American Retired Seniors

TIME GETS BETTER WITH AGE

From age 5 to age 92, I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.

Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South

'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain' t niver seed nobody do it!'

AARP: Unemployment For Older Americans Surged 331 Percent

From January 2000 through December 2009, the total number of unemployed individuals 55 and older rose from 490,000 to 2,114,000.

AND THEY ASK, WHY DO I LIKE RETIREMENT

WHEN IS A RETIREE'S BEDTIME? THREE HOURS AFTER HE FALLS ASLEEP ON THE COUCH.

5 Minute Management Course for Seniors

Humorous management courses for Seniors

That is How the Fight Got Started

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a scale.

Dress Code for the Aging

Older folks should not wear a belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar.

Health Care Reform Plan Unveiled by Nancy Pelosi

The bill includes a version of the 'public option' preferred by moderates and raises Medicaid eligibility levels to 150 percent of the federal poverty level for all adults.

Children in Church

A Sunday School teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

AARP Delivers Health Care Reform ‘Message in a Bottle’

AARP volunteers took to the streets to get the public the facts, distributing information debunking the most common health care reform myths.

The 2010 Census, What You Should Know

Census questionnaires will be mailed or delivered to every household in the United States in March 2010. The U.S. Census is mandated by the Constitution (Article 1, Section 2).

Seniors Need Health Care Reform Like Medicare and Social Security

Presidents Roosevelt, Kennedy, Johnson fought to ensure the implementation and security of Medicare and Social Security, even as Republicans have spent decades trying to eliminate them.

Are America’s Seniors Turning Their Backs on the Next Generation

The ‘Greatest Generation’ is being duped by main street media and the health insurance industry in opposing health care reform.

Credit Card Reform Act Starts This Week

Paying down credit balances is never easy, and it's even more difficult in the midst of a recession. But it's your only way out even with Credit Card Reform

Refuting Charges Against Health Care Reform

Separating fact from fiction, the people we meet on day to day bases who listen to talk radio have been filled with untruths about the current proposed Health Care Legislation HR 3200.