American Zero Podcast

AZ165: Ghostbusters Reboot, Penis Chopped Off Twice, and Ted 2

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Tue, 03 Feb 2015 06:16:14 +0000

This week Steve is back and as always we play Marry, F*ck, Kill. We also discuss a guy getting his penis chopped off twice, Murray hates on the Ghostbusters Reboot and we give our opinions on the Ted 2 Trailer. We also touch on the possible Indiana Jones reboot, Wes gets calls from Direct TV and more. Tell your friends Subscribe on Itunes, stream on Stitcher, Follow on Twitter and Facebook.

AZ164: Muscle Women, Deflategate, and Boyhood

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 06:11:39 +0000

Come celebrate the return of the one and only Adam. We review Boyhood, discuss American Sniper, and get Adams take on A Walk Among the Tombstones. We also discuss deflate gate, learn of Murrays love of chiseled chested women. We take a call from Steve and our number one fan Josh. Episode 164 available now on iTunes and Stitcher. TELL YOUR FRIENDS!

AZ163: Colorado High, Trivia Crack, and Gone Girl

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Mon, 19 Jan 2015 04:14:07 +0000

Darrel tells of his adventures in Colorado. We all discuss playing Trivia Crack and we review the movie Gone Girl.

AZ40: (Rerelease) Zombie issues, Americas Got Talent, and Silver Bullet

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Mon, 12 Jan 2015 00:17:06 +0000

We talk about everything from zombies to Americas Got Talent. We also review the film Silver Bullet starring the late great Corey Haim. So get your bath salts out (or don't for legal reasons) and get your podcast on! American Zero Podcast available on iTunes, Stitcher, and Facebook.

AZ162: Going to Jail, 2014 favorites, and more

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Mon, 05 Jan 2015 05:10:15 +0000

This week we bring back Steve s o he can tell of his adventures in jail. We also discuss some of our favorite things from 2014 and play a game of marry, f*ck, kill.

AZ161: North Korea, The Hobbit, and Facebook

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Sat, 27 Dec 2014 03:24:47 +0000

Wes discovers he is a better mail man when not listening to Taylor Swift. Darrel reviews the new Hobbit Movie, Murray reviews Tusk, and hate on 3D. We also discuss a teacher putting 11 kids in her car with 2 in the trunk, North Korea hacking Sony, and Darrel has issues with people on Facebook.

American Zero Hits Vol 2

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Mon, 22 Dec 2014 00:45:38 +0000

Join us as we explore our hits with some of the best parts of the American Zero Podcast. Terrible Bane impressions, drunken discussions, and terrible jokes are plenty. So listen up and have fun!

AZ160: Sons of Anarchy Finale, Greasy Chili, and Online Class

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 12 Dec 2014 07:08:37 +0000

Travis makes his podcast debut in order to defend his Chili. We discuss the finale of Sons of Anarchy, review Nightcrawler, Fury, and discuss Dorito crusted pizza. We also touch on pork chops in space, baby sitting ISIS, and taking speech online.

AZ159: Sons of Anarchy, Star Wars, Slipknot

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 05 Dec 2014 14:33:12 +0000

This week Darrel returns with a review of The Hunger Games MockingJay and discusses the Korn/Slipknot concert with Murray. Wes has issues with nerds getting upset over the new Star Wars trailer. We also review the Babadook, discuss the end of Sons of Anarchy, The Walking Dead, and so much more. Rate, comment, and subscribe on iTunes. Stream us Mondays on RadioFubar, and follow on Facebook and twitter.

American Zero Hits Vol 1

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Sun, 30 Nov 2014 02:35:20 +0000

This weeks episode is made up from a few conversations from our past episodes. Just a smalll sample from our show and we have much more to come!

AZ158: Interstellar, Quiting ISIS, and Black Friday Campers

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 21 Nov 2014 08:28:32 +0000

Wes reviews Interstellar, we discuss special effects on tv being terrible, and Murray eats more whole grain. A guy on fire asks for a glass of water, people want to quit ISIS, and issues with black Friday campers.

AZ157: Kim Kardashian photos, Sons of Anarchy, and The KKK

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 14 Nov 2014 15:30:35 +0000

Murray has issues with Kim Kardashians new pictures, theres a new and improved KKK, and we talk tv. We discuss our issues with Gotham, and the latest episode of Sons of Anarchy. A teen gets caught masturbating in Walmart, Murray wants to see celebrity penis, and more!

AZ156: Goth Tacos, Time Travel Mail

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 07 Nov 2014 06:28:38 +0000

Wes travels through time to deliver mail, goth taco stores, and watching a guy fail at his bunny hop. Armored car loses a bag of money, people putting metal in candy, and we discuss chili made by our friend Travis. Episode 156 available on iTunes, Stitcher and you can stream it every monday on radiofubar.com along with tons of other great shows. Check it out!

AZ155: Overrated Scary Movies, Drunk Friends, Multiple DWI

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 31 Oct 2014 06:20:57 +0000

This week we discuss a little league football team getting fined 500 dollars. We discuss a girl stealing deep throat desensitizing spray, share stories of our drunk friends and we list off Horror movies we thing are overrated.

AZ154: High School Reunions, Sports, and a Civil Relationship

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Sat, 25 Oct 2014 19:33:03 +0000

We do terrible impressions, complain about sports, and our fifteen year high school reunion. Murray is in a civil relationship, woman gets stuck in chimney of a man she met online, and Gremlins makes no sense. Wes watches Friday the 13th, Murray complains about soccer and so much more!

AZ153: Walking Dead, Phys-Ed Class Online, and Ebola

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 17 Oct 2014 05:37:51 +0000

The Walking Dead premiere, Sons of Anarchy and more. Wes accuses Murray of always going against the grain, Ebola hiding in your testicles, and clowns with machetes. A man admits to making love to 700 plus cars, we discuss catching mice, and we ask the hard question of would you rather be a werewolf or a vampire. Hulk dick, Lost Boys, bj's at the doctor, this episode has it all.

AZ152: Dwarf Stripper, Lamp Dancer Arrest, and Subway Condoms

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Mon, 13 Oct 2014 04:49:13 +0000

This week we discuss everything from Taken 3 to people leaving condoms on subway railings. Miami Dolphins player Derrick Shelby needs meds after "raw dogging" a stripper, a women gets pregnant by a dwarf stripper, and we hate on frisbee golf. Wes has issues with people comparing Topeka to Detroit and so much more!

AZ151: Ludacris Child Support, The Situation in tax trouble, and Disney Sued

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 03 Oct 2014 05:27:38 +0000

This week we share some of our favorite moments at live wrestling shows. A woman has decided that the movie Frozen is ripping off her autobiography, we discuss our hair and the train wreck Murray's hair is becoming. A discussion on Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino turns into conversation about rappers not paying their taxes and ironically being huge fans of Al Capone. Ludacris tries to get out of high child support payments, Murray looks up weird porn, and a news anchor uses the saying "anyway you slice" when referring to a beheading.

AZ150: Joining ISIS to Kill a Cop, Daycare Fight Club, and Hating the Homeless

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 26 Sep 2014 08:16:04 +0000

This week Murray has ridiculous dreams, Darrel breaks his chair, and Wes has problems taking Waka FLocka Flame seriously because of his ridiculous name. People believe the Professor from Gilligans Island is the Zodiac Killer, Wes finally reviews Neighbors, and Murray brings makes a point about people hating The Lone Ranger for no good reason. We also discuss Mama June and Sugar Bear getting a divorce, Murray hates on a homeless guy and his inability to keep a beat. We then go on to create a fictitious band that the homeless person and a hippy put together. Murray gets pissed about video game prices, a man threatens to kill a cop after joining ISIS, and Wes gets irritated with people rubbing his fantasy football losses in his face. We also touch on Daycare fight Clubs, the NFL falling apart, and so much more. American Zero Episode 150 available on Itunes, Stitcher and more. Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and visit us at azeropodcast.com

AZ149: Adrian Peterson, Bathroom Shyness, Genitals on Pizza, and Passing a Drug Test

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 19 Sep 2014 05:37:10 +0000

Wes and Murray share their ridiculous dreams, discuss passing a drug test, and we give our opinions on Adrian Petersons child abuse charges. A woman steals a motorized shopping cart from Walmart, a guy rubs his genitals on a pizza, and Murray reviews the movie As Above, So Below. We also share our inability to poop when another person is in the next stall.

AZ148: First Bad Review, Sleep Waking Off a Cliff, Iphone 6, and Fantasy Football

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 12 Sep 2014 03:58:13 +0000

We get our first bad review, discuss sleep walking off a cliff, and everyone being coked out on the set of Basic Instinct. We also discuss the weed bucket challenge, Murray has issues with people waiting in line for the new Iphone and people complaining about dress codes at Walmart. Wes discusses fantasy football and complains about ghost videos, plus so much more.

AZ147: Nude Leaks, Strip Clubs, Decapitating Chickens, and Racist Clowns

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 05 Sep 2014 03:54:36 +0000

This week we discuss strip club stories, nude celebrity leaks, and loud bars. A police chief decapitates a pet chicken, Murray absolutely cant do anything on the fly, and cops assume a couple are committing incest. We also touch racist clowns, walking through topeka naked, and more.

AZ146: Amazing Spiderman 2, Television show finales, and Steven Hawking at the strip club

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 29 Aug 2014 13:49:08 +0000

Steven Hawking going to a strip club, people that are not really dead, and television show endings. We review Amazing Spiderman 2, Olympic destination not being ready, Suge Knight gets shot and the best SNL cast members.

AZ145: Ice Bucket Challenge, Birds Bursting into Flames, and One Armed Pilots

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 22 Aug 2014 03:35:28 +0000

This week we discuss birds bursting into flames, one armed athletes, Wes has car issues. We also hate on the ice bucket challenge, a guy collecting penises, and the Yahoo movies top ten bastard boyfriends in movies.

AZ144: Robin Williams, Drunk Teachers, Vibrator Death, and Hookers

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 15 Aug 2014 03:36:41 +0000

Adam returns and discusses homeless guys trying to get money from his wife. We also discuss getting over charged for an inmate calling us, hookers, and death from a stuck vibrator. We also touch on drunk teachers, meth-heads stealing copper, and we discuss the death of Robin Williams. Check out azeropodcast.com. Subscribe on itunes, follow on twitter, and like on facebook.

AZ143: Guardians of the Galaxy, Stealing Snakes, Bigfoot, and our new website

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 08 Aug 2014 05:28:08 +0000

This week we go old school with just Wes and Murray. Rednecks honking at each other, stealing a snake, and Murray hopes Beiber dies. We announce our website, shamelessly plug our Amazon adds, discuss weird diseases, and review Guardians of the Galaxy.

AZ142: Tricked into Watching Porn, Kicked Out of Softball, and Movie Reviews

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 01 Aug 2014 02:23:48 +0000

Wes tricks friends into watching porn, text messages from Satan, and struck by lightning while masturbating. sex toy stuck inside woman for years, Murray hates shirts with attitude, and Darrel gets kicked out of a softball game. We review Noah, The Purge, and discuss so much more. Like on Facebook, follow on Twitter. Leave a review and tell a friend!

AZ141: Marijuana Lube, Beer Can Sex, and Giant Snakes

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 25 Jul 2014 14:45:39 +0000

This week we talk movies, television and even come up with our own baseball movie. We discuss giant snakes on the loose, sex with a beer can, and Marijuana lube. Mummified body gets mistaken for dummy, people crying on facebook and more. Like us on Facebook, follow us on twitter, and subscribe on Itunes.

AZ140: Tricked into Gay Sex, MFK, Trolling, and Shot at Taco Bell

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 18 Jul 2014 05:17:01 +0000

Hatred of the local fiesta, tricking friend into gay sex, and getting shot by a BB gun at Taco Bell. Steve is here so we play MFK as always, we also discuss amoebas eating your eyes and brains. North Korea at the world cup, scamming Dairy Queen, and trolling people. Like us on Facebook, follow us on twitter, leave a review and subscribe on Itunes

AZ139: Transformers, hearts ripped out, True Blood, and Kat Williams

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 11 Jul 2014 03:55:56 +0000

Wes makes a friend at Subway, we discuss true blood, and Fargo. Darrel reviews Transformers, Kat Williams is still crazy, thousands of dollars for a potato salad, and people are polluting to protest Obama.

AZ138: Arresting celebrities, sperm donation machines, weed at Sonic, and more

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Tue, 01 Jul 2014 05:47:42 +0000

This episode we bring back Steve for a game of MFK and yes it gets ridiculous. We discuss dropping mail bombs, machines to help sperm donations, and we make Jesus out to be a jerk. A women gets weed with her Sonic meal, Shia Labeouf and pulling over celebrities. Tell your friends, subscribe on Itunes and leave a review. Follow on Twitter and like us on Facebook.

AZ137: 22 Jump street, road rage, Melissa McCarthy hatred, and possession

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 27 Jun 2014 05:08:35 +0000

This week we review 22 Jump street, hate on Melissa McCarthy, and discuss the first time we actually ejaculated. Inception possibly stolen from a Donald Duck comic book, people getting possessed, and road rage. American Zero available on Itunes, Stitcher and Blubrry. Subscribe and leave a review today. Follow on twitter and like on Facebook.

AZ136: Over the top soccer, seniors getting naked, and Super Smash Bros nerds

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 20 Jun 2014 06:24:06 +0000

Soccer is over the top, nerds line up to play Super Smash Brothers, and Darrel gets angry at bikers. We also touch on Snakes in a couch, Darrels tats, Seniors getting frisky and Murray being a black Friday rebel.

AZ135: Wild nose hair, X-men, cops getting laid, and Mr. T cereal

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Thu, 05 Jun 2014 11:53:14 +0000

American Zero Episode 135 available now! Join us as we discuss ridiculous nose hair, Mr. T cereal tastes like a buff black guy, and we review the new X-men movie. We argue over whether a cop would get laid for saving a junkie or not, Murray goes super nerd on comic books, and Wes hates a nerdy guy in the movie theater. Episdode 135 available now on Itunes, Stitcher, Blubrry, and more. Follow us on twitter, like us on facebook and subscribe today!

AZ134: Weird dreams, Wes works at walmart, Mayweather fights TI

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 30 May 2014 05:49:28 +0000

This episode we discuss Mayweather fighting TI, weird dreams, a swimming pool in the bar, and coughing up bullets. Wes gets pissed because a woman assumes he is a Walmart employee, Murray and Steve share their similar stories and so much more. Subscribe on Itunes, follow on twitter, like on facebook and tell a friend!

AZ133: Godzilla, life after cancer, military jerks and drunk urinating

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Thu, 22 May 2014 14:00:00 +0000

Living life dangerously after surviving cancer, Darrel hates military jerks, and old people have nothing better to do than wait for mail. We also discuss Rio being polluted, urinatingon everything when your drunk, and we discuss our opinions on Godzilla. Tell your friends and subscribe today!

AZ132: Poop bandits, confessing to murder, and sex with a robot

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Tue, 13 May 2014 14:22:57 +0000

Wes is from Boston, Murray ask would you bang a robot, and a pooping bandit is on the loose. Dating game show contestant confesses to murder on show, guy gets high on formaldehyde and does the Beyonce. A ninety year old man goes to jail for selling drugs, getting your neighbors house bulldozed plus so much more. Subscribe on Itunes, tell your friends, follow on twitter and like on facebook. Tell your friends!

AZ56: Naked home invasions, gay dogs, 3d movies suck, poisonous lady parts, and a brand new game show

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Sat, 10 May 2014 16:00:16 +0000

Poisonous vaginas, masturbating singers, masturbating home invaders, and gay dogs. We also discuss people being dumb with guns, 3d movies sucking, and a guy trying to make a baby with a horse. Wes discusses his fondness for his latino neighbors and their dog that gets lost in his yard. This episode features a brand new game show created by Darrel so get ready for horrible impersonations and movie trivia. Tell your friends and subscribe to the American Zero Podcast.

AZ57: Bathroom graffiti, semen attacks, tampon commercials, Lil Kim plastic surgery, and beef jerky is expensive

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Sat, 10 May 2014 15:59:30 +0000

This episode features discussions ranging from semen attacks in england to murray hating tampon commercials. We also touch on Lil Kims face getting strange with plastic surgery, Kevin Smith always wearing the same shirt and Wes gets mad about beef jerky prices. Rat hoarders, strange Phil Collins lyrics and getting hurt with fireworks.

AZ58: Hallucinating music, online trolls, handshakes, meth, and a chubby checker

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Sat, 10 May 2014 15:58:57 +0000

Semen attacks, music hallucinations and meth! Thats just a small portion of this episode. We also discuss Murrays crazy dreams, Darrels knowledge of meth and world of warcraft players. We explain the rules for a proper handshake, discuss a chubby checker app, and the Mutombo Geico commerical. We have our friend Torrez Parker on this episode to play Marry, F**k, Kill and so much more.

AZ59: Harlem Shake, Snopocalypse, bullets in your oven, heroin butt, and pit bull sex in vegas

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Sat, 10 May 2014 15:58:34 +0000

American Zero Episode 59 is here for your weekly braingasm! We touch on such topics as the oldest runner ever, keeping bullets in your oven, and a woman getting drunk and calling 911 for cigarettes. Murray discusses his issues with the harlem shake and tells his story of when he went to the Breaking Dawn Premiere. Wes brings up the the fact that you never see anyone you want to see while your shopping at Walmart and we have so much more. Tongues getting bit off, pit bull sex in vegas and a guy carrying heroin in his butt. Tell your friends and subscribe today!

AZ60: Fresh Prince school lockdown, Russian gangsters, dumb car jackers, and sink holes

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Sat, 10 May 2014 15:58:15 +0000

This episode features discussions on dumb car jackers, crazy boxing intros, and a super fat cat. We also get into robberies gone wrong, the Fresh Prince causing a shooting scare, and killer sink holes. Russian gangsters, Die Hard at Dairy Queen, and so much more.

AZ61: Searching for Sugar man, drug dealer pocket dials police, ignoring the Phelps family, and a stolen porn collection

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Sat, 10 May 2014 15:57:18 +0000

This episode features discussions on Searching for Sugar man, a women calling 911 at least 59 times, and ignoring the Phelps family. We also discuss a drug dealer pocket dialing the police, stolen porn collection, and a bike seat going up a boys butt.

AZ49: AA meetings, zombie actors, and getting caned

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Sat, 10 May 2014 15:57:00 +0000

AA meetings, killing mice, and movie money all featured on this episode. We discuss everything from getting caned in public to Wes not wanting a women with Murrays shoe size. Shaving cream scented like bacon, dead actors playing zombies in a movie, and Wes has problems with being himself on the show because Murrays children are in the next room.

AZ50: Wild sexual adventures,Katt Williams is crazy and we get wasted in celebration of episode 50

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Sat, 10 May 2014 15:56:41 +0000

50 episodes deep! Come join in the celebration as we party up for our 50th episode. We discuss it all, wild sexual adventures, friends getting caught during alone time and we play a drinking game as we record the cast. We discuss white power milk, Katt Williams going crazy, and Bob Marley mellow energy drinks. We also do our top 5 things we wish we could have from movies. Listen up and enjoy the fun!

AZ51: The apocalypse, apartment fights, nipples, and naked samurai Darrel

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Sat, 10 May 2014 15:56:22 +0000

Its time for the end, so come join in on the fun as we celebrate the apocalypse. Wes beats a guy up at his old apartment, Murray smokes up an entire street with his car, and Darrel is now known as the rapper 2 seats. Darrel defends his house naked with a samurai sword, Murray terminator scans women and at some point we discuss our celebration of our nipples. We also talk about things we would gladly have come to and end in the apocalypse.

AZ98: Teens with a fetus, teachers on heroin, and getting hit by a train

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Sat, 10 May 2014 15:56:00 +0000

Finally the crew has returned for podcast greatness. Darrel is courteous to his mail carrier, teen girls carrying a fetus, and a teacher passes out after doing heroin in class. Darrels friend is hit by a train, Murray is called a racist when speaking about black comedians, and Murray hates on tons of stuff. Oh yeah this weeks biggest surprise is we get drunk! How about that! Tell your friends, like us, and follow us on twitter. #dontgetdead

AZ91: Alex Rodriguez, Kidd Kraddick, drunk 911 calls, bird poo facials, and so much more

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Sat, 10 May 2014 15:55:17 +0000

WE HAVE RETURNED! This time we do it sober! This episode features discussion on Breaking Bad, Alex Rodriguez, Kidd Kraddick, and so much more! Hitting on 911 operators while drunk, bird poo facials, and losing your penis. We also have an important announcement about the future of the show. So listen up and tell your friends! #Itunes, #stitcher, and hit us up on #twitter. #American Zero #Podcast. TELL YOUR MOM!

AZ99: Killer clowns, pet gators, pretending your a dog, movie and television reviews

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Sat, 10 May 2014 15:54:48 +0000

We kick it old school with only Wes and Murray on this episode. We talk movies, Television and so much more. Clowns put out a hit on a member of the cartel, Louis Delmas has a pet alligator, and John Travolta being gay. Murray has issues with a guy that pretends he's a dog and Wes tells stories about his family!

Movies featured

Pacific Rim

The Heat

The Conjuring.

Television shows Featured

Sons of Anarchy

Homeland

Walking Dead

and more

AZ97: Dexter season finale, porn in the library, and GTA 5

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Sat, 10 May 2014 15:53:17 +0000

This episode features a man attacking the wrong people with a saw, Grand Theft Auto 5, and the Dexter season finale (SPOILER ALERT). We also discuss giant wasps, bandwagon fans, and watching porn at the library. Subscribe on #itunes, follow us on #twitter. Tell your friends!!!!!

AZ96: Seinfeld live, cops selling drugs, voice mail issues, and a game of mary, f**k, kill

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Sat, 10 May 2014 15:52:58 +0000

This episode we discuss television shows, seeing Seinfeld live, and Nasa wants you to stay in bed for 70 days. Adam tells a story about his dead cat, a guy gets a DUI on his lawn mower, and a cop busted for selling drugs. Wes has issues with voice mail, and we play mary,f*ck,kill! Episode 96 available now on iTunes, Stitcher, and blubrry. #American Zero #Podcast #dontgetdead Leave a review and follow us on twitter!

AZ95: Movie reviews, afraid of clowns, forks stuck in your junk, and blowing Florida off the country

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Sat, 10 May 2014 15:52:36 +0000

American Zero episode 95 available now! This episode we discuss our favorite movies we seen this year. We also touch on Sams Club being ridiculous, forks stuck in a penis, cutting florida off from the rest of the country. Murrays old job gets robbed, Darrel unveils he is afraid of clowns, and Wes has issues with specimen cups in movies. #dontgetdead

AZ94: Monkeys attacking testicles, crazy cults, and seeing your dads junk for the first time

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Sat, 10 May 2014 15:52:13 +0000

This weeks episode features testicle attacking monkeys, seeing your dads penis for the first time, and cults that are too crazy. We also discuss kids playing sports just for college, how old men pee, and Adam and Murray almost have sex. #AmericanZeroPodcast available on #itunes, #stitcher and just about anywhere else. Tell your friends and leave a review #dontgetdead

AZ93: Breaking Bad, Art sucks, racism on Facebook and so much more

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Sat, 10 May 2014 15:51:44 +0000

American Zero Episode 93 available now! We discuss Breaking Bad, Art sucking, and so much more. We get angry about terrible shirts, racist Facebook post, and we challenge you to come up with other meanings for SMH!

AZ LOST EPISODE: The Bane cast

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Sat, 10 May 2014 15:51:18 +0000

This weeks episode is a lost episode. We discuss many things but our ridiculous impressions of Bane dominate the show. You be the judge if any of the impressions are good or were we just to drunk to know how bad we sounded. Good times all the way. #dontgetdead

AZ131: Cinco de Mayo, trouble in school, and dead whales

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Thu, 08 May 2014 05:55:37 +0000

We discuss stories of getting in trouble in grade school, learning to play the recorder, and getting teased. Murray gets mad at performance art again, hates on Cinco de Mayo and super mexicans. We also discuss a school prank that goes overboard, dead whales, and so much more. Tell your friends, rate us on Itunes and subscribe. Don't forget to follow on Twitter and like us on Facebook.

AZ130: Banned by the NBA, May movies, and robbed with aids

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Thu, 01 May 2014 04:47:45 +0000

NBA bans Donald Sterling, robbing people with a syringe full of aids, and Darrel has ashey penis. We also discuss our old crappy home movies, men being sissy on facebook, and May movie previews. Tell your friends, subscribe on Itunes, like on facebook and follow on twitter.

AZ129: Stories from the past, getting drunk, and we play MFK

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Thu, 24 Apr 2014 10:00:00 +0000

Episode 129 out now. This episode is all over the place and full of stories from our past! Bush diving, dogs getting mail, and this episode we play a game of Marry, F*ck, Kill. Tell your friends, follow on twitter, like on facebook, subscribe and review on itunes.

AZ128: Nair on the penis, craigslist revenge, and bigfoot in the city

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Wed, 23 Apr 2014 03:15:50 +0000

Episode 128 out now! This week steve is back! A child gets stuck in a claw machine, Wes sets of his home alarm, and looking for bigfoot in the city. Steve tells the story of masturbating with nare, zoning out in a womans conversation, and more. Tell your friends, like us on facebook, follow on twitter, subscribe and leave a review on itunes.

AZ127: Dildos in fish, bad April fools jokes, and ninjas stopping the mail

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Thu, 17 Apr 2014 03:49:44 +0000

Episode 127 out now! This weeks episode features discussions on people sharing porn on facebook, a teacher getting a child beatup, and a dildo found in a fish. Bad April fools jokes, issues with parents buying toys, and more. Subscribe on Itunes, like on Facebook, and follow on twitter.

AZ126: Wrestlemania, Captain America, Naadir Tharpe, and nonsense

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Thu, 10 Apr 2014 04:57:54 +0000

Only one show this week but it's longer than usual and as ridiculous as ever. We discuss everything from Wrestlemania to Captain America 2. We also discuss Murrays child keeping a wooden stake in the bathroom, Darrel gets beat up by a child, and Naadir Tharpe gets naked. Wes thinks people are crazy for doing things like Breaking Bad, strippers in a nursing home, plus so much more. Listen, subscribe, like on Facebook, follow on Twitter and tell your friends!

AZ125: Ninja Turtles, Action movies, and Murray is an idiot

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Thu, 03 Apr 2014 11:30:00 +0000

American Zero Episode 125 available now! Murray and Adam discuss the new Ninja Turtles, Murray sounds like an idiot complaining about celebrity charity and so much more! What porn does your city search the most, new Wu-Tang album, and Colbert in hot water over Asian segment. Like on Facebook, follow on twitter, and subscribe on Itunes.

AZ124: Basketball orgies, messed up fast food orders, and April fools jokes

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Tue, 01 Apr 2014 11:00:00 +0000

Episode 124 available now! Great April fools jokes, bank deposits 31 grand into a teens acount, and we discuss frisbee golf. We also discuss fast food places messing up orders, basketball players being banned from group sex, and more! Like us on Facebook, follow us on twitter, and subscribe on itunes or wherever you listen to our show

AZ123: New NFL rules, banning baby oil, bad cops and more

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Thu, 27 Mar 2014 14:32:17 +0000

Episode 123 out now! We discuss the new 300 movie, Imax being overrated and WWE banning baby oil. We touch on various stories from our concert going days, a guy gets drunk then punches everyone in the bar, and so much more. Like us on Facebook, follow us on twitter, and subscribe on itunes or wherever you listen to podcast.

AZ122: Fred Phelps is dead, gun tattoos, and frat guys at the liquor store

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Tue, 25 Mar 2014 11:00:00 +0000

American Zero episode 122 out now! This week get angry because people believe news from the national report, Fred Phelps dies, and arguing over who should share pictures on facebook. We also touch on a guy with a gun tattoo, terrible sketch artist pictures, and so much more. Like on facebook, follow on twitter, and subscribe on itunes or anywhere we are available.

AZ121: Floyd Mayweather gets gangster, heroin at Mcdonalds and more MFK

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Thu, 20 Mar 2014 05:04:05 +0000

Episode 121 available now! Steve is back for another episode and throws in his two cents on part two of our Marry, F*ck, Kill game. Shooting up heroin at Mcdonalds, Floyd Mayweather gets gangsta, and speeding cause your gonna kill someone. Steve argues that Macklemore is pop music and Wes hates people with crappy wigs. Like on Facebook, follow on twitter, and subscribe on itunes!

AZ120: Dogs doin keg stands, sued by illegal an immigrant, and we play MFK

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Tue, 18 Mar 2014 11:00:00 +0000

Episode 120 available now! This episode features special guest Steve Gonzalez! Dogs doing keg stands, K-Mart is a ghost town, and burning your moms clothes cause she wont give you weed money. Murray has issues with an illegal immigrant suing someone, and we play part one of our epic game of marry, f*ck, Kill! Subscribe on itunes, follow on twitter, and don't forget to like us on facebook!

AZ119: Beiber, porn pictures in walmart, drinking and driving adds

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Thu, 13 Mar 2014 14:37:42 +0000

Join us as we discuss Justin Beibers Deposistion, pre-crime selfies, and how weird it is for older dudes to hang out with kids. We also discuss don’t drink and drive adds, posting obscene pictures in walmart, and so much more. Like, comment, and Subscribe today!

AZ118: LSD meat, life ruined by sports, and favorite shows on television

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Tue, 11 Mar 2014 13:15:28 +0000

Wes discusses his obsession with television, we have issues with people allowing sports to ruin their life, and a family eats meat tainted with LSD. We also touch on various subjects such as sex tapes in the classroom, your own children doing porn, and so much more! Tell your friends! Subscribe today.

AZ Movie Reviews Vampire in Brooklyn Starring Eddie Murphy

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Thu, 06 Mar 2014 05:13:31 +0000

American Zero presents the crapfest that is Vampire in Brooklyn. We watched it to save your life so thank us by subscribing on itunes, liking on facebook, and following on twitter!

AZ117: Sex with Hot Pockets, facial hair transplants, and racism at Mcdonalds

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Tue, 04 Mar 2014 14:04:50 +0000

American Zero Podcast episode 117 is now out for your earholes to enjoy. Join us as we discuss facial hair transplants, sex with hot pockets, and people going crazy over snow. We also touch on various subjects such as Adams love for Liam Neeson, racism at Mcdonalds, and a rundown neighborhood known as Little Russia.

AZ116: No gay eating, punching dogs at the circus, and movie reviews

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Thu, 27 Feb 2014 23:50:35 +0000

On this weeks episode Wes has issues with James Caan, Darrel is excited about wrestling, and Murray can’t understand why people are excited for the Heroes mini-series. We also discuss gays being banned from a restaurant, punching dogs at the circus, and movie reviews. Tell your friends and your mom to subscribe today on iTunes or what ever your choice of podcast delivery may be.

AZ115: Mayweather fixing polls, cutting off tattoos, and the Olympics suck

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Thu, 20 Feb 2014 15:31:44 +0000

American Zero Podcast episode 115 out now! Wes and Murray doing the two man show this week. Floyd Mayweather possibly fixing a twitter poll, Olympics are boring, and a lady who cuts off her tattoo. Murray again hates art, Wes has a problem with actors playing sports in movies, and a women arrested for having a Jlo rental 9 years past its due date. Tell your friends and subscribe today!

AZ Movie Reviews - Stone Cold Starring Brian Bosworth

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Tue, 18 Feb 2014 01:29:22 +0000

American Zero Movie Reviews presents the epic 90's action film starring Brian Bosworth, Lance Henriksen, and William Forsythe.

AZ114: Thugs, movie reviews, houses getting robbed, and rage

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 14 Feb 2014 02:43:57 +0000

American Zero Podcast episode 114 out now. Murray hates thugs and his neighbors, Darrel has issues with parents using tablets to control kids, and movie reviews. Darrel has an issue and we couldn’t figure out what it was, Movie budgets, houses getting robbed and more! Subscribe and tell your friends today!

AZ113: Olympics, 500 dollar speeding fine, movie reviews, Darell crying and more

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Tue, 11 Feb 2014 07:23:52 +0000

Episode 113 available now! Darell cries over his snowblower, Murray gets a 500 dollar fine for speeding, and we discuss a creepy phone stalker. We also touch on the Olympics, movie reviews, Murray loves Bruce Dern, and so much more! Subscribe on iTunes, stream on stitcher and find us just about anywhere. Tell your friends!

AZ112: Why does everyone love Kevin Hart, Drunk Horse riding, DDP Diamond Cuts everyone and more

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 31 Jan 2014 08:32:30 +0000

Why does everyone love Kevin Hart so much? We want to know! Drunk horse riding, Darrel talks wrestling, and DDP diamond cuts people at the bar. We also discuss a lady with gold stuck in her knee, a guy get skin from genitalia ripped off, and so much more. Tell your friends, subscribe on iTunes and stream us on stitcher!

AZ111: Topeka loves getting drunk, masturbating in your car, and Mel Gibson isn't acting

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 31 Jan 2014 08:30:24 +0000

Topeka West student makes the soup clip of the week, Topeka is the 20th most hungover city in the country. We also discuss Kellen Winslow possibly masturbating in his car, Mel Gibson isn’t acting he’s just crazy, and so much more. Tell your friends, subscribe on iTunes and stream us on stitcher!

AZ110: Richard Sherman, Darrel scares old ladies, movie reviews, and so much more

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Thu, 23 Jan 2014 06:23:56 +0000

This episode features discussions on Richard Sherman, Darrel beefs with old ladies at the movie theatre, and terrorism at the olympics. We also touch on the perfect basketball bracket, movie reviews and so much more! American Zero Podcast available on #Itunes, #Stitcher, #podkicker, #facebook, and just about everywhere podcast are available. Seriously just #google the d*mn thing and tell your friends.

AZ109: Kansas sports, breaking chairs, suicide, and Wes hates bike riders

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Tue, 07 Jan 2014 12:11:34 +0000

Episode 109 out now! Trade your gift cards in for porn, Kansas sports suck, and movie reviews. We also discuss killing yourself instead of shopping with your girlfriend, Wes hating people riding bikes, and so much more. Subscribe on #itunes, Follow on #twitter, like us on #facebook. Tell your friends!

AZ108: Obamacare heroin, Christmas haters, men getting judged, and jaywalking

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 03 Jan 2014 07:42:45 +0000

Kid gets arrested for jaywalking, Obamacare heroin, people that hate Christmas. We discuss Murray call blocking all of the phones in high school and we disagree with a list about ten things men wish they could do without being judged. Subscribe on #Itunes, like on #Facebook, and follow on #Twitter. Tell your friends

AZ107: Phil Robertson, hiding roid rage, movie reviews and the Golden Globes

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Wed, 01 Jan 2014 14:35:43 +0000

HAPPY NEW YEAR! We come back this week kicking it old school with just Murray and Wes on this episode. We have movie reviews, golden globes, Duck Dynasty and so much more. We also discuss Nutrition store employees hiding their roid rage, Target selling fake iPods, and so much more.

AZ106: Man boobs, family fights, old action stars, and movie sequels

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 13 Dec 2013 15:18:16 +0000

Episode 106 available now! Family disfunction, Sons of Anarchy and so much more! Marijuana causes man breast, a beef with Batman, Top gun and Beverly Hills Cop sequels. We also discuss Top gun being overrated, action stars looking old, and so much more!

AZ105: Taxi cab confessions, half naked women, Grammy nominations, and Disney on Ice

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 13 Dec 2013 15:08:42 +0000

Episode 105 out now! Wes has a ridiculous taxi cab ride, a lady chases a pervert out of a store half naked, and a guy buys a picture of an Xbox one. We also discuss the grammy nominations, a disney on ice skater bites the dust, and so much more!

AZ104: Catching Fire, Sexual acts in public, Doctor Who nerds, and so much more

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 06 Dec 2013 07:02:48 +0000

This week we talk way to much about the penis and David Bowie's bulge. Darrel reviews Catching Fire and Murray discuses going to see Doctor Who in the theater. We also touch on sports, people fluffing their genitals in public, sex with goats and so much more. Tell a friend and subscribe on iTunes! Follow on twitter.

AZ103: Girl with no vagina, Taliban on playgrounds, and Shaq can't fight

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Sat, 23 Nov 2013 14:03:11 +0000

We discuss the Taliban terrorizing playgrounds, Darrel says Shaq can't beat him up and hating people that claim their last place team is number 1. We also discuss a girl with no vagina, phones ringing during a movie, and so much more! Suscribe on #itunes, steam on #stitcher and just about anywhere else! Tell a friend, follow on twitter and like us on Facebook!

AZ102: Male Chastity devices, cheeseburger shoes, and a college recruit fake out

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Wed, 20 Nov 2013 07:37:31 +0000

Wes hates demolition derby's, college recruiting fake out, and chastity devices for men. We also discuss a women wearing a cheeseburger as a shoe, kids accidentally catching on fire, and we discuss no one caring about the murders of 2pac and Biggie. Tell your friends and subscribe today. #American Zero #Podcast available on #itunes and #Stitcher! Follow on #twitter

AZ101: Alcoholics, rules changing in sports, and getting unfriended on Facebook

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 15 Nov 2013 09:12:35 +0000

This episode features discussions on rules changing in sports, naming your kids, and Wes deals with local alcoholics. Wes reviews movies, Murray finally has issues, and Darrel’s coworker destroys his finger. We also touch on a teacher fired over facebook pictures and creatures on mars.

AZ100: Haunted houses, drunk fools, and Celebrating 100 episodes

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Wed, 06 Nov 2013 23:18:41 +0000

Come join in the celebration that is episode 100!!! Going to haunted houses, old malls, and acting a fool when drunk. Murray sings horribly, Adam comes up with porn movie names and so much more. Episode 100 available now on #Itunes #Stitcher and just about anywhere. The end of an era has come! #dontgetdead

AZ92: Gang bang organizers, bums, liars, and hacked cameras

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Thu, 15 Aug 2013 06:40:30 +0000

Episode 92 available now (again…Sort of) Hacked cameras, gang-bang organizer gets arrested, bothered by bums, and walmart issues. We also touch on Murray being a douche his freshman year, Darrel has issues with liars and so much more!

AZ90: Dying in a beer drinking contest, Kanye t shirts and new porn sites for Adam

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Thu, 25 Jul 2013 00:43:46 +0000

This episode features discussions on a Man dying in a beer drinking contest, a porn star kicked out of a sporting event, and Adam discovers a new porn site on the show then ignores us. Wes brings up the point that actors die from drugs and most of the time rockers live on, Darrel gets angry over Kanyes expensive plain white shirt, and so much more.

AZ71: Eel Porn, trading Mcdonalds for sexual favors, sawing off your arms, and mailing goatheads

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 14:01:00 +0000

Eel porn, trading Mcdonalds for sex, and receiving goat heads in the mail. We also discuss throwing your baby on a bus, snorting condoms, and how were all becoming way to sensitive about everything. American Zero Podcast available on Itunes, Stitcher, Blubrry, and just about anywhere podcast are found. Tell your friends and subscribe today!

AZ70: Rutgers overblown, porn on a plane, semen drinks, and jumping on bombs

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 14:14:04 +0000

On this episode we discuss porn on a plane, getting arrested for walking drunk, and getting fired from you mascot job. Adam thinks Rutgers is overblown, Murray spends too much on Redbull, and jumping on bombs. We also touch on subjects such as semen flavored drinks, dogs getting loose, and so much more. American Zero Podcast available on Itunes, Stitcher, Facebook, Blubrry and your mom!

AZ69: Pitbull owner gives dog a tattoo, bacon flavored condoms, and video game urinals

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 14:08:00 +0000

A pitbull owner gives his dog a tattoo, bacon flavored condoms, and a home getting raided by mistake. We also touch on new movies, charging fees to browse a store, and Wes has issues with sports fans.

AZ68: X-Pac rips himself a new hole, cardboard police, buying a python when your drunk, and name that rapper

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 06:38:00 +0000

Episode 68 features our returning gameshow Name that Rapper, discussions on getting high at a police impound, and buying a python when your drunk. We also discuss pro wrestler X-Pac tearing himself a new b-hole, india using cardboard police, and a kid almost losing his eye on a pancake. American Zero Podcast- - Subscribe today!

AZ67: Kim Jong Il goes to college, sue over Cosby sweaters, and Adams son gets "yolked"

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 14:29:00 +0000

Crappy white girl rappers, pranking telemarketers,Famous people from certain college's and most embarrassing. Adams son gets "yolked" and wants to kick his @ss. We complain about everything in our lives all the time and Darell has secrets he's paid to keep. All this and more. TELL YOUR FRIENDS!

AZ66: Painting your home with gay pride, getting groped on a plane, bigfoot facts and snakes on fire

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 07:37:00 +0000

On this episode we discuss painting your house gay pride colors,people believing everything on twitter and a women getting groped on a plane. We also discuss a snake causing a house to catch on fire, supposed bigfoot facts, and bigfoot having OCD. We have issues with old people parking, plus size clothes being sold out, and Darrel tells us about his roller coaster of death ride. If your looking for This American Life stop and listen to us instead. You'll thank us tomorrow!

AZ65: Lil Wayne Seizures, Rent while your drunk, movie cliches, and eating used condoms

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 06:34:00 +0000

Welcome to the American Zero Podcast. This episode features a Bruce Willis tribute, Lil Wayne having seizures, and movie cliches. We also dive into a man using skin from his arm to build an artificial penis, a guy shooting off his wedding ring and a child eating a used condom at Mcdonalds. We also dive into guy problems such as zippers down and other bathroom issues.

AZ64: Magic Splattering AIDS, Raw Dogging with Chris Hansen, getting old and not wise

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 08:34:00 +0000

Come join the fun as we discuss Magic Johnson getting his aids all over, unprotected sex with Chris Hansen, plus getting old and not wise. We also discuss Bigfoot conspiracies, angels in the clouds, and bathroom poetry. The American Zero Podcast here for your listening pleasure! Check out our Facebook page!

AZ63: Knives on planes, fried hamsters, overboard on tattoos, and lethal lady parts

americanzeros@gmail.com (American Zero) — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 07:28:00 +0000

Welcome to episode 63 of the American Zero Podcast. Per usual we are all over the map on this episode. Terrible tips, knives on planes, fried up hamsters, and using sperm to show your love. We also touch on NBA players with ridiculous tattoos, dudes getting emotional at movies and lethal lady parts. Subscribe today!