tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14543310348208174212024-11-05T19:02:04.088-08:00Americanomics has something for everyone - an interesting and unique perspective about anything and everything. No topic or subject is safe to our humor.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1454331034820817421.post-73382646104835182062012-11-01T16:07:00.000-07:002009-10-30T20:30:03.090-07:00

The Bad blogs imitate. The Great blogs steal.As with all great writers we offer up our work, ourselves, and try to captivate an audience, but in the grand scheme of things, the world is often unkind to new creations, new talent, and/or new ideas. Not everyone can become a great writer, but a great writer could come from anywhere.

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About: Get out the scissors, waxing products, and/or Dad's shaver. Shaving below the waist comes down to personal taste or partner(s) preference.Statistic: 76% of men polled between the ages of 20-30 have refused to go down on their partner not due to oder, but fear they might lose their sense of direction and restort to using the stars and constellations to guide them back to safety.Personally,

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Never expect a thanks in this life... you know what I mean?

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You know the problem with the World Wide Web? It's poluted with absolute trash. Unbelievable and unremarkable originality. I'm not some grungy blogger- wannabee searching for existentialism through a haze of mist. It's easy to sit back and do nothing, but... Maybe our past where our imagination ends our true nature lays waiting to be confronted on its own terms. Where laws are silent, rules

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The 2012 phenomenon is a range of beliefs and proposals that a cataclysmic event or New Age of Enlightment will occur in the year 2012.The forecast, is based primarily on what is claimed to be the end-date of the Mayan Calendar, on December 21 or 23, 2012 (Shoot, no Christmas in the year 2012).Some believe that the 2012 date marks the beginning of an Apocalypse... calendar word referring to the

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What is Modern Art? Modern Art refers to artistic works produced during the period from the 1860s to the 1970s, and denotes the style and philosophy of the art; ways of seeing and incorporating new ideas about the nature of materials and its functions. Sounds pretty complicated with a hint of bullsh*t, but it basically boils down to this: Modern Art is not only meaningless, it also robs you of $

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It's been said that clothes speak the international language. And I have to admit, I'm a bit of a fashion whore. I've been known to wear about anything from latest trends and inward to my own inclinations, no matter how wild they may be. Mix the blatantly pop, and trendy, and then pray to God it matches.Feel free to fluctuate from week to week between superstyled, buffed, and groomed to gritty

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Megan Fox becomes the new Armani Underwear Spokeswoman. That’s right! The outspoken actress is replacing Victoria Beckham as the 2010 Emporio Armani Underwear model. She’ll also be the face and body of Armani Jeans, but does anyone really care about that??? The world waits in anticipation. Megan Fox be thy name.

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Who's who of celebrities have them. Madonna hires them, Brad Pitt, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Hannah Montana, and even Bruno has an entourage of 15 of them. Why not you?!?Why Hire Fake Paparazzi? A nobody entering a swanky night club in LA, SF, NY, or London, suddenly becomes Uber-Famous! Fake Paparazzi will bum rush you with blinding flash photography, call out your name, and ask you

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William Shakespeare once wrote, "What's in a name? That which we call a rose. By any other name would smell as sweet."Today every tangible and/or intangible object has been given a name. Who truly decides that a particular person, place, or thing should be called something over another?I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refridgerator, blender....all you do is

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If you want to be lazy this Halloween, then you really need to be at least cleaver with your laziness. Introducing the perfect Halloween costume for the laziest of Halloween party goers. The Chris Brown, "Don't make me beat you, B'OTCH!" shirt.This shirt has Chris Brown's face printed right on the inside. Just flip it over your head and BAM! You're Chris Brown. Watch out, Rihanna!This quality

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Paris Hilton. Whether we like it or not Paris and her wild lifestyle are here to stay as she is now considered one of the biggest stars. She's almost as Uber-Famous as Bruno! She is sought after by almost every fashion designer, news media, and magazine. But she's going to be on Americanomics. So, Excellent!Americanomic's star correspondent, Bruno, will be asking her the tough questions. You've

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When it comes to attracting the opposite sex, do we tend to worry about the wrong things? What attributes makes a man or women more desirable or does it all comeback to "beauty is in the eye of the beholder?"Top 5 traits: What Women want1. Good hygiene2. Confidence3. Great smile4. Great sense of humor5. "Nunchaku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends

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They say the key to a woman's heart is an unexpected compliment at an unexpected time. And you should know by now they only come from me when least expected. So, why not make her feel good about herself, right?As you likely know, most men like compliments that appeal to their egos. Most women, however, like compliments that appeal to their vanity... calendar word meaning "pride in one's

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Wayne has his Top 10. Why can't I? I'd always been told that the most beautiful women in the world... resided in California. And when it comes to shagging birds, it's all about one thing: location, location, location.Just look around. I mean, every one of them, unique, special, like snowflakes. And with such a plethora... Calendar word meaning 'abundance,' of gorgeousness and diversity, well, how

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How to reel them in with flirting? Flirting is an important behavior that is both complex and fundamental. Everyone in the world, at some point in their lives will need to acquaint themselves with the art of flirtation if they want to experience the pleasures of the opposite (...or same) sex. Women can sometimes be hard to read. You meet. She flirts. She touches your magic stick. NO! You're arm.

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I chased. She cashed. I withdrew. Then I finally, mustard up the courage to approach and ask her out on a date. She accidently said, "Yes." Now what?Many people are so divided about who should pay for what when dating. Some of my friends and I have these rules of thumb: 1. First date (aka Free Meal for her) the man pays.2. Second date (she should make an half-hearted attempt to pay).3. Third date

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SEX sells and is on everyone's mind, some more than others. We all want to perform to the best of our abilities, wear out our partners, and leave them breathless. But, women repeatedly complain like usual that MOST men cannot last long enough to satisfy their sexual needs. Yet, some women at bars have told us that their old man hasn't shagged them in seven months because their work alcoholics.

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Over the centuries various sexual positions have been conjured-up, attempted, and performed; some that are hypothetically impossible like the helicopter. A urban myth? The helicopter is a very difficult (and awkward), but fulfilling sexual position. It is performed by the man, while fully erect, and inside the woman (... or whatever.), proceeds to turn his entire body in a circle. The tricky

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Magazines. American's picture books. Walk into any Barns and Nizoben (Barns and Noble) bookstore and browse the many genres of magazines that line the racks from weddings, architecture, sports, cars, to entertainment. A vast majority of magazines today are overfilled and stuffed with advertisements and lack of content. Flipping through some magazines becomes a task in itself, simply, because of

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Altec Lansing, produces sophisticated, electronics for the most advanced PCs, TVs, iPods, portable audio devices, smartphones, and entertainment centers - enhancing all these digital systems with sound quality that everyone can enjoy. Their latest speaker system the 'Expressionist BASS' resembles a Dalek. What is a Dalek? The Daleks are a fictional race of extraterrestrial mutants from the

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This question is this. Are we alone in this vast universe? If so, doesn’t that just feel like a lot of wasted space? For centuries scientists and UFO enthusiasts have been scanning the night skies for intelligent life. You can participate by running a free program that downloads and analyzes radio telescope data. The program is called SETI a scientific experiment that uses Internet-connected

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"Freedom isn't the choice the world encourages. You have to wear a suit of armor to defend it." -Leonard Schiller, Starting Out in the Evening.

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About Banksy: A British street artist with an international reputation. He made a name for himself with provocative images stencilled around the streets of London.Banksy has kept his identity a closely guarded secret like Batman and Superman, until perhaps now. The Mail UK has printed an article called "Banksy uncovered: The nice middle-class boy who became the graffiti guerrilla," that

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About Cazal 902's: The Cazal 902 were originally released in 1982 and quickly became Cazal’s top seller until it was eventually discontinued fourteen years later in 1996.Its rebirth came at a chance meeting, in Paris, between the Dita Eyewear team and Mr. Cari Zalloni, designer and creator of Cazal. The resulting discussion would bring about the relaunch of the Cazal 902. Creating only 1500 pairs

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