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Food Phrases

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Food Phrases

1. As cool as cucumber = Calm and not agitative.

e.g. He never minds of anything, he is as cool as cucumber.

2. Have your cake and eat it too = The point is that if you eat your cake right now you won’t have it to eat later. OR to have advantage of both alternatives.

e.g. Don’t be extravagant. Because you can’t have your cake and eat it too.

3. Go banana = go crazy or become silly.

e.g. She went banana when her mother woke her up so early.

4. In a pickle = in trouble/ mess

e.g. Sarah has got herself in a pickle.

5. A lemon = something defective/unsatisfactory

e.g. That product turned out be a lemon.

6. As sweet as sugar = good natured person

e.g. She helps everyone. She is as sweet as sugar.

7. Piece of cake = something very easy.

e.g. That task is a piece of cake for me.

8. Take something with a grain of salt = Accepting with considerable doubt.

e.g. He is deceptive so take his words with a grain of salt.

9. Cut the mustard = Achieve success standards; win.

e.g. Both the opponents are highly competitive. Let’s see who is going to cut the musard.

10. Apple of one’s eyes = someone who is very cherishing.

e.g. Ali is apple of his lover’s eyes.

11. Sell like hot cakes = the brand which is sold very much and it is popular.

e.g. Iphones are nowadays sold like hotcakes.

12. Put all one’s eggs in one basket = To risk everything at once.

e.g. A good businessman never puts all his eggs in one basket.

English: Communicating with Animals..BBA 2nd

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Communicating with Animals

1. As busy as a bee.

2. As blind as a bat.

3. As hungry as a bear.

4. As free as a bird.

5. As sick as a dog.

6. As smart/cunning as a fox.

7. As innocent as a lamb.

8. As happy as a lark.

9. As quiet as a mouse.

10. As stubborn as a mule.

11. As wise as an owl.

12. As strong as an ox.

13. As proud as a peacock.

14. As brave as a lion.

15. As sharp minded as an elephant.

16. As idiot as a donkey.

Park my CAr Game

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Funny sms

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When i open my eyes every morning
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
When I was born Devil said..
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend-
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
If ur world is spining Round & Round.
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year,
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
what happend 2 ur mobile?
what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
First the engagement ring, then t
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
Last night I lay in my bed
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
If your a Vegetarian to be nice
If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
I'm a killer, i kill people for money
I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
Its been a rough day.I got up this
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
Jesus says to John come forth ill
Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
At dis moment in time 10 million people
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
The rain makes all things beautiful
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
i want u 2 know dat our friendship
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
An independant study has proven
An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
I'm @ the police station
I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
girls are like phones.
girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

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Missions Game

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Play this game..This is my fav. game.. Hope u will also like it..

Space Bounty

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4x4 Rally

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Worldcycle Survival

Turbo Spirit

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Funny Urdu Poetry

2009-09-26T22:24:00.002+06:00

Oye Rok Do Mere JANAZE Ko ZALiMO,
Mujh Mein nayee JAAN Aa Rahi Hai,
PiCHEY Mur k Dekho SAALON,
Bachiyon se bhari MEHRAN Aa rahi hai

ARZ KIYA HAI:
Darakht Hilao to Patte Hilte hain
Wah Wah
Darakht Hilao to Patte Hilte hain
Teri GAND maarun to TATTE Hilte hain…

Funny Urdu Poetry
Nahi Mitt Sakte Dilon Se Muhabbat K Nishaan,
.
.
Wazarat-e-Sehat,
Hakumat-e-Pakistan . . . .

Funny Urdu Poetry
Ishq mai barbadi na karwa lena
Apni ammi k arman khak mai na mila dana
Jo paisay unho na sabzi lane k liay deyen hain
Un ka EASYLOAD na dalwa lena

Funny Urdu Poetry
Raat ko pocha mujh se chand sitaro ne,
Tujhe bhula dia tere jigri yaron ne,
Me ne b muskurate hue kaha,
.
.
” Hai-ie-sare
hramday ”

Pesh khidmat hai
Ab AMJAD Islam Amjad:-
“Tum sai milnay ki Amjad kiya justuju karain,
Tabiyat ziada kharab ho tou doctor se rujoo karain…

Funny Poetry Sms
Pyar ki raasmon ko ye zamana kia jane
dil ka dard dil torne wala kia jane
hoti hai kitni mehnt ek larki phsane main
ye ghar pe bethi uski AMMA kia jane??

Funny Urdu Poetry
Subzi teri ho,Handi meri ho,
Gari meri ho,Petrol tera ho,
Ghalti meri ho,Pitai teri ho,
Hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho k,
Mangeter teri ho,Or shadi meri ho…

Funny Urdu Poetry
Arz kia hai……
Arz kia hai…….
Ham ko tha jis se Mohabat ka dawa
Ham ko jis se tha dosti ka dawa
Wo le gya hamari Manji ka Pawa
Shawa bhai Shawa…!!

Pyar Krne Se Pehle Premium Dia Jata,
Pyar Me Wafa Mili To Theek Warna,
Bewafaon Pe Jo Kharcha Hota,
Uska Claim To Mil Jata:-)

Yun to hai mujh mein boht”DeenDari”
Magar jahan dekhi koi”bachi pyari”
Bus Waheen pe”Aankh de Mari”
Phans gai to hamari,
Warna phir se wohi “DeenDari”.

Dosti Phool se karo
*”,,DOSTI,,”*
Phool se karoge to mehak jaoge..
“SAAWAN”
Se karoge to bheeg jaoge..
“SURAJ”
Se karoge to jal jaoge..
OR
“HUM”
Se karÖge to
Sudhar Jaoge.;-

Mubarkan ho G
Mubarkan
Balle Ballehaye
Shaawa Shaawa
Tak taka Tak
Tak taka tak
dhuz dhuz..
Hala lala
kyo k kal roza nahi he chand raat wish kar raha houn

Funny Urdu sms

2009-09-26T22:20:00.000+06:00

Big Collection of Funny Urdu SMS to send to your friends for free.

Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.
Life is like math. Friends ko plus karo , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.
Apki berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne,
Pyaar ka harfarz ada kiya hamne,
Mat sochna ki bhula diya aapko,
aaj phira apse pehle aapko yaad kiya humne.
I am a paper, you can write your feelings, scrible your anger, use me to absorb your tears, don't throw me after use, but when you feel cold, i will burn myself to warm you.
Some promises are always unbroken,
Some memories are always unwritten.
Feel the magic of friendship and you'll know that some words are always unspoken.
jazz menu may kusamdeed, mangani kay leye aik dabye, shaadi kay leye do, talaka kay leye teen aur bewi say nijat kay leye apna gala dabye.
ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain...
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
Makaan Maalik: 700 Rs. mahine ka kiraya hoga!

Kiraayedar: Thik hai; par aapke makaan mein bahut Chuhay naach rahay hai..

Makaan Maalik: Toh 500 Rs. mein kya Rakhi Sawant nachegi?
Yaadon ki is bhavar mein ek pal mera ho,
Phulo ki is chaman mein ek gul mera ho,
Khuda kare ki jab aap yaad kare apno ko,
to un apno mein ek naam hamara ho.
Yaadein rukti nahi rok pane se,
Dil rukta nahi kisi k samjhane se,
Ruk jaati hai dhadkan tumhe bhool jane se,
hum tumhe yaad karte hai jine ke bahane se.
Never Ignore a person who
Luvs u
Cares for u &
Miss U
Remembers U
Bcoz
One day u may wake up frm ur sleep
And realize that u’ve lost the moon while counting stars ……..!!!!

Zardari Jokes

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Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

Jese khana kharab,
Jese total azaab,
Jesey Aadi faqeer,
Jesay murda zameer,
Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa,
Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga,
Jese bijli ka taar
Jese khanjar ki dhaar,
Jesey dozakh ki aag,
Jesey zehrila naag,
Jese garmi ki dhoop

Jese shetan ka roo1 anokhi dua

Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili
Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k!!!

Zardari ka Farman,

Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

Faraz on Zardari

In Zardarion say dosti achhi nahi Faraz,
Tu Sadar-e-Pakistan hay kuchh to khayal kar

Zardari and Corruption

Ab CORRUPTION Ki Baari Hai
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zaradari Hai
Ab Aap Ki Izat, Apni Zimmadari Hai
Kyun k Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Zaradari Hai
Ab Tabahi Qismat Humari Hy
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zardari Hai . .

Zardari and Coke

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
.
.
.
BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!
Zardari Aur Zarda
Zardari aur zare
mei kia faraq hai
zarda wo hai
jo hushi mei khaya
jaata hai
aur
zardari wi hai
jo hushio ko
kha jaata hai
Zardari and Musharraf
Haqeeqat thi par
khuwab nikla,
dur tha par pass nikla,
mein iss bat
ko kia kaho,
Ye zardari to Musharraf ka bi
baap nikla.
Samaj To gay honge aap………
cheel uddi
kawa udda
tota udda
kabootar udda
kutta udda
is baar pata nahi
konse mulk k liye udda ha
samaj to honge app
sahti bohat ha na…….