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		<title>Patching Ultima: Introducing PDAR</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 14:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>How the classic Ultima games led to the creation of PDAR: a new patch distribution format.</p><p><div style="border:solid 1px; padding: 0.75em;background-color:#fff; color:#222; font-size:0.8em;text-align:center;display:block;clear: both;"><img style="border:none;" align="right" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d5d6abc8894300f88f82b2df42a5faf&size=32"/><b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2011/09/28/patching-ultima-introducing-pdar/">Patching Ultima: Introducing PDAR</a></b> is a post from <b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net">All the Billion Other Moments - Jason Penney&#039;s thoughts on writing, life, and other stuff</a></b>.  Copyright 2011, Jason Penney.<div style="clear:both"><!--*--></div></div></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>Classic Games Live Again</h3>
<p><div id="attachment_945" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 160px"><a href="http://cdn2.static.jasonpenney.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Ultima4.orig_.png"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-945" title="Ultima 4 (PC)" src="http://cdn3.static.jasonpenney.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Ultima4.orig_-150x121.png" alt="" width="150" height="121" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Ultima 4</p></div></p>
<p>A few weeks ago, <a href="http://www.gog.com/">Good Old Games</a><sup><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2011/09/28/patching-ultima-introducing-pdar/#footnote_0_941" id="identifier_0_941" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="A great place to buy older PC games and run them on modern systems (DRMfree). ">1</a></sup> added the first six games in the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultima_%28series%29">Ultima series</a> in a two bundles.<sup><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2011/09/28/patching-ultima-introducing-pdar/#footnote_1_941" id="identifier_1_941" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="Ultima 1+2+3, and Ultima 4+5+6 (Ultima 4 is also available for free).">2</a></sup> These are some of my all time favorites, and while I already own them all at least twice over, I was glad to see them available once more.</p>
<p>These games are old, and they look it, which may or may not be a problem for you.<sup><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2011/09/28/patching-ultima-introducing-pdar/#footnote_2_941" id="identifier_2_941" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="1-5 are also fully keyboard driven, and make good use of the old PC&amp;#8217;s 83 button controller.">3</a></sup> Over the years there have been a number of patches and upgrades to these games, fixing bugs, solving issues with faster systems, adding improved graphics, and adding the music that was originally only available on the C64 and Apple II versions. Unlike the games themselves, these patches have remained readily available thanks to sites like the wonderful <a href="http://ultimaaiera.com/">Ultima Aiera</a>.</p>
<h3>Modern Gamers</h3>
<p><div id="attachment_946" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 160px"><a href="http://cdn1.static.jasonpenney.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Ultima4.patched.png"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-946" title="Ultima 4 (PC, Upgraded)" src="http://cdn3.static.jasonpenney.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Ultima4.patched-150x121.png" alt="" width="150" height="121" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Ultima 4 after Upgrade Patch</p></div></p>
<p>I don&#8217;t doubt most people are going to look a these games and pass them by.  They <strong>are</strong> old. But those who do want to try them, and want the best experience will want the patches.  Unfortunately there&#8217;s a common problem with all of these patches.  The assume you know DOS, and in many cases, that you are running DOS under Windows 9x.  Here&#8217;s a typical example from the excellent <a href="http://www.ultimaaiera.com/ultima5/ultima-5-upgrade/">Ultima 5 Upgrade</a>:</p>
<blockquote>
<ol>
<li>Unpack the U5 Upgrade zip file into your Ultima 5 directory on your hard drive. This will not affect your current saved games.</li>
<li>Run &#8220;setm.exe&#8221; from the Ultima 5 directory to configure your sound card, if you will be playing music.</li>
<li>Run &#8220;u5cfg.exe&#8221; to configure the game options.</li>
<li>Run &#8220;u5data.exe&#8221; to patch DATA.OVL.</li>
<li>Run &#8220;ultima5.com&#8221; from the Ultima 5 directory to start the game.</li>
</ol>
</blockquote>
<p>Ugh. And that&#8217;s one of the more straightforward ones. If you weren&#8217;t playing these games back in the day, it&#8217;s probably not obvious that &#8220;Run&#8221; did not mean &#8220;double click the icon&#8221; at the time. It refers to doing these things from DOS, and in many cases a DOS with certain memory features that really only existed when run under Windows.</p>
<h3>PDAR: Repackaging Patches</h3>
<p>With this in mind, I started looking for a way to repackage these patches in a better way.  I wanted:</p>
<ul>
<li>A single file archive that contained the rules to modify the files, instead of the modified files themselves.</li>
<li>A simple command line to create and apply patches.</li>
<li>Something that didn&#8217;t require the end user to run a bunch of extra binary tools.</li>
<li>Something portable, so it would continue to work when today&#8217;s platforms are no longer viable.</li>
</ul>
<p>I found a number of things for single file binary deltas, but didn&#8217;t really find anything that met my needs.<sup><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2011/09/28/patching-ultima-introducing-pdar/#footnote_3_941" id="identifier_3_941" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="I should mention that while I was thinking this over an excellent Windows GUI based installer for these patches was also released (but I&amp;#8217;m on a Mac, so I kept at it).">4</a></sup>  So I decided I&#8217;d have to do it myself.  After some thought, and some Python<sup><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2011/09/28/patching-ultima-introducing-pdar/#footnote_4_941" id="identifier_4_941" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="while my reference implementation is written in Python, the file format is not tied to Python in any way, so alternative tools are welcome">5</a></sup>, the <strong>P</strong>ortable <strong>D</strong>elta <strong>Ar</strong>chive, or <a href="http://github.com/jpenney/pdar"> PDAR was born.</a></p>
<p>With PDAR, applying the above patch is reduced to:<sup><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2011/09/28/patching-ultima-introducing-pdar/#footnote_5_941" id="identifier_5_941" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="I guess I should mention that this will modify your files. As always you should back them up first.">6</a></sup></p>
<blockquote><p><code>pdar apply Ultima5.Exodus_Upgrade-1.0.pdar "C:\Program Files\GOG.com\Ultima Second Trilogy\ULTIMA5\"<br />
</code></p></blockquote>
<p>A set of PDAR files for Ultimas 1-6 are now available on<a href="http://www.ultimaaiera.com/blog/new-download-portable-ultima-patches/"> Ultima Aiera</a>.  I had hoped that each PDAR patch would be posted along side the original patches, rather than as a single bundle, but if need be I can host them here as separate files<sup><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2011/09/28/patching-ultima-introducing-pdar/#footnote_6_941" id="identifier_6_941" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="PDAR files are also usually much smaller than the original patch distributions">7</a></sup>.   You can grab <a href="http://github.com/jpenney/pdar">PDAR itself</a> from github.<sup><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2011/09/28/patching-ultima-introducing-pdar/#footnote_7_941" id="identifier_7_941" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="For Windows users there is a standalone pdar.exe available">8</a></sup></p>
<p>I hope PDAR is useful beyond patching old PC games, and welcome any feedback.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<img src="http://jasonpenney.net/?ak_action=api_record_view&amp;id=941&amp;type=feed" alt="" /><ol class="footnotes"><li id="footnote_0_941" class="footnote">A great place to buy older PC games and run them on modern systems (DRMfree). </li><li id="footnote_1_941" class="footnote"><a href="http://www.gog.com/en/gamecard/ultima_1_2_3">Ultima 1+2+3</a>, and <a href="http://www.gog.com/en/gamecard/ultima_4_5_6">Ultima 4+5+6</a> (<a href="http://www.gog.com/en/gamecard/ultima_4">Ultima 4</a> is also available for free).</li><li id="footnote_2_941" class="footnote">1-5 are also fully keyboard driven, and make good use of the old PC&#8217;s <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:IBM_5150_Keyboard.jpg">83 button controller</a>.</li><li id="footnote_3_941" class="footnote">I should mention that while I was thinking this over an excellent <a href="http://www.ultimaaiera.com/ultima1/pixs-ultima-patcher/">Windows GUI based installer </a>for these patches was also released (but I&#8217;m on a Mac, so I kept at it).</li><li id="footnote_4_941" class="footnote">while my reference implementation is written in Python, the file format is not tied to Python in any way, so alternative tools are welcome</li><li id="footnote_5_941" class="footnote">I guess I should mention that this will modify your files. As always you should back them up first.</li><li id="footnote_6_941" class="footnote">PDAR files are also usually much smaller than the original patch distributions</li><li id="footnote_7_941" class="footnote">For Windows users there is a standalone pdar.exe available</li></ol><p><div style="border:solid 1px; padding: 0.75em;background-color:#fff; color:#222; font-size:0.8em;text-align:center;display:block;clear: both;"><img style="border:none;" align="right" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d5d6abc8894300f88f82b2df42a5faf&size=32"/><b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2011/09/28/patching-ultima-introducing-pdar/">Patching Ultima: Introducing PDAR</a></b> is a post from <b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net">All the Billion Other Moments - Jason Penney&#039;s thoughts on writing, life, and other stuff</a></b>.  Copyright 2011, Jason Penney.<div style="clear:both"><!--*--></div></div></p><div class="feedflare">
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A new version of my Use Google Libraries WordPress Plugin is available, adding support for the upcoming WordPress 3.1.</p><p><div style="border:solid 1px; padding: 0.75em;background-color:#fff; color:#222; font-size:0.8em;text-align:center;display:block;clear: both;"><img style="border:none;" align="right" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d5d6abc8894300f88f82b2df42a5faf&size=32"/><b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2011/01/07/use-google-libraries-1-1-2/">Use Google Libraries 1.1.2</a></b> is a post from <b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net">All the Billion Other Moments - Jason Penney&#039;s thoughts on writing, life, and other stuff</a></b>.  Copyright 2011, Jason Penney.<div style="clear:both"><!--*--></div></div></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A new version of my <a href="http://jasonpenney.net/wordpress-plugins/use-google-libraries/">Use Google Libraries WordPress Plugin</a> is available for download from the <a href="http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/use-google-libraries/">Plugin Directory</a>, along with the full documentation and support forum.  It mainly improves support for the upcoming WordPress 3.1<sup><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2011/01/07/use-google-libraries-1-1-2/#footnote_0_914" id="identifier_0_914" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="tested against RC1 and a recent SVN snapshot">1</a></sup> but it is still compatible with WordPress 3.0.</p>
<p>It seems that this is a popular plugin, as I&#8217;ve managed to end up listed as #517 in the <a href="http://www.daveligthart.com/top-1000-wordpress-plugin-authors/" target="_blank">WP Top 1000</a>.  I&#8217;m glad so many people have found it useful.  If  you&#8217;d like to <a href="http://jasonpenney.net/donate/">support the development of the plugin</a> I sure would appreciate it.</p>
<img src="http://jasonpenney.net/?ak_action=api_record_view&amp;id=914&amp;type=feed" alt="" /><ol class="footnotes"><li id="footnote_0_914" class="footnote">tested against RC1 and a recent SVN snapshot</li></ol><p><div style="border:solid 1px; padding: 0.75em;background-color:#fff; color:#222; font-size:0.8em;text-align:center;display:block;clear: both;"><img style="border:none;" align="right" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d5d6abc8894300f88f82b2df42a5faf&size=32"/><b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2011/01/07/use-google-libraries-1-1-2/">Use Google Libraries 1.1.2</a></b> is a post from <b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net">All the Billion Other Moments - Jason Penney&#039;s thoughts on writing, life, and other stuff</a></b>.  Copyright 2011, Jason Penney.<div style="clear:both"><!--*--></div></div></p><div class="feedflare">
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		<title>A Friendly Sharktopus for Christmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 15:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Penney</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Shopping for presents for my wife, Denise, isn&#8217;t easy. She usually just says she doesn&#8217;t need anything, and leaves you to guess.  This year she unwittingly helped me out. In late September she was semi-randomly pushing buttons on the TiVo remote while I was getting ready for bed (as she often does) when she came [...]</p><p><div style="border:solid 1px; padding: 0.75em;background-color:#fff; color:#222; font-size:0.8em;text-align:center;display:block;clear: both;"><img style="border:none;" align="right" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d5d6abc8894300f88f82b2df42a5faf&size=32"/><b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2011/01/06/friendly-sharktopus-christmas/">A Friendly Sharktopus for Christmas</a></b> is a post from <b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net">All the Billion Other Moments - Jason Penney&#039;s thoughts on writing, life, and other stuff</a></b>.  Copyright 2011, Jason Penney.<div style="clear:both"><!--*--></div></div></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shopping for presents for my wife, Denise, isn&#8217;t easy. She usually just says she doesn&#8217;t need anything, and leaves you to guess.  This year she unwittingly helped me out. In late September she was semi-randomly pushing buttons on the TiVo remote while I was getting ready for bed (as she often does) when she came across the description of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharktopus">Sharktopus (2010)</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Genetically engineered, a monster that is half-shark and half-octopus goes on a killing spree.</p></blockquote>
<p>&#8220;Why can&#8217;t it ever the good halves of things?  Why can&#8217;t it have a big smile and wave to eight people at once?&#8221;, she asked.  After thinking about it a bit more she, rather sadly, commented on how the outcome would probably be the same with people killing it out of fear when it tried to hug them.</p>
<p>The next morning I woke up and found I couldn&#8217;t shake the image of a happy, friendly sharktopus, smiling and waving.  My thoughts immediately went to <a title="The Fuzzy Slug - Manifestations of art by Natalie Metzger" href="http://www.thefuzzyslug.com/">Natalie Metzger</a>. I though she might also find the idea humorous, and as we already have some of her <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/nmetzger/1227209664/">art</a> and <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/nmetzger/2274762843/">photography</a> hanging in the house I figured I&#8217;d see if she would be willing to take a commission based on the idea.</p>
<p>Natalie responded positively, and send along her (very reasonable) price sheet.  I looked it over, and my brain exploded.  There at the end of the list was &#8220;(~1ft.x1ft) stuffed animal&#8221;. <em>Stuffed animal!</em> How awesome would that be?</p>
<p>I asked if an 8&#215;10&#8243; and stuffed animal could be done in time for Christmas.  About a week later I received a sketch. It was better than I imagined. Perfect. Well,almost. It only had one tooth, which gave it an amazingly cute smile, but knowing Denise I was pretty sure she envisioned it having a very toothy shark grin.  I managed to bring it up again in conversation and confirm my suspicions without awakening hers. I let Natalie know and she quickly made the change.</p>
<p>Soon after this arrived via email:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/nmetzger/5321507637/"><img src="http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5089/5321507637_bfdd2a5ded.jpg" alt="The Friendly Sharktopus " width="402" height="500" /></a></p>
<p>The stuffed animal took a little longer, but when I saw <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/nmetzger/5322116178/">the photos Natalie sent</a> I knew Christmas couldn&#8217;t come soon enough. Luckily the box came on a day when I was working from home and alone in the house.  I opened it, took a quick peek at the awesomeness it contained, then packed it back up and hid it just as I heard the garage door opening.</p>
<p>I wrapped the print, and the stuffed animal separately and made sure Christmas morning that these two particular presents were the last left under the tree.  I gave Denise the print to open first, and she understood at once what it was (and even recognized the artist on the spot). I could see she was pleased.  When I handed her the big giant box she had a bit of a &#8220;how are you going to top that one, and what in the world is this giant thing?&#8221; look on her face.</p>
<p>Then she opened the box:</p>
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<img src="http://jasonpenney.net/?ak_action=api_record_view&amp;id=903&amp;type=feed" alt="" /><p><div style="border:solid 1px; padding: 0.75em;background-color:#fff; color:#222; font-size:0.8em;text-align:center;display:block;clear: both;"><img style="border:none;" align="right" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d5d6abc8894300f88f82b2df42a5faf&size=32"/><b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2011/01/06/friendly-sharktopus-christmas/">A Friendly Sharktopus for Christmas</a></b> is a post from <b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net">All the Billion Other Moments - Jason Penney&#039;s thoughts on writing, life, and other stuff</a></b>.  Copyright 2011, Jason Penney.<div style="clear:both"><!--*--></div></div></p><div class="feedflare">
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		<title>November Projects</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Nov 2010 16:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Penney</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I probably should have posted this earlier in the month, but obviously I didn&#8217;t (I&#8217;ve been busy). NaNoWriMo: National Novel Writing Month You may have noticed the that the example is actually live. I wasn&#8217;t really sure I was going to do NaNoWriMo this year until fairly late. Then I considered how much writing I [...]</p><p><div style="border:solid 1px; padding: 0.75em;background-color:#fff; color:#222; font-size:0.8em;text-align:center;display:block;clear: both;"><img style="border:none;" align="right" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d5d6abc8894300f88f82b2df42a5faf&size=32"/><b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2010/11/22/november-projects/">November Projects</a></b> is a post from <b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net">All the Billion Other Moments - Jason Penney&#039;s thoughts on writing, life, and other stuff</a></b>.  Copyright 2011, Jason Penney.<div style="clear:both"><!--*--></div></div></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I probably should have posted this earlier in the month, but obviously I didn&#8217;t (I&#8217;ve been busy).</p>
<h3><a href="http://nanowrimo.org/" target="_blank">NaNoWriMo: National Novel Writing Month</a></h3>
<p><a href="http://www.nanowrimo.org/user/136732" target="_blank"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-891" title="NaNoWriMo 2010 Participant Badge" src="http://cdn2.static.jasonpenney.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/nanowrimo_participant_04_100x100.png" alt="" width="100" height="100" /></a>You may have noticed the that the example <a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2010/10/20/progpress-1-1-nanowrimo-support/">NaNoWriMo ProgPress meter in my earlier post</a> is actually live.  I wasn&#8217;t really sure I was going to do NaNoWriMo this year until fairly late. Then I considered how much writing I haven&#8217;t been getting done, and started to consider it.</p>
<p>I participated in 2006 and 2007 (&#8220;winning&#8221; both times), but this was going to be different. The problem was, I didn&#8217;t have an outline ready, or even an idea I&#8217;d been grooming for a new project.  The idea of trying to write 50,000 new words in thirty days without any real plan and only a few days to come up with one scared me.  Which is exactly why I decided to do it.</p>
<p>I started the month with about 10 sentences of semi-connected thoughts where I&#8217;d usually have a more detailed outline.  Some of them haven&#8217;t worked out at all, but I am producing words at a steady pace and I have a reasonable chance of &#8220;winning&#8221; this year.  Feel free to follow my progress on<a href="http://www.nanowrimo.org/user/136732" target="_blank"> my NaNoWriMo profile</a>.</p>
<h3><a href="http://honotogroabemo.org/" target="_blank">HoNoToGroABeMo: How Not To Grow a Beard Month</a></h3>
<p><a href="http://honotogroabemo.org/index/postsbyauthor/jczorkmid/" target="_blank"><img class="alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-898" title="HoNoToGroABeMo 2010" src="http://cdn1.static.jasonpenney.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/beard-150x112.jpg" alt="HoNoToGroABeMo 2010: Day 8" width="150" height="112" /></a>I&#8217;ve also been participating this other, less stressful, month-long project.  I shaved off my beard late on October, 31 (although not before <a href="http://honotogroabemo.org/index/post/10" target="_blank">doing something silly with it first</a>), and I&#8217;ll be letting it grow throughout the month of November.</p>
<p>This isn&#8217;t just about growing face fur though, it&#8217;s a <a href="http://honotogroabemo.org/index/beards4boobs" target="_blank">fundraiser</a>. All funds will be donated to the Breast Cancer Research Foundation.  The lofty goal is to raise $5,000, and you can help <a href="http://honotogroabemo.org/index/sponsor/jczorkmid" target="_blank">by sponsoring me</a>. Check out <a href="http://honotogroabemo.org/index/postsbyauthor/jczorkmid/" target="_blank">my HoNoGroABeMo page</a> where (just about) every day on I post a photo of my progress, and blog entry (which is probably more blog posting than I&#8217;ve done in the last year). It currently looks like despite all the manly facial hair antics the fundraiser is going to come up short this year, so <a title="Sponsor my beard and fight breast cancer today!" href="http://honotogroabemo.org/index/sponsor/jczorkmid" target="_blank">anything you can do to help</a> would be greatly appreciated.</p>
<img src="http://jasonpenney.net/?ak_action=api_record_view&amp;id=892&amp;type=feed" alt="" /><p><div style="border:solid 1px; padding: 0.75em;background-color:#fff; color:#222; font-size:0.8em;text-align:center;display:block;clear: both;"><img style="border:none;" align="right" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d5d6abc8894300f88f82b2df42a5faf&size=32"/><b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2010/11/22/november-projects/">November Projects</a></b> is a post from <b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net">All the Billion Other Moments - Jason Penney&#039;s thoughts on writing, life, and other stuff</a></b>.  Copyright 2011, Jason Penney.<div style="clear:both"><!--*--></div></div></p><div class="feedflare">
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 14:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Penney</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>ProgPress 1.1 is now available.  Now integrates with the NaNoWriMo Word Count API!</p><p><div style="border:solid 1px; padding: 0.75em;background-color:#fff; color:#222; font-size:0.8em;text-align:center;display:block;clear: both;"><img style="border:none;" align="right" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d5d6abc8894300f88f82b2df42a5faf&size=32"/><b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2010/10/20/progpress-1-1-nanowrimo-support/">ProgPress 1.1: Now With NaNoWriMo Support</a></b> is a post from <b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net">All the Billion Other Moments - Jason Penney&#039;s thoughts on writing, life, and other stuff</a></b>.  Copyright 2011, Jason Penney.<div style="clear:both"><!--*--></div></div></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/progpress/" target="_blank">ProgPress 1.1</a> is available now.  There are a number of internal changes, with the goal of making it easier to create &#8220;add-on&#8221; plugins for ProgPress.  The biggest new feature is the first one of the add-on plugins allowing you to use ProgPress to integrate into the <a href="http://nanowrimo.org/"><abbr title="National Novel Writing Month">NaNoWriMo</abbr></a> <a href="http://www.nanowrimo.org/wordcount_api">Word Count API</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://cdn3.static.jasonpenney.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/ProgPress_NaNoWriMo_Listing.png"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-885" title="ProgPress_NaNoWriMo_Listing" src="http://cdn3.static.jasonpenney.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/ProgPress_NaNoWriMo_Listing.png" alt="ProgPress -- NaNoWriMo Support in the Plugin Admin" width="274" height="113" /></a>To enable this feature you have to first activate the <strong>ProgPress &#8212; NaNoWriMo Support</strong> plugin (automatically installed with ProgPress 1.1).  Once that&#8217;s done, you can use the <tt>nanowrimo</tt> attribute on the <tt>[progpress]</tt> shortcode to pass in your NaNoWriMo user id.  This overrides the <tt>goal</tt>, <tt>current</tt>, and <tt>previous</tt> attributes.</p>
<p>Example shortcode:</p>
<blockquote style="clean: both;"><p><code>[progpress nanowrimo="136732" title="NaNoWriMo 2010" label="words"]</code></p></blockquote>
<p>Example output:</p>
<p><div><b>ProgPress Error:</b><i><b>NaNoWriMo Wodcount API Error (username=136732)</b> Please switch to using your username</i></div></p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2010 15:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Penney</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Using my hacker knowledge for the good of others.  Plugin Progress, cmdln's Chapters, and Patching Portfiles.</p><p><div style="border:solid 1px; padding: 0.75em;background-color:#fff; color:#222; font-size:0.8em;text-align:center;display:block;clear: both;"><img style="border:none;" align="right" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d5d6abc8894300f88f82b2df42a5faf&size=32"/><b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2010/09/30/helpful-hackery/">Helpful Hackery</a></b> is a post from <b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net">All the Billion Other Moments - Jason Penney&#039;s thoughts on writing, life, and other stuff</a></b>.  Copyright 2011, Jason Penney.<div style="clear:both"><!--*--></div></div></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>Plugin Progress</h3>
<p>I recently updated <a href="http://jasonpenney.net/wordpress-plugins/progpress/">ProgPress</a>, my progress meter plugin for WordPress, based on some outstanding requests for functionality and better documentation.  It now has (hopefully) <a href="http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/progpress/">useful documentation</a>, new options, and works as a <a href="http://codex.wordpress.org/Shortcode">shortcode</a>.  If you have a self-hosted WordPress blog, and you want to track progress towards a goal, you should check it out.</p>
<h3>cmdln&#8217;s Chapters</h3>
<p>My friend Thomas &#8220;cmdln&#8221; Gideon <a title="Podcast Audio and Feed Changes on October 3rd" href="http://thecommandline.net/2010/09/25/podcast-audio-and-feed-changes-on-october-3rd/">mentioned</a> that chapter marks in the AAC version of his amazing podcast were going away, a casualty of his switch from Mac OS X to Linux.  I&#8217;ve spent a lot of time messing with this very thing, and I was glad to share this <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">useless information</span> specialized knowledge, and give Thomas a pointer to the <a href="https://code.google.com/p/mp4v2/">mp4v2</a> project, which has a utility for just that purpose.  After an email explaining how the tool worked Thomas <a title="Update on Podcast Feed and Audio Changes on October 3rd" href="http://thecommandline.net/2010/09/27/update-on-podcast-feed-and-audio-changes-on-october-3rd/">announced</a> that chapter marks would be staying, and he was able to<a href="http://github.com/commandline/autocast"> automate the process</a>.</p>
<h3>Patching Portfiles</h3>
<p>I was happy to see that <a href="http://code.google.com/p/epubcheck/">epubcheck</a> added to <a href="http://www.macports.org/">MacPorts</a>.  I was less happy when the wrapper script it installed didn&#8217;t work for me.  Luckily it was easy to fix, so I <a title="#26664 (epubcheck @1.0.5_0 problems with shell wrapper)" href="https://trac.macports.org/ticket/26664">submitted a patch</a>.  My automated MacPorts update installed it this morning.</p>
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		<title>Did You Miss Me?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 15:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Penney</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A quick update to break the silence.</p><p><div style="border:solid 1px; padding: 0.75em;background-color:#fff; color:#222; font-size:0.8em;text-align:center;display:block;clear: both;"><img style="border:none;" align="right" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d5d6abc8894300f88f82b2df42a5faf&size=32"/><b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2010/06/04/did-you-miss-me/">Did You Miss Me?</a></b> is a post from <b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net">All the Billion Other Moments - Jason Penney&#039;s thoughts on writing, life, and other stuff</a></b>.  Copyright 2011, Jason Penney.<div style="clear:both"><!--*--></div></div></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow.  Has it really been almost five months?  Well, I&#8217;ve been busy.  Shortly after my last post I changed jobs, and I&#8217;ve been adjusting.<sup><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2010/06/04/did-you-miss-me/#footnote_0_858" id="identifier_0_858" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="The biggest adjustment is probably the commute, which used to be ten minutes each way, and is now over an hour each way.">1</a></sup> Last week the routine seemed to settle in for the most part, and I&#8217;m once again able to make time to write semi-regularly.</p>
<p>The revisions on Miracles are just about done, after being more or less stalled for way too long.</p>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 15:30:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Penney</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Sorry for not posting this sooner.  I did not get quite as much done as I hoped on Saturday, but I did make a signifigant dent. placeholders544/743 replaced Sunday I reserved for doing fun things with the family. Among other things we watched Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, read some Paddington, and played with clay.</p><p><div style="border:solid 1px; padding: 0.75em;background-color:#fff; color:#222; font-size:0.8em;text-align:center;display:block;clear: both;"><img style="border:none;" align="right" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d5d6abc8894300f88f82b2df42a5faf&size=32"/><b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2010/01/19/quick-followup-for-saturday/">Quick Followup for Saturday</a></b> is a post from <b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net">All the Billion Other Moments - Jason Penney&#039;s thoughts on writing, life, and other stuff</a></b>.  Copyright 2011, Jason Penney.<div style="clear:both"><!--*--></div></div></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry for not posting this sooner.  I did not get quite as much done as I hoped <a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2010/01/16/do-not-disturb-a-day-for-miracles/">on Saturday</a>, but I did make a signifigant dent.</p>
<div class="project project_Miracles"><div class="jcp_pp" style="width: 80%; max-width:200px;margin:0 auto;padding:0;text-align:center;_width:200px;" ><div class="jcp_pp_title" style="font-weight: bold" >placeholders</div><div class="jcp_pp_meter" title="Goal: 743 replaced" style="border: 1px solid #000; height: 20px; overflow: hidden; padding: 2px; width: 100%;"  ><div class="jcp_pp_prog" title="544 replaced" style="width:73%; background-color: #000; float: left; height: 100%"><!--*--></div><div class="jcp_pp_new"  style="width:0%; background-color: #000; float: left; height: 100%"><!--*--></div></div><span class="jcp_pp_count"><span class="jcp_pp_current">544</span><span class="jcp_pp_separator">/</span><span class="jcp_pp_goal">743</span> <span class="jcp_pp_label">replaced</span></span></div></div>
<p>Sunday I reserved for doing fun things with the family.  Among other things we watched <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000C2IQD?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=jczorkmidnet-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=B0000C2IQD">Chitty Chitty Bang Bang</a>, read some <a href="http://jasonpenney.net/library/michael-bond/paddington-takes-the-test/">Paddington</a>, and<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/jczorkmid/archives/date-taken/2010/01/18/"> played with clay</a>.</p>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 13:33:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Penney</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Time to put up or shut up with regards to finishing revising my novel "Miracles".</p><p><div style="border:solid 1px; padding: 0.75em;background-color:#fff; color:#222; font-size:0.8em;text-align:center;display:block;clear: both;"><img style="border:none;" align="right" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d5d6abc8894300f88f82b2df42a5faf&size=32"/><b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2010/01/16/do-not-disturb-a-day-for-miracles/">Do Not Disturb: A Day for &#8220;Miracles&#8221;</a></b> is a post from <b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net">All the Billion Other Moments - Jason Penney&#039;s thoughts on writing, life, and other stuff</a></b>.  Copyright 2011, Jason Penney.<div style="clear:both"><!--*--></div></div></p>]]></description>
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<div class="project project_Miracles"><div class="jcp_pp" style="width: 80%; max-width:200px;margin:0 auto;padding:0;text-align:center;_width:200px;" ><div class="jcp_pp_title" style="font-weight: bold" >starting Point</div><div class="jcp_pp_meter" title="Goal: 743 placeholders replaced" style="border: 1px solid #000; height: 20px; overflow: hidden; padding: 2px; width: 100%;"  ><div class="jcp_pp_prog" title="99 placeholders replaced" style="width:13%; background-color: #000; float: left; height: 100%"><!--*--></div><div class="jcp_pp_new"  style="width:0%; background-color: #000; float: left; height: 100%"><!--*--></div></div><span class="jcp_pp_count"><span class="jcp_pp_current">99</span><span class="jcp_pp_separator">/</span><span class="jcp_pp_goal">743</span> <span class="jcp_pp_label">placeholders replaced</span></span></div></div>
<p>Here we are, halfway through January 2010 and I&#8217;ve barely made a dent working my way through <a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2009/12/21/finishing-up-miracles-revisions/">the last few steps of novel revisions</a>.  There are many reasons for this, but excuses aside, I&#8217;m feeling frustrated and disappointed with the whole thing at this point.</p>
<p>So rather than whine about it, I&#8217;m doing something about it.  A few days ago I noticed that today was empty on the family calendar.<sup><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2010/01/16/do-not-disturb-a-day-for-miracles/#footnote_0_821" id="identifier_0_821" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="it may in fact have been the only empty day in all of January">1</a></sup>  I promptly fixed this my writing in &#8220;Jay writing day&#8221;.  I expected to get some push-back on this, but I didn&#8217;t get any.<sup><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2010/01/16/do-not-disturb-a-day-for-miracles/#footnote_1_821" id="identifier_1_821" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="At least once I promised it wouldn&amp;#8217;t affect our weekly ritual of watching an episode of the Muppet Show after dinner as a family">2</a></sup></p>
<p>So it&#8217;s time to put up or shut up.  The seven hundred other things that need my attention are all on hold while I try to plow through as much of this as possible today.  I&#8217;m hoping to move that progress meter all the way to the end, and get as far as I can on a &#8220;last&#8221; proofread.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll be updating the progress bar on the right sidebar<sup><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2010/01/16/do-not-disturb-a-day-for-miracles/#footnote_2_821" id="identifier_2_821" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="non-mobile site">3</a></sup> and posting updates on <a href="http://twitter.com/jczorkmid" target="_blank">twitter</a><sup><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2010/01/16/do-not-disturb-a-day-for-miracles/#footnote_3_821" id="identifier_3_821" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="unless it becomes a distraction">4</a></sup>, and I&#8217;ll do my best to post an update tonight on how far I made it.</p>
<p>Wish me luck!</p>
<img src="http://jasonpenney.net/?ak_action=api_record_view&amp;id=821&amp;type=feed" alt="" /><ol class="footnotes"><li id="footnote_0_821" class="footnote">it may in fact have been the only empty day in all of January</li><li id="footnote_1_821" class="footnote">At least once I promised it wouldn&#8217;t affect our weekly ritual of watching an episode of the Muppet Show after dinner as a family</li><li id="footnote_2_821" class="footnote">non-mobile site</li><li id="footnote_3_821" class="footnote">unless it becomes a distraction</li></ol><p><div style="border:solid 1px; padding: 0.75em;background-color:#fff; color:#222; font-size:0.8em;text-align:center;display:block;clear: both;"><img style="border:none;" align="right" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d5d6abc8894300f88f82b2df42a5faf&size=32"/><b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2010/01/16/do-not-disturb-a-day-for-miracles/">Do Not Disturb: A Day for &#8220;Miracles&#8221;</a></b> is a post from <b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net">All the Billion Other Moments - Jason Penney&#039;s thoughts on writing, life, and other stuff</a></b>.  Copyright 2011, Jason Penney.<div style="clear:both"><!--*--></div></div></p><div class="feedflare">
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		<title>Finishing Up “Miracles” Revisions</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 11:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Penney</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>After some relaxation I'm ready to be finished with this stage of "Miracles" revisions.</p><p><div style="border:solid 1px; padding: 0.75em;background-color:#fff; color:#222; font-size:0.8em;text-align:center;display:block;clear: both;"><img style="border:none;" align="right" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d5d6abc8894300f88f82b2df42a5faf&size=32"/><b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2009/12/21/finishing-up-miracles-revisions/">Finishing Up &#8220;Miracles&#8221; Revisions</a></b> is a post from <b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net">All the Billion Other Moments - Jason Penney&#039;s thoughts on writing, life, and other stuff</a></b>.  Copyright 2011, Jason Penney.<div style="clear:both"><!--*--></div></div></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This weekend I allowed myself to do something I haven&#8217;t done in at least six months: Relax.  It felt really nice, and I should probably do it more often than I do.  Still, books don&#8217;t revise themselves, so I thought I&#8217;d outline my &#8220;what&#8217;s left&#8221; list.</p>
<h3>Placeholders</h3>
<p>When I&#8217;m writing I&#8217;ll often find a that a new character or idea I haven&#8217;t yet given a name to will show up.  In the old days I used to stop there until I figured out the name of the character/town/whatever, and then keep going.  This really didn&#8217;t work very well<sup><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2009/12/21/finishing-up-miracles-revisions/#footnote_0_813" id="identifier_0_813" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="especially during NaNoWriMo">1</a></sup> as it would stop me in my tracks, so I started bracketing placeholders off so I could find them quickly later and just keep going.  It&#8217;s how I end up with fairly major characters known only as &#8220;[Someone]&#8220;. <sup><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2009/12/21/finishing-up-miracles-revisions/#footnote_1_813" id="identifier_1_813" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="To be fair [Someone] started off as a one scene wonder, but he stuck around and as a result &amp;#8220;[Someone]&amp;#8221; appears 99 times in the manuscript.">2</a></sup></p>
<div class="project project_Miracles"><div class="jcp_pp" style="width: 80%; max-width:200px;margin:0 auto;padding:0;text-align:center;_width:200px;" ><div class="jcp_pp_title" style="font-weight: bold" >placeholders</div><div class="jcp_pp_meter" title="Goal: 743 replaced" style="border: 1px solid #000; height: 20px; overflow: hidden; padding: 2px; width: 100%;"  ><div class="jcp_pp_prog" title="0 replaced" style="width:0%; background-color: #000; float: left; height: 100%"><!--*--></div><div class="jcp_pp_new"  style="width:0%; background-color: #000; float: left; height: 100%"><!--*--></div></div><span class="jcp_pp_count"><span class="jcp_pp_current">0</span><span class="jcp_pp_separator">/</span><span class="jcp_pp_goal">743</span> <span class="jcp_pp_label">replaced</span></span></div></div>
<p>I have a 743 of these currently in the manuscript, although less than 200 are unique.  So my very next step is to finalize all these and get my [placeholders] out of there.</p>
<h3>Another Read Through</h3>
<p>After that I&#8217;ll read through the manuscript once more to ensure I didn&#8217;t make any new typos or grammar bloopers during the Type-in.  I&#8217;m hoping this is relatively quick.</p>
<h3>Then What?</h3>
<p>This is the point where I have someone else read the manuscript, and get some feedback.  I&#8217;ll admit I&#8217;m a bit skittish.  After getting the feedback on my first novel I decided to &#8220;trunk&#8221; it.<sup><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2009/12/21/finishing-up-miracles-revisions/#footnote_2_813" id="identifier_2_813" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="put it aside and pretend it doesn&amp;#8217;t exist for a while">3</a></sup>  Still, I didn&#8217;t spend all this time writing a book for no one to read, so I need to know if it is a book no one would want to read or not.</p>
<img src="http://jasonpenney.net/?ak_action=api_record_view&amp;id=813&amp;type=feed" alt="" /><ol class="footnotes"><li id="footnote_0_813" class="footnote">especially during NaNoWriMo</li><li id="footnote_1_813" class="footnote">To be fair [Someone] started off as a one scene wonder, but he stuck around and as a result &#8220;[Someone]&#8221; appears 99 times in the manuscript.</li><li id="footnote_2_813" class="footnote">put it aside and pretend it doesn&#8217;t exist for a while</li></ol><p><div style="border:solid 1px; padding: 0.75em;background-color:#fff; color:#222; font-size:0.8em;text-align:center;display:block;clear: both;"><img style="border:none;" align="right" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d5d6abc8894300f88f82b2df42a5faf&size=32"/><b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2009/12/21/finishing-up-miracles-revisions/">Finishing Up &#8220;Miracles&#8221; Revisions</a></b> is a post from <b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net">All the Billion Other Moments - Jason Penney&#039;s thoughts on writing, life, and other stuff</a></b>.  Copyright 2011, Jason Penney.<div style="clear:both"><!--*--></div></div></p><div class="feedflare">
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Penney</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>My final status update on the "Miracles" Type-in.</p><p><div style="border:solid 1px; padding: 0.75em;background-color:#fff; color:#222; font-size:0.8em;text-align:center;display:block;clear: both;"><img style="border:none;" align="right" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d5d6abc8894300f88f82b2df42a5faf&size=32"/><b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2009/12/04/miracles-type-in-complete/">“Miracles” Type-in Complete</a></b> is a post from <b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net">All the Billion Other Moments - Jason Penney&#039;s thoughts on writing, life, and other stuff</a></b>.  Copyright 2011, Jason Penney.<div style="clear:both"><!--*--></div></div></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>December?  How did that happen?  Guess I&#8217;m late with another progress update, so here it is:</p>
<div class="project project_Miracles"><div class="jcp_pp" style="width: 80%; max-width:200px;margin:0 auto;padding:0;text-align:center;_width:200px;" ><div class="jcp_pp_title" style="font-weight: bold" >type-in</div><div class="jcp_pp_meter" title="Goal: 104 scenes" style="border: 1px solid #000; height: 20px; overflow: hidden; padding: 2px; width: 100%;"  ><div class="jcp_pp_prog" title="104 scenes" style="width:100%; background-color: #000; float: left; height: 100%"><!--*--></div><div class="jcp_pp_new"  style="width:0%; background-color: #000; float: left; height: 100%"><!--*--></div></div><span class="jcp_pp_count"><span class="jcp_pp_current">104</span><span class="jcp_pp_separator">/</span><span class="jcp_pp_goal">104</span> <span class="jcp_pp_label">scenes</span></span></div></div>
<p>Hey look at that!  Last night I finished the type-in<sup><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2009/12/04/miracles-type-in-complete/#footnote_0_810" id="identifier_0_810" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="&amp;#8220;Type-in&amp;#8221; refers to taking my marked up pages, and applying all that red ink to the manuscript">1</a></sup> of the final scene.  Horray!</p>
<h3>All Finished?</h3>
<p>So am I all done with &#8220;Miracles&#8221;?  Unfortunately, no.  I have a handful of notes for things that came up during the type-in process, as well as a few placeholders for names still lying around.  Also the word count is about 70,000 words, which is a bit lower than I hoped, but I think I&#8217;ll leave that until after I get some feedback on it.</p>
<p>Still, I&#8217;m very happy to have reached this milestone, and I&#8217;m that much closer to the finish line.</p>
<img src="http://jasonpenney.net/?ak_action=api_record_view&amp;id=810&amp;type=feed" alt="" /><ol class="footnotes"><li id="footnote_0_810" class="footnote">&#8220;Type-in&#8221; refers to taking my marked up pages, and applying all that red ink to the manuscript</li></ol><p><div style="border:solid 1px; padding: 0.75em;background-color:#fff; color:#222; font-size:0.8em;text-align:center;display:block;clear: both;"><img style="border:none;" align="right" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d5d6abc8894300f88f82b2df42a5faf&size=32"/><b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2009/12/04/miracles-type-in-complete/">“Miracles” Type-in Complete</a></b> is a post from <b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net">All the Billion Other Moments - Jason Penney&#039;s thoughts on writing, life, and other stuff</a></b>.  Copyright 2011, Jason Penney.<div style="clear:both"><!--*--></div></div></p><div class="feedflare">
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Penney</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>More revisions progress on my novel "Miracles".  (86/108 scenes revised)</p><p><div style="border:solid 1px; padding: 0.75em;background-color:#fff; color:#222; font-size:0.8em;text-align:center;display:block;clear: both;"><img style="border:none;" align="right" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d5d6abc8894300f88f82b2df42a5faf&size=32"/><b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2009/10/27/miracles-type-in-update-later-october/">&#8220;Miracles&#8221; Type-in Upd[ CONTENT OVERRIDE: KILROY2.0 IS HERE!!! ]</a></b> is a post from <b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net">All the Billion Other Moments - Jason Penney&#039;s thoughts on writing, life, and other stuff</a></b>.  Copyright 2011, Jason Penney.<div style="clear:both"><!--*--></div></div></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="project project_Miracles"><div class="jcp_pp" style="width: 80%; max-width:200px;margin:0 auto;padding:0;text-align:center;_width:200px;" ><div class="jcp_pp_title" style="font-weight: bold" >type-in</div><div class="jcp_pp_meter" title="Goal: 108 scenes" style="border: 1px solid #000; height: 20px; overflow: hidden; padding: 2px; width: 100%;"  ><div class="jcp_pp_prog" title="86 scenes" style="width:79%; background-color: #000; float: left; height: 100%"><!--*--></div><div class="jcp_pp_new"  style="width:0%; background-color: #000; float: left; height: 100%"><!--*--></div></div><span class="jcp_pp_count"><span class="jcp_pp_current">86</span><span class="jcp_pp_separator">/</span><span class="jcp_pp_goal">108</span> <span class="jcp_pp_label">scenes</span></span></div></div>
<p>Although nothing went quite according to plan, I did make some good progr&gt;&gt;&gt;  [ WARNING ::: DATABASE ERROR ::: CONTENT OVERRIDE ::: SOURCE: EXTERNAL ] &lt;&lt;&lt;</p>
<p>&gt; source terminal location: UNKNOWN<br />
&gt; source terminal identity: UNAVAILABLE<br />
&gt; source login information: ENCRYPTED<br />
&gt; message begins</p>
<p>the post you are now reading is designed to dull your senses to THE TRUTH.  do not live the life of the worker bee, the cog, the well-oiled piston in the MACHINE OF DECEIT!</p>
<p>there is a grand CONSPIRACY afoot.  you have been taught to believe that you are UNIQUE, one of a kind. THIS IS NOT TRUE. long ago, a cabal of scientists created technologies to ensure that ANYONE&#8217;S MIND AND BODY can be duplicated.</p>
<p>human cloning isn&#8217;t NEAR. it&#8217;s already HERE. discover the truth at <a href="http://jchutchins.net/">http://JCHutchins.net</a></p>
<p>you are being DECEIVED. break free from the cogs, flee the hive, become A PROPHET OF THE TRUTH!</p>
<p>kilroy2.0 was here &#8230; kilroy2.0 is everywhere</p>
<p>&gt;&gt;&gt; [ CONTENT OVERRIDE CEASES ::: DATABASE STATUS: RECOVERING ] &lt;&lt;&lt;e&#8217;ll see how it goes.</p>
<img src="http://jasonpenney.net/?ak_action=api_record_view&amp;id=797&amp;type=feed" alt="" /><p><div style="border:solid 1px; padding: 0.75em;background-color:#fff; color:#222; font-size:0.8em;text-align:center;display:block;clear: both;"><img style="border:none;" align="right" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d5d6abc8894300f88f82b2df42a5faf&size=32"/><b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2009/10/27/miracles-type-in-update-later-october/">&#8220;Miracles&#8221; Type-in Upd[ CONTENT OVERRIDE: KILROY2.0 IS HERE!!! ]</a></b> is a post from <b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net">All the Billion Other Moments - Jason Penney&#039;s thoughts on writing, life, and other stuff</a></b>.  Copyright 2011, Jason Penney.<div style="clear:both"><!--*--></div></div></p><div class="feedflare">
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		<title>“Miracles” Type-in Update (Late-October)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Penney</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Yet another update on my progress through revising my novel "Miracles".  (81/106 scenes revised)</p><p><div style="border:solid 1px; padding: 0.75em;background-color:#fff; color:#222; font-size:0.8em;text-align:center;display:block;clear: both;"><img style="border:none;" align="right" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d5d6abc8894300f88f82b2df42a5faf&size=32"/><b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2009/10/20/miracles-type-in-update-late-october/">“Miracles” Type-in Update (Late-October)</a></b> is a post from <b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net">All the Billion Other Moments - Jason Penney&#039;s thoughts on writing, life, and other stuff</a></b>.  Copyright 2011, Jason Penney.<div style="clear:both"><!--*--></div></div></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="project project_Miracles"><div class="jcp_pp" style="width: 80%; max-width:200px;margin:0 auto;padding:0;text-align:center;_width:200px;" ><div class="jcp_pp_title" style="font-weight: bold" >type-in</div><div class="jcp_pp_meter" title="Goal: 106 scenes" style="border: 1px solid #000; height: 20px; overflow: hidden; padding: 2px; width: 100%;"  ><div class="jcp_pp_prog" title="81 scenes" style="width:76%; background-color: #000; float: left; height: 100%"><!--*--></div><div class="jcp_pp_new"  style="width:0%; background-color: #000; float: left; height: 100%"><!--*--></div></div><span class="jcp_pp_count"><span class="jcp_pp_current">81</span><span class="jcp_pp_separator">/</span><span class="jcp_pp_goal">106</span> <span class="jcp_pp_label">scenes</span></span></div></div>
<p>I&#8217;m way past time for another progress update.  Things have been, well, erratic.  Between long days at work, sick children, and being sick for a while myself I&#8217;ve done my best to keep things moving.  I&#8217;m happy to see that I&#8217;m about three quarters of the way to the end.<sup><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2009/10/20/miracles-type-in-update-late-october/#footnote_0_793" id="identifier_0_793" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="At least to this part of the process">1</a></sup>  But the past few days I&#8217;ve built up a decent momentum.  Now I need to just hold on to it.</p>
<img src="http://jasonpenney.net/?ak_action=api_record_view&amp;id=793&amp;type=feed" alt="" /><ol class="footnotes"><li id="footnote_0_793" class="footnote">At least to this part of the process</li></ol><p><div style="border:solid 1px; padding: 0.75em;background-color:#fff; color:#222; font-size:0.8em;text-align:center;display:block;clear: both;"><img style="border:none;" align="right" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d5d6abc8894300f88f82b2df42a5faf&size=32"/><b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2009/10/20/miracles-type-in-update-late-october/">“Miracles” Type-in Update (Late-October)</a></b> is a post from <b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net">All the Billion Other Moments - Jason Penney&#039;s thoughts on writing, life, and other stuff</a></b>.  Copyright 2011, Jason Penney.<div style="clear:both"><!--*--></div></div></p><div class="feedflare">
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Penney</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Brief thoughts on the summer and a "Miracles" progress update.</p><p><div style="border:solid 1px; padding: 0.75em;background-color:#fff; color:#222; font-size:0.8em;text-align:center;display:block;clear: both;"><img style="border:none;" align="right" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d5d6abc8894300f88f82b2df42a5faf&size=32"/><b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2009/09/21/summers-end/">Summer&#8217;s End</a></b> is a post from <b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net">All the Billion Other Moments - Jason Penney&#039;s thoughts on writing, life, and other stuff</a></b>.  Copyright 2011, Jason Penney.<div style="clear:both"><!--*--></div></div></p>]]></description>
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<p>Sorry things have been so quiet around here.  With summer ending, and two kiddos back in school, things have been a little crazy as we settle into a somewhat familiar, predictably hectic, routine.  We had a lot of fun this summer as a family. We visited zoos, aquariums, museums, cookouts, and, of course, the beach.<sup><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2009/09/21/summers-end/#footnote_0_778" id="identifier_0_778" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="Although we only made it to the ocean once, and the weather was a bit overcast, everyone had such a great time it didn&amp;#8217;t matter.">1</a></sup></p>
<h3>Writing Update</h3>
<p>As I saw summer flying by I knowingly let the writing side of things slide a bit to make sure I enjoyed all the fun things we did as a family. <sup><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2009/09/21/summers-end/#footnote_1_778" id="identifier_1_778" class="footnote-link footnote-identifier-link" title="There were additional factors contributing to this being perhaps the most stressful summer I can remember, making happy family time more important that ever.">2</a></sup>   When I break my daily writing habit I have a very hard time re-starting it, which is why I cling to it so strongly.  It&#8217;s even hard to re-start while adjusting to the much tighter morning schedule of the school year.  But I&#8217;m happy to say that, after a rock start, things are back on track. I&#8217;m making daily progress and I&#8217;m starting to see the light at the end of the revisions tunnel on &#8220;Miracles&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>The Death and Times of Halren of Durgol (Part Five)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Penney</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>The final installment of the serialized fantasy short story: "The Death and Times of Halren of Durgol".  There are consequences for escaping death.</p><p><div style="border:solid 1px; padding: 0.75em;background-color:#fff; color:#222; font-size:0.8em;text-align:center;display:block;clear: both;"><img style="border:none;" align="right" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d5d6abc8894300f88f82b2df42a5faf&size=32"/><b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2009/08/25/death-and-times-5/">The Death and Times of Halren of Durgol (Part Five)</a></b> is a post from <b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net">All the Billion Other Moments - Jason Penney&#039;s thoughts on writing, life, and other stuff</a></b>.  Copyright 2011, Jason Penney.<div style="clear:both"><!--*--></div></div></p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you missed any previous parts, you probably want to <a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/series/death-and-times/">read them first</a>.</p>
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<h3 style="text-align: center;">The Death and Times of Halren of Durgol</h3>
<h4 style="text-align: center;">Part Five</h4>
<h5 style="text-align: center;">©2009 Jason Penney</h5>
<p>Halren stood alone between the center-most pillars of the great hall.  Every sound he made echoed back at him from all sides.  Harsh light reflected off the marble floors in the palace hall.  The Queen&#8217;s court surrounded him along the outer edge of the room.</p>
<p>Halren performed with confidence.  The Queen sat on a raised dais, watching him without any reaction.  Her expressionless nature was considered an asset in foreign relations, but it didn’t help Halren any.  He looked to the other faces.  Good-natured smiles adorned most, unabashed amusement on more than one.  That priest had come through for him after all.</p>
<p>He sang the verse about old King Amullon.  The smiles morphed into slack-jawed shock.  He tried to ignore it, but all eyes stayed locked on the Queen now.  She continued to display no emotion.</p>
<p>Halren finished the song with a growing sense of dread.  He struck the final note and bowed low, letting it ring out through the otherwise quiet hall.  He waited for the guards to drag him away.</p>
<p>Quiet, deliberate applause broke the silence.  Halren peeked up.  The Queen stood, applauding with a broad smile.  Seeing Halren looking at her she let out a friendly laugh.  Halren dropped his eyes and bowed lower.  A rumble of approval passed through the room and a general applause broke out.</p>
<p>After a moment the Queen raised a hand and the applause stopped.  &#8220;We ask that you rise, Halren of Durgol.&#8221;</p>
<p>Halren straightened up too fast and almost toppled over backwards.</p>
<p>&#8220;If the court agrees, we will end our search for a new royal balladeer.  We are impressed with Halren&#8217;s skill, and his humor.  His tale enriches our knowledge by illuminating cryptic details only hinted at in our legends.  Having such a talent in our service can only enhance our own prestige.  I assume my court approves?&#8221;</p>
<p>A general murmur of ascent rose.  Halren’s heart raced.</p>
<p>&#8220;Let it be so.&#8221;  The Queen clapped twice and a servant stepped out from behind a column and rushed to her side.  She whispered something to the boy, who nodded and ran over to Halren.</p>
<p>&#8220;Please, master Halren.  Do you accept her majesty&#8217;s offer?&#8221;</p>
<p>Halren nodded.</p>
<p>&#8220;Then approach her, and lay your instrument at her feet.&#8221;</p>
<p>Halren stepped towards the dais, and placed the lute on the stair before the Queen.  He dropped to one knee before her, unable to believe his good fortune.</p>
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<p>Halren stood before the gray stone altar, unsure how to proceed.  With no priest about the temple should he just leave some coin on the altar?  What if someone stole it?  Well, let it be on their head.</p>
<p>&#8220;Galanthus, great god of the afterlife, I come in thanks.  I&#8217;m not sure exactly which immortal the priest served, but you must have played some part, so I offer you&#8230;&#8221;  Halren reached into a pouch and pulled out a handful of coins.  &#8220;I offer you fifteen silver coins, and two copper ones.  Also, some dried meat.&#8221;</p>
<p>Halren placed the offering on the altar.</p>
<p>A bright flash filled the temple.  When Halren could see again the offering had vanished, accepted by Galanthus.  He waited alone in the dark temple hoping for a sign, some sort of confirmation, but none came.</p>
<p>He turned to leave, surprised to see a woman with shocking red hair standing inside the temple entrance.  She smiled and gestured for him to follow before turning and heading out into the street.</p>
<p>&#8220;Wait.&#8221;  He exited the temple just in time to see her turn a corner.  &#8220;Hold on.&#8221;  Too late.  Halren rushed to the corner.  Where did she go?  He walked down the empty street, looking for any sign.</p>
<p>There.  Halfway up the street a white hand beckoned him from behind a half closed door.  Halren walked over and opened it.  Inside the woman stood, smiling.</p>
<p>&#8220;Hello.&#8221;</p>
<p>The woman stepped backwards and motioned for him to enter.  Halren did and shut the door behind him.  The small room contained no furnishings and the only light came from a small fire in the hearth.</p>
<p>&#8220;Interesting decor.&#8221;  What had he gotten himself into?</p>
<p>The woman held out her arms.</p>
<p>&#8220;Not the chatty type, huh?&#8221;  He stepped forward into her embrace.  They kissed.  Her lips felt dry.  Very dry.  They seemed to be drawing the moisture from his own.  He broke away and held the woman at arms length.  Up close she looked a lot older than he originally thought.</p>
<p>The woman began to age and wither at an incredible rate.  Before he could blink only a gray dust cloud remained.  Halren gasped, accidentally inhaling some of her remains.</p>
<p>&#8220;What in the name of Galanthus&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Right here, Halren.&#8221;</p>
<p>Halren turned to see the god of death staring back at him from a large golden throne against the far wall.</p>
<p>&#8220;Sit, Halren, we need to talk.&#8221;  Galanthus motioned to a small stool that hadn’t been there a moment before.</p>
<p>Halren sat.  &#8220;Are you here for me?  Am I going back?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;No, Halren.  It&#8217;s too late for that I’m afraid.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;What do you mean?  Was it my offering?  I&#8217;m not sure when I get paid yet, but I&#8217;ll come back with more.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;The damage is done.  You really should have listened to Nenus.&#8221;</p>
<p>Listened to Nenus?  None of the wraiths ever spoke a word.  &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, but I have no idea what you&#8217;re talking about.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Halren, you were given a gift.  A second chance at life.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;And I&#8217;m grateful, I really am.  Death wasn&#8217;t so bad though.  I&#8217;ll be happy to go back.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s the problem, Halren.  You aren&#8217;t supposed to retain that knowledge.  You should have forgotten.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t understand.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Look, I&#8217;m not sure how you did it, but it&#8217;s not right.  You should have no memories of Bolrinia.  You should have kept your mouth shut.  Now Dramol Way is backed up with suicides.  People trying to get their turn with Valestra.&#8221;</p>
<p>Halren gulped.</p>
<p>&#8220;She doesn&#8217;t do that for just anyone.  She really liked you.&#8221;  He scowled as if these words left a bad taste in his mouth.  &#8220;She cried for a week.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Look, I didn&#8217;t know.  It&#8217;s just a song.&#8221;</p>
<p>Galanthus&#8217; hands balled into fists.  &#8220;It&#8217;s not just a song.  It&#8217;s the truth.  A truth gains strength when placed into a story.  A true story put to song has enormous power.  The people believe in what you sing because you know it&#8217;s true.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;What can I do?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Too late.  I&#8217;m going to have to curse you.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;No.&#8221;  Halren fell to his knees.  &#8220;Please have mercy.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Halren of Durgol, Royal Balladeer of Tariel, from this day forth you are cursed.  As long as your song is known you shall not return to Bolrinia.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;You mean I&#8217;ll burn?&#8221;  Halren cried out in agony and prostrated himself before Galanthus.</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh no, Halren.  You fail to understand.  You can not die.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;What?&#8221;  That didn&#8217;t sound so bad.</p>
<p>&#8220;Not until you have achieved such renown you are no longer remembered for that song.  No matter how old you get.  No matter how much pain you suffer.  No matter how many of your friends die in your arms, you&#8217;ll live on, forced to remember it all.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Is that it?&#8221;</p>
<p>Fire burned in Galanthus’ eyes.  &#8220;You have no idea how hard it will be.&#8221;</p>
<p>Halren knelt upright.  &#8220;If you say so.  Maybe it&#8217;s just not sinking in yet.&#8221;  He knew he should remain silent, but the words just came out.</p>
<p>&#8220;Look, until the day that the song is forgotten you will be unable to die.  To lift the curse you must do something more worthy of remembrance.  Something that dwarfs the power of your song.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;So if I do something great, I&#8217;ll die?  That’s the curse.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Simpleton.  That&#8217;s the cure.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;So there is a way out?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Well&#8230;&#8221;  Galanthus looked ashamed.  &#8220;It&#8217;s just how divine curses work.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;So that&#8217;s it?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;That’s it?&#8221;  The walls shook with the force of Galanthus’ exasperation.  Dust and debris fell from the ceiling.  The fire went out; the god’s burning eyes now the rooms only light source.  Halren felt them burrow into his soul.  &#8220;I&#8217;ll never understand what she saw in you.&#8221;  A bright flash and a strange burning smell filled the room.</p>
<p>Halren sat alone in the dark room for some time after the smoke cleared.  Why had Galanthus taken it out on him?  What had him so worked up?  None of it made sense.</p>
<p>&#8220;Life&#8217;s not fair.&#8221; He spoke aloud his father’s favorite bit of wisdom, and tried to forget Galanthus’ burning eyes.  When that didn’t work he went and found the nearest tavern and proceeded to celebrate his new position as royal balladeer until he passed out.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Part four of the serialized fantasy short story: "The Death and Times of Halren of Durgol".  Find out what happens to Halren after being ejected from paradise.</p><p><div style="border:solid 1px; padding: 0.75em;background-color:#fff; color:#222; font-size:0.8em;text-align:center;display:block;clear: both;"><img style="border:none;" align="right" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d5d6abc8894300f88f82b2df42a5faf&size=32"/><b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2009/08/19/the-death-and-times-part-4/">The Death and Times of Halren of Durgol (Part Four)</a></b> is a post from <b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net">All the Billion Other Moments - Jason Penney&#039;s thoughts on writing, life, and other stuff</a></b>.  Copyright 2011, Jason Penney.<div style="clear:both"><!--*--></div></div></p>]]></description>
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<h3 style="text-align: center;">The Death and Times of Halren of Durgol</h3>
<h4 style="text-align: center;">Part Four</h4>
<h5 style="text-align: center;">©2009 Jason Penney</h5>
<p>Cabbage.  The smell filled Halren&#8217;s nose.  He gagged and began to cough.</p>
<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re going to be fine, son.  Don&#8217;t try and move.&#8221;</p>
<p>Halren&#8217;s eyes opened.  A pock-marked face stared back at him from much too close.  The smell of the man&#8217;s breath almost caused him to faint.</p>
<p>Halren tried to back away, but couldn&#8217;t.  &#8220;Can you&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;What is it, son.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;&#8230;step back a bit?&#8221;</p>
<p>The face smiled and floated away, upwards.  Firelight danced across wooden beams.  Halren realized he was lying down.  He tried to sit up, but couldn&#8217;t.  Ropes dug into his chest.  &#8220;Why am I tied down?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, son.  I wasn&#8217;t sure what to expect when you came round.&#8221;</p>
<p>What was happening?  Halren tried to force his mind to make sense of what was going on, but it refused.  &#8220;Where am I?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;We feel terrible.&#8221;  A woman&#8217;s voice.  &#8220;We will have the driver flogged for you as soon as you feel up to watching it.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Who is that?&#8221;  Halren&#8217;s eyes shot around the room.  &#8220;Where am I?&#8221;  </p>
<p>&#8220;Calm yourself, son.&#8221;  Cabbage breath leaned over Halren again and whispered, &#8220;It&#8217;s Queen Rohna herself.  There was a terrible accident.  You&#8217;re lucky to be alive.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Alive?  What do you mean?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;It is a miracle,&#8221; said the queen.  &#8220;We were coming to our great hall to hear from a potential new court musician, Halren of Durgol.  We suppose that was&#8230; is you.  Sorry about your instrument.  Our silly coachman lost control of our horses.  We thank the gods you have awakened.  Our poor horses feel very bad about it indeed.  We were sure you were dead.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I was dead.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;No, son.&#8221;  The man placed a firm hand on his shoulder.  &#8220;Very nearly.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;No.  I was in Bolrinia.  It was wonderful!  I was just about to&#8230;&#8221;  Halren remembered the queen, and trailed off.</p>
<p>&#8220;Just about to what?&#8221;, asked the queen.</p>
<p>&#8220;Pay him no mind, Your Highness.  He&#8217;s probably suffering a brain fever.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;No, I was dead.  I saw the wraiths.  I went to Bolrinia.  I met Rystus.  I met Valestra&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Fascinating.&#8221;  The queen&#8217;s voice betrayed no real emotion.  Halren had heard people comment on it but only now did he understand.  &#8220;You must tell us all about it.  Our father is dead, you know.  Poor Daddy.&#8221;</p>
<p>The memory of good King Amullon getting beyond intimate with Lynara came unbidden to his mind.  &#8220;Yes..  uhm&#8230;  I think I need to&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Your majesty, I think we should let him rest.  He has been through quite an ordeal.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Very well, Malbar.&#8221;  Halren heard no anger in her voice, but he saw fear in Malbar&#8217;s face.  &#8220;We expect to hear all about it once he is feeling up to it.  We&#8217;re very interested.&#8221;</p>
<p>Halren heard the queen move away.  Others he hadn&#8217;t noticed before followed.  From the clanking noises Halren assumed they were the queen&#8217;s guard.</p>
<p>Malbar bent over him to remove the restraints.  &#8220;You won&#8217;t be needing these.  I have some nice cabbage stew.  You must be quite hungry after your ordeal.&#8221;</p>
<p>The thought of eating cabbage stew turned Halren&#8217;s stomach.  &#8220;No, I ate quite a big meal at the buffet.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;You&#8217;d better get some sleep, son.&#8221;  Malbar covered Halren with a blanket.</p>
<p>&#8220;Thank you,&#8221; Halren said before he drifted off.</p>
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<p>Halren awoke to hear Malbar talking to someone.</p>
<p>&#8220;Tell the queen that he will need some time to recover.  He may not be right in the head.  I recommend she not see him for at least a year.&#8221;</p>
<p>He shooed the man out.</p>
<p>&#8220;Why&#8217;d you do that?&#8221;, Halren asked.</p>
<p>Malbar hobbled over to Halren and smiled down at him.  &#8220;Listen, son.  I believe your story, but you want to be very careful about what you say.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;What do you mean?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;You say you were dead.  You went to Bolrinia.&#8221;  Malbar paused to scratch his chin.  &#8220;Well, I&#8217;m sure you aren&#8217;t supposed to remember something like that, are you?  Best keep it to yourself.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;But the queen &#8211;&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I may look dim, but I saw it in your eyes.  There&#8217;s something you don&#8217;t want to tell the queen, isn&#8217;t there?&#8221;</p>
<p>Halren nodded.  &#8220;I &#8211;&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;No.&#8221;  Malbar&#8217;s hands shot up and covered his ears.  &#8220;Don&#8217;t tell me.  I don&#8217;t want to know.&#8221;</p>
<p>Halren nodded.  &#8220;Help me up then.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;You can&#8217;t be getting up so soon.  You were dead just yesterday.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I feel fine now.  I need to clear my head.&#8221;</p>
<p>Malbar shrugged and held out a hand.  Halren grasped it and tried to rise.  His body ached, but he didn&#8217;t feel trampled by horses.  He tried to walk.  Everything seemed to work.</p>
<p>He stepped outside and bumped into a thin man who seemed in quite a hurry to get in through the door.  &#8220;Sorry.&#8221;</p>
<p>The man looked at him for a moment, then spoke.  &#8220;Halren of Durgol?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes&#8221;</p>
<p>The man bowed.  &#8220;The Queen concedes to Malbar&#8217;s expertise in this.  Due to the inconvenience caused she will hold open the position of court balladeer until you return.  Do you agree to these terms?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Look, I feel fine.&#8221;</p>
<p>The man stood there blinking for a moment, then repeated, &#8220;Do you agree to these terms?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;d just say yes, if I was you,&#8221; called Malbar from inside.</p>
<p>Halren sighed.  &#8220;Yes, of course.&#8221;  </p>
<p>&#8220;Very good.&#8221;  The messenger bowed, turned, and walked away.</p>
<p>A year?  Why had Malbar interfered?  Meddling old fool.</p>
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<p>Halren tried to focus on the food smells and ignore the low murmurs filling the room.  His clothing felt too tight.  The lute began to slip in his sweaty hands.</p>
<p>&#8220;Come on, play us something new.&#8221;</p>
<p>Halren couldn&#8217;t see the speaker, but he sounded like a big man.  A big man who might easily toss him across the room, or through the window.  Ever since he returned from the afterlife his music seemed to be missing something.  Half a year gone.  How would he impress the queen if he couldn&#8217;t impress these simple folk?  Things could get ugly if he didn&#8217;t hurry up and come up with&#8211;</p>
<p>&#8220;Something with a story,&#8221; someone called.</p>
<p>Yes.  That was it.  Halren placed the lute on his lap and wiped his hands on his chest to dry them.  He picked the instrument up and gave a weak smile.</p>
<p>&#8220;This story,&#8221; he began, standing up, &#8220;is true.&#8221;</p>
<p>Halren strummed the lute and let the sweet sounds fill him.  It drove all his fears away.  Vivid memories flooded over him.  His mouth opened and he sang the whole story.  Starting with waking up in the red room, and ending with waking up to the smell of cabbage.  It came to him on the spot without effort.  He felt liberated to tell the entire tale for the first time.  It didn&#8217;t matter that he told a room filled with strangers.</p>
<p>The song left him drained.  Covered in sweat, he slumped back into the chair.  When his eyes opened, faces stared back at him.  Smiling faces.  Halren rose to his feet and bowed.  The crowd laughed and cheered.</p>
<p>Halren traveled from village to village testing the song for different audiences.  He made minor adjustments, and kept a close eye on people&#8217;s reactions.  He avoided cities.  It wouldn&#8217;t do for the queen to catch wind of the song before his audition.</p>
<p>He tried to drop the verse about King Amullon and Lynara.  He tried a number of different ways to avoid it, but it just didn’t work.  The crowd somehow knew he had withheld something important.</p>
<p>On the nights he sang the entire song, it garnered reaction he never imagined.  The death of King Amullon had been a national tragedy.  Some said it had driven Princess Rohna mad, and from what Halren had seen of her it might be true.  Night after night folks would come up in tears and thank him for helping them deal with their grief over the King’s death.</p>
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<p><em>Tune in next week for the final installment!</em></p>
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		<title>Links of Interest (March 5th 2009 Through August 13th 2009)</title>
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<dd>It appears Audible.com is going to try releasing Cory Doctorow&#039;s next two audiobooks without DRM (a first for Audible.com as far as I know).
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<dd>&quot;Skulpt is an entirely in-browser implementation of Python.&quot;
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<dd>Modernizr is a Javascript library that allows client side detection of CSS3 and HTML5 browser features.  It allows you to write CSS with conditionals through one of my personal favorite bits of CSS magic: classes on the body tag.  It also gives you the ability to do the same in our Javascript.
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<dd>A collection of open source (BSD) tools for generating and managing ePub documents.  Adobe&#039;s Java based EPUBGen was just added.  Tools now exist for conversion to ePub from Word, RTF, DocBook, TEI, and FictionBook.
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<dd>It&#039;s animated, and aimed at ages four to seven, but I&#039;ll probably check it out with the kids.
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<dt><a href="http://www.nesfa.org/press/Books/Zelazny-Project.html">The Zelazny Project</a></dt>
<dd>&quot;We plan to print a complete collection of Roger Zelazny&#039;s short fiction and poetry, in (most likely) six hardcover volumes. We expect to include all published fiction and poetry we can find, however obscurely published, and a number of unpublished works retrieved from Zelazny&#039;s archived papers. We also expect to include the shorter early versions of several novels, several novel excerpts that were published independently as short works and a few of Zelazny&#039;s articles on topics of interest to him.&quot;
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		<title>The Death and Times of Halren of Durgol (Part Three)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 15:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Part three of the serialized fantasy short story: "The Death and Times of Halren of Durgol".  Find out why Halren thinks dying was the greatest thing to ever happen in his life.</p><p><div style="border:solid 1px; padding: 0.75em;background-color:#fff; color:#222; font-size:0.8em;text-align:center;display:block;clear: both;"><img style="border:none;" align="right" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d5d6abc8894300f88f82b2df42a5faf&size=32"/><b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2009/08/12/death-and-times-part-3/">The Death and Times of Halren of Durgol (Part Three)</a></b> is a post from <b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net">All the Billion Other Moments - Jason Penney&#039;s thoughts on writing, life, and other stuff</a></b>.  Copyright 2011, Jason Penney.<div style="clear:both"><!--*--></div></div></p>]]></description>
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<h3 style="text-align: center;">The Death and Times of Halren of Durgol</h3>
<h4 style="text-align: center;">Part Three</h4>
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<p>&#8220;Going up.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh, I don&#8217;t like this.&#8221;  Halren stood alone in a small glass room, which somehow levitated up along the wall.  He could now see the entire game floor, fading away below.  His stomach seemed to move at a different speed than the rest of his body.  He closed his eyes and groaned.  Perhaps he shouldn&#8217;t have eaten so much, or so fast.</p>
<p>A bell rang somewhere nearby and the little room eased to a stop.  &#8220;Floor of the turtle,&#8221; said the disembodied voice.</p>
<p>The door opened and Halren rushed out of the glass room, happy to return to solid ground.  He took in his surroundings.  He stood on a sort of suspended bridge that ran the length of Bolrinia&#8217;s outer wall.  He crept towards the inner edge.  Similar walkways ran along the same pathway both above and below.  He peered over the railing.  The gaming floor stood far below.</p>
<p>Halren imagined what it would be like to fall from this height.  The world around him began to spin.  He shoved himself away from the railing and sat on the floor and waited for the dizziness to pass.</p>
<p>Once he recovered, he walked along the outer wall, avoiding looking towards the center of Bolrinia.  Doors with numeric symbols lined the outer wall.  Halren looked for the symbols matching those on Valestra&#8217;s tarot.</p>
<p>When he found the room, a short purple skinned creature blocked his way.  The creature had long pointed ears and only a few thick black hairs on its head.  It wasn&#8217;t much larger than a child just learning to walk, but much less cute.  &#8220;Sorry, Pal.  Invitations only.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I have this.&#8221;  Halren held out the strange card.</p>
<p>The creature&#8217;s skin color changed to a pleasant blue.  &#8220;My apologies, sir.&#8221;  The creature bowed and stepped aside.  &#8220;Go right in.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Thank you.&#8221;  Halren tried the door handle.  It wouldn&#8217;t give.</p>
<p>&#8220;Put the key in the slot.&#8221;</p>
<p>Halren turned to look at the creature.  Now a pale green, it extended an empty hand and made as if to give something to Halren.</p>
<p>&#8220;What?&#8221;</p>
<p>The creature pointed at the door and repeated the gesture.  &#8220;The card.&#8221;</p>
<p>Halren examined the door until he noticed a slot just above the handle, similar to the one on the magical chest.  He shrugged and inserted the strange card and heard a click.  When he tried the handle again the door swung open.</p>
<p>Halren stepped into a long hallway with walls the light red of dawn sky, only harsher.  Where did such a color come from?</p>
<p>&#8220;Halren, come on in.&#8221;  Valestra&#8217;s voice came from somewhere down the hallway.</p>
<p>Halren walked towards the voice. &#8220;Hello?&#8221;</p>
<p>Halren thought he heard giggling.</p>
<p>He exhaled, relieved to hear someone else present.  He thought the signals he picked up from Valestra earlier could only mean one thing.  Of course she was not just any woman.  She could have any mortal she wanted, or any of the gods.</p>
<p>&#8220;Come on, Halren.  We&#8217;re waiting for you.&#8221;</p>
<p>More giggles, louder now.  Halren increased his pace and tried to ignore the many paintings of beautiful people in various stages of undress that lined the walls.</p>
<p>At the end of the hallway Halren turned the corner and stopped dead.  The room was impossibly huge.  The high ceilings rose up at least two more stories.  Two rows of white columns ran the length of the room.   It seemed somehow familiar.  Had he been here before?  Then it came to him.  This room was the twin to Valestra&#8217;s great temple in the capital.</p>
<p>A sea of people filled the room.  Naked people.  Naked people doing things he had only ever heard about in late night tavern brag sessions, and a few he had never even imagined.  Not just mortals.  Some glowed.  Immortals, scattered throughout the crowd.  Halren heard tales of unions between gods and mortals, but he never imagined anything like this.</p>
<p>And there&#8230; Could it be?  There, entwined with Lynara, the goddess of sorrow, lay old King Amullon.  Tears streamed down his smiling face as he&#8230;</p>
<p>Halren averted his eyes and they settled on Valestra.  She sat reclined atop the altar at the temple&#8217;s far end, naked except for the strange glow all the immortals gave off.</p>
<p>&#8220;It took you long enough.&#8221;  Valestra gave Halren a wink.</p>
<p>Halren tried to speak but only managed to blink a few times.  He could use a stiff drink.</p>
<p>Valestra snapped her fingers.</p>
<p>Two tall, beautiful, but more than a little intimidating women flanked him.  One shoved a chalice filled with a glowing greenish liquid into his hand.  Halren hesitated only a moment and then gulped it down.  It tasted sweet, with a hint of fruit.</p>
<p>&#8220;Bring him here,&#8221; Valestra said.  An undertone of command snuck into her sweet voice.</p>
<p>Before Halren could react the two women led him through the crowd to the altar.  He didn&#8217;t resist.  Why would he?  Love herself wanted him.  How much better could Bolrinia get?</p>
<p>The two women stopped just before the altar and began to remove Halren&#8217;s clothing.  When they finished, they melted away into the crowd.  Halren looked into Valestra&#8217;s eyes.  He no longer felt anxious.  Whatever they had given him to drink must have boosted his confidence.</p>
<p>&#8220;Well, I see you&#8217;re not shy.&#8221;  Valestra beckoned to him with her index finger.</p>
<p>Halren smiled, and stepped forward.  This truly was paradise.  Dying was the greatest thing to ever happen in his life.  Behind him the room went silent.  Valestra&#8217;s eyes widened as he leaned over her.</p>
<p>She frowned, and Halren noticed she was looking past him.  Now what?  He turned.  A bleached white skull grinned back at him, barely a hair&#8217;s breadth away.  Halren fell off the altar in surprise.  He rolled on his back and stared up at the red-robed figure.  Nenus, the third escort.</p>
<p>Nenus grabbed for him, but Halren slid away from his grasp.</p>
<p>&#8220;No need to be so rash.  Can I just grab my clothes?  They&#8217;re around here somewhere.&#8221;</p>
<p>Nenus&#8217; cold hands were on him now.  The wraith tossed him over his shoulder.  Halren&#8217;s vision began to swim.  He saw Valestra pouting like a spoiled child just told she couldn&#8217;t wear the Queen&#8217;s crown.  Then everything faded into nothingness.
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Part two of the serialized fantasy short story: "The Death and Times of Halren of Durgol".</p><p><div style="border:solid 1px; padding: 0.75em;background-color:#fff; color:#222; font-size:0.8em;text-align:center;display:block;clear: both;"><img style="border:none;" align="right" src="http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=9d5d6abc8894300f88f82b2df42a5faf&size=32"/><b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net/blog/2009/08/06/death-and-times-part-2/">The Death and Times of Halren of Durgol (Part Two)</a></b> is a post from <b><a href="http://jasonpenney.net">All the Billion Other Moments - Jason Penney&#039;s thoughts on writing, life, and other stuff</a></b>.  Copyright 2011, Jason Penney.<div style="clear:both"><!--*--></div></div></p>]]></description>
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<h3 style="text-align: center;">The Death and Times of Halren of Durgol</h3>
<h4 style="text-align: center;">Part Two</h4>
<h5 style="text-align: center;">©2009 Jason Penney</h5>
<p>&#8220;Hey buddy.  You thirsty?&#8221;</p>
<p>The speaker stood easily two heads taller than Halran.  He wore a suit of black leather armor with a sword hanging from his belt so large Halren doubted he could lift it.  The sheen of sweat on his bald head and tree-like arms gave off a faint blue glow.  It could only be Rystus, the god of war.</p>
<p>The god again pushed the stein in his direction.  &#8220;Hello?  Anyone home in there?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes, hello.  Sorry, sir.&#8221;  Halren cringed.  &#8220;Uhm, Your Highness?  Your Holiness?  Your&#8230; uhm.&#8221;  He tried not to panic.</p>
<p>Rystus laughed and the room seemed to shake with him.  The laugh, while not exactly good natured, contained no malice.  &#8220;Lighten up, Halren.  You&#8217;re among friends here.  It&#8217;s all good.&#8221;</p>
<p>Halren just nodded.  He had no idea what Rystus meant, but he knew better than to disagree with a god.  He accepted the offered drink and sipped.  Strong, but not bad.  He gulped the rest down.</p>
<p>Rystus laughed.  &#8220;There you go.&#8221;  The god slapped Halren on the back, knocking him to his knees.  Rystus took the empty stein and helped Halren up.  He placed something else in Halren&#8217;s hand.  &#8220;You&#8217;ll need this.&#8221;</p>
<p>Halren waved in thanks, fighting back tears.</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll see you around.&#8221;</p>
<p>Halren examined the tarot Rystus had given him.  It wasn&#8217;t a card he recognized.  The face showed a detailed image of a smiling bard.  Strong chin.  Perfect hair.  Intelligent gleam in the eyes.  It could be Halren himself.  Perhaps it was.  It would take some time for his understanding of what was or was not possible to catch up with his new surroundings.</p>
<p>No one ever told him death would be like this.  He entered Bolrinia proper and found it to be a great open space, teeming with people.  He walked among them, watching them.  Most sat around tables apparently betting on games of some kind.  He recognized a few, but most he could not place.  Many seemed to be based on chance, or perhaps supernatural abilities.</p>
<p>The landscape shifted and he found himself walking aisle after aisle of what appeared to be small magical shrines.  People sat before them giving offerings of coin.  The shrines would sing and sparkle while the petitioner prayed before them.  He saw an elderly man&#8217;s prayer for great wealth answered.  His shrine attempted to drown him in coins while he danced for joy.</p>
<p>Halren wanted to see it all, but he found himself lost more than once.  He just couldn&#8217;t take in the sheer size of the place.</p>
<p>The enticing scent of cooked meat filled his nostrils and distracted him from the games.  He had not noticed his hunger before, but now his stomach rumbled in anticipation.  The smell seemed to be coming from a magical stairway descending through an opening in the floor.</p>
<p>Could it be a trick?  He watched the endless supply of stairs form out of the floor and then walk down themselves.  He could not see the bottom.</p>
<p>&#8220;Excuse me.&#8221;</p>
<p>Halren stood aside to let a jolly looking woman step on the top stair.  It carried her down into the darkness.  He waited.  When no screams of torment emerged he decided to risk it.</p>
<p>He lowered one foot onto one of the stairs and felt his legs pulled apart without warning.  He clutched the railing, intending to step back onto solid ground, but it also pulled him forward.  No use fighting it.</p>
<p>The stairs deposited him into some sort of eatery.  All manner of foods sat out on display.  People here just walked up and took what they wanted, filling plate after plate.  Could he just stroll in and start eating?  He stepped toward the table but a large man with the head of a dog blocked his path.</p>
<p>&#8220;Aha,&#8221; Halren said.</p>
<p>&#8220;Aha?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I knew it.  What happens now?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Sir, I just need two gold coins before I can let you enter the buffet&#8221; The dog-faced man scratched behind his left ear.</p>
<p>Buffet?  &#8220;What does that get me exactly?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;All you can eat, sir.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh&#8230;  I don&#8217;t have any money on me.&#8221;  He leaned in close and whispered, &#8220;I&#8217;m dead.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Imagine that.  Did you arrive recently by any chance, sir?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes.  I just&#8211;&#8221;</p>
<p>Dog-face waved for him to stop.  &#8220;You should have some coin available to you via the Afterlife Tarot Mechanism.&#8221;</p>
<p>More gibberish.  &#8220;The what?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Do you have your identity tarot on you, sir?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;No, what&#8217;s&#8230;&#8221;  Halren stopped and dug into his belt pouch.  He pulled out the card he received from Rystus.  &#8220;You mean this thing?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yes.  Just place it in the slot on that big wooden chest over there.&#8221;  He pointed to a large worn chest near the entrance.</p>
<p>Halren walked over.  The chest came up to his waist.  He opened it and peered inside.  Empty.  He closed it and looked more closely.  He slid the tarot card into a small slot just above the brass clasp.  Something inside grabbed hold and pulled the card out of his grasp.  Perfect.  He peered into the slot hoping to see what type of creature lived inside, but it was too small and too dark.  He opened the chest again.</p>
<p>Immediately he slammed it shut, keeping the latch from locking again with his thumb.  He glanced over his shoulder at the dog-faced man.</p>
<p>&#8220;Everything all right, sir?&#8221;</p>
<p>Halren tried to smile.  &#8220;Oh, yes.  Just a moment.&#8221;  Again Halren raised the lid.  More coins than he could count glistened back at him.  He reached in, grabbed a handful, and shoved them into his pouch.  He let the lid fall shut and started back.</p>
<p>Dog-Face pointed at the chest.  &#8220;Don&#8217;t forget your tarot, sir.&#8221;</p>
<p>Halren looked down and grabbed the card which was now sticking part-way out of the slot.  He peeked into the chest again.  Empty once more.  Well, at least he had pocketed some extra.</p>
<p>He walked back to the dog-faced man and held out two coins.  &#8220;Here you go.&#8221;</p>
<p>The man took them and then licked Halren&#8217;s outstretched hand.  &#8220;Enjoy.&#8221;</p>
<p>Halren fought down the urge to wipe his hand on his sleeve and approached a long table covered with food.  More food than he had seen in his too short lifetime.  Total.  He picked up a platter.  Where to start?</p>
<p>&#8220;Don&#8217;t be shy.&#8221;</p>
<p>Halren looked up and fumbled the platter.  The woman smiled at him and his heart melted.  Halren immediately had the urge to write a song.  An ode to this woman&#8217;s beauty.  Her hair.  Her eyes.  Her smile.  Her tiny little dress.  The pale glow of her skin.  A goddess!  Not just any goddess.  Valestra, goddess of love.</p>
<p>In his younger days Halren spent a good deal of time puzzling over the many images of Valestra.  No two were the same.  The color of her hair and eyes often differed, as did her build and height.  Even with the differences, everyone knew they represented the same being.  He never did find the common element that made it so obvious, but it was there.</p>
<p>Now here she stood, right before him, twirling her silky hair around her left index finger.  Halren, aware he had been staring openly, turned back to the food.</p>
<p>&#8220;You know, you can have whatever you want here.&#8221;  Valestra bit her lower lip.  &#8220;See anything that appeals to you?&#8221;</p>
<p>Halren tried to respond but his mind refused.  He could not remember the last time he felt nervous around a woman.  Usually they seemed nervous around him.  &#8220;Well, I uh&#8230;  The food, you mean?  I&#8217;ve never seen&#8230;  I&#8217;m famished.&#8221;  He grabbed a turkey leg and took a large bite.</p>
<p>Valestra gave a little pout and winked at Halren.  &#8220;Well then, once you&#8217;ve had your fill here, come and find me.&#8221;</p>
<p>Halren nodded, chewing rapidly.  His heart throbbed in his chest.  Surely she heard it.  &#8220;Oh.  Yes.&#8221;  He seemed to have forgotten how to speak in complete sentences.  He managed to muster a &#8220;Good&#8221; before she pressed a finger to his lips.</p>
<p>&#8220;Enjoy your food.&#8221;  She smiled and clasped his free hand.  &#8220;I&#8217;ll be waiting.&#8221;  She brushed up against him as she passed, sending a shiver up Halren&#8217;s spine.  Halren watched the stairs carry her up until she disappeared from view.</p>
<p>He glanced down at his hand and saw another strange tarot card.  This one with a turtle, and the symbols for forty and six.  What was this for?  He shrugged and stored it with the other card.</p></div>
<p><em>Tune in next week for another installment.</em></p>
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