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World best player 2015

2013-02-27T07:57:00.001-08:00

In the year of our lord, twenty fifteen, third month, Samuel Felicia became the worlds best player after coming from months of injury.

MY IDEA of AGGRESSION

2012-10-15T11:29:00.000-07:00

It’s the 15th of October 2012, sunny morning in Abuja at work, drinking cold water and trying to figure out what in heaven or hell is making my code produce Errors like some nuclear facility running out of water and Graphite rods to cool the system. There was a lot of frustration every where, its strict office, what would you expect?

Break time, chatting with my contacts on b.b.m. Suddenly, I don’t know how these evil spirits came to meet me from a simple conversation, it became a nightmare and an exasperation from frustration. The most annoying was on twitter. Now at a Point, I felt like sticking a nuclear bomb in a couple of people's mouths and letting it go off, I was angry and I don’t know if I was think or maybe it was a little bit because unfortunately I couldn't do any of that and I ended up talking to all of them again, WTF we are boys.

And there lived a girl on my b.b.m. One of those submerged in a conversation with me and yes she's as cute as those fairy tale characters. Most of the Story is about our conversation and the effect of the rage from the other conversations I had.

I'd like to call it something like the "idea o f transfer of rage" I don’t know the specifics of how I came up with that, but the little shame and joy I felt after this should answer that.

So this character wrote on her BBM p.m. some kid of crazy weird *hiii* that I saw and I was like okay, that’s suppose to mean something, so I asked what it was and she said it was Fulani and then I tried to guess what it meant so I tried.

Meanwhile………………………..

I was getting vexed and turning into a green monster with torn pants and hairy chest, becoming Eminem in 8-mile, from conversation with some people. Apart of me disappeared, my sane consciousness slept, a memory quickly faded hiding in the shadows of thick smoke and fires of a chasm that only my mind could understand.

Enough with the metaphors

So the next thing I saw, "I don’t have your time, you’re a fool ". That was deep, I created a new enemy and immediately, I started wishing Armageddon on her, but this was somebody that even if she ever gets drunk, she wouldn't dream of it, she wont even taste alcohol to begin with. At that moment, I forgot all that, forgot the conversation, mixed up her name for the girl that tore my heart the 1st time and just started planning for revenge. I asked myself, who's this? what's going on? Am I in a trance or something? Couldn't get the answers to those questions so I decided to drop a punch line and due to Very Explicit, when I say explicit I mean XXX and the end of the world and demons all in one piece followed by a delete.

I kept my phone on my desk and listened to the pounding bro-step rhythm of my heart and it increased till it came flat out. Nothing made sense to me again. All I could do was laugh, I felt sad for myself and there was this pity and darkness.

At that point I began to think and I tried to rationalize all that had happened in the last 8 minutes. I remembered that things should never be this serious, I trust her enough not to do something like that then I though maybe it was meant for someone else, since she sounded so angry and all that slaughter wasn't for me come-on. Maybe she was joking, or maybe an interesting someone was trying to play with me a little.

Now I drew a line in my head, on the left you do 007 and Rambo and end your relationship with her or just ask a question like a civilized person and see where it leads you, even if it makes you a savage in the end, *TF.

So I asked the simple question, "please tell me what you sent 10 minutes ago wasn't for me" and immediately after that I was hit by consciousness that was dead and buried by a garbage collector instantiated by fury. Well all I could do was laugh at my foolishness and send a ROTFL smiley with shame. Yes like an ROTFL with the pink cheeks and a hand on my face.

The case might have different if I didn't ask that simple question, innocence would have been asphyxiated, we see that happen all the time, even noted recently in its highest outcome was the gruesome execution by some savage, uncivilized Succubi.

And for those of you that don't want to be like them and be more like me see this

The Big Reality

2012-10-15T11:04:00.000-07:00

Yes Nicki Minaj Won that award Instead of Rihanna or Katy Perry and Taylor Gang was lyk WTF!!!.. Old news If an Elder from Naijja was watching this, he'd recommend psych eval for Niki. an exorcism for wizzy with that his Atampa water proof shorts he wore.... While all that was going on, other more interesting things were developing. like the big news about the iPhone the hate video against Islam and up till last night, 6 people killed for that video.

Some of us spend our time trying to know what's happening in our world while others want to know whats happening in space and Mars and some want to know what Kim is doing at 16:56:35 even to the micro second. Now what annoys me the most is the "house wives reality shows", It makes no sense. I cant even figure a proper insult for it, whats more nauseating is seeing people, Nigerians, Africans sit and watch that.

I can get that maybe those that wish for such life sit and wander in deep imagination. Seriously, don't you have more problems like your president and the introduction of the new currency note that's worth what many never earn in a month? Or even gossip about how our Dear patience is in Germany for plastic surgery on her appendix?

I believe if we spend more time looking at our world, looking at it critically like we do Kim and figure she has a pimple on the top part of her left boob we might prevent the next hate crime, impeach a president with our eyes and prevent the Hussein look alike from being used in porn.

Anyways after getting all worked up about all i just blurted out, My day got better when i watched Green day perform at the VMAs again. The Kind of thing i digg.

5minutes of #Cray

2012-09-16T17:03:00.000-07:00

What makes a Very Normal adult get off his bed at 23:50, Starts throwing his hands and legs, twisting the neck like its a possession, dancing to no rhythm at all*.

I did not win a lottery or break a firewall, get a girl friend or get a girl to admit she likes me, get all As in my courses, get free Green day backstage pass, get Kim to mention me on twitter, definitely did not get an iPhone5 cuz i'd be selling it the next day or one of those exiting things you think about and day dream about and feel sober about and start getting suicidal about them until you go to buy rat poison...well that's a bit too much but at least you get the point.

To explain that feeling you'll have feel all those things i listed up there and instead of getting a rope then a light chair, trust me you want to use a very light chair so u don't spend more time trying to kick a chair than actually dying or going through the process of death. Start getting crazy and move your body like you are in step up 5D.

Those 5minutes of madness are heavenly, thank God its just for five cuz I'd have been institutionalized by now probably most of us would have. Imagine the population of the World going crazy and the normal people get admitted to the psych ward. The good thing is it doesn't depend on their definition of crazy, it depends on ours.

Freedom and well being starts when you can walk up to your mirror naked and say

Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our Freedom...

and please don't worry about the blue paint, the eczema on your skin works just fine and the guys, the naked and mirror part's not for you. Better, use it as a pick up line.
I'm not crazy, okay maybe a little and i'm not starting a movement for the crazies. But.....
Just get crazy sometimes..... it works.

Outlier!

2012-09-13T15:47:00.000-07:00

Okay, Its time for you to hear this.
I need to be rich, wealthy, Young and Wealthy like Like Chris Brown and Zuckerberg in the same skin and date the kinds of Kim hell yeah beat them up and in a week we're making out on stage after i announce the new iPhone 6, a fast car obviously only a Bugatti will not satisfy my desire. I need an air-plane, I want to travel the world and see its beauty, buy a freaking museum and get that book too from Bill, purchase on of these countries like Ghana or Malta or even Singapore and make its citizens get a free Nigerian green card*like they need one*, put 600 new words in the dictionary......... in summary, be like Aladdin in the Dictator....*you need to see that movie, but I must warn, its a waste of your time*.

"You are HIV Aladdin"..........................ROTFL

My Definition Of An Outlier

Well is all the pain and the suffering and the strife and the 60hours a week of my life worth it? The annoying thing is that what is suppose to console me about this fact is that there are more people out there that give their life, they suffer and work their brains and muscles off for very little. Its just sad. A very sad thought, unsound experience and a nauseating feeling.

Why take so much of my time if you want me to be something in life. Are you Teaching me? Or should the question be,am i learning anything at all or using all those precious hours i swore to give in service to write this.

I learnt a lot and the process is still going on. Presently i feel alone, less people to discuss Japanese supremacy over the world and how one day Asia will take over the world, ask about God and listen to opinions about it*maybe one day i'll talk about that* the drama that happens, here's something i learnt;

-the greater the amount of people, the less sense conceived
-i'm an Outlier and i should work towards being one...which i do everyday
-java is an object oriented language
-you can get beat up by a taxi driver and still show him you are a BOSS
-win an argument by proving the person is wrong and forget about justifying your claims
-Never be as serious as serious David*yes there's a serious and not very serious David*

Alas all i have is a better sense of accomplishment and a good attitude. If you think you need to start a movement against you employers do it, as a matter of fact don't want to work, don't go and hug a transformer or dive in a well just quit and there are millions of other hungry earthly citizens that need that chance for there time to be exploited.

Who Will Purchase The New iPhone5?

2012-09-12T02:37:00.002-07:00

The Latest vomit from the chasm of Apple is scheduled to be announced 6pm today, the iPhone 5. Its predecessor the 4s was released barely a year ago.
Are the Tech giants trying to make up for their losses against other Giants?

iPhone 5 concept

Personally, i'll be expecting 200% more of what the 4S offered. That is to say shape shifting, currency printing, 4D capability, hovercraft ability, teleportation .......
But here's what its rumored to have;

1. A 4 inch screen instead of the 3.5in ...errrr i can get that from my HTC-one even more.
2. 4G cellular network capability.........okay how come they are just getting there now when there's the SIII , the Nexus 4G, HTC and others, i'm sure Apple never came first on this one.
3. Earphones with a new design that will make u go wooooooo..aaahhhh....ooo. B**** i have my beats. Dre aint dead you know!!!
4. The headphones port will be at the bottom not the top...... Who cares?
5. A metal rear casing instead of the glass found on its predecessors ........ i don't follow!!

This is definitely not worth having. Purchasing the same product 3 times in a span of less than 2 years for what? So i could have a fruit sticker on a box that fits into my pocket? Nahh.
My advice, apple invest your time on Music listen to more P-square and Lady gaga make more ipods and maybe one day you'll chose to call it a tripod and make us pay for the name change.
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Human Specie Top The Endangered Specie List

2012-09-12T01:17:00.001-07:00

With recent news about earth's endangered species, their numbers going out of control,
I couldn't help but wonder if the Human race Shouldn't be on that list and take the number one title, since after all, its all about us...
We destroy everything to make little....
Maybe its time for a real invasion... I mean Aliens and Martians or The Rapture any one you chose to believe. Too deep?
What about our ideals, culture, humanity, forefathers and what they believed in?
In essence, were being stripped from the inside, out.
As the world population grows, and by any grace the cosmos does not give up on us, we will lose that thought process and who knows, maybe a real life "android" bearing my name will be writing this up for me.
Lets go back to the roots
Get classic!
Forget about Chris brown get more and more M.J
Try Manual Cars or better, Get a bicycle
Don't forget our Environment
Recycle
All for our planet....
Except you have a place on mars..

100 Most Endangered List

82% of Afghanistan Men Never Heard Of 9/11

2012-09-11T06:26:00.001-07:00

what 9/11 means to people in Afghanistan, both the people who live there and the Americans fighting the Taliban.

Special correspondent Adam Pletts was embedded with U.S. Marines in southern Afghanistan and put that question to both groups.

ADAM PLETTS: Helmand in southern Afghanistan is the province that has borne the brunt of the fighting between Taliban and coalition forces. What would Afghans in this war-torn province think about 9/11 and its consequences?

But, first, what would the Marines think of the seemingly obvious question I wanted to put to the Afghans?

OK. I just want to ask you guys, have you heard of 9/11?

SOLDIER: Yes.

SOLDIER: Indeed, yes.

ADAM PLETTS: And what does it mean to you?

After a lengthy silence, which perhaps said more than words could, the lieutenant in charge voiced some thoughts.

1ST LT. ANDREW YAGER, U.S. Marine Corps: The whole approach that we had coming into adulthood, it's kind of hard to separate that, as I said, because we grew up with it and grew up with the shadow of it.

ADAM PLETTS: Sar Banader village is typical of many in Helmand. Poverty and negligible, if any, government services, together with three decades of war have prevented virtually any development.

With the high rates of illiteracy and the lack of infrastructure, the villagers essentially live in what's close to a media vacuum. As Helmand goes, however, it's at least relatively peaceful. But there are still very real threats. On the first day the Marines set up next to Sar Banader, they found some 12 IEDs in and around the village.

SOLDIER: Just a heads-up. Found another IED.

ADAM PLETTS: And where is it?

SOLDIER: It's right over there. You can actually see them down off the side of the cliff.

ADAM PLETTS: While waiting for the de-mining team, one of the Marines wanted to comment on their silence when asked about 9/11.

CPL. DILLON WILSON, U.S. Marine Corps: It's that, not so much eerie, but understood silence between each other. It reminds you of all why you're here and exactly what you're doing here. But some of us still, we all still have a personal vendetta with the beings that roam here being the Taliban, and still connect that to 9/11. I do myself. And here comes the 10-year anniversary, and I still find it very personal.

ADAM PLETTS: The lieutenant also had a few words on what the Afghans might think of 9/11.

SOLDIER: I think, at this point, in a sense, it is ancient history to them, and, rightfully so, because their -- their problems are very much in the here and now, problems of security, problems of economics, et cetera, which are perhaps a result of Sept.11, but far removed at this point. Osama bin Laden isn't ruining these peoples lives.

ADAM PLETTS: The following day, I get a first opportunity to ask a couple of young Afghan men what they know about 9/11.

MAN: No, they never heard about this.

ADAM PLETTS: Yes? Can you show them a few more, and can you ask them, do they know where it is even?

MAN: He says: "We're farmers. Like, every time, we're just working in our fields, so we do nothing. We don't know anything else about the world. We don't know, sir, because we are farmers. We never heard anything else about the world."

SOLDIER: Adam, if you don't mind, I have got a couple more questions for these guys.

ADAM PLETTS: Sure.

SOLDIER: I just wanted to show them what these pictures -- as you know, we're here for your security, but your security is tied to our security. By keeping this area safe, keeping your families safe, we keep our families safe, and that's the reason that were here.

SOLDIER: Take your time. Motorcycle coming through.

ADAM PLETTS: The two young men had clearly never heard of 9/11, but maybe the elders at a local shura would have more to say.

MAN: No, they have never seen it.

They're saying you just can see the smoke from the buildings, and that's it. That's the only thing I can say.

When you guys show that picture, those guys saying, I think that was Kabul.

CAPT. ZACHARY SHORE, U.S. Marine Corps: If I had just gotten here, I would have been surprised. But having been here now for six months, I'm not. This is pretty much the stone ages where we are.

ADAM PLETTS: And what did you think about their reactions?

CAPT. ZACHARY SHORE: Oh, I thought it was fascinating. The guy who said it was Kabul was -- clearly had never been to Kabul. It just shows you how isolated they are, even in their own country.

It was nice to go from Iraq to then here. It was a lot easier to understand why you're here. And you had that picture. You can always go to the picture to remind yourself, OK, this is why we're here. I don't like looking at those pictures. I haven't looked at those pictures. I have intentionally avoided those pictures for 10 years now.

So to see them pulled out here and to see the Afghans looking at them, in this context, while wearing the uniform and carrying the rifle, was -- it was -- it took me back.

MAN: He's saying the Americans saying, we're going to help you. They destroy one building, and they destroy us how many buildings? And they will, we're going to help you. Where is the help?

CAPT. ZACHARY SHORE: I do sympathize or understand what some of them were saying. It's, yes, your buildings were knocked down, but how many of our buildings have been knocked down?

And so when you can't even feed yourself or house yourself, how are you going to care about somebody 6,000 miles away? So I can understand that.

ADAM PLETTS: Amazingly, in a country where, for 10 years, a war has been fought with 9/11 as its root cause and justification, it turns out not only were the villagers oblivious to 9/11, but so were the Afghan police, and even some of the translators working with the U.S. military.

But you don't know the history of this event?

MAN: No, I have no idea about the history of this.

ADAM PLETTS: Have you ever seen these pictures before?

MAN: No, I didn't.

ADAM PLETTS: In fact, after showing the images to dozens of Afghans, I only found one person who clearly recognized them and could connect them to the U.S.' initial reason for coming to Afghanistan, and that was the police district chief in Marjah.

MAN: He says that the Taliban, the terrorists, they attacked the building of New York and they killed most of the people. They destroyed this building. So that was the reason American force today came in Afghanistan.

ADAM PLETTS: But that police chief is an exception. A survey taken in 2010 by the International Council on Security and Development found that 92 percent of Afghan men in Helmand and other Afghan provinces had no idea what 9/11 was.

FIFA 13 Demo Release Time For PC, XBox 360 & PS3

2012-09-11T05:00:00.003-07:00

For those of you looking for a solid release time for today’s grand unveiling of the FIFA 13 demo, EA Sports have taken to their official Twitter account to give those specific times for the three major release platforms – PC, XBox 360 and PS3.

While that was very helpful of them, PS3 users will no doubt be slightly upset that they are once again being treated like second class gaming citizens with a later release date than both PC users (who can download their demos right now) and XBox 360 players, who will be able to download very soon.

The FIFA 13 demo went live first on PC at 9am UK Time this morning and will then release some time between 10am and 2pm for Xbox 360 gold members. PS3 users will have to wait until tonight, in a window between 10pm-2am for the game to hit the PS Store, facing a twelve hour wait to get their hands on a game that XBox 360 users could potentially get as early as 10am.

FIFA fans outside the UK will also be able to access the demo over the next 24 hours or so, and EA have provided some useful links to those key times: you can find the global release time schedules for the FIFA 13 demo with WorldTimeBuddy on PC here, Xbox 360 here and PS3 here.

You can find out exactly what the demo will include by heading here.

Are you excited by the prospect of playing the FIFA 13 demo? Are you a disgruntled PS3 user, sick of having to play second best to XBox 360 users? Share your thoughts below, and follow all of our FIFA 13 coverage by heading over to our dedicated FIFA 13 hub-page.

FIFA 13 is released on 28th September. Video preview

Teenager floats £30 camera into space to capture curvature of Earth

2012-09-11T04:50:00.000-07:00

They look like they could be the latest images taken from a multi-million pound NASA satellite but these stunning snaps were actually taken from a £30 camera bought off eBay by a teenager.
Adam Cudworth, 19, managed to capture these incredible views of the earth from space using little more than a balloon and his second-hand camera.
And while NASA spends hundreds of millions of pounds each year on high tech satellites Adam, whose scientific background consists of only a Physics A-Level, achieved his incredible feat - on a £200 budget.

The student spent 40 hours working on a home-made device consisting of a box containing a GPS, radio and microprocessor - which soared to an incredible height of 110,210 ft (33,592m) when he released it last Thursday.
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After taking two-and-a-half hours to float over 20 miles up into the earth's stratosphere, his contraption captured out-of-this-world images giving breathtaking views of our planet from space.
Adam used a GPS tracker similar to a car's sat-nav to follow its progress and an attached radio transmitter to find it when it fell back to earth having reached speeds of over 150mph.
The teenager, from Ombersley, Worcs., said: "It's just a bit of hobby really, I just wanted to set myself a challenge - but I'm amazed at the results.
"I saw a guy who did a similar thing a couple of years back and I just wanted to recreate them - but better.
"I have no background in astrophysics or anything like that, I'm just an engineering student.
"People think its something that costs millions of pounds but I've proved you can do it on just a £200 budget."
Adam bought a standard Canon A570 camera off eBay a year-and-a-half ago when he first had the idea for the project.
He placed it in an insulated box along with a small video camera, two temperature sensors, two high-performance solar panels, a tracking device, microprocessor and radio.
The Nottingham University student then attached it to a high-altitude two metre latex balloon with a parachute - and named his contraption HABE 5.
Following the launch, Adam tracked the balloon as it climbed to three times the height of a commercial plane before it burst and landed in Broadway, Worcs., 30 miles from his home.
The built-in circuit board allowed for Adam to cleverly record the speed, G-force and altitude his balloon was reaching at all times.
And incredible video footage taken alongside the photos, shows HABE 5 swirling through the clouds to dizzying heights.
He added: "When I retrieved the camera I was stunned - it had captured some incredible photos and footage.
"The exposure settings were different to my previous two attempts and I used materials which would be more robust in extreme temperatures and this led to clearer photos at altitude.
"The onboard video camera recorded great footage close to the ground after launch, however the lens fogged up at about 3km in altitude because moisture got in the lens - but it still looked rather impressive.
"I'm now working on project, which will allow me to control where the box lands when it falls back to earth.

"But that's work in progress at the minute and I'll have to be content with this for now."copied from

One in five Germans ready to sacrifice sex for Internet

2012-09-11T04:11:00.001-07:00

Melbourne: A survey conducted for Lifestyle magazine ‘Neon’ has revealed that nearly 20 per cent of young Germans would prefer to go without sex than to give up using the Internet for a year.

Opinion research institute Forsa, conducted the survey among Germans aged between 18 and 35 with an Internet connection, and found that eighteen per cent of them said their drive to use the Web was stronger than their sex drive.

The survey also found that 57 per cent said that while using the Internet was more important for their quality of life, but having a balcony would always be preferred over a fast online connection.

“The net plays an important role for the first Internet generation but there is also life beyond the World Wide Web,” The Daily Telegraph quoted the magazine, as saying.

“The study depicts a generation that sees the Internet as a fact of life but uses it carefully and deliberately,” the paper quoted editor-in-chief of the magazine, Vera Schroeder, as saying.copied from

Super Mario Back

2012-09-11T04:03:00.001-07:00

There's been a flood of content relating to the forthcoming Wii U platformer New Super Mario Bros. U, with details about new levels, game modes and a selection of fresh screenshots.

Nintendo has confirmed seven of the game's worlds. Acorn Plains, Sparkling Waters, Frosted Glacier, Layer Cake Desert have been named so far, with additional areas based on the Forest of Illusion (from Super Mario World) and Sky World (from Super Mario Bros. 3) joined by a world caught in the grip of a tornado.

Fans of Super Mario World will be pleased to learn that this new outing employs a large over-world map with loads of branching pathways and freedom to explore, rather than the slightly boring linear progression seen in previous New Super Mario Bros. titles.

And then there's Boost Rush mode - a new way of playing the game which force-scrolls the landscape, making things a lot more challenging.

It's all sounding rather good, and to top it all off, Game Informer has released a whole new set of screens - which you can view in the gallery below.copied from

As The World Remembers The Fallen

2012-09-11T01:23:00.001-07:00

Images That Shocked The World On This Day 11 Years Ago:

The City Sky Turned To Dust

The Gap Theory Part1

2012-09-10T09:28:00.001-07:00

Think this from the Bible

Genesis 1vs 1: In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth
2:the earth was without form and an empty wasteland darkness was upon the face of the very great deep. The Spirit of God was moving over the face of the waters................. vs3

The Gap theory is based on the 1st verses of the bible. The 1st, second, then the rest of the bible. there is a gap that exists between the first two verses and it is the only theory that places the places extraordinary, prehistoric findings in a time line that makes so much sense to us.
where do we place the dinosaurs in the bible?
where do we place the fall of the devil in the bible?
and where do we place the prehistoric (early) man in the bible?
isn't the earth older than the literal interpretation of the book of genesis?
it may be the question of faith or the curiosity that defines man, Gods greatest creation!

Thomas Chalmers

Thomas Chalmers (1780-1847), a notable Scottish theologian was perhaps the man most responsible for the gap theory.
The idea can be traced back to the rather obscure writings of the Dutchman Episcopius (1583-1643), and was first recorded from one of Chalmers' lectures in 1814.