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lets discuss this message i just received on the sneeze line

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 15:43:41 -0400

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lets discuss this message i just received on the sneeze line

Good morning honey Im brewing coffee for us.

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 13:46:53 -0400

thehappysmiler:

Good morning honey Im brewing coffee for us.

Photo

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 13:13:00 -0400

men who keep their shirts on while getting off but it’s pulled up past their chest so they can bite…

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 01:21:18 -0400

seraphrain:

men who keep their shirts on while getting off but it’s pulled up past their chest so they can bite down on the fabric deserve the world for that visual alone

coolsuggestion: can you feel me thinking of you?

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 01:02:08 -0400

coolsuggestion:

can you feel me thinking of you?

you ever cum so hard you feel a gear in your head click into place? i think i solved all equations

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 00:49:13 -0400

cottoncandylesbo:

you ever cum so hard you feel a gear in your head click into place? i think i solved all equations

Smiles serenely.

Fri, 05 Jun 2026 00:31:28 -0400

not100bees:

Smiles serenely.

slizzard: if you’re not silly fuck you

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 23:25:51 -0400

slizzard:

if you’re not silly fuck you

14k note nanami kiryuu post

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 23:25:13 -0400

metanarrates:

craving the intimacy of violence all by yourself queen?

❁── .✦

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 22:54:28 -0400

amaplaka:

ᥫ⊹ᥫ⊹ᥫ⊹

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 22:53:31 -0400

amaplaka:

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 22:47:47 -0400

smoqueen-deactivated20251108:

smoqueen-deactivated20251108:
im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it
i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

some intimacy and access to a skeleton army would go like crazy right now

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 22:42:15 -0400

moldavite:

some intimacy and access to a skeleton army would go like crazy right now

there’s a kind of bee called the bee hummingbird bee that weighs less than itself, but nobody has…

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 22:31:14 -0400

amazoogle:

considering going completely “hog wild” this Thursday evening. im weighing the pros and cons very carefully, using an intricate scale. its a specialized kind of scale that scientists use to measure the precise mass of abstract concepts, as well as some of the smallest baby birds in the world. there’s a species of hummingbird called the bee hummingbird. it’s so small that whoever was in charge of naming it got so confused & thought it was an insect for a second, but then they were like ohhh shit no wait a sec & tacked on the word “hummingbird” to the name. when these birds are freshly hatched, they weigh less than tenderness. and they’re over two times lighter than the Earth

there’s a kind of bee called the bee hummingbird bee that weighs less than itself, but nobody has discovered it yet

considering going completely “hog wild” this Thursday evening. im weighing the pros and cons very…

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 20:14:44 -0400

considering going completely “hog wild” this Thursday evening. im weighing the pros and cons very carefully, using an intricate scale. its a specialized kind of scale that scientists use to measure the precise mass of abstract concepts, as well as some of the smallest baby birds in the world. there’s a species of hummingbird called the bee hummingbird. it’s so small that whoever was in charge of naming it got so confused & thought it was an insect for a second, but then they were like ohhh shit no wait a sec & tacked on the word “hummingbird” to the name. when these birds are freshly hatched, they weigh less than tenderness. and they’re over two times lighter than the Earth

i love leaving linesman pliers up inside of the ceiling. eventually every ceiling in every building…

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 19:02:37 -0400

i love leaving linesman pliers up inside of the ceiling. eventually every ceiling in every building will have a pair of linesman pliers in it, just waiting for me. and then i will be able to stop buying new pairs. good way to save money, that’ll be

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 16:23:19 -0400

krasnoarmeyets:

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

Tardigrade corn maze at Treinen Farm in Wisconsin.

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 16:20:16 -0400

rolypolypellmell:

Tardigrade corn maze at Treinen Farm in Wisconsin.

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 16:18:42 -0400

dogpuppy:

meow meow meow meow

Thu, 04 Jun 2026 15:46:30 -0400

wyrmcat:

amazoogle:
meow meow meow meow
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