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    <title>ALLIED  by Jeneane Sessum</title>
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    <description>Where I write about Loss, Love, Life, and other things, but not necessarily in that order.</description>
    <dc:date>2006-11-01T03:58:52Z</dc:date>
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    <title>Another cat blog?</title>
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    <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XuIAXy1EeV4" /&gt;&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XuIAXy1EeV4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;heere kitty kitty--don't forget your earmuffs. ;-)&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="color:#008;text-align:right;"&gt;&lt;small&gt;Tags: &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/cats"&gt;cats&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/rabbits"&gt;rabbits&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/bunnies"&gt;bunnies&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/animal"&gt;animal&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/wifi"&gt;wifi&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/internet"&gt;internet&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/tech"&gt;tech&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/gadgets"&gt;gadgets&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/engadget"&gt;engadget&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/web2.0"&gt;web2.0&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/nabaztag"&gt;nabaztag&lt;/a&gt; = &lt;em&gt;Powered by&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.qumana.com/"&gt;Qumana&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
    <dc:creator>Jeneane Sessum</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2006-11-07T22:18:52Z</dc:date>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XuIAXy1EeV4" /><br /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XuIAXy1EeV4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" /></object></p><br />heere kitty kitty--don't forget your earmuffs. ;-)<br /><p style="color:#008;text-align:right;"><small>Tags: <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/cats">cats</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/rabbits">rabbits</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/bunnies">bunnies</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/animal">animal</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/wifi">wifi</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/internet">internet</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/tech">tech</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/gadgets">gadgets</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/engadget">engadget</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/web2.0">web2.0</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/nabaztag">nabaztag</a> = <em>Powered by</em> <a href="http://www.qumana.com/">Qumana</a></small></p><br />]]></content:encoded>
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    <title>i didn't vote because politicians don't like puppies.</title>
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    <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;object height="350" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QNV_bOBfYSY" /&gt;&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QNV_bOBfYSY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;hat tip: &lt;a href="http://blogserver.thegoodblogs.com/blogvisit.php?blogid=342&amp;service=5&amp;site=35&amp;blogurl=roxanne.typepad.com%2Frantrave%2F2006%2F11%2Fdc_elections.html"&gt;rox&lt;/a&gt;.&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="color:#008;text-align:right;"&gt;&lt;small&gt;Tags: &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/election+day+strategies"&gt;election day strategies&lt;/a&gt; = &lt;em&gt;Powered by&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.qumana.com/"&gt;Qumana&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
    <dc:creator>Jeneane Sessum</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2006-11-07T21:09:13Z</dc:date>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QNV_bOBfYSY" /><br /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QNV_bOBfYSY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350" /></object></p><br />hat tip: <a href="http://blogserver.thegoodblogs.com/blogvisit.php?blogid=342&service=5&site=35&blogurl=roxanne.typepad.com%2Frantrave%2F2006%2F11%2Fdc_elections.html">rox</a>.<br /><p style="color:#008;text-align:right;"><small>Tags: <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/election+day+strategies">election day strategies</a> = <em>Powered by</em> <a href="http://www.qumana.com/">Qumana</a></small></p><br />]]></content:encoded>
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    <title>the speed of meme</title>
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    <description>&lt;p&gt;My friend Alec Saunders has&lt;a href="http://saunderslog.com/2006/11/07/creating-a-meme/"&gt; an interesting post about meme creation&lt;/a&gt;, which I'd really classify more as good-ways-of-structuring-our-world-and-how-they-catch-on, but maybe meme creation is a little easier to say. You think? Alec uses the Voice 2.0 moniker as an example and concludes that it doesn't take a whopping PR budget to create your own category in the wondermous wide world of the web.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&amp;quot;In 12 months time, we’ve managed to insert an idea, which now has apparently a ton of currency, into a very old industry.  We haven’t relied on large marketing budgets, or heavy lifting PR campaigns.  Instead, using just blogs and conversation...&amp;quot;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Amen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:6pt"&gt;(although if you have a large marketing or PR budget, &lt;a href="http://www.jsessum.com"&gt;call me&lt;/a&gt; at 678-294-0900.)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="color:#008;text-align:right;"&gt;&lt;small&gt;Tags: &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/marketing"&gt;marketing&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/PR"&gt;PR&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/meme"&gt;meme&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/blogging"&gt;blogging&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/internet"&gt;internet&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/tech"&gt;tech&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/web2.0"&gt;web2.0&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/meme+creation"&gt;meme creation&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/alec+saunders"&gt;alec saunders&lt;/a&gt; = &lt;em&gt;Powered by&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.qumana.com/"&gt;Qumana&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
    <dc:creator>Jeneane Sessum</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2006-11-07T20:56:24Z</dc:date>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My friend Alec Saunders has<a href="http://saunderslog.com/2006/11/07/creating-a-meme/"> an interesting post about meme creation</a>, which I'd really classify more as good-ways-of-structuring-our-world-and-how-they-catch-on, but maybe meme creation is a little easier to say. You think? Alec uses the Voice 2.0 moniker as an example and concludes that it doesn't take a whopping PR budget to create your own category in the wondermous wide world of the web.<br /><br /><strong><em>&quot;In 12 months time, we’ve managed to insert an idea, which now has apparently a ton of currency, into a very old industry.  We haven’t relied on large marketing budgets, or heavy lifting PR campaigns.  Instead, using just blogs and conversation...&quot;</em></strong><br /><br />Amen.<br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:6pt">(although if you have a large marketing or PR budget, <a href="http://www.jsessum.com">call me</a> at 678-294-0900.)</span></strong></p><br /><p style="color:#008;text-align:right;"><small>Tags: <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/marketing">marketing</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/PR">PR</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/meme">meme</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/blogging">blogging</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/internet">internet</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/tech">tech</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/web2.0">web2.0</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/meme+creation">meme creation</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/alec+saunders">alec saunders</a> = <em>Powered by</em> <a href="http://www.qumana.com/">Qumana</a></small></p><br />]]></content:encoded>
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    <title>Did I mention allied turned 5 on the 4th?</title>
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    <description>&lt;p&gt;that's like 67 in blog years. happy birthday to the class of 01!&lt;/p&gt;&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="color:#008;text-align:right;"&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;em&gt;Powered by&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.qumana.com/"&gt;Qumana&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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    <dc:date>2006-11-07T10:29:14Z</dc:date>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that's like 67 in blog years. happy birthday to the class of 01!</p><br /><p style="color:#008;text-align:right;"><small><em>Powered by</em> <a href="http://www.qumana.com/">Qumana</a></small></p><br />]]></content:encoded>
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    <title>What Not to Do With Pictures: Part 1</title>
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    <description>&lt;p&gt;Have a particularly stressful decade, take lots of 35mm pictures, and never develop them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Save 12 canisters of film from that decade in various drawers and cubbies around the house..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Let your daughter talk you into rounding them up one day and taking them to Eckerds for 1-hour processing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Return 3 hours later with daughter to a stack of 11 (one roll bit the dust) packets of photos to look through.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stand at the counter and look at every one of them, every face frozen in time, every lost relationship manifest, every wound, every symbol in every corner of your world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Find one packet of baby pictures from a day in November when your nine-year-old daughter was just six weeks old.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Feel your usually painful uterus ache more.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Show the photomat lady: This is her then; This is her now--tada!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Spend $77.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="color:#008;text-align:right;"&gt;&lt;small&gt;Tags: &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/a+day+in+the+life"&gt;a day in the life&lt;/a&gt; = &lt;em&gt;Powered by&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.qumana.com/"&gt;Qumana&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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    <dc:date>2006-11-07T10:27:37Z</dc:date>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Have a particularly stressful decade, take lots of 35mm pictures, and never develop them.<br /><br />Save 12 canisters of film from that decade in various drawers and cubbies around the house..<br /><br />Let your daughter talk you into rounding them up one day and taking them to Eckerds for 1-hour processing.<br /><br />Return 3 hours later with daughter to a stack of 11 (one roll bit the dust) packets of photos to look through.<br /><br />Stand at the counter and look at every one of them, every face frozen in time, every lost relationship manifest, every wound, every symbol in every corner of your world.<br /><br />Find one packet of baby pictures from a day in November when your nine-year-old daughter was just six weeks old.<br /><br />Feel your usually painful uterus ache more.<br /><br />Show the photomat lady: This is her then; This is her now--tada!<br /><br />Spend $77.<br /></p><br /><p style="color:#008;text-align:right;"><small>Tags: <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/a+day+in+the+life">a day in the life</a> = <em>Powered by</em> <a href="http://www.qumana.com/">Qumana</a></small></p><br />]]></content:encoded>
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    <title>speaking of asses...</title>
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    <description>&lt;p&gt;I'm going to try to get mine to the volleyball court on Tuesday evenings to see if i can move it around the court while my forearms knock the ball over the net. It's my friend's church's &amp;quot;old people's&amp;quot; league (over 35), which is good except that I am really quite competitive, whether I'm worth a damn or not, so I'll try to leave my best &lt;a href="http://images.google.com/images?q=john+mcenroe&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;lr=&amp;amp;safe=off&amp;amp;sa=X&amp;amp;oi=images&amp;amp;ct=title"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;john mcenroe&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt; (sans the racket) impressions at home. (operative word: try).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://www.tsn.ca/images/stories/20030602/McEnroe_64861.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="color:#008;text-align:right;"&gt;&lt;small&gt;Tags: &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/volley+ball"&gt;volley ball&lt;/a&gt; = &lt;em&gt;Powered by&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.qumana.com/"&gt;Qumana&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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    <dc:date>2006-11-05T06:06:25Z</dc:date>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I'm going to try to get mine to the volleyball court on Tuesday evenings to see if i can move it around the court while my forearms knock the ball over the net. It's my friend's church's &quot;old people's&quot; league (over 35), which is good except that I am really quite competitive, whether I'm worth a damn or not, so I'll try to leave my best <a href="http://images.google.com/images?q=john+mcenroe&amp;hl=en&amp;lr=&amp;safe=off&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=images&amp;ct=title"><strong>john mcenroe</strong></a> (sans the racket) impressions at home. (operative word: try).<br /><br /><img alt="" src="http://www.tsn.ca/images/stories/20030602/McEnroe_64861.jpg" /></p><br /><p style="color:#008;text-align:right;"><small>Tags: <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/volley+ball">volley ball</a> = <em>Powered by</em> <a href="http://www.qumana.com/">Qumana</a></small></p><br />]]></content:encoded>
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    <title>my nabaztag's ass is blinking...</title>
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    <description>&lt;p&gt;...hey, is that you sending &lt;a href="http://www.nabaztag.com/vl/action/NabMe.do?pseudo=hopup"&gt;me&lt;/a&gt; a message? you light up my ass!&lt;/p&gt;&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="color:#008;text-align:right;"&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;em&gt;Powered by&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.qumana.com/"&gt;Qumana&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
    <dc:creator>Jeneane Sessum</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2006-11-05T05:42:07Z</dc:date>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>...hey, is that you sending <a href="http://www.nabaztag.com/vl/action/NabMe.do?pseudo=hopup">me</a> a message? you light up my ass!</p><br /><p style="color:#008;text-align:right;"><small><em>Powered by</em> <a href="http://www.qumana.com/">Qumana</a></small></p><br />]]></content:encoded>
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    <title>did you hear the one about the gay preacher and the male prostitute?</title>
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    <description>&lt;p&gt;yeah, i thought so.&lt;/p&gt;&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="color:#008;text-align:right;"&gt;&lt;small&gt;Tags: &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/The+Reverend+Ted+Haggard"&gt;The Reverend Ted Haggard&lt;/a&gt; = &lt;em&gt;Powered by&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.qumana.com/"&gt;Qumana&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
    <dc:creator>Jeneane Sessum</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2006-11-05T05:40:45Z</dc:date>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>yeah, i thought so.</p><br /><p style="color:#008;text-align:right;"><small>Tags: <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/The+Reverend+Ted+Haggard">The Reverend Ted Haggard</a> = <em>Powered by</em> <a href="http://www.qumana.com/">Qumana</a></small></p><br />]]></content:encoded>
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    <title>i know i know i know!</title>
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    <description>&lt;p&gt;I already blew NaBloPoMo. Day friggin ONE I was out. How lame. Big &amp;quot;L&amp;quot; on the forehead for that one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I owe like 23 people something. this for you that for you this and that for you and you. I am sorry. My lameness precedes the items I owe each of you. I couldn't even make it two days in a damn blogging contest, so how quick do you think you'll be getting your deliverables? Goddam it's a good thing my clients like me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Listen, I owe my kid some quality time, without screaming, without halloween-sugar-high mania. I owe my family a little attention. I owe myself a weekend without sweating work. I'm taking it.&lt;/p&gt;&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="color:#008;text-align:right;"&gt;&lt;small&gt;Tags: &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/small+business"&gt;small business&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/timeclock"&gt;timeclock&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/weekends"&gt;weekends&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/death"&gt;death&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/taxes"&gt;taxes&lt;/a&gt; = &lt;em&gt;Powered by&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.qumana.com/"&gt;Qumana&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
    <dc:creator>Jeneane Sessum</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2006-11-05T05:38:59Z</dc:date>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I already blew NaBloPoMo. Day friggin ONE I was out. How lame. Big &quot;L&quot; on the forehead for that one.<br /><br />I owe like 23 people something. this for you that for you this and that for you and you. I am sorry. My lameness precedes the items I owe each of you. I couldn't even make it two days in a damn blogging contest, so how quick do you think you'll be getting your deliverables? Goddam it's a good thing my clients like me.<br /><br />Listen, I owe my kid some quality time, without screaming, without halloween-sugar-high mania. I owe my family a little attention. I owe myself a weekend without sweating work. I'm taking it.</p><br /><p style="color:#008;text-align:right;"><small>Tags: <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/small+business">small business</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/timeclock">timeclock</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/weekends">weekends</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/death">death</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/taxes">taxes</a> = <em>Powered by</em> <a href="http://www.qumana.com/">Qumana</a></small></p><br />]]></content:encoded>
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    <title>Jory Radiant Georgeous MARRIED!!</title>
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    <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.jorydesjardins.com/pause/2006/10/sick_of_seeing_.html#more"&gt;Does jory not look &lt;em&gt;stunning&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;em&gt;?&lt;/em&gt; Oh dear--all of these weddings and births and it isn't even summer!&lt;/p&gt;&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="color:#008;text-align:right;"&gt;&lt;small&gt;Tags: &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/jory+des+jardins"&gt;jory des jardins&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/marriage"&gt;marriage&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/beauty"&gt;beauty&lt;/a&gt; = &lt;em&gt;Powered by&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.qumana.com/"&gt;Qumana&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
    <dc:creator>Jeneane Sessum</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2006-11-02T04:51:13Z</dc:date>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.jorydesjardins.com/pause/2006/10/sick_of_seeing_.html#more">Does jory not look <em>stunning</em></a><em>?</em> Oh dear--all of these weddings and births and it isn't even summer!</p><br /><p style="color:#008;text-align:right;"><small>Tags: <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/jory+des+jardins">jory des jardins</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/marriage">marriage</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/beauty">beauty</a> = <em>Powered by</em> <a href="http://www.qumana.com/">Qumana</a></small></p><br />]]></content:encoded>
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    <title>NaBloPoMo - Just Do It.</title>
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    <description>&lt;table&gt;	&lt;tr&gt;		&lt;!-- Your Description --&gt;		&lt;td style="vertical-align:top;"&gt;If &lt;a href="http://http://www.onechildleftbehind.com/2006/11/nablopomo.html"&gt;Brandon's in&lt;/a&gt;, I'm in.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://http://www.fussy.org/nablopomo.html"&gt;See freaktails&lt;/a&gt;, i mean details, here.&lt;/td&gt;		&lt;!-- The Image &amp; --&gt;		&lt;!-- Image Title, Uploaded by --&gt;		&lt;td style="padding-left:10px;vertical-align:top;"&gt;			&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/evehorizon/272884877/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.flickr.com/97/272884877_dc56565243_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;  			&lt;br /&gt;				&lt;span style="font-size: 90%; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;			&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/evehorizon/272884877/"&gt;nablopomo&lt;/a&gt;			&lt;br /&gt;			Originally uploaded by 			&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/evehorizon/"&gt;evehorizon&lt;/a&gt;.			&lt;/span&gt;		&lt;/td&gt;	&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;</description>
    <dc:creator>Jeneane Sessum</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2006-11-02T04:48:20Z</dc:date>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<table>	<tr>		<!-- Your Description -->		<td style="vertical-align:top;">If <a href="http://http://www.onechildleftbehind.com/2006/11/nablopomo.html">Brandon's in</a>, I'm in.<br /><br /><a href="http://http://www.fussy.org/nablopomo.html">See freaktails</a>, i mean details, here.</td>		<!-- The Image & -->		<!-- Image Title, Uploaded by -->		<td style="padding-left:10px;vertical-align:top;">			<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/evehorizon/272884877/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://static.flickr.com/97/272884877_dc56565243_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;"></a>  			<br />				<span style="font-size: 90%; margin-top: 0px;">			<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/evehorizon/272884877/">nablopomo</a>			<br />			Originally uploaded by 			<a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/evehorizon/">evehorizon</a>.			</span>		</td>	</tr></table>]]></content:encoded>
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    <title>Damn you spam!</title>
    <link>http://allied.blogspot.com/2006/11/damn-you-spam.html</link>
    <description>&lt;p&gt;You keep it up and I'll &lt;a href="http://www.recipesource.com/main-dishes/meat/pork/spam/00/rec0001.html"&gt;eat you for dinner&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="color:#008;text-align:right;"&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;em&gt;Powered by&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.qumana.com/"&gt;Qumana&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&#xD;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
    <dc:creator>Jeneane Sessum</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2006-11-01T21:29:28Z</dc:date>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You keep it up and I'll <a href="http://www.recipesource.com/main-dishes/meat/pork/spam/00/rec0001.html">eat you for dinner</a>!</p><br /><p style="color:#008;text-align:right;"><small><em>Powered by</em> <a href="http://www.qumana.com/">Qumana</a></small></p><br />]]></content:encoded>
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    <title>The Arrington Economy</title>
    <link>http://allied.blogspot.com/2006/11/arrington-economy.html</link>
    <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;"Some people seem to think that I either need to shut down TechCrunch, or stop investing. Here’s my answer: No."&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.techcrunch.com"&gt;TechCrunch&lt;/a&gt; seems to be down--I won't speculate whether that's because of a technical glitch or a temper glitch--but the words above are from &lt;a href="http://www.crunchnotes.com/?p=300"&gt;Mike Arrington's post at CrunchNotes &lt;/a&gt;responding to all of the discussion lately over Mike, his site, his views, his mouth, and his business practices.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Of all the words in his post--some that make me want to pull out my own hair out--I like this sentence. As everyone knows, Mike has every right to run his business and his site how he likes. And as everyone knows, folks have every right to: poke fun, slam, love, hate, admire, envy, diss or ignore TechCrunch. Advertisers have the right to invest their money there or not.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That's why Mike's "No" is an appropriate response. Although I'm not sure the entire issue is the Federal Case Mike's interpreting it as. Mike doesn't shy away from controversy, so why does this last round of flack for his processes and views have him on the defensive? There's got to be something more. And that something must have to do with money, because everything does.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whatever the deal is, and even though Mike pisses me off when he's oblivious to his own ego, I hope he gets back to the site soon and keeps doing what he's doing because TechCrunch is an important part of both the online tech food chain and the social structure of the blogosphere. Whatever you think of Mike, that's the case. I read TechCrunch every day. Even when I get pissed at Mike's mouth, I still read it. I enjoy the rise that he gets out of me. I usually also post about what I agree with and what I don't care for--and I'm usually NOT careful about NOT offending the folks at TechCrunch even though I and MY BUSINESS are part of the Arrington Economy. Because once I start caving to that, I lose credibility. And I'm not mainstream, so my voice is all I have.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The thing Mike doesn't understand as he slams mainstream media is that TechCrunch is under fire because TechCrunch has gone mainstream by blogworld standards. Once you have gained 13,000 inbound links and are being beamed out to every conceivable device and delivery channel, and once you have a business model and revenue stream dependent on the broadcast of your content across all of those channels, then you have become mainstream. You can jump up and down about not being mainstream and how you're not mainstream because you're happily biased. But you are broadcasting. Period. And a few responses to reader comments doesn't change that fact.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Is this a bad thing? Not necessarily. But it does mean that you're not going anywhere anytime soon. You are entrenched and hard coded. No sit-in or protest or number of insults can take you down. You are in power.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just as Mike believes his work helps gives mainstream media a reality check, he has to understand that that same dynamic is in play with his site and the people who criticize him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's one thing to know this because it's common sense, and it's another thing to know it when you're in the hot seat. I would imagine it's also harder to parse it when friends and people you respect are among those checking-and-balancing your ass as they light coals under your feet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So all of this is my uneducated read on what's going on. Some people may think Mike's power is dangerous enough to try to run him out of town. Unless you run Technorati and Google out of town too, you're not going to run Mike out of town because link loyalty online is even more difficult to change than customer behavior offline.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mike may want us to stop ranting and criticizing how he conducts his business and what he rants about. That's probably not going to happen. We may want him to behave more this way or that way. That's not going to happen either. Which essentially means that all's well with the net.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just wish he'd stop sounding like Dave Winer has taken residence in his left ear.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 136); text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;small&gt;Tags: &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/mike+arrington"&gt;mike arrington&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/techcrunch"&gt;techcrunch&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/crunchnotes"&gt;crunchnotes&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/blogging"&gt;blogging&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/advertising"&gt;advertising&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/business"&gt;business&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/tech"&gt;tech&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/web2.0"&gt;web2.0&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/ethics"&gt;ethics&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/transparency"&gt;transparency&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/technorati"&gt;technorati&lt;/a&gt; = &lt;em&gt;Powered by&lt;/em&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.qumana.com/"&gt;Qumana&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
    <dc:creator>Jeneane Sessum</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2006-11-01T14:11:00Z</dc:date>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>"Some people seem to think that I either need to shut down TechCrunch, or stop investing. Here’s my answer: No."</strong><br /><br /><a href="http://www.techcrunch.com">TechCrunch</a> seems to be down--I won't speculate whether that's because of a technical glitch or a temper glitch--but the words above are from <a href="http://www.crunchnotes.com/?p=300">Mike Arrington's post at CrunchNotes </a>responding to all of the discussion lately over Mike, his site, his views, his mouth, and his business practices.<br /><br />Of all the words in his post--some that make me want to pull out my own hair out--I like this sentence. As everyone knows, Mike has every right to run his business and his site how he likes. And as everyone knows, folks have every right to: poke fun, slam, love, hate, admire, envy, diss or ignore TechCrunch. Advertisers have the right to invest their money there or not.<br /><br />That's why Mike's "No" is an appropriate response. Although I'm not sure the entire issue is the Federal Case Mike's interpreting it as. Mike doesn't shy away from controversy, so why does this last round of flack for his processes and views have him on the defensive? There's got to be something more. And that something must have to do with money, because everything does.<br /><br />Whatever the deal is, and even though Mike pisses me off when he's oblivious to his own ego, I hope he gets back to the site soon and keeps doing what he's doing because TechCrunch is an important part of both the online tech food chain and the social structure of the blogosphere. Whatever you think of Mike, that's the case. I read TechCrunch every day. Even when I get pissed at Mike's mouth, I still read it. I enjoy the rise that he gets out of me. I usually also post about what I agree with and what I don't care for--and I'm usually NOT careful about NOT offending the folks at TechCrunch even though I and MY BUSINESS are part of the Arrington Economy. Because once I start caving to that, I lose credibility. And I'm not mainstream, so my voice is all I have.<br /><br />The thing Mike doesn't understand as he slams mainstream media is that TechCrunch is under fire because TechCrunch has gone mainstream by blogworld standards. Once you have gained 13,000 inbound links and are being beamed out to every conceivable device and delivery channel, and once you have a business model and revenue stream dependent on the broadcast of your content across all of those channels, then you have become mainstream. You can jump up and down about not being mainstream and how you're not mainstream because you're happily biased. But you are broadcasting. Period. And a few responses to reader comments doesn't change that fact.<br /><br />Is this a bad thing? Not necessarily. But it does mean that you're not going anywhere anytime soon. You are entrenched and hard coded. No sit-in or protest or number of insults can take you down. You are in power.<br /><br />Just as Mike believes his work helps gives mainstream media a reality check, he has to understand that that same dynamic is in play with his site and the people who criticize him.<br /><br />It's one thing to know this because it's common sense, and it's another thing to know it when you're in the hot seat. I would imagine it's also harder to parse it when friends and people you respect are among those checking-and-balancing your ass as they light coals under your feet.<br /><br />So all of this is my uneducated read on what's going on. Some people may think Mike's power is dangerous enough to try to run him out of town. Unless you run Technorati and Google out of town too, you're not going to run Mike out of town because link loyalty online is even more difficult to change than customer behavior offline.<br /><br />Mike may want us to stop ranting and criticizing how he conducts his business and what he rants about. That's probably not going to happen. We may want him to behave more this way or that way. That's not going to happen either. Which essentially means that all's well with the net.<br /><br />I just wish he'd stop sounding like Dave Winer has taken residence in his left ear.<br /></p><br /><p style="color: rgb(0, 0, 136); text-align: right;"><small>Tags: <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/mike+arrington">mike arrington</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/techcrunch">techcrunch</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/crunchnotes">crunchnotes</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/blogging">blogging</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/advertising">advertising</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/business">business</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/tech">tech</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/web2.0">web2.0</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/ethics">ethics</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/transparency">transparency</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/technorati">technorati</a> = <em>Powered by</em> <a href="http://www.qumana.com/">Qumana</a></small></p>]]></content:encoded>
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    <title>the life and death of coco.</title>
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    <description>The last two years of this blog have been peppered with stories about Jenna's mother hamster, &lt;a href="http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient-ff&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;amp;rlz=1B2GGGL_enUS176&amp;q=site:allied.blogspot.com+coco"&gt;CoCo&lt;/a&gt;. Who could forget? She ate her babies. She had more babies. She didn't eat those babies. She ran away. She stayed away. She lived under the stove. She came back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://allied.blogspot.com/images/coco.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The past six months in her new cage have been peaceful and uneventful ones for CoCo as we finally foiled her escape tactics. No more finding her in the laundry. No more kitchen capers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tonight after sorting Halloween candy, once jenna was asleep, I was posting the pictures in the post below when george said, "Are you sure coco's still alive?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I said, "I think so--I gave them food and water two days ago. The boys' food dishes and water bottles were empty, but I didn't check her because she still had a full dish of foo...... oh shit."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I've been smelling something all day--I figured it was the cages."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Downstairs I went. I hadn't quite reached the living room when he said, "Oh yeah. She's dead."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I walked into the room, George was spraying air freshener. He was doing a mock commercial: "This air freshener works so well you won't even know there's a dead animal in the house!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The rest was pretty much:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me saying, "Well what are we going to do with it--Jenna's asleep."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Him saying, "It's garbage night."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me saying, "Good, I'll dig a hole and fill it in, you bag her up. I'll show Jenna the grave--she doesn't have to know CoCo's not in it."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;George saying, "I don't know--that' kind of weird. We can tell her it was garbage night--or we can save it for her, but a fake grave? That's just strange."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Me saying, "Save it for her?! I don't want her to smell that thing!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Him saying, "We could double bag it. Ziplocks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By now he's taken the cage out front, and he has to go get soy milk and cat food at Kroger--which is where he was headed when the discovery was made--because the cats are hungry and we're out of cat food.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Insert your own joke.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We did.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In the end we decided to bury the &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;actual &lt;/span&gt;CoCo in a box in a shallow grave that I'll show jenna in the morning. I have a little statue with the word "peaceful" on it she can put there too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I was saving it for the four boxes of dog ashes we still haven't sprinkled in our 22 years together. But I guess the dogs will have to wait. They're used to it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CoCo lived an interesting two years and made our living room (and kitchen, and laundry room) a little a more fun for having her there. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;RIP CoCo.</description>
    <dc:creator>Jeneane Sessum</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2006-11-01T04:01:00Z</dc:date>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[The last two years of this blog have been peppered with stories about Jenna's mother hamster, <a href="http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&amp;rlz=1B2GGGL_enUS176&q=site:allied.blogspot.com+coco">CoCo</a>. Who could forget? She ate her babies. She had more babies. She didn't eat those babies. She ran away. She stayed away. She lived under the stove. She came back.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://allied.blogspot.com/images/coco.JPG" /></center><br />The past six months in her new cage have been peaceful and uneventful ones for CoCo as we finally foiled her escape tactics. No more finding her in the laundry. No more kitchen capers.<br /><br />Tonight after sorting Halloween candy, once jenna was asleep, I was posting the pictures in the post below when george said, "Are you sure coco's still alive?"<br /><br />I said, "I think so--I gave them food and water two days ago. The boys' food dishes and water bottles were empty, but I didn't check her because she still had a full dish of foo...... oh shit."<br /><br />"I've been smelling something all day--I figured it was the cages."<br /><br />Downstairs I went. I hadn't quite reached the living room when he said, "Oh yeah. She's dead."<br /><br />When I walked into the room, George was spraying air freshener. He was doing a mock commercial: "This air freshener works so well you won't even know there's a dead animal in the house!"<br /><br />The rest was pretty much:<br /><br />Me saying, "Well what are we going to do with it--Jenna's asleep."<br /><br />Him saying, "It's garbage night."<br /><br />Me saying, "Good, I'll dig a hole and fill it in, you bag her up. I'll show Jenna the grave--she doesn't have to know CoCo's not in it."<br /><br />George saying, "I don't know--that' kind of weird. We can tell her it was garbage night--or we can save it for her, but a fake grave? That's just strange."<br /><br />Me saying, "Save it for her?! I don't want her to smell that thing!"<br /><br />Him saying, "We could double bag it. Ziplocks.<br /><br />By now he's taken the cage out front, and he has to go get soy milk and cat food at Kroger--which is where he was headed when the discovery was made--because the cats are hungry and we're out of cat food.<br /><br />Insert your own joke.<br /><br />We did.<br /><br />In the end we decided to bury the <span style="font-style: italic;">actual </span>CoCo in a box in a shallow grave that I'll show jenna in the morning. I have a little statue with the word "peaceful" on it she can put there too.<br /><br />I was saving it for the four boxes of dog ashes we still haven't sprinkled in our 22 years together. But I guess the dogs will have to wait. They're used to it.<br /><br />CoCo lived an interesting two years and made our living room (and kitchen, and laundry room) a little a more fun for having her there. <br /><br />RIP CoCo.]]></content:encoded>
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    <dc:creator>Jeneane Sessum</dc:creator>
    <dc:date>2006-11-01T03:10:00Z</dc:date>
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