCGg3xsBJ-HCgv5ckU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AlgumNomeH-deDar/~4/taQX5Zno1ZQ" height="1" width="1"/>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0http://algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com/2011/11/e-diz-o-passos.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-71289649288637109762011-11-17T13:29:00.001Z2011-11-23T11:41:27.255Z2011-11-23T11:41:27.255Z<div dir="ltr"> <div style="color: blue; font-family: Calibri;"> <b><span style="color: #e27100;">Depois do bebé nascer, o pai, aflito, foi falar com o obstetra.</span></b><br /><b></b><br /><b><span style="color: #e27100;">"Senhor doutor, estou muito preocupado porque a minha filha nasceu com cabelos ruivos. Não pode ser minha!"</span></b><br /><b></b><br /><b><span style="color: #e27100;">"Que disparate!" disse o médico. "Mesmo que tu a tua mulher ambos tiverem cabelo preto, podem ter cabelos ruivos nos genes da vossa família."</span></b><br /><b></b><br /><b><span style="color: #e27100;">"Não é possível!" insistiu o pai. "Ambas as nossas famílias têm tido cabelos pretos há muitas gerações."</span></b><br /><b></b><br /><b><span style="color: #e27100;">"Bem," disse o médico "tenho de perguntar... Com que frequência tu e a tua mulher praticam sexo?"</span></b><br /><b></b><br /><b><span style="color: #e27100;">O homem, envergonhado, respondeu: "Este ano tenho andado cansado de trabalhar muito. Só fizemos amor uma ou duas vezes nos últimos meses."</span></b><br /><b></b><br /><b><span style="color: #e27100;">"Então aí está!" disse o médico confiante. "É ferrugem!"</span></b></div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14658482-7128964928863710976?l=algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fJ8KeagpabubeUalARo0lagqiEU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fJ8KeagpabubeUalARo0lagqiEU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fJ8KeagpabubeUalARo0lagqiEU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/fJ8KeagpabubeUalARo0lagqiEU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AlgumNomeH-deDar/~4/FjYNmZwnewQ" height="1" width="1"/>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0http://algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com/2011/11/porque-nascem-bebes-ruivos.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-7182868842581208702011-11-17T13:28:00.000Z2011-11-23T11:41:37.235Z2011-11-23T11:41:37.235Z<div class="mobile-photo"> <a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3U19XoqhpaU/TsULrmfQPyI/AAAAAAAAgGY/H2pPwTMmtTI/s1600/image0011-730374.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5675955749064294178" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3U19XoqhpaU/TsULrmfQPyI/AAAAAAAAgGY/H2pPwTMmtTI/s320/image0011-730374.jpg" /></a></div> <div dir="ltr"> <div style="color: blue; font-family: 'Calibri'; font-size: 12pt;"> <div style="color: black; display: inline; font-family: 'Calibri'; font-size: small; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none;"> <div class="gmail_quote"> <div class="gmail_quote"> Eu já tenho este problema auditivo há um ror de anos.</div> <div class="gmail_quote"> O médico diz que é da idade e já não tem cura. É irreversível. Eu acredito a minha mulher também.E a tua?</div> <div> </div> </div> <div> </div> </div> </div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14658482-718286884258120870?l=algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jH563SkNV3xk6IuXY0I02QdHKA0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jH563SkNV3xk6IuXY0I02QdHKA0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jH563SkNV3xk6IuXY0I02QdHKA0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jH563SkNV3xk6IuXY0I02QdHKA0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AlgumNomeH-deDar/~4/P6366jfGFrU" height="1" width="1"/>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0http://algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com/2011/11/timpano-masculino.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-36839123430680904622011-11-16T14:07:00.001Z2011-11-16T14:08:03.609Z2011-11-16T14:08:03.609Z<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DO9R9RQ_mnQ/TsPDfT0sEUI/AAAAAAAAgGM/S6Cl130y0JI/s1600/015.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="238" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DO9R9RQ_mnQ/TsPDfT0sEUI/AAAAAAAAgGM/S6Cl130y0JI/s320/015.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14658482-3683912343068090462?l=algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Hhrc90EPmHfN4pWiF8amUloMxWA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Hhrc90EPmHfN4pWiF8amUloMxWA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Hhrc90EPmHfN4pWiF8amUloMxWA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Hhrc90EPmHfN4pWiF8amUloMxWA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AlgumNomeH-deDar/~4/rVJFZk4DkHE" height="1" width="1"/>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0http://algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com/2011/11/que-pedra-de-coelhinhos.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-22154631185283277412011-11-16T12:25:00.000Z2011-11-16T14:08:20.864Z2011-11-16T14:08:20.864Z<div dir="ltr"> <div style="color: blue; font-family: 'Calibri'; font-size: 12pt;"> <div> <div style="color: black; display: inline; font-family: 'Calibri'; font-size: small; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none;"> <span style="font-size: 10pt;"><span style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms', sans-serif;">Um pedreiro Alentejano que não se andava a sentir muito bem decide consultar um médico:<br />- Dr. não me ando a sentir nada bem, não consigo fazer nada... sento-me na sanita... e não sai nada, absolutamente nada.<br />O médico olhou para ele, examinou-o e disse-lhe:<br />- Olhe, dobre-se aí por cima da mesa.<br />O pedreiro dobrou-se por cima da mesa e o médico pega num barrote, dá-lhe uma mocada no cu e manda-o ir à casa de banho.<br />Quando sai da casa de banho o pedreiro diz:<br />- Dr., sinto-me aliviado. O que é que eu devo fazer, agora?<br />- Deixe de limpar o cu às sacas de cimento....</span></span></div> </div> </div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14658482-2215463118528327741?l=algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YhUSZktGMtLtGI9xFrEQnufXbcQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YhUSZktGMtLtGI9xFrEQnufXbcQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YhUSZktGMtLtGI9xFrEQnufXbcQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/YhUSZktGMtLtGI9xFrEQnufXbcQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AlgumNomeH-deDar/~4/8dkioxoDXBw" height="1" width="1"/>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0http://algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com/2011/11/pedreiro-alentejano.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14658482.post-67012421819194983722011-11-14T11:05:00.000Z2011-11-14T15:57:36.336Z2011-11-14T15:57:36.336Z<div class="mobile-photo"> <a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-02_8OaBGjRY/TsD1s_Q8NyI/AAAAAAAAgGE/g4f5vtQ1o94/s1600/%2521cid_B325DE1434A24CFFB860745F0319CA11%2540luisrocha-758713.jpg"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5674805683732363042" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-02_8OaBGjRY/TsD1s_Q8NyI/AAAAAAAAgGE/g4f5vtQ1o94/s320/%2521cid_B325DE1434A24CFFB860745F0319CA11%2540luisrocha-758713.jpg" /></a></div> <div dir="ltr"> <div style="color: blue; font-family: 'Calibri'; font-size: 12pt;"> <div> <div style="color: black; display: inline; font-family: 'Calibri'; font-size: small; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none;"> </div> <div class="gmail_quote"> <div lang="PT" link="blue" vlink="purple"> <div> <div class="MsoNormal"> <br /></div> </div> </div> </div> <div> </div> </div> </div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14658482-6701242181919498372?l=algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qIm5fuWeTKnO6mdrNkkSzMFeCp4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qIm5fuWeTKnO6mdrNkkSzMFeCp4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qIm5fuWeTKnO6mdrNkkSzMFeCp4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/qIm5fuWeTKnO6mdrNkkSzMFeCp4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AlgumNomeH-deDar/~4/JefxIqgornc" height="1" width="1"/>Elvéticohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18317504551494013730noreply@blogger.com0http://algumnomehadedar.blogspot.com/2011/11/sexo-em-portugal.html