ANTHROPARODIE

2013-05-29T08:00:00.000-06:00

Logarhythm Docking Station

if a tree falls in a forest

and no one is around to hear it

does it make a sound?

with dual speakers and full iProduct compatibility

this one certainly does!

~~$15000~~

$6999.95

2013-03-29T07:00:00.000-06:00

Assorted Salt Shakers

sprinkle crystalline sea minerals

from a romanian-blown borosilicate glass vessel

$70 each

2013-03-14T07:00:00.000-06:00

Load-Bearing Side Table

add a jolt of encyclopedia volumes to this robust table

and watch its unwavering ironclad frame eschrew resistance

$398

2013-03-13T07:00:00.001-06:00

just blending in with the locals!

2013-03-11T07:00:00.000-06:00

Sculpture Ornament

when your greco-roman garden statue

or twin entrance lions

demand a little pizzazz

$108

2013-01-28T08:00:00.000-07:00

The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs

muted mocha tones give this fabled fowl

a deceptively modest veneer

$398000000

2012-12-03T07:00:00.000-07:00

Rotorigami Phone

a rare vintage newspaper

printed on a sun-faded papyrus

has been precisely folded and creased

into a memory of how phones used to be

$798

2012-11-29T07:00:00.000-07:00

Assorted Novelty Lamps

whether you are a film enthusiast or a cobbler

our niche lamps will surely brighten up your day!

$498 / lamp

2012-11-28T07:00:00.000-07:00

and the award for sloppiest application of wallpaper goes to . . .

2012-11-21T07:00:00.000-07:00

marissa knew the only way to truly appreciate a forest etching

was to close her eyes tight and pretend she was there

2012-11-16T07:00:00.000-07:00

Mustang Jumpsuit

they kicked up dust

they ran with all their might

but the wild horses could not escape

from the 70s fashion statement that enslaved them

$248

2012-11-14T07:00:00.000-07:00

it was a whimsical idea

- wallpapering the exterior of their cottage -

but ultimately the peeling failure was a monument

to their hapless bohemian spirit

2012-11-13T07:00:00.000-07:00

Sweater Glued to a Blanket

yes, your blanket keeps you warm

but how does your blanket stay warm?

it doesn't

not without a sweater glued to it

$298

2012-11-12T07:00:00.000-07:00

Whimsy Generator

activate sparkle thrusters

engage flashing doohickey

increase whirligig to 11

ignite thingamabob distributer

and prepare for unbridled, intoxicating,

and earth-shattering whimsy

$1298

2012-10-31T14:00:00.000-06:00

Spirit Glasses

the etherial ghosts of your shattered glassware

linger on in a spiritual limbo

between the afterlife

and the duringlife

a phantasmic trace

a spine-chilling memory

a 10-piece set with punch bowl and ladle

$398

2012-10-30T23:20:00.000-06:00

Tandem Tablecloth Costume

pointelle roses, delicate latticework, and enchanted forest-dweller embroidery

encourage trick-or-treating, scary story telling, and screaming

under the blood moon

$228

2012-10-27T23:49:00.002-06:00

Witch's Brew

skin of snake and foot of crow

create a green malicious glow

an evil hex, a wretched lotion

a swirling whirling hellish potion

$16

2012-10-23T06:00:00.000-06:00

Sexy Bumblebee Costume

our honey-sweet microdress

will cause quite the buzz

at your sorority halloween party

$88

2012-10-22T06:00:00.000-06:00

The Room of Misfit Chairs

a little offbeat

a little quirky

but lovable all the same

these chairs

with charmingly unnecessary knobs

and inexplicably mismatched legs

are the perfect way to celebrate difference

something's "afoot" chair : $348

mistaken identity chair : $348

multiple personalities chair : $348

glass-bottom chair : $348

2012-10-17T06:00:00.000-06:00

Natural Fiber Broomstick

the citrus/gourd basket

- dropped -

a deplorable faux pas

remedied

by our supple, three-pronged, featherswift broom

sweep your gaffes away

$118

hootie :: 8

2012-10-12T06:00:00.000-06:00

Hootie tolerated the perpetual novelty flicking of his light switch "nipples"

but it was the cliched "hooters" pun that wearied him so

2012-10-09T06:00:00.000-06:00

Bathing Maxi

match our tie-died strappy cover-up

with loofah wedges

for the perfect outdoor shower

~~$148~~

$39.95

2012-10-08T06:00:00.000-06:00

Malformed Cardboard Box

flatter your living room wall

with a lumpy, urine-stained

alley-cat shelter

$68

2012-10-05T06:00:00.000-06:00

8-Bit Table

capturing the essence

of your favorite retro arcade classic

this pixelated terracotta mosiac table

will perfectly compliment any patio

or 1980s pizza joint

$1298

2012-10-04T06:00:00.000-06:00

maggi had heard the stories

of the so-called "vengeance unicorn"

living in the woods

stalking its human prey

and goring them to ruin

- one after another -

with its singular merciless horn

but she was "too old" to believe in fairy tales . . .