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Crazy Goal Keeper

Simon — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 20:44:28 +0000

Rene Higuita from Colombia is an unpreditable goal keeper. Just watch this old video from 1995 in which Colombia played against England…

Woman Slipping On Butter To Adele

Simon — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 23:51:18 +0000

Never mind, I’ll find someone completely different…

Poorly Named Businesses in China

Simon — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 23:48:19 +0000

These Chinese businesses have some very awkward, embarrassing, and outrageously funny names. Either they have no feel for the English language or they simply don’t care. The names that they have chosen for their businesses are hilarious.

Girls In Corsets

Simon — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 23:45:43 +0000

They all look tight and hot!

Hot Girls With Tattoos

Simon — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 15:49:30 +0000

I often hear girls say they want tattoos, but don’t want to look trashy. Looking trashy or not, I must admit they look sexy…

Shaving Helmet

Simon — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 15:42:27 +0000

A shaving helmet? Yeah, you read that correctly. Gets you bald in 20 seconds and doesn’t kill you…

Funny Generic Products

Simon — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 15:39:56 +0000

With our belts squeezed tighter than ever, we’ve all learned the value of store-brand products. They usually provide similar quality as name-brand items at a fraction of the cost. But once in a while, a generic product is so shameless, lazy or just plain bizarre that it’s hard not to laugh…

Worst Final Jeopardy Answer Of All Time

Simon — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 15:31:35 +0000

The real question is, how does she know who that is?

Hilarious Detention Slips

Simon — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 15:29:02 +0000

Everybody gets in trouble at school at least once. They’re just kids after all. Sometimes, though, a student earns detention for something so bizarre or hilarious that it’s worth sharing with the rest of the world.

If Google Were Invented In The 80s

Simon — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 14:50:01 +0000

Um, I think ‘Safe Search’ is on.

Awesome Donkey Kong Art

Simon — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 17:09:04 +0000

A tribute to the most infamous primate in gaming…

Goats Riding on Horses

Simon — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 00:32:49 +0000

Goats are weird animals. They have weird eyeballs, they’ll eat anything, and goats love climbing on top of stuff that they’re not supposed to climb on, like horses…

Easter Bunnies Who Aren’t Bringing You Chocolate

Simon — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 23:47:16 +0000

Hippity Hoppity Easter’s on its way! This year it’s bringing Cadbury cream eggs and some nightmares.

One Particular Bear Loves One Particular Man

Simon — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 23:42:52 +0000

Just so we’re clear: All other bears will kill all other humans.

Today’s daily selection

Simon — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 23:41:28 +0000

Steve-O, Emo Fail, Rock Toddler, and much much much much more! Enjoy!

Hot Girls with Monkeys

Simon — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 23:17:36 +0000

Monkeys may not be as smart as humans, but they know a hot girl when they see one…

RC Car Bosses Cows Around

Simon — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 23:05:05 +0000

This must have been what Aristotle was talking about with that “Great Chain Of Being” stuff.

Dirty Moments in Disney History

Simon — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 23:00:13 +0000

Sure Disney seems harmless on paper, but when you dig a little deeper you’ll discover that it has a dark side…

Zorro Lecture Prank

Simon — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 09:15:32 +0000

That’s what you get for learning.

Justin Bieber Getting Slimed

Simon — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 09:12:36 +0000

Biebs got slimed from every angle alongside Will Smith at last night’s Kids Choice Awards. It was pretty glorious.

Jedi Cat Fends Off Dog

Simon — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 09:11:40 +0000

Leave him alone so he can get back to bullseye-ing regular rats.

Hilarious Teacher’s Replies

Simon — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 09:01:04 +0000

School teachers can have a sense of humor too…

Elephant Plays with Smart Phone

Simon — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 08:08:03 +0000

This is cool, but is it big and easy enough for Americans to use?

Girls In Tight Dresses

Simon — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 03:35:31 +0000

Do I need to say more?

Tesla Coils Play Sweet Home Alabama

Simon — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 03:21:43 +0000

A pair of Tesla coils play an awesome version of Lynyrd Skynyrd’s ‘Sweet Home Alabama’. Check it out!

Awesome Neon Signs

Simon — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 03:19:03 +0000

Anything you have to say becomes like 5 times more poignant when it’s neon…

Monstrous Dust Storms

Simon — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 03:04:22 +0000

This is what happens every time someone lets Brendan Fraser make a movie.

Bike Wrecks

Simon — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 02:55:24 +0000

These are some very bad bike wrecks. It’s amazing that more riders don’t get seriously injured when they occur. However, there have been a number of deaths attributed to motorcycle racing.

Man Flys Mechanical Bird Wings

Simon — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 02:53:10 +0000

Dutch mechanical engineer Jarno Smeets manages to fly around 100 meters into the sky with his self-built bird wings. Amazing!

Girl’s Facial Expression Stuck In Time

Simon — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 02:50:01 +0000

This chick must be unable to change her facial expression to anything else except this one particular creepy look. See for yourself how this strange girl looks identical in each photo…