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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2018 01:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[While nostalgically reading some of my old &#8216;Andy Toots&#8217; posts during my lunch today, I noticed that I&#8217;d actually amassed 43 followers during the lifetime of this blog. Then I got thinking: are any of you still there? I haven&#8217;t written a single word on here since I stopped five years ago, but I did &#8230; <a href="https://andytoots.wordpress.com/2018/12/01/i-knew-id-forgotten-something/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">I knew I’d forgotten&#160;something</span> <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Oct 2013 20:19:52 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[OK, I lied...just one more post...about Channel 4's 'Sex Box'. ]]></description>
		
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		<title>Tom Daley&#8217;s butt crack</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Sep 2013 13:03:21 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A little goodbye from me. (Well, it's 500 words - but I'm sure you'll cope.)]]></description>
		
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		<title>GTA V: A fleeting distraction in our terrifying reality</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Sep 2013 11:43:08 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I'm currently on holiday in Italy, so I wrote this blog post about GTA V while squinting into the sun cream-smeared screen of my iPad. If it's rubbish, I'm blaming it on too much sun/Pimm's/cans of Peroni/Beck's etc.]]></description>
		
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		<title>The post about Manchester United that no one will read, but I wrote it anyway</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Sep 2013 12:57:05 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A post about Manchester United and Sir Alex Ferguson's successor: David Moyes. Probably of no interest to anyone, unless you're a United supporter...or have nothing better to do with the next ten minutes of your life.]]></description>
		
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		<title>If the Mail Online has to exist, let&#8217;s make it disappear</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Aug 2013 04:17:26 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Just a few of the things I hate about the Mail Online. (And my plan for how we could make it all go away.)]]></description>
		
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		<title>A three-tiered chandelier the size of a car ferry</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Apr 2013 03:03:24 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#8220;It doesn&#8217;t matter about money; having it, not having it. Or having clothes, or not having them. You&#8217;re still left alone with yourself in the end,&#8221; as Billy Idol once said, probably through a perfectly cultivated sneer. Unfortunately, as profound as Idol&#8217;s quote is, for some people it&#8217;s simply not true. It does matter if &#8230; <a href="https://andytoots.wordpress.com/2013/04/14/a-three-tiered-chandelier-the-size-of-a-car-ferry/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">A three-tiered chandelier the size of a car&#160;ferry</span> <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>Our Dear Leader, Justin Bieber</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2013 01:06:21 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Imagine how terrifying and exhausting it must be to spend every day in Kim Jong-un&#8217;s inner circle. Standing just off camera, as your despotic boss delivers another rousing speech to the nation about the delightful prospect of all-out nuclear war and unseasonably warm, vaporising temperatures, his bellicose rhetoric becomes ever more distant as you become &#8230; <a href="https://andytoots.wordpress.com/2013/04/04/a-thing-about-justin-bieber-and-dictators/" class="more-link">Continue reading <span class="screen-reader-text">Our Dear Leader, Justin&#160;Bieber</span> <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		
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		<title>The one where I can&#8217;t think of a title for this rant about television</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2013 04:49:08 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A big rant about how shit television is.]]></description>
		
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		<title>Kookyville: the day television died</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2012 06:07:58 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[A quickly written rant about Channel 4's new comedy sketch show 'Kookyville'. It's fucking awful.]]></description>
		
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