Funny Jokes

The Three Wishes With A Twist

Funny Jokes — Tue, 28 Nov 2023 08:24:06 +0000

An avid golfer, John was teeing off for a quick round when he noticed an unusual sight on the golf course – a frog sitting next to the first hole. Intrigued, he approached the frog and, to his surprise, the frog spoke. “Hey there! I’m a magical golf frog. Kiss me, and I’ll grant you […]

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Pavlov’s Dog And Schrödinger’s Cat

Funny Jokes — Wed, 15 Feb 2023 05:56:39 +0000

A man walks into a library and approaches the librarian. He asks, “Excuse me, do you have any books on Pavlov’s dog and Schrödinger’s cat?” The librarian thinks for a moment and replies, “It rings a bell, but I’m not sure if it’s here or not.” The man looks at the librarian, puzzled, and asks, […]

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Mischievous Polly The Parrot Strolls In To The Bar

Funny Jokes — Wed, 15 Feb 2023 05:33:20 +0000

A man walks into a bar with Polly the parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks at the man and says, “What’s with the parrot? You can’t bring pets in here!” The man replies, “Oh, he’s not just any parrot. He can talk and he’s actually really smart. He knows lots of jokes and can […]

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Duck-Billed Platypus: The Odd Child Genius

Funny Jokes — Tue, 14 Feb 2023 05:37:30 +0000

A teacher in a third-grade class asks her students to draw a picture of their favorite animal. After a few minutes, she looks at the drawings and sees that almost all of the kids have drawn a picture of a dog, cat, or horse. One student’s drawing catches her eye, however. It’s a picture of […]

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Pranks And Peanuts

Funny Jokes — Tue, 14 Feb 2023 05:30:18 +0000

One day, a man walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and the monkey starts jumping around the bar. The bartender asks the man what’s up with the monkey and the man explains that his pet monkey loves to play pranks. The bartender thinks it’s amusing and decides to play […]

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When You Park Your Motorbike In Someone’s Driveway

Funny Jokes — Sat, 22 Jun 2019 09:05:03 +0000

Worst Things In Life

Funny Jokes — Fri, 08 Mar 2019 06:14:21 +0000

One morning, a father was casually passing by his teenage son’s bedroom, when he was shocked to see that the bed was all made up and the room was all clean. Then he saw an envelope, placed on the pillow, which was addressed to the father. With a strong feeling that something wrong is about […]

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Optimism vs Pessimism vs Realism

Funny Jokes — Fri, 08 Mar 2019 04:36:49 +0000

There was an optimist who saw light at the end of the tunnel, and believed it was an exit. There was a pessimist who saw the light at the end of the tunnel, and believed it was a train approaching towards him. The train conductor saw two stupid guys, shocked and surprised, walking on the […]

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Surprise

Funny Jokes — Thu, 28 Feb 2019 04:34:07 +0000

A woman comes back home late at night, and so as to not disturb her sleeping husband, she quietly enter the bedroom. However, to her surprise, when she enters the bedroom, she sees male and female feet, peeking out from under the blanket. This really infuriated the woman. She reaches out for the baseball bat […]

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Peanuts For The Bus Driver

Funny Jokes — Tue, 26 Feb 2019 05:29:50 +0000

There once was an old granny who brought a bag full of peanuts, for the bus driver, every single day. The bus driver was indeed very thankful for the nice gesture. He really enjoyed the peanuts too. However, after few days he started feeling bad for the old granny. He told the lady, not to […]

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