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Photoshoot anyone?

2012-02-06T12:30:00.000+08:00

:)

mail@jocelynkau.com

As my girlfriend likes to say it; It was like Magic.

2012-02-06T09:50:00.000+08:00

Sunrise.

Vice Convent Anniversary Party @ Filter (Part2)

2012-01-28T23:59:00.003+08:00

Hope y'all like the previous entry! :)

Here are the rest of the pictures. Damn lehchey and boliao, I know. But you people should probably already know that a mass of pictures with different orientation really freaks me out and make me really really stress.

Well, let's get started.

Chloe Tai.

Jeremy.

#win

#fail

Bumped into Joanna Siow!

THEY ARE DAMN CUTE. I CANNOT TAKE IT. AHHHH.

Sally Wong.

Is this overly sex or what?!

And that's all from that night! :)

Damn I really did enjoy myself. It has been ages since I partied that hard. And it is really nice that many of those joys were captured on camera. YAY. That night at Filter felt as though I was going back home. I haven't partied with the Massive people for a good 4 months (I was working at Avalon).

I love it when I know everyone in the party, and I love it when I know that nobody gna hit on or take advantage of my gfs and I when we dance flirtatiously.

DANCE SEXY =/= WAITING TO GET HIT ON

Dancing and teasing is just a way to express our playful self. Some people just don't get that. I hate it when girls comment that it's slutty and cheap (when obviously they are not confident enough to do the same). I hate it when guys think they can bring any one of us girls home. (Guys, we will walk up to you if we are interested to have any form of relationship with you.)

Okay, enough of rambling. I am going to head to bed now.
Yep, at 10am in the morning.

Tata puddings!

Vice Convent Anniversary Party @ Filter (Part1)

2012-01-28T09:35:00.003+08:00

Like finally I another blog entry. Hoho.

I can't believe I am blogging this in the middle of my family gathering on day 1 of Chinese New Year. But before I go any further, Happy Chinese New Year to all the chinese folks out there. It's the year of the Water Dragon, so be prepared for a wet year.

Alright back to the event.
It's the 1st anniversary and I am embarrassed to say that I didn't go for their launch party 1 year back. It was such an awesome night and I got drunk (for the second time in my life, you'll see the pictures later). As the name suggest, the event is ...

(Actually I stopped my entry at this point, 5 days ago, so I could play black jack.
Terrible. I know.)

... somesort like a 'back to school' / 'student' theme. So, enough said. I shall blast you guys with all the pictures. The whole world is pestering me for it. lol! Okay, enjoy. :)

As seen from previous entries (here & here), I actually went over to Vivian's first, to doll up together. (p.s. Click onto the link and see those funny videos!) And as predictable as a rock, we girls just NEED to camwhore. Ikr. -___-

And so we took a cab down to Filter Members Club
(1 Nanson rd, beside Gallery Hotel, S'pore 238907)

*this point on gna be pictures galore*

I know she's hot. Here's a link to her.
(www.viviianny.tumblr.com)

Kevin Kai.

Samuel Ng.

Chloe (left) and Valerie (right) are always partying at Filter.
They are as though the 'resident chicks' there. If y'all ever party at Filter, be sure to see these dance machines on the podium!!

Jayant.
He look damn shuai with this get-up, yes? Like some head of student council or something.

Edison Liang.
BOTH OF US WERE CARRYING BACKPACKS. #likeastudent

Haryanto.

Wilson. DJ Funky Monky.

Audrey Mah.

I was saying to Vivian that she OBVIOUSLY look like the ah lian school slut with handbag, whereas I look like the teachers pet A-star student with a scholarship. I KNOW THANK YOU.

Errr. Well, maybe not so much of a good student eh? We teaseeee. ^^*
Heehee. :X

Canny.

Tsy and Canny.
Are they cute or very cute? Aww. From what I heard (from my younger sister) plenty of xmm go absolutely gaga over them. Wahaha, you meimeis jealous? ^^

Senna.

Point to note:
At this stage of the party, I was freak high already. Haha. And as far as Massive Collective goes, be sure to see saucy content. Especially when idk who
BROUGHT A 1 METRE RULER INTO THE PICTURES!

SO LONG MEH?

I LOVE THIS PICTURE!!!
LOOK AT THE AMOUNT OF HANDS PULLING MY FINGER UP!
Everyone was screaming, "NOT SO LONG NOT SO LONG!" Hahahaaaa

I don't remember why. All I know was that I was high beyond words.
And we prolly saw someone did something funny.

This is some SERIOUS CLOSEUP.
(Thanks to Canny. She was holding on to my camera the whole time. xoxo)

Told you I was high. -_____-
Since when have I ever take pictures like that. lol. But it's okay, I was HAPPY.

Okay, the coming 4 pictures are "SO BESTFRIEND".
See and you'll know why!

YES RIGHT?
Love this darling. She is my bestfriend, as well as my favourite person to party with!

THIS IS OMG LOR. CEDRIC. LOL!
I was working closely with Massive Collective since 17 *underage cough* all the way till I join Avalon.
And this's my boss!!!! :))

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And as random as your grandma's underpants,..

I ended up sleeping at a outdoor bench thing for an hour while Vivian, TSY and Canny have their 7-11 supper. It was hilarious when they told me about *whateverthathappenedwhenIwasdrunk*. Gosh, the things I said...!

That's all for this blog entry!!

(P.S: This is the second time I got drunk in my entire life. The first was my 19th birthday. YES, with the same people from Massive.)

(P.S.S: The rest are set to be posted at 12mn. These the pictures that are portrait in orientation.)

(P.S.S.S: Taking slutty pictures it doesn't mean that we sleep around mind you. It simply means we know how to party rock.)

(P.S.S.S: I can't stop eating pineapple tarts.)

Sneak Preview of the Vice Convent Anniversary Party..

2012-01-22T05:12:00.000+08:00

I've uploaded all the pictures and I promise to put them all into a blog entry tomorrow.

Please be patient and meanwhile,

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Official Launch of Ladies Night @ Avalon. 011212.

2012-01-17T00:12:00.029+08:00

I can't believe I am actually blogging about Avalon after so much bullshit they've given me.

I have nothing good to say about Avalon as far as clubbing experience goes. (Well, actually I do have something good to say, I love the view - outside the club.) I shall talk more about why Avalon isn't a place for clubbing in a separate entry, so meanwhile, enjoy the pictures. ^^

Anyway, just a little info,
the girls in the pictures are bottle servers of Avalon.
Though I am no longer with Avalon, these cuties are still there!

FYI x2, Avalon's ladies night happens on Thursdays.

Fun things that night was:
1. I get to dress slutty and it was okay
2. Someone sent a bouquet of 99 roses to Avalon for me
3. Nicole Chen was spinning
4. I have friends who help took pictures of me
5. The GM at Avalon insisted that I worked in a KTV club before
6. I quit Avalon

Okay okay, let's get started! :)

Iva.
Her dance is so sex, it is crazy. And I look like a dwarf beside her. -__- sad

That's Janel in the middle and Brigette on the side.
Janel is the new girl who recently joined Avalon. And Brigette is one fun loving person. Catch her at Avalon or Mink on wednesday, she sure make you laugh till you flip. lol

This is Chelsea.

That is Suki on the right.
Like me, she was from the pioneer batch of bottle servers and Avalon's current lead server.

This is Fabian, my cousin.

Tsy & Canny♥ :)

Alrighty, that's all I have from that night. Hope y'all like my outfit.

The theme that night was Burlesque.
(Which was why I added that vainity mole on my cheek bone. You see, I was lacking the Burlesque feel before I dot the dot. lol )

It's quite sad that only Iva and I took the theme seriously. The other baby girls didn't put in the extra extra effort to dress up. :( Not steady. #justsaying
But then again, not everyone (unlike me), is a fan of playing dress up.
*if you know what I mean* *raise eyebrows*

But before I go, let's play spot-the-difference.

LOLOLOLLL!!!!

(Click to get a larger view of the picture. Haha!)

Goodnight sweet corns!

We are going to the Vice Convent 1yr Anniversary Party @ FilterClub!

2012-01-14T23:31:00.001+08:00

See you at the party tonight!

Carlsberg Photobooth @ Avalon

2012-01-13T09:49:00.023+08:00

Good morning early birds!

If y'all have ever been to Avalon, you should prolly played with the Carlsberg photobooth near the entrance before. Despite being a staff (Well, ex-staff actually. I left avalon last night, and I shall leave that for another blog entry) there, I had my fair share of fun at the machine too!

So here are some pictures of myself ripped from Carlsberg facebook page!
Click on the link to see more pictures! The funniest are those who took camwhore shots of themselves, alone.

Anyway, enjoy the pictures while I go to bed. :)

8/1/12

25/12/11

12/1/12

8/1/12

12/1/12

Night night!! :)
Oh, I know you love my outfit on 12/1/12. Sex right?

Blogging from andriod app - Blogaway

2012-01-11T07:05:00.001+08:00

I am actually looking for an app for me to post pictures. Hopefully this turns out fine from the website. Tbh, I spend really little time with my computer.

Alright, we shall see how this looks like.

(P.s. It actually looks pretty good! Yay! Y'all are in for a treat, cos i'll blog more often. ^^)

frantically swings arms above my head

2012-01-11T02:28:00.001+08:00

A big HELLO to the remains of my forsaken blog.

I'm damn glad that about 25% you people are still here daily, patiently endearing for some updates from me. *awkward shifts* Damn, even speaking to y'all seems a little unnatural all of a sudden. I am shy to write further.

AHHH!!

* immediately put a sexy photo of myself before anyone presses the [X] sign *

To be honest, I pondered for quite a while, thinking if I should come back to blogging or not. Look, for those sincere followers of mine (by sincere, I mean those who are following me on twitter, facebook page and tumblr. NO KID I DO HAVE A TUMBLR - WITH JUST 1 FOLLOWER), y'all should already know by now that I was heavily involved in Avalon and that they paid me insanely well. But times are not the same anymore,..

I.e. I will not be investing extra time on Avalon. I am coming back to the blogsphere.

*YAY*

Though I will be blogging to a smaller audience now, but I have faith that those who left will be back. *optimisticface*

Okay, so I shall leave this as it is.
Come back for more.

PLEASE CHECK THE [OMG I LIKE] BUTTON.

I'LL POST ANOTHER PICTURE FROM THE SAME SET WHEN IT REACHES 100 TICKS.

Lazy

2011-10-19T02:28:00.001+08:00

I haven't been doing much on non-work days (monday + tuesday) and my internet connection was down for a long time (it's back up already), but I am super lazy to blog.

I'll be back soon.

Marriage.

2011-10-06T17:20:00.002+08:00

Though I am never a romantic person, I do have romantic dreams. :D Like many other girls, I often go into a daze, thinking about my wedding day, starting a family and raising my children. Will I be pretty on my wedding day?! Omg I am so excited about my wedding despite it being no where near, yet. Haha. Contrary to my very spontaneous character, the ideal wedding I have in my mind is a very classic and traditional white wedding - with pastel coloured roses, champagne, cakes and many other little treats (preferably w no balloons at all, and I don't like lilies too).

So, what is your ideal wedding?

Is it going to be a secret affair, or a extravagant event at a boutique hotel?

Share it with me! :)

Advertorial: Amelie's Nail Journey

2011-10-04T04:28:00.001+08:00

Finally an update after so long! I was really busy with Avalon and I just came back from a short getaway to Genting. I really did rested well after two hectic weeks at Avalon, but I kinda just fell sick. (Thanks to the haze created by the explosion of Shell's oil tanks) Anyway, back to the advertorial!!

I am bringing you Amelie's Nail Journey today!

Amelie's Nail Journey (ANJ) is a home-based nail salon located at Sembawang area
(Near Sembawang Shopping Centre).

The salon is super neat, clean and nice with baby pink walls. *love* The above are some of the 'room' shots that I took. So anyway, I started my nail journey with a Classic Pedicure ($20), followed by my virgin experience of Soft Gel Extensions ($120).

This is the outcome of my nails after 3-4hours of hard work on Amelie's part. I absolutely love love love what she did with my nails. This is super chio! :) I have already raved about them on Facebook and Twitter, but yaa. I got so much positive responses from many people, love it!

The gel extensions that ANJ carries are Soft Gel Extensions. Though this is the first time I am doing fancy things to my nails, I've heard from many friends that gel extensions thin your nails. But it is not going to happen with soft gel extensions. Unlike those conventional hard gel extension, that require 100% filing to be removed, soft gel extension can be removed just by it soaking off. I.e. healthier for our nails!! . ANJ is by far the only salon providing soft gel extensions. So girls, you got to give this a try!

Amelie is a true artist when it comes to nail art.

These are some of the many designs that she has done.

The above are just some of my favorites.

Do check Amelie's Nail Journey's website for pictures of more designs!

Can't wait to see her again for my next nail appointment! :))

Quote 'JocelynKau' to get 10% off all nail services.

Cheers for pretty nails!

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I have been busy with..

2011-09-22T16:23:00.000+08:00

Avalon! :)

I'll tell you more about Avalon, show you all the pictures and all the blahhs when I have the chance. This week gna be extra hectic. All the high rollers and F1 associates are coming to club at Avalon.

Email: vip@avalon.sg and drop my name if you want reservations.

We open Wednesday - Sunday!

Advertorial - Sunflowerpixies

2011-09-22T16:03:00.001+08:00

(click here)

Running out of blogshops to satisfy the endless need of retail therapy? I'm here with SunflowerPixies today! (What a cute name, I like!) SunflowerPixies is are super new blogshop, so give them your support and check them out.

So here are top 3 picks from me. Hope you like them :)

Panel Back Skater Dress
S$25.50

Skater dresses are in the trend now (actually they have been in the trend since spring/summer, but I've got to say it's an undying trend)! It is super girly and sexy at the same time. It is easy to wear and flatters all body type. Add one statement piece or accessory to this outfit, and you are good to go!

Scallopy Skirt (mustard)
S$23.00

To be honest, many of us have a pitch-black wardrobe. Yes, black is a colour (technically black is not a colour, but whatever lol) which will never go wrong. But, some colour will do us no harm. If you are thinking of inflicting some colours into your wardrobe but have no idea how, get this scallopy skirt. Mustard is a colour that is subtle to look at and it adds interesting touches to the outfit.

Polka Dotted High Waist Shorts (blue)
S$24

The last item that I picked out is this polka dotted high waist shorts in blue. Though my body type is not suitable for high waisted shorts at all (I have a short waist and skinny ass), I love it when other girls wear them! It is casual, and effortlessly chic. Pair this with any basics, and you are ready to head out. This pair of shorts is especially useful when you stay over at your bf's house and have nothing to wear the next day. Grab any of his tees and tuck the front/side in!

[GIVEAWAYS]

They are giving out free facial masks, so what are you waiting for?!

"Like" Sunflowerpixies Facebook page and follow them on Twitter,
to enter into a lucky draw where 3 lucky person would receive a 5 color mini lipstick palette.

[FOR MY BELOVED BLOG READERS]

Spend $30 and above (excluding postage) and receive free normal postage till 17th October.

Remember to quote [JocelynKau] with your purchases!

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Promised.

2011-09-16T12:41:00.002+08:00

Something a little more revealing. Hee.

It's so funny how I look like this, and then look like the 'Haloween Ah Ma' the next moment.

Anyway, sorry for the lack of online activities this week. I am super busy with tranings, fittings and all. In case you haven't already know. I will be working in Avalon! Yes yes. It's the opening tonight, and there will be plenty of things to be done. Pop by if you can!

Alrighty, imma need to rush!

Talk to y'all soon. Have a splendid weekend!

(And no, I can't give you free guestlist as of now. Too many other stuffs to handle. So don't call me!)

Advertorial - Your Wonderlands

2011-09-13T11:00:00.002+08:00

Halloween is one and a half month away!

Have you decided on your costumes? I certainly haven't! I am spoilt for choice! :(

Anyone remember what I was during last year's Halloween?
Hahaha, it was EPIC. Best halloween ever.

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Hahaha. Okay back to topic, Your Wonderlands (YW)!
They are selling pre-order DollyWink cosmetics as well as costumes for halloween.

YW is selling DollyWink items at a much cheaper than price than Wastons! If you are a fan of Dolly Wink, don't miss this out!! What more can you bargain for?

There is a wide selection of halloween costumes at YW's page, here's just a few.

Air-stewardess - S$35.90

Modern Kimono - S$35.90

Army - S$35.90

It is really a great idea to purchase your halloween costume instead of renting one from those shops at Haji. Rented costumes are stinky, expensive and often don't fit (and you can't alter it). Go to YW to find your Halloween outfit now!

Yours Wonderlands
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Yours Wonderlands will be having two upcoming fleas, check them out!

23th -25th September at Expo
28th -30th October at The Grand Cathay

Leave a comment telling me what I should wear this year!

Cossy's Transformation of Dream Looks - OFFICIAL TRAILER

2011-09-12T23:08:00.003+08:00

Hello dolls!

Hope this week started off well for you! :) I'm not too lucky though, I'm sick! The haze, dust in the air all, is terrible! Sore throat, flu, fever. I'm such a poor thing right? I know.

*sad face*

Anyway, here's a little something to share with you!

A couple of bloggers was invited to participate in this awesome Cossy Transformation tutorial/competition thingie. I am not too sure if the rest of the bloggers have blogged, but yea! :) Here's the sneak preview if you haven't seen!

There will be a Facebook [like]ing competition where the full video of me doing my makeup will be revealed! (Did I not mention the prize is SUPER AWESOME?!) But that will be the later part so, here's just the appetizers before we get the main course going.

I gna tell you more at the next entry, so stick around!

www.cossy.com.sg

Looking for me?

2011-09-09T06:46:00.000+08:00

Here you go! :)

I will post the next one IMMEDIATELY after this post has
250 [Omg I like]. :)

Check the [Omg I like] box now!

081211. Kbox with Poly-mates.

2011-09-08T15:49:00.001+08:00

Hello. A super quick photo entry (I'm in office now). :)

So, I've mentioned sometime back in Facebook that I was suppose to be working at SOUL for a champagne event but didn't go due to some dishonesty with this particular person in their marketing team. (Yes, I am still upset about it. Will not work for SOUL everrrrr!)

So, instead of heading down to the event, I met up with some of my poly schoolmates for a short get-together Kbox session. Before I share the pictures, I have to say Kallang Leisure Park's Kbox sucks to the max! Please, if you can help it, NEVER go there again.

They gave us the TINIEST room you can imagine (and there was 8-9 of us). They came in to check if there were any additional people every 15minutes. They want me to pay $30 (I was the latest person who arrived), and only allow me to sing for 20more minutes. WTF. It is just plain terrible. Oh, did I not mention the lousy sound system and mega small screen? Even my office desktop screen is larger than their TV! zz.

Alright, enough for the mid-day rant. lol.

Here are the pictures! :)

That's it! :)
Next entry will be more pictures for the hotel shoot!
Wait up!

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But before I go, I want to share something that was sent to me last week!

Check out these adorable rings @ $3 each from www.doubledew.livejournal.com!
Many more designs at their website :)

Comex 2011

2011-09-05T17:09:00.002+08:00

Hello!

Are y'all disappointed after seeing the title? Haha. It is not another ~~sensual looking~~ picture of me. Anyway, I was 'by right' working for the entire of Comex, so here some of the pictures leeched from xinmsn. :D

Anyway, both Chloe and I ended up working for only the first three days. :( The boss decided that we are not needed on the last day, so ya, -__-. Sorry to those who went down on the last day, but couldn't find me! And a big thank you for those who came by and said 'hi'. It was nice meeting all of you.

For more pictures of other booth babes from Comex 2011, click here: http://technology.xin.msn.com/lifestyleasia/photos.aspx?cp-documentid=5232196&page=21

Breakfast together, anyone?

2011-09-01T05:36:00.003+08:00

(Credits to LengKeong)

Good morning sleepyheads! Hope you like this picture :) Many were asking about the theme of this shoot, well, here you have it! Despite the lacy outfit, and the thought provoking location, this isn't that kind of ~~trashy~~ lingerie shoot that you often see models doing. I would say this is much tasteful. *selfpraise* But of course, the skills and careful execution of the photographer played a huge role as well.

I'll post more pictures from this set
when I get more than 100 [Omg I like] on this post.

Check the [Omg I like] box now. :)
And do leave some comment and critic and the comment section below.

Omg, I'm feeling a little excited.

2011-08-30T01:15:00.001+08:00

It is Hari Raya Puasa tomorrow.

I don't know if I have muslim blog readers or not, but nevertheless, greetings to y'all! :)

As I was saying on my post title, I am a little excited about tomorrow.

Nothing to do with the muslim festival, but it's about my photoshoot!! I will be doing a bridal theme. I.e. I will be wearing a bridal gown!

You can call me traditional but honestly, it took me many days to agree to this theme. :( I've never worn a bridal gown, and there is always this thinking that I'll only wear it on my wedding day. But well, a job is a job :/. Though I still have a teeeeeny bit of mixed feelings, I can't wait for tomorrow's shoot!

Keep a look out at my Facebook page for real time updates of the gown I will be wearing. And hopefully I can snap some 'behind-the-scenes' when the hair and makeup artist is working her magic on me.

Alright, I better get to sleep now. Goodnight!

Weekends.

2011-08-27T22:59:00.001+08:00

(Taken by Asian Impressions Photography, Teban)

I always love weekends, in fact who doesn't? I love them even more ever since I come back into the 'photoshoot/modeling' scene. Extra income doing the weekend is great! And the pretty pictures of myself that photographers share with me really do lift my spirits up!

Share (other than reading my blog) what you do during weekends with me

at the comment section below!

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

Having that said, I have a photoshoot tomorrow, shall pack my bag now.

Goodnight!

UNGLAM, SO WHAT?

2011-08-25T19:16:00.001+08:00

Hello pee-poh, it's my off-day THURSDAY! :)

As the title suggest, this post have something to do with my unglam picture! Bahaha! I mentioned in last saturday's blog entry that I gna post my unglam picture if there's more than 30 [Omg I like]. AND YES THERE ARE 93 LIKE AS OF NOW! :/ So here you go.

This was taken by my younger sister the other day.

I was having flu and YEA SHE TOOK A SHOT OF ME WHILE I WAS WEAK AND SICKLY. :( Look at my irritated eyelids. I get them when I have uncontrollable sneezes. So pityful, yes?

This was me when I was 16, at Daiso.

Yes, I know my fringe was too short, but I have no choice. My discipline master (which was also my physics teacher) love to pick on me. BOBIAN, I need to have "eyebrows exposing fringe".

Please check the [Omg I like] box to tell me you still love me despite those pictures.

I BEG YOU!!