The Andrew Zarian Show

The Andrew Zarian Show Ep. 133 – Concentration Problem 2-2-12

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 20:20:34 +0000

This week on The Andrew Zarian Show: It’s Groundhog Day. Andrew complains about how stupid he thinks the whole thing is. Kunal talks about Soul Train host Don Cornelius passing away. Should Soul Train have had a white host? Jessica explains how you can tell if someone is lying, or simply remembering something. Does Kunal constantly lie? Kunal tells Andrew about the date he went on over the weekend. Is Kunal the worst date ever? Andrew brings up the TLC show Taboo. Fear Factor pulls their donkey semen episode. Would anyone from GFQ go on Fear Factor? Andrew and Kunal pitch their idea for a GFQ reality show based on Big Brother. And The News with Jessica.

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The Andrew Zarian Show Ep. 132 – Wikipindu 1-26-12

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:15:35 +0000

This week on The Andrew Zarian Show: The gang discusses Demi Moore’s use of whip its. Is she too old to be doing drugs? And why whip its? Andrew makes fun of Demi’s daughter, Rumer Willis. Andrew and Kunal discuss the recent republican debates between Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich. Does any body still care? Andrew takes issue that there aren’t any famous Armenians. Pat Sajak says he and Vanna White used to drink before Wheel Of Fortune. Andrew and Kunal theorize what Pat does in his free time. Kunal explains why he monitors his Mom’s weight. Andrew, Kunal, and Jessica also talk about Fran Drescher’s bizarre belief in aliens. Do they really exist, or is it all just a conspiracy? And The News with Jessica.

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The Andrew Zarian Show Ep. 131 – Geezers From Queens 1-19-12

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 07:20:36 +0000

This week on The Andrew Zarian Show: Andrew brings up Coco’s big melt down from Friday night over his girlfriend breaking up with him through a text message. What happened? Coco also talks about his drunken stupor over the weekend. Mark Wahlberg says he would have saved everyone on the plane from 9/11 hijackers. Is that insulting? Andrew, Coco, Kunal, and Jessica discuss what other celebrities would have saved the day from the 9/11 hijackers. The gang also discusses the Costa Concordia cruise ship sinking. Andrew ponders what the future will be like in 50 to 100 years from now. Will everyone become mutants? And LunaticRadio calls in to make a major announcement. Plus The News with Jessica.

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The Andrew Zarian Show Ep. 130 – Enamored Voices 1-12-12

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 05:26:35 +0000

This week on The Andrew Zarian Show: Andrew gives a tour of the newly redesigned GFQ studio. Is everyone happy with the new look? Andrew and Jess compare the new look to past studio designs. Andrew and Kunal discuss how the latest GFQ comedy show went. What were the stand out moments? Andrew talks about how crazy Tim Dillon gets when it comes to food. Andrew received an offer to sell GFQ over the break. What would he have done if he had sold GFQ? Beyonce and Jay-Z name their baby Blue Ivy. What is with celebrities naming their kids weird names? Andrew, Kunal, Jess, and Coco discuss how they are doing with their New Year resolutions. And The News with Jessica.

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The Andrew Zarian Show Ep. 129 – It’s All In 3D 12-29-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 07:36:50 +0000

This week on The Andrew Zarian Show: Andrew Zarian overcomes his fear of going to movie theaters. How in the world did Jessica get him to go? And how did Andrew cope? Andrew also talks about how he and Jessica spent their Christmas. Should New York locals avoid the city around Christmas time at all costs? The gang shares their plans for New Year’s Eve. They also share their New Year’s resolution and what each other should work on in the new year. Who has the most to work needed on themselves? Kunal shows off his latest joke. A woman yelled at Andrew the other day. What did he do to upset her? Also the Facebook quote of the week, and The News with Jessica.

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The Andrew Zarian Show Ep. 128 – A Very Kevin Nash Christmas 12-22-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 17:08:56 +0000

This week on The Andrew Zarian Show: Rich and Jon from Behind The Counter join Andrew, Kunal, Jessica, and Coco for a special Christmas episode. Andrew, Jessica, and Rich debate whether or not it’s acceptable to eat Chinese food on Christmas day. Andrew asks what were everyone’s favorite Christmas gift as a kid. Did Andrew ruin his own Christmas? The guys also mention some of the worst gifts they’ve gotten. Kim Jong Il dies. Was this a bad year for the world’s supervillians. Also, the gang plays “Who Knows Andrew The Best?” Hilarity ensues as Andrew throws out the questions and we find out everyone’s answers. Who actually knows Andrew the best? And The News with Jessica.

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The Andrew Zarian Show Ep. 127 – Where Are You Christmas 12-15-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 21:37:03 +0000

This week on The Andrew Zarian Show: Andrew is upset because a store clerk couldn’t figure out his age after checking his ID while buying beer. How old does Andrew look? Andrew, Coco and Kunal discuss 90s music. Was it all depressing crap? Kunal talks about his Mom’s recent trip to India. Andrew tries to imagine what India would be like. Kunal talks about why he wasn’t on the show last week. Did Kunal ruin GFQ’s secret Santa because of it? Andrew explains how Kunal ruined Christmas. What was Christmas like for Andrew? Kunal also talks about what Christmas was like for him as a kid. Andrew shares what his experience was like buying the new Samsung Galaxy Nexus phone from Verizon. How did he weasel his way towards the front of the line? Andrew and Coco explain what a bidet is, and how one works to Kunal. And The News with Kunal.

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The Andrew Zarian Show Ep. 126 – Cigerettes And Regret 12-8-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 21:34:29 +0000

This week on The Andrew Zarian Show: Andrew complains about going out to eat with Jessica, saying it’s an experience. What happened this time? Coco chimes in with his own bad restaurant experience. Andrew, Jessica, and Coco discuss Lindsay Lohan’s leaked PlayBoy cover. Is anyone interested in seeing her naked? What other celebrities have done PlayBoy? Andrew goes on a rant against Christmas again. Is he worse than the Grinch? Jessica talks about a a friend that still believed in Santa Claus in teh 5th grade. How should kids find out Santa isn’t real? Andrew, Jessica, and Coco plan out the GFQ Christmas gift exchange. Apparently Kunal was thrown out of a bar. What did he do to get thrown out? And The News with Jessica.

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The Andrew Zarian Show Ep. 125 – Double Nintendo 12-1-1

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 07:58:13 +0000

This week on The Andrew Zarian Show: Andrew reveals his new found interest in the TV show Arrested Development. Andrew, Kunal, and Coco discuss other TV shows as well. Andrew and Jessica recap their first time hosting Thanksgiving. How drunk did Andrew get? Andrew professes his love for Stove Top Stuffing. Are there any other ways to make good stuffing? Coco has to explain the game Taboo to Kunal. What did he think the game was? Andrew quizzes Kunal on major NY sports teams. Andrew and Jessica talk about a WNBA player that they are fond of. Andrew, Jessica, Kunal, and Coco also talk about the Kardashian’s, XFL, and the new Orange and Blue calendar from The 7 Line. Plus The News with Jessica.

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The Andrew Zarian Show Ep 124 – Regis Goes To Okinawa 11-17-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 00:11:47 +0000

This week on The Andrew Zarian Show: Kunal shows up late because of the Occupy protest. Did he join them? Andrew teases Jessica about what he has planned for her birthday. Would he really take her to the new Twilight movie? Andrew starts ranting about older women that are into Twilight. Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are getting a divorce. What older women would Andrew and Kunal go for? Andrew and Jessica make fun of Tim Dillon’s eating habits. Does he eat like a degenerate? Jessica asks Andrew how to say certain words in Armenian. Andrew and Kunal talk about classic MTV shows and VJs like MTV Beach House. Andrew pretends to be Regis while taking questions from Kunal. And The News with Jessica.

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The Andrew Zarian Show Ep. 123 – Zombie Survival 11-10-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 21:22:44 +0000

This week on The Andrew Zarian Show: Andrew and Kunal talk about their friend and comedian Tim Dillon who is testing a new show on GFQ. Andrew goes over his plans for Jessica’s birthday next week. What should he do? Kunal shares a story about a horrible birthday he had recently. Andrew and Kunal critique the new commercial Jessica is in for an entertainment business. Is it too over the top? Andrew talks about a bizarre dream he had. This leads to a discussion of what would happen to GFQ if there was a major earthquake in New York. Andrew takes it even further. What if there was a zombie apocalypse like The Walking Dead? Who from the staff is most likely to survive? Kunal goes over which roles everyone would have. Jessica explains the crazy items she’s found in Andrew’s night stand. And The News with Jessica.

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The Andrew Zarian Show Ep. 122 – Shea Or Nothing 11-3-11

guysfromqueens@gmail.com (guysfromqueens) — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 17:10:51 +0000

This week on The Andrew Zarian Show: Andrew Zarian explains the mishap he had shaving the other day. Did he freak out and start crying? Kunal tells a story he’s never told before about getting in trouble at school for something he wrote. Kunal also talks about the crazy things his dad says. Is he a racist? The gang discuss the Texas Judge who was caught on tape beating his daughter. Andrew boasts about a commercial Jessica will appear in and a voicemail greeting she is getting paid for. Kunal tries his hand at recording the greeting. Andrew discusses his upcoming plans for Thanksgiving. Jessica goes into this whole Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries divorce. Was it a sham? And The News with Jessica.

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