Funny Jokes

What Husbands Need To Know?

Funny Jokes — Fri, 30 May 2008 05:06:33 +0000

A woman was walking down the street. Without warning, she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her bill fold, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it [...] No related posts.

First Day At Cab

Funny Jokes — Sun, 25 May 2008 05:01:13 +0000

During a ride in a taxicab, the rider touched the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. Upon the touch, the cab driver flinched, screamed, then went into a panic and almost wrecked the cab. Finally the driver got control and pulled to side of road. Still shaking, he turned to his rider [...] No related posts.

Woman Lies For A Good Reason

Funny Jokes — Thu, 22 May 2008 04:58:23 +0000

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “My dear child, why are you crying?” The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband [...] No related posts.

Polish Eye Test

Funny Jokes — Thu, 22 May 2008 04:52:19 +0000

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license. First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: ‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’ “Can you read this?” the optician asked. “Read it?” the Polish [...] No related posts.

Sperm Count For Old Man

Funny Jokes — Thu, 22 May 2008 04:42:09 +0000

A 85 year old man went to the Dr.’s office to get a sperm count.The Dr. gave him a jar and said, “Take this jar home and and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.” The next day the old man reappeared at the Dr.’s office and give him the jar, which was as clean and [...] No related posts.

Letter From Mom….With Love

Funny Jokes — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 17:21:50 +0000

Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved. I won’t be able to send you the address, as the [...] No related posts.