All MASSAGES

Love knows no reason

2013-03-20T01:08:00.002-07:00

Love knows no reason,
love knows no lies.
Love defies all reasons,
love has no eyes.
But love is not blind,
love sees but doesn’t mind.

Never avoid anything that makes you smile

2013-03-20T01:07:00.002-07:00

Life is very short,
so break silly rules.
Forgive quickly,
Believe slowly,
Love truly,
Laugh loudly &
Never avoid anything that makes you smile..

Mene Us Se Kaha K

2013-03-20T01:04:00.002-07:00

'Mene Us Se Kaha K Ae jan
APne Nazuk Hath mere Chehre Par bhi Lga do.
Bus uus Ne Esa Thappar Mara
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muh Se gutka hi Bahir aa gaya 12 rupe ka lia tha yaar.

ABCD me"1" kaha aata hai?

2013-03-20T01:02:00.000-07:00

A B C D E F G
H I J K L M N
O P Q R S T U
V W X Y Z
Isme 1 gayab hai?
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Phir padho.......1 gayab he????
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Sharam nhi aati?
ABCD me"1" kaha aata hai?
Naam duba diya School ka.:-) :-) :-)

23rd March SMS

2013-03-16T00:18:00.001-07:00

Kyun Aankh Mai Behty Huay Ashkoon Ki Lari Hai,
Chup Reh Mery Ham Watan Qiyamat Ki Ghari He,
Hota He Kuch Gumaan Sa Maidaan-E-Hashar Ka,
Har Aik Musalman Ko Apni Hi Pari Hai,
Mit Jaye Mera Dais Ye Halaat Bana Kar,
Atraaf Ki Har Kom Tamashy Pe Khari Hai,
Phir Surkh Surkh Hai Mery Daryaon Ka Pani,
Lagta Hai Kaheen Khon Ki Barsaat Pari Hai,
In Zalimon Ko Jarr Se Mita De Ay Mere RAB,
Sab Hath Uthao K DUAOON Ki Ghari Hai
(Request 2 Pray 4 Pakistan)

HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING FUNNY SMS

2013-03-16T00:16:00.002-07:00

Khuda Kare Her Din ApKi Khushian

Petrol K Rates Ki Tarha Barhti Rahein

Aur Ghamon Ki Supply Bijli Ki Tarha Bund Rahe

Aameen

HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING

Zubaida apa k zaraeyi totkay

2013-03-16T00:14:00.002-07:00

Agar sar par bal na nikal rahy hon to sir pe Engro Urea lagayen jab urea zamen se kaddu nikal skta hai to kaddu jesy sir se bal q nahi Zubaida apa k zaraeyi totkay…

Ek baar Aankh aur Dil mein ladayi ho gayi

2013-03-16T00:10:00.001-07:00

Ek baar Aankh aur Dil mein ladayi ho gayi..
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Dil:"Dekhte ho tum
aur dard mujhe hota hai..
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Aankh:"Dil lagate ho tum aur rote hai hum..:'(
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Tab hi Gaal bola:"Saalo kameeno thappad toh Mai hi khata hu..:p :O :D :D

Agar aaj “IQBAL” zinda hote to

2013-03-14T00:00:00.000-07:00

Agar aaj “IQBAL” zinda hote to petrol 103 ka dekh k
Zardari se farmaty:

Wabasta reh PETROL sey Umeed-e-Shola rakh

Kuttay deya Putra thora hath hola rakh.

Mukhtasir baat karna Aqlmand Admi ki

2013-03-13T23:59:00.003-07:00

Teacher: Mukhtasir baat karna Aqlmand
Admi ki nishani hai

Teacher: Tmhary abbu ka kia naam hai ?

Student: CNG

Teacher: Ye kesa naam hai?

Student: Chudhary Naeem Gujjar:

Eik pathan Aasman par

2013-03-13T23:58:00.000-07:00

1 pathan Aasman par
Dekh Raha
Tha
Usne Dosre pathan se pocha:

Yar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND ?

Dosra pathan bola
Pata nahi hum khud is
Shehar me naya aya hai……………………..

whatever i do

2013-03-13T23:55:00.003-07:00

whatever i do,
whatever i say,
its never enough to please you...
i say im sorry,
i say i tried,
but i start to cry.
you look at me with them dark green eyes and say,
"its not you, its me"
i start to tear up and so do you..
as we think of all the things we've been through.

As I listen to yours

2013-03-13T23:54:00.002-07:00

As I listen to yours
My life feels complete
Knowing it's you I adore
I am happy when you're here
I don't feel alone
A Smile does appear
when we talk on the phone
So now I shall wait
for you to arrive
I will wait up late
So our love will survive ..

Dil Ko karachi Samajh Rakha Hai Tum Nay

2013-03-13T00:30:00.001-07:00

Ye Tajurba Bhi Howa Hai

2013-03-13T00:28:00.001-07:00

Mere Dil Mein Daikh Sako To Shayed Ye Jaan Lo

2013-03-13T00:27:00.000-07:00

Facebook

2013-03-12T11:08:00.000-07:00

Facebook k bad

Dunia ka dusra bara social network

Jahan ap rozana hazaro naey logo se mil skte hen

Aur dosti b kar skte hain

CNG ki line me... ;-)

Facebook

2013-03-12T11:07:00.003-07:00

Wo Kehti Thi "Us K Jaisi Kabi Nai Milay Gi Mujhay" ..!.

Us Ka Naam Facebook Pay Likh K Search Kiya To 624 Aur Mil Gayi ... :-D :

Facebook

2013-03-12T11:06:00.002-07:00

Aaj To Maa Ne Bhi Saaf Bol Diya,

"Beta,Wife Aisi Lana Jo Facebook

Use na Karti

Ho,

Ghar Mein Aur bhi Kuch Kaam Hote

Hain.

Gud Nite

2013-03-12T11:05:00.002-07:00

Rootha Huwa Hai Hum Sy, Wo Bolta B Nahi

Wo Sochta Hai K Usy Koi Sochta B Nahi

Wo To Nadan Hai Aey DiL

Usy Kya Khaber Usy Yad Kiye Bina Koi Sota B Nahi..?

Arsa Bita Zindagi Biti

2013-02-26T06:51:00.002-08:00

Arsa Bita, Zindagi Biti, Sab Kuch Bita Lekin Phir Bhi...

Wasi

Jo Ishq Main Biti , Ishq Hi Jany,Ya Wo Jany, Jis Per Biti.........!

Qismat Sath Na De

2013-02-26T06:49:00.006-08:00

Qismat Sath Na De Tu M0habat NAfrat Main BAdal jati hai
=¤wasi¤ =
Aksr kanta Lgne Per L0g PHOOL k0 Phenk Dete Hain. . .

SUNDAY means

2013-02-24T05:08:00.000-08:00

sunday means: S= Sotay Raho U= Utho Dair Se N= Nahao Mat D= Dekho T.V A= Aram Karo Y= Yad Kro Sirf Mujie.. So, Enjoy Your Sunday...!

Muhabbat Mujhay

2013-02-24T05:02:00.003-08:00

Muhabbat Mujhay TUM Se Naheen
Tere KIRDAR Se Hai Ghalib..!

Warna HASEEN Log to Bazar Main
Aam Milaa Kartay Hain..

MOAT to Naam

2013-02-24T05:01:00.003-08:00

MOAT to Naam Se Badnam hai..

Warna Takleef to Zindagi b Deti hai