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Hell Is Where the Party Is

Hell is a new breed of porn.

To me it has the pleasing to the eye appearance of Andrew Blake but with a faster pace, sleeker look and more hardcore sex. This flick isn’t trying to be anything but porn. It’s very well edited to some heart pumping club style music, featuring gorgeous women AND men in sexy, naughty settings. Every shot is a hot photo. The colors are saturated and there’s this incredible glossy effect applied to the vid making everyone look so smooth, sleek and wet in all the right places. It’s eye capturing and you just WANT to watch it.(...)
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Hello Kitty Vibrator

I am so excited, Hello Kitty Vibrator is back!

I got mine about 10 years ago, give or take a couple of years in either direction and it is a wonderful vibrator. It’s made by the actual Hello Kitty folks at Sanrio so this is a real Hello Kitty product. I believe it was originally manufactured & marketed as a shoulder/neck massager, but we women love all our kitties so much, that we put the Hello Kitty massager to much better, naughtier use. Sanrio found out about this and there were no more Hello Kitty Massagers available to us in the U.S.A. Fortunately, times have changed and the Kitty is back and I have to share this news with everyone.(...)
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White Rabbit Vibrator by Adam & Eve

I make snap judgments about toys when they arrive.

It’s sort of a game I play with myself as a reviewer. I quickly judge as to whether they’ll be good or bad, enjoyable or a pain in the ass before I even use them. This may be a bad habit, however, I never let my initial judgment affect my test drive of the toy. I love sex toys so much that I always want them to be great. If my initial suspicion is negative, I’m more than happy when I’m proven wrong. Alternately, if my initial suspicion is that a toy is going to be great and it’s not, then I’m pretty upset. When I first received Adam & Eve’s White Rabbit Vibrator, I was skeptical because it was a cheap toy, on sale for $14.95 at the time of writing, and it’s an egg vibe with a jelly attachment. It didn’t seem like much, it’s cheaply priced so how good could it be? I’ve been playing with $60 to $180 toys, how could this cheap jelly toy be good?(...)
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Bree Olson Glitter Glam Strap-On Harness & Dong Kit

Strap-on kits and sex toys branded by porn stars can be terrible.

I know this because I’ve experienced a good amount of crap. Plus, I take my strap-on toys very seriously because as a woman, banging another with a penis is not the kind of intercourse that I’m used to, that all women are used to. We can’t feel anything using the fake dildo, so it’s important that we have good control and one can only get ultimate control when our strap-on harness fits well. Unfortunately, the harnesses in most kits I’ve come across over the years are usually made out of cheap material and don’t come even close to fitting well, especially if you’re really thin or overweight. I’ve been able to use the Bree Olson Strap-On Kit for 2 different play dates now, with 2 different lady friends and I’m glad to report that this is a quality kit through and through!(...)
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Intimate Teas – My Maple Cookie and Screaming O

I enjoy a nice herbal tea and I really enjoy sex.

If the two can work in concert together, I’m a happy reviewer. However, I’m also a serious skeptic of pheromones, aphrodisiacs and sexual supplements. I’ve been exposed to a lot of information over the years and have come to learn and experience that most of the time, these items are too good to be true. So when the folks at Intimate Teas contacted me for a review and they claim in their FAQ section that their teas “REALLY” work, I was intrigued.(...)
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Stashe Pillow – Secret Sex Toy Pillow

I’m one of those gals with a very large collection of sex toys. However, there are a few I like to keep close by so I can easily grab them either in the middle of play or get them ready just before. I also periodically have guests that I don’t want to see what I do when they’re not around. So where does a sexy girl keep her toys handy, yet hidden? The Stashe Pillow by Liberator is just the thing this sexy type of gal needs. (...)
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Crash Pad Series – Volume 3

I love lesbian sex.

Even though I’ve been with the same man for 20 years now, my friends still tell me I’m a lesbian at heart. Not too long ago, I had a great experience with my first movie from Pink and White Productions, Superfreak, so I was excited to watch Crash Pad Series Volume 3 when it arrived in my mail box and dive even further into the ‘real lesbian’ genre. The cover features more butchier gals than I’m naturally drawn to, but there are a still a few pretties that caught my eye. Besides if the chemistry is there and the sex is hot, it could be yet another pleasant surprise in the broadening of my porn horizon. Besides the DVD back cover touts, “With so much focus placed on the authentic passion between two (or more) bodies, it’s no wonder why people can’t stop talking about Crash Pad Series.com.” This is a very true statement, however, this review is going to be one of the more difficult ones for me to do because it visited territory that I am in no way shape or form aroused by.(...)
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Comstock Films: Matt & Khym

I like porn, all kinds of porn.

I enjoy the Porn Valley titles, independent porn, alt porn, erotic porn and even real lesbian porn. I also enjoy documentaries and documentary style movies. I especially enjoy when an adult movie company takes a leap and courageously tries something different. I’m genuinely excited when I discover it and anitcipate my first viewing of it. Unfortunately, the docu-style porn, “Matt & Khym,” fell flat for me. (...)
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Liberator Shapes Zeppelin Pillow

The Hype

From website: For those interested in a smaller lighter craft, Zeppelin pillow takes the act of love to the stratosphere. Imagine a pillow of luscious “champagne” (polyurethane) foam about a foot high, as long as your bed covered in sensual microfiber. Now imagine making love in it. Then stand Zeppelin pillow on its side to form a rocking cocoon ready to straddle and ride your partner to climax.

What You Get

Velvety microfiber zipper cover, polyurethane foam filling, nylon-like zipper bag to hold foam, instructions on assembly

How It Arrives

As Liberator mentions on their site, they ship the Zeppelin Pillow compressed under vacuum to save on freight. It arrives in a discreet cube box that measures approximately 20″ on all sides. If you have the Liberator Cube Shape, it’s about that size. Inside the box, you’ll find the velvety cover folded flat in plastic bag, the nylon-like bad folded up in a plastic bag and the foam is compressed into a ball wrapped in plastic. No worries, the assembly is a piece of cake.(...)
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Ride ‘Em Cowgirl by Sadie Allison

The Hype

From backcover:

Over 100 exciting point-n-play positions to spice up your lovemaking
Tastefully illustrated throughout to help you match the angle to the dangle
Strokes, squeezes & sensations your lover wants…but isn’t telling you
Secret touches to set off eye-popping G-spot and HE-spot climaxes
Arousing penis thrills to give her OMIGOD orgasms during intercourse
Beef-up fun with EVERY penis type!

What I Like About Ride ‘Em Cowgirl

This may sound silly, but the size of the book is very friendly at 7″ long and 5″ wide. It’s just a playful pocket book that you can easily fit in your purse or hide away in a drawer. Sadie’s books always have a light-hearted, fun appearance to them making them a more attractive read. Even though I’m one of those sex geeks that LOVES to read about sex, I still want good, solid, practical, fun and realistic information.

On that note, the information is solid. As always, Sadie has taken the bare bones information and has presented it in a very playful, straight-forward manner. The book’s title Ride ‘Em Cowgirl may have one thinking that it’s strictly a book for woman on top information and that’s not the case, as they say, you can’t judge a book by its cover. You’ll encounter illustrations to spice up missionary, doggy style, spooning, G-spot, anal for her and anal for him.

Sadie’s writing is also very friendly in a voice that can be enjoyed by both men and women. There are sections in each chapter directed to men to help them understand a woman’s body and mind during sex and sections directed at women to help them understand men better. So each partner benefits from reading.(...)
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