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The illusion →

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Is it safe park in here? →

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The stage of life →

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Teen age:

Have Time + Energy ... but No Money

Working age:

Have Money + Energy ... but No Time

Old age:

Have Time + Money ... but No Energy

HTML Jokes →

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Cool cable wiring →

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Do you know bird is a word? →

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p/s: freaking hilarious ... lol!!! ... the song from The Trashmen - Surfin Bird

He's toast →

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Squid Ink →

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Batman and Joker →

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Wasted cat →

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IE6 Sucks →

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p/s: found this ... very hilarious ... lol

Amazing zoom out →

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 01:41:00 +0000

p/s: really amazing and creative ...

Amputee-shirt →

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Calculator shamed →

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Mr. Bean →

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BRAIN TUMOR
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

DEATH OF HIS MOTHER
Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend : condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

Friend : what now?
Mr. Bean : my sister just called, her mom died too!

MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean : 9
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

The machine's or mine →

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:30:00 +0000

A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.

The Problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.

The child Should be in my custody. "

The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating... then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...

Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"

p/s: hmmmm ...

Defend Us →

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Cat's survey →

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3 Pesalah →

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 04:14:00 +0000

Tiga lelaki, seorang ahli falsafah.. seorang pakar matematik dan seorang pelawak ditangkap atas kesalahan mengendap itik buat projek…
Lalu hakim berkata.."kamu boleh menanyakan satu soalan kepada ku.. kalau aku dapat menjawab.. kamu akan ditahan
di penjara.. tapi kalau aku tidak dapat menjawab… kamu akan dibebaskan..

Ahli Falsafah mula berkata..
"Saya mahukan Yang Arif membawa sebuah buku falsafah yang lengkap dari Socrates.. Jika Yang
Arif berjaya membawanya.. saya rela dihukum…".

Lalu Hakim mengarahkan pekerjanya pergi mencari buku yang diperkatakan.. lalu buku itu di
berikan kepada ahli falsafah untuk di sahkan…
"Ya benar sekali ini lah bukunya yang Arif…"
Lalu Ahli Falsafah dipenjarakan…

Kemudian giliran pakar matematik mengajukan pertanyaan…
"Cuba jawab 1253*254-45557+(5454*25451) dalam masa 5 saat..".
Sambil menekan kalkulator dengan pantas.. Hakim memberikan jawapannya.. dan ternyata tepat..
Lalu Pakar Matematik pun dipenjarakan..

Giliran terakhir pergi kepada pelawak..
"Berikan saya sebuah kerusi yang mempunyai 7 lubang ditempat duduknya!". kata si pelawak..
Apabila kerusi disediakan.. pelawak itu duduk dan tiba-tiba melepaskan kentut yang kuat..
Lalu dia berdiri dan bertanya kepada Hakim..
"Yang Ariff.. dari lubang mana kentut saya tadi keluar?"

Setelah membelek kerusi dan melihat lubang yang berada tepat dibawah punggung si pelawak tadi..
hakim berkata…
"Kentut mu keluar dari lobang yang ketiga dari sebelah kanan ini..".

"Salah!!!" Sebenarnya kentut saya dari lubang punggungku ini !!!".
Pelawak itu kemudian dibebaskan.

Lawak Influenza →

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 00:50:00 +0000

p/s: lol ... influenza pun ada lawak gak ...

DiGi vs Celcom →

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 03:17:00 +0000

p/s: really funny ... actually, it's not really produced by neither of them ... lol

All You Zombies →

noreply@blogger.com (Admin) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 07:14:00 +0000

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p/s: smart one ...

Dating a gamer →

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p/s: just don't disturb them when they're playing the game ... =.=

Sending a message ... →

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Solution for zombie outbreak? →

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