This is a Sponge. Who would have thought a sponge was alive before it touched your car, dishes, or private parts? Do you think sponges know where they are going to end up? Probably not, but I don’t know. Some of those sponges look like brains, so maybe they do know. Oh man, just think you’re on the sea floor minding your own business and you see someone come pick you off the ground and you know you’re destine for a butt crack or a car windshield.

This is a Mountain Lion. There is nothing scarier than a lion, except for a lion that can climb mountains. People die all the time just climbing mountains and now you’re telling me they have to worry about a lion eating them too? I’d rather just take a mountain lion proof elevator to get up the mountain thank you very much.

This is a Lionfish. Turns out, not as scary as real lions. You think a fish named after the king of the jungle would be a bit scarier. Oh, they have venomous spines you say? How scary. Not! There are star fish scarier than this thing.

This is a Gian Anteater. The giant anteater is like the regular anteater, but giant. It eats ants. Duh.

This is a Turtle. Turtles are odd reptiles with shells they live in and always carry around. They are very slow so running away is out of the question. So for defense they just go inside their shells.