Rihanna was spotted chillaxing, with her rumoured new man around her waist. (Some of us prefer the man clings a little harder, or a little lower, but to each their own.)

The singer was at the Palms Casino Resort with a man who has been identified as Jay Brown. They were attempting to not drink the coolaid as Vanilla Ice and Mc Hammer both performed to the celebs and a crowd, poolside. Later that night, after committing bloody murder (or not) Rihanna, Jay-Z, Jamie Foxx and other celebrities were seen partying at TAO.

Pictures of Rihanna and Jay Brown together as a couple at Palms Casino Resort.

The red band HQ trailer for the new Megan Fox movie, Jennifer’s Body, has just been released.

Described as a Heathers-like dark comedy, Jennifer’s Body tells the story of a seemingly-perfect cheerleader whose life is thrown into disarray when she gets possessed by a demon, begins eating boys in her small town, then faces off against her best friend and the Satan-worshipping band that made her evil. (via First Showing)

Not gotten around to watching this yet. You know how we roll over here. It’s post and talk sheeet first, do actual research later. With 5 minutes of spank-bank material (which I’m pretty sure this trailer is) I never watch the whole way through. I know what Megan Fox looks like. Pretty sure I know what her bubes look like. So why watch…

Some promotional shots of Jennifer’s Body (and Megans) are see below.

In the UK, the Army’s Band of the Coldstream Guards played Thriller by Michael Jackson as a tribute to the late star.

Before you go pooping your pants with excitement, you should know that they are unable to dance along, as they are lugging around instruments that weigh as much as one of Shauna Sands’ bubies. However, this video made me nearly poop with anticipation and actually poop while laughing. So your daily quota of convulsing until you have an unexpected bodily function will be fulfilled by playing this clip. Awesome.

The Army’s Band of the Coldstream Guards have done their own tribute to the late Michael Jackson, as they played one of his most famous hits Thriller near Buckingham Palace. Around 40 drummers, trumpeters, clarinet and trombone players took part. (via Sky News)

Some LQ screencaps from the funny video can be found below.

Some new pictures of Madonna’s two beloved little captives can be seen here, as they chillax and plot their escape. The two cuties at least have each other. And when it comes to plotting your getaway, two heads are better than one.

Pictures of the Malawian pair, Mercy James, 4, and her brother David, 3, below.

Katy Perry covers and gives interview with Cosmopolitan’s August 2009 issue.

This is the first magazine or other shoot that I have seen little miss sunshine do, where she is not dressed as a piece of fruit or a Christmas tree decoration. The singer is marginally less interesting when she does not have her substantial bubies hanging out of her clothing, but she held some one’s interest long enough for them to scan those mothers in, so that’s good enough for me.

Despite being dressed like your mother when she puts her best dancing shoes on, the star still looks mildly foxy in her tight, purple zipped number. Have to say that unless Perry is dressed like a banana or perhaps as a watermelon again on her next cover, she’ll be getting no love from me.

Interview snippets from the magazine are below (she makes with the yawns).

• Katy on finding success: “I gave myself until 25 to make it. And if it didn’t happen, I thought I’d just try to find a husband.”
• Katy on balancing her career and personal life: “I sacrifice in my love life and social life, but those things will be there in three or four years. This is a really important time in my life. I can’t just be the girl who sang ‘I Kissed A Girl.’ I have to leave a legacy.”

Further Katy Perry Cosmopolitan magazine August 2009  scans below.

• Disney monorail crash video and pictures [Bitten & Bound]
• More on the Disney monorail crash (several pics & news) [Bumpshack]
• Madonna’s onstage tribute to MJ (picture & video) [Busy Bee Blogger]
• Is the old, crazy, dribbling Britney Spears back. Oh dear. [Farandulista]
• Rihanna’s nipples are looking for some attention. Ha. [News Toob]
• Kate Gosselin boob job before and after picture [Dirty Dirt Dirt]
• Winona Ryder is entirely wrong about a Heathers sequel [Agent Bedhead]
• Decision time: Kristen Stewart vs Dakota Fanning [Ayyyy]
• What was Chris Brown doing @ Diddy’s white party [Neon Limelight]
• Katie Price calls Peter Andre the lowest of the low [Holy Moly!]
• Fun: Identify the mystery Bar Refaeli body part [Heeb Magazine]
• Deborah Gibson supports NO H8, fights Prop. 8 (video) [Pop Squire]
• Whitney Houston seemingly still alive and singing [I Need My Fix]
• Shakira new album (She Wolf) cover and single audio [Pop Bytes]
• Don’t forget to also check out the fabulous news @ Fatback Media
• Grindhouse TV: More specially picked entertainment news [Grindhouse TV]

Cameron Diaz covered and shot a spread for the July/ August issue of V.

I posted the sneak peek of the cover earlier, but now the proper peectures have come out and we can see Diaz posing with her mouf open in HQ (note that this is the same issue where Lady GaGa gets her bondage on).

The deets about this photoshoot are giggle-worthy. The 36-year-old actress is wearing a corset made of gaffer tape and her tattoos were painted on for the occasion. The London shoot, contrary to all the Gwen Stefani comparisons, was inspired by Madonna’s True Blue era. It’s a Saturday, so I’m too lazy to Google that bish. But one can assume that was her pointy breasticles phase.

The Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott photo spread covering the V magazine Beauty Issue 2009, hits stands on July 7th.

Solange Knowles was at the Essence Music Festival, wearing as much clashing-clothing as usual.

The singer is known for her interesting taste in skin-tight outfits, none of which colour-coordinate (deliberately). This kind of outfit makes me want to turn to drink. Solo Orange is making me feel stabby with this outfit. Quite extraordinarily so. Recently the Orange has been wearing a lot of head-to-toe lycra. Even wearing a neon one-piece that showed off little more than her nips and her camel toe. Yeast infections must be the new black, as I stole and rocked that neon bish and my cooter has not stopped itching since.

Jessica Biel and her boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, were spotted out together.

Seems the couple are attempting to put on a united front, to silence those deafening break up rumours.

The pair were shopping at Whole Foods in Brentwood, CA on July 4, 2009. One can assume they were buying a lot of booze for a fourth of July bash, or one of their usual nights in boozing (not sure why they need to go to a health store to buy that though).

Pictures of the pair can be found in the gallery below. Fascinating stuff.

Image credit to Fame Pictures.

HBO exclusively offered a 10 minute-long first look at the latest movie in the Harry Potter franchise, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. HP is not my thing, but it’s one that will be getting the decade-long fans in a tizzy. Those who are so inclined can play previews one and two.

HBO Previews Harry Potter & the Half-Blood Prince (video) part 1

Three photoshopped Half-Blood Prince movie posters can be seen below.