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Sat, 26 May 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Love causes more pain than pleasure. Pleasure is only illusory. Reason would command us to avoid love, if it were not for the fatal sexual impulse - therefore it were best to be castrated." -- Karl von Hartmann

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Wed, 24 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent." -- R. D. Laing

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Thu, 24 May 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said 'no'." -- Woody Allen

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Wed, 23 May 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"A little still she strove, and much repented, and whispering, "I will ne'er consent" - consented." -- Lord Byron

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Tue, 22 May 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp." -- Joan Rivers

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Mon, 21 May 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"A man must hug, and dandle, and kistle, and play a hundred little tricks with his bed-fellow when he is disposed to make that use of her that nature designed her for." -- Desiderius Erasmus

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Sun, 20 May 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"A man needs the sexual conquest to prove that he can still do it, that he can still get it up. It's like having a duel with himself. He has to prove it all the time. We don't have to prove it." -- Princess Elizabeth of Yugoslavia

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Sat, 19 May 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"A woman never forgets her sex. She would rather talk with a man than an angel, any day." -- Oliver Wendell Holmes

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Fri, 18 May 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't." -- Anonymous

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Thu, 17 May 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times." -- Sanskrit Proverb

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Wed, 16 May 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Alas! the love of women! it is known To be a lovely and a fearful thing." -- Lord Byron

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Tue, 15 May 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"All lovers swear more performance than they are able." -- William Shakespeare, Troilus and Cressida

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Mon, 14 May 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day." -- Evelyn Waugh

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Sun, 13 May 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex." -- Barbara Cartland

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Sat, 12 May 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex." -- Aldous Huxley

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Fri, 11 May 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one." -- L. M. Boyd

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Thu, 10 May 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"As a young man I used to have four supple members and one stiff one. Now I have four stiff and one supple." -- Henri, duc d'Aumale

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Wed, 9 May 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"As I grow older and older And totter toward the tomb, I find that I care less and less Who goes to bed with whom." -- Dorothy L. Sayers

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Tue, 8 May 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Bed is the poor man's opera." -- Italian Proverb

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Mon, 7 May 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." -- Woody Allen

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Sun, 6 May 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"But be careful that you don't gallop ahead, leaving her behind. And make sure that she doesn't reach the finish before you do." -- Ovid

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Sat, 5 May 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"But did thee feel the earth move?" -- Ernest Hemingway

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Fri, 4 May 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Certain times I like sex. Like after a cigarette." -- Rodney Dangerfield

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Thu, 3 May 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." -- Barbara Bush

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Wed, 2 May 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Condoms should be marketed in 3 sizes, jumbo, colossal, and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small." -- Barbara Seaman

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Tue, 1 May 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Continental people have sex life; the English have hot-water bottles." -- George Mikes

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Mon, 30 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth…certainly greater than sex, although sex isn’t too bad either." -- Harold Pinter

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Sun, 29 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Do not breed. Nothing gives less pleasure than childbearing. Pregnancies are damaging to health, spoil the figure, wither the charms, and it's the cloud of uncertainty forever hanging over these events that darkens a husband's mood." -- Marquis de Sade

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Sat, 28 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Do not let too strong a light come into your bedroom. There are in a beauty a great many things which are enhanced by being seen only in a half-light." -- Ovid

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Fri, 27 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Do you not know how uncontrolled and unreliable the average human being is in all that concerns sexual life?" -- Sigmund Freud

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Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Does it really matter what these affectionate people do - so long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses!" -- Mrs. Patrick Campbell, speaking of some actors reputed to be homosexuals

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Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance." -- William Shakespeare, Macbeth

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Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. Rodney Dangerfield

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Mon, 23 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Erection is chiefly caused by scuraum, eringoes, cresses, crymon, parsnips, artichokes, turnips, asparagus, candied ginger, acorns bruised to powder and drank in muscadel, scallion, sea shell fish, etc." -- Aristotle’s Masterpiece, published 1684 - not written by Aristotle

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Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Even if you gods, and all the goddesses too, should be looking on, yet would I be glad to sleep with golden Aphrodite." -- Homer

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Sat, 21 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Female: One of the opposing, or unfair, sex." -- Ambrose Bierce

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Fri, 20 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time." -- Isabel Allende

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Thu, 19 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Give me chastity and continence - but not yet." -- Saint Augustine

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Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"God created sex. Priests created marriage." -- Voltaire

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Tue, 17 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time." -- Robin Williams

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Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them." -- Jimmy DeMaret

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Sun, 15 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Great food is like great sex - the more you have the more you want." -- Gael Greene

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Sat, 14 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." -- Woody Allen

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Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Healthy, lusty sex is wonderful." -- John Wayne

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Thu, 12 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing." -- Clark Gable

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Wed, 11 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Here's to the perfect girl, I couldn't ask for more. She's deaf 'n dumb, oversexed, and owns a liquor store." -- Anonymous

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Tue, 10 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common." -- Dorothy Parker

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Mon, 9 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"His finest hour lasted a minute and a half." -- Phyllis Diller

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Sun, 8 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Home is heaven and orgies are vile But you need an orgy, once in a while." -- Ogden Nash

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Sat, 7 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children." -- Sam Austin

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Fri, 6 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Human beings are not animals, and I do not want to see sex and sexual differences treated as casually and amorally as dogs and other beasts treat them. I believe this could happen under the ERA." -- Ronald Reagan

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Thu, 5 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I am happy now that Charles calls on my bedchamber less frequently than of old. As it is, I now endure but two calls a week and when I hear his steps outside my door I lie down on my bed, close my eyes, open my legs and think of England." -- Lady Alice Hillingdon

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Wed, 4 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I am not against sex . . . I am here as a result of sex." -- Billy Graham

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Tue, 3 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I am still of opinion that only two topics can be of the least interest to a serious and studious mood - sex and the dead." -- William Butler Yeats

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Mon, 2 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." -- Steve Martin

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Sun, 1 Apr 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds." -- Joan Rivers

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Sat, 31 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty." -- George Burns

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Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I did have a relationship with Ms. Lewinsky that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong. It constituted a critical lapse in judgment and a personal failure on my part for which I am solely and completely responsible." -- William J. Clinton

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Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." -- William J. Clinton

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Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing." -- Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

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Tue, 27 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I don't see much of Alfred since he got so interested in sex." -- Mrs. Alfred Kinsey

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Mon, 26 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I don't think when I make love." -- Brigitte Bardot

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Sun, 25 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I feel that nothing so casts down the manly mind from its height as the fondling of women and those bodily contacts which belong to the married state." -- Saint Augustine

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Sat, 24 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I find the three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty." -- Clark Kerr, President of the University of California

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Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I hate a woman who offers herself because she ought to do so, and, cold and dry, thinks of her sewing when she's making love." -- Ovid

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Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I have always thought that candy is the sex of childhood. It's the thing you think about a lot, because you aren't allowed to have it. It's replaced by sex in your adolescence. The same kind of plotting, secretiveness, the same kind of parental disapproval. And then you get to an age where you would just as soon have candy again." -- Fran Lebowitz

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Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's." -- Woody Allen

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Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I have never liked bargains when it came to sex." -- Hedy Lamarr

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Mon, 19 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I have never liked sex. I do not think I ever will. It seems just the opposite of love." -- Marilyn Monroe

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Sun, 18 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I have tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic. And the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw." -- Tallulah Bankhead

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Sat, 17 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on." -- Dudley Moore

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Fri, 16 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I know nothing about sex because I was always married." -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

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Thu, 15 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I know the ways of women; they won't come when thou wilt, and when thou won't they are passionately fond." -- Terence

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Wed, 14 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I like men who have a future and women who have a past." -- Oscar Wilde

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Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. 'Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.' What am I, a microwave?" -- Beverly Mickins

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Mon, 12 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television." -- Gore Vidal

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Sun, 11 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packed more sex than two naked bodies in bed." -- Bette Davis

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Sat, 10 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes." -- James Joyce, Ulysses

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Fri, 9 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce." -- J. Edgar Hoover

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Thu, 8 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher - they are going to make a board game out of it." -- Woody Allen

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Wed, 7 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I started out to be a sex fiend, but I couldn't pass the physical." -- Robert Mitchum

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Tue, 6 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics." -- Woody Allen

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Mon, 5 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I think that making love is the best form of exercise." -- Cary Grant

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Sun, 4 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I tried to charm the pants off Bob Dylan, but everyone will be disappointed to learn that I was unsuccessful. I got close - a couple of fast feels in the front seat of a Cadillac." -- Bette Midler

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Sat, 3 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this." -- Emo Phillips

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Fri, 2 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing." -- Johnny Carson

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Thu, 1 Mar 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me." -- Hunter S. Thompson

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Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I’d rather have a cup of tea than go to bed with someone – any day." -- Boy George

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Wed, 28 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"If a woman seeks education it is probably because her sexual apparatus is malfunctioning." -- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

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Tue, 27 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"If God was a woman she would have made sperm taste like chocolate." -- Carrie P. Snow

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Mon, 26 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"If it moves, fondle it - except porcupines, ball lightning, and policemen." -- Anonymous

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Sun, 25 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all." -- Rodney Dangerfield

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Sat, 24 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"If Kinsey is right, I have only done what comes naturally, what the average American does secretly, drenching himself in guilt fixations and phobias because of his sense of sinning. I have never felt myself a sinner or committed what I would call a sin." -- Mae West

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Fri, 23 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"If our elaborate and dominating bodies are given us to be denied at every turn, if our nature is always wrong and wicked, how ineffectual we are - like fishes not meant to swim." -- Cyril Connolly

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Thu, 22 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it." -- Bette Midler

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Wed, 21 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"If the devil were to offer me a resurgence of what is commonly called virility, I'd decline. 'Just keep my liver and lungs in good working order,' I'd reply, 'so I can go on drinking and smoking'." -- Luis Bunuel

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Tue, 20 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"If you aren't going all the way, why go at all?" -- Joe Namath

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Mon, 19 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"If your life at night is good, you think you have everything." -- Euripides

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Sun, 18 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands." -- Dudley Moore

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Sat, 17 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I'm at an age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table." -- Rodney Dangerfield

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Thu, 15 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least, Miss Right Now." -- Robin Williams

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Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I'm such a good lover because I practise a lot on my own." -- Woody Allen

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Tue, 13 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I'm young and healthy, and you've got charms; It would really be a sin not to have you in my arms; I'm young and healthy, and so are you; When the moon is in the sky, tell me what am I to do? If I could hate you, I'd keep away; But that ain't my nature, I'm full of vitamin A! I'm young and healthy, so let's be bold; In a year or two or three maybe we will be too old." -- Harry Warren, 42nd Street

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Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact." -- Marlene Dietrich

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Sun, 11 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"In Europe men and women have intercourse because they love each other. In the South Seas they love each other because they have had intercourse. Who is right?" -- Paul Gauguin

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Sat, 10 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind." -- Nora Ephron

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Fri, 9 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." -- Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand

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Thu, 8 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"In the sex-war thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male, vindictiveness of the female." -- Cyril Connolly

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Wed, 7 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?" -- William Shakespeare, Henry IV

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Tue, 6 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right." -- Woody Allen

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Mon, 5 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"It [sex] was the most fun I ever had without laughing." -- Woody Allen

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Sun, 4 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"It is better to be looked over than overlooked." -- Mae West

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Sat, 3 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it." -- Winston Churchill

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Fri, 2 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover." -- Marge Piercy

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Thu, 1 Feb 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." -- Matt Barry

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Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"It's so tiring to make love to women, it takes forever. I'm too lazy to be a lesbian." -- Camille Paglia

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Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I've been too fucking busy. And vice versa." -- Dorothy Parker

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Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I've oft been told by learned friars, That wishing and the crime are one, And Heaven punishes desires As much as if the deed were done. If wishing damns us, you and I Are damned to all our heart's content; Come then, at least we may enjoy Some pleasure for our punishment!" -- Thomas Moore

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Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"I've slept only with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?" -- Elizabeth Taylor

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Sat, 27 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"John Thomas says goodnight to Lady Jane, a little droopingly, but with a hopeful heart." -- D. H. Lawrence, Lady Chatterley’s Lover

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Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Judgment of beauty can err, what with the wine and the dark." -- Ovid

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Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Let those who know not what temptation is, let those who have walked as we have done, in the red fire of passion, those who’s lives are dull and colorless, in a word let those, if any such there be, who have not loved, cast stones against you." -- Oscar Wilde

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Tue, 23 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent." -- R. D. Laing

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Mon, 22 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

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Sun, 21 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics." -- Anonymous

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Sat, 20 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions." -- Woody Allen

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Fri, 19 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Love without sex is still the most efficient form of hell known to man." -- Peter Porter

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Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to." -- Dudley Moore

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Wed, 17 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either. Matt Groening

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Tue, 16 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it’s a cure." -- Thomas S. Szasz

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Mon, 15 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Men and women will retain their sex in heaven." -- Pope John Paul II

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Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Men and women, women and men. It will never work." -- Erica Jong

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Sat, 13 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Men get laid, but women get screwed." -- Quentin Crisp

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Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses." -- Dorothy Parker

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Thu, 11 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex: you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did." -- James Baldwin

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Wed, 10 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Much of our highly valued cultural heritage has been acquired at the cost of sexuality." -- Sigmund Freud

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Tue, 9 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Murder is a crime. Writing about it isn't. Sex is not a crime, but writing about it is. Why?" -- Larry Flynt

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Mon, 8 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading." -- Emo Philips

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Sun, 7 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"My grandmother has a bumper sticker on her car that says, 'Sexy Senior Citizen.' You don't want to think of your grandmother that way, do you?" -- Andy Rooney

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Sat, 6 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"My reaction to porno films is as follows; After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw, After the first twenty minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live." -- Erica Jong

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Fri, 5 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"My ultimate fantasy is to entice a man to my bedroom, put a gun to his head and say, 'Make babies or die'." -- Ruby Wax

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Thu, 4 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Niagara Falls is the bride’s second great disappointment." -- Oscar Wilde

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Wed, 3 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"No sex is better than bad sex." -- Germaine Greer

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Tue, 2 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy." -- Henry A. Kissinger

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Mon, 1 Jan 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Nuptial love maketh mankind; friendly love perfecteth it; but wanton love corrupteth and embaseth it." -- Francis Bacon

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Mon, 31 Dec 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Of all sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest." -- Anatole France

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Sun, 30 Dec 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven." -- Mark Twain

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Sat, 29 Dec 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Oh, moment of sweet peril, perilous sweet! When woman joins herself to man." -- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Lord Lytton (Owen Meredith)

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Fri, 28 Dec 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other." -- Jane Austin

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Thu, 27 Dec 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"One should never be sexually involved with anyone one genuinely cares for. A sexual relationship guarantees a loss." -- Mary Gordon

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Wed, 26 Dec 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in. " -- Katherine Whitehorn

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Tue, 25 Dec 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than is spent on Alzheimer's Disease research, it is believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections - who can't remember what to do with them." -- Andy Rooney

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Mon, 24 Dec 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex." -- Karl Marx

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Sun, 23 Dec 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good." -- Anonymous

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Sat, 22 Dec 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals with out the software." -- Arthur C. Clarke

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Fri, 21 Dec 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Religion is probably, after sex, the second oldest resource which human beings have available to them for blowing their minds." -- Susan Sontag

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Thu, 20 Dec 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast." -- Woody Allen

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Wed, 19 Dec 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Rio is not a sexy town; it is a copulating town . . . Going to bed with women is almost a national hobby with Brazilians; it is rather like cricket in England." -- George Mikes

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Tue, 18 Dec 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it." -- Woody Allen

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Mon, 17 Dec 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Sex and beauty are inseparable, like life and consciousness. And the intelligence which goes with sex and beauty, and arises out of sex and beauty, is intuition." -- D. H. Lawrence

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Sun, 16 Dec 2007 07:00:00 +0100

"Sex and drugs and rock and roll Is all my brain and body need Sex and drugs and rock and roll Are very good indeed." -- Ian Dury

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"Sex and sleep alone make me conscious that I am mortal." -- Alexander the Great

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"Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got." -- Sophia Loren

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"Sex appeal is the keynote of our civilization." -- Henri Bergson

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"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." -- George Burns

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"Sex at the age of eighty-four is a wonderful experience. Especially the one in the winter." -- Milton Berle

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"Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman." -- Woody Allen

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"Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework." -- Bill Cosby