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Sardar and Bush-Joke!

Aamir — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:04:10 +0000

A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with George Bush.
George Bush: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. He takes him to a forest.

George Bush: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.
George Bush: more…more. ..more… Sardarji went up to 100 feet.
George Bush: So now, try to search something.

Sardarji: I got a wire.
George Bush : you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones.

Sardarji became frustrated. He invited George Bush to India. Next year George Bush was in India

Sardarji : I want to show you our advancement. The same…he takes George Bush to a forest.

Sardarji : Dig it. George Bush does.
Sardarji : more…more. …. George Bush goes up to almost 400 feet..
Sardarji : try to find something. George Bush tries.
Sardarji : Did you get anything?

George Bush : No, there is nothing here.

Sardarji : you know, it shows that even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS!!

Ghamon ke Sailab-Shayri

Guest — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:54:12 +0000

Ghamon Ke Sailab To Pehle Bhi Bardasht Kar Lete They Ali
Par Ab To Ek Qatray Se Bhi Aankhain Bheeg Jati Hain.

Ittefaq-Pathan-Joke!

Guest — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 16:48:14 +0000

Teacher: ITTEFAQ ka koi jumla banao

Pathan: jis din mere baap ka shaadi tha ITTEFAQ se usi din meri maa ka bhi shaadi tha

Urine Test-Santa-Banta!

Aamir — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 11:50:12 +0000

Santa & Banta were sitting outside a clinic.
Santa was crying like anything.
So Banta asked:”Why are you crying?”
Santa replied: “I came here for blood test”
Banta:” So? Are you afraid?”
Santa:”No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger”
Hearing this Banta started crying.
Santa was astonished and asked Banta: “Why are you crying?” Banta replied: “I have come for my urine test.”

Santa Jumps-Joke!

Aamir — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 11:39:58 +0000

One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor building when a man came running in
to his office and shouted “Santa Singh your daughter
Preeto just died in an accident” Sardarji was in
panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office
window. While coming down when he was near the tenth
floor he remembered he didn’t have a daughter named
Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered
he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground
he remembered he was not Santa Singh.

Cool & Interesting Facts!

Aamir — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 11:13:17 +0000

Did you know that when you envy someone, it’s because you really like that person?

Did you know that those who appear to be very strong in heart are real weak and most susceptible?

Did you know that those who spend their time protecting others are the ones that really need some one to protect them?

Did you know that the three most difficult things to say are: “I love you, Sorry and help me”

Did you know that those who dress in red are more confident in themselves?

Did you know that those who dress in yellow are those that enjoy their beauty?

Did you know that those who dress in black are those who want to be unnoticed and need your help and understanding?

Did you know that when you help someone, the help is returned in two folds?

Did you know that it’s easier to say what you feel in writing than saying it to someone in the face? But did you know that it has more value when you say it to their face?

Did you know that what is most difficult for you to say or do is much more valuable than anything that is valuable that you can buy with money?

Did you know that you can make your dreams come true, like falling in love, becoming rich, staying healthy, if you ask for it by faith, and if you really knew, you’d be surprised by what you could do.

Indians Identity Tips-Cool SMS!

Aamir — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 10:28:58 +0000

1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes.
2.. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.
3. You are Always standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the Airport.
4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it’s normal.
5. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed to stamp.
6. You recycle Wedding Gifts, Birthday Gifts and Anniversary Gifts.
7. You name your children! in rhythms (example, Sita & Gita, Ram & Shyam, Kamini & Shamini.)
8. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to their real names.
9. You take Indian snacks anywhere it says ‘No Food Allowed’ ..
10. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone’s house.
11. You load up the family car with as many people as possible.
12. You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether it’s the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch.
13. Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think, but they won’t let you do certain things because of what the other ‘Uncles and Aunties’ will think..
14. You buy and display crockery, which is never used, as it is for special occasions,which never happen.
15. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.
16. You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
17. You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of bowls as possible.
18. Your kitchen shelf is full of jars, varieties of bowls and plastic utensils (got free with purchase of other stuff )
19. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).
20. You own a rice cooker or a pressure cooker.
21. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
22. You live with your parents and you are 40 years old. (And they prefer it that way).

23. You don’t use measuring cups when cooking.
24. You never learnt how to stand in a queue.
25. You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you off or receive you whether you are traveling by bus, train or plane.
26. If she is NOT your daughter, you always take interest in knowing whose daughter has run with whose son and feel proud to spread it at the velocity of more than the speed of light.
27. Your wedding gifts are mostly in cash with a one rupee coin added to the note in a cover.
28. If you don’t live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you’ve eaten, even if it’s midnight.
29. You call an older person you never met before Uncle or Aunty.
30. When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes,you discover you’re talking to a distant cousin.
31. Your parents don’t realize phone connections ! to foreign countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making foreign calls.
32. You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them from getting dirty.
33. It’s embarrassing if your wedding has less than 600 people.
34. All your Tupperware is stained with food color.
35. You have drinking glasses made of steel.
36. You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping.

Cool, Funny-SMS!

Aamir — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 09:52:09 +0000

Its funny when people discuss over “love marriage” and “arranged marriage”
It is like asking a person if he would like to “hang himself” or “shoot himself”.

What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.

Guide: “I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world’s largest
waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20
supersonic plane s passing by can’t be heard.

Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara
Falls?”

SWOT Analysis-Adult SMS!

Aamir — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 09:48:52 +0000

A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity, and Threat) Analysis.
He said, my strength is my wife.
My weakness is my neighbors wife.
Opportunity comes when neighbor goes out.
Threat comes when I myself go out.

Kaanch Ka Dil-Sher!

Aamir — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 09:44:24 +0000

KASH BANANE WALE NE DIL KAANCH KA BANAYA HOTA,
KASAM SE TODNE WALE KE HAATH ME ZAKHM TO AAYA HOTA…

Yun Door Rahkar-Sher!

Aamir — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 09:41:43 +0000

YUN DOOR RAHKAR, DURIYON KO BADHAYA NAHI KARTE,
APNE DEEWANO KO IS TARHA SATAYA NAHI KARTE,
HAR WAQT JINHE AAPKA KHAYAL REHTA HAI,
UNHE APNI AAWAZ KE LIYE YUN TARSAYA NAHI KARTE…

Cool Q&A’s-SMS!

Aamir — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 09:33:52 +0000

Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A. Moti-vating!!!

Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
A. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai… Doosri bigadti hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai

Q. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
A .Man: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

Q. What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE?
A. In both cases you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta’

Q. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataiye.
A. Sadhu bola , saale, Upaay hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?*

Jab Se Hui Hai Shadi-Wife SMS!

Aamir — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 11:52:28 +0000

Jab Se Hui Hai Shaadi
Aansoo Baha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

Biwi Mili Hai Aisi
Vo Kaam Kya Karegi
Khud Lux Mein Naha Kar
Khushbu Mein Tar Rehegi
Tukde Bache Hue Hain
Unse Naha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

Barah Baje Ghadi Mein
Madam Ji So Rahi Hain
Bacho Ki Fauj Aake
Meri Jaan Ko Ro Rahi Hai
Bacho Ke Saath Baitha
Khana Paka Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

Soyi Hai Vo Palang Par
Sar Dard Ke Bahane
Kis Ki Majaal Hai Jo
Jaaye Use Uthane
Yaaro Bura Na Mano
Mein Sar Daba Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

Duniya Ko Yeh Pata Hai
Begum Ka Hoon Mein Shohar
Is Ghar Ka Mein Tha Malik
Ab Ban Gaya Hoon Naukar
Bistar Laga Raha Hoon
Chadar Bicha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

Jab Se Hui Hai Shaadi
Aansoo Baha Raha Hoon
Aafat Gale Padi Hai
Usko Nibha Raha Hoon

Pehli Mulaqat-Shayri SMS!

Aamir — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 11:26:02 +0000

Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat Ka Hai,
Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat Ka Hai,
Hame Aap Yuhi Sharabi Maat Kahiye,
Ye Dil Par Asar Aapse Pahali Mulaqat Ka Hai…

Mujhe SMS Na Karke-Funny SMS!

Aamir — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 11:11:03 +0000

Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim,
Tu kitna chillar bachayega?

Aasoon-Shayri SMS!

Aamir — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 11:05:46 +0000

Aasoon Ko Bahut Samjhaya
Tanhaee Mein Aaya Karo
Mehfil Mein Yun Mazak Na Udaya Karo,
Is Par Aasoon Tadap Kar Bole
Itne Logon Mein Aapko Tanhaa Pate Hain
Isi Liye Hum Chale Aate Hain

Dil Se Agar-Shayri SMS!

Aamir — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 10:59:58 +0000

Dil Se Agar Kabhi Tera Armaan Jayega
Ghar Ko Laga Ke Aag Ye Mehmaan Jayega
Sab Honge Us Se Apni Tarif Ki Fiker Mein
Mujh Ko Mere Sakut Se Pehchana Jayega

Lifetime Friend-Friendship SMS!

Aamir — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 05:41:44 +0000

As I look back on all that’s happened..growing up, growing together, changing you, changing me — there were times when we dreamed together, when we laughed and cried together. As I look back on those days, I realize how much I truly miss you and how much I truly love you. The past may be gone forever..and whatever the future holds, our todays make the memories of tomorrow. So, my lifetime friend, it is with all my heart that I send you my love, hoping that you’ll always carry my smile with you, for all we have meant to each other and for whatever the future may hold.

Famous Friendship Quotes!

Aamir — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 05:37:19 +0000

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.

A friend can tell you things you don’t want to tell yourself.

A friend hugs your heart.

A friend is one of the nicest things you can have, and one of the best things you can be.

A friend is one who dislikes the same people you dislike.

Friends Are Like Flowers-SMS!

Aamir — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 05:26:36 +0000

Flowers need time, sunshine and patience to grow. Likewise, friendship needs love, understanding and honesty to grow. And friends are like flowers, they add beauty and meaning to your life.

That’s Friendship-SMS Quote!

Aamir — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 05:24:36 +0000

You don’t need your friends to cure you. You probably need your friends to heal you by opening up their hearts, and warm you with their mere presence. That’s friendship.

Friends-Friendship SMS!

Aamir — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 05:23:15 +0000

Friends, some of the most important people in your life. They are there to cheer you on your victories, to pick you up after shattered pieces, to spur you on after failures and disappointments…

Friendship Quote-SMS!

Aamir — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 05:07:25 +0000

We cannot tell the precise moment when Friendship is formed. As in filling a vessel drop by drop, there is at last a drop which makes it run over; so in a series of kindnesses there is at last one which makes the heart run over.

Hadith on Siwak-Islamic SMS!

Aamir — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 05:00:38 +0000

Narrated Hudhaifa (Radi-Allahu ‘anhum):

Whenever the Prophet (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam) got up at night, he used to clean his mouth with Siwak.

Bukhari Vol. 1 : No. 246

Hadith on Dua-Islamic SMS!

Aamir — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 11:20:50 +0000

The Prophet (SAS) said: ‘The Dua of a Muslim for his brother (in Islam) in his absence is readily accepted. An Angel is appointed to his side. Whenever he makes a beneficial dua for his brother the appointed Angel says “Ameen”. And may you also be blessed with the same.” (Sahih Muslim)

Hadith on Breach-Islamic SMS!

Aamir — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 10:55:14 +0000

It has been narrated on the authority of Ibn ‘Umar that the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) said: When Allah will gather together, on the Day of Judgment, all the earlier and later generations of mankind, a flag will be raised (to mark off) every person guilty of breach of faith, and it will be announced that this is the perfidy of so and so, son of so and so (to attract the attention of people to his guilt).

Sahih Muslim, The Book of Jihad and Expedition

Before You Criticize-Smile SMS!

Aamir — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 10:26:24 +0000

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, when he’s mad at you, he’ll be far away and barefooted.

Islamic SMS-Hadith!

Aamir — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 09:37:16 +0000

Narrated Abu Huraira (Radi-Allahu ‘anhum):

Allah’s Apostle (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam) said, “A person is considered in prayer as long as he is waiting for the prayer in the mosque as long as he does not do Hadath.” A non-Arab man asked, “O Abii Huraira! What is Hadath?” I replied, “It is the passing of wind (from the anus) (that is one of the types of Hadath).”

Bukhari Vol. 1 : No. 176

Hadith on Grave-Islamic SMS!

Aamir — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 09:33:55 +0000

Narrated Asma’ bint Abu Bakr (Radi-Allahu ‘anha):

I came to ‘Aisha (Radi-Allahu ‘anha) the wife of the Prophet (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam) during the solar eclipse. The people were standing and offering the prayer and she was also praying. I asked her, “What is wrong with the people?” She beckoned with her hand towards the sky and said, “Subhan Allah.” I asked her, “Is there a sign?” She pointed out, “Yes.” So I, too, stood for the prayer till I fell unconscious and later on I poured water on my head. After the prayer, Allah’s Apostle (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam) praised and glorified Allah and said, “Just now I have seen something which I never saw before at this place of mine, including Paradise and Hell. I have been inspired (and have understood) that you will be put to trials in your graves and these trials will be like the trials of Ad-Dajjal, or nearly like it (the sub narrator is not sure of what Asma’ said). Angels will come to every one of you and ask, ‘What do you know about this man?’ A believer will reply, ‘He is Muhammad, Allah’s Apostle, and he came to us with self-evident truth and guidance. So we accepted his teaching, believed and followed him.’ Then the angels will say to him to sleep in peace as they have come to know that he was a believer. On the other hand a hypocrite or a doubtful person will reply, ‘I do not know but heard the people saying something and so I said the same.’ ”

Bukhari Vol. 1 : No. 184

Ablution Hadith-Islamic SMS!

Aamir — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 09:30:50 +0000

Narrated Anas (Radi-Allahu ‘anhum):

It was the time for prayer, and those whose houses were near got up and went to their people (to perform ablution), and there remained some people (sitting). Then a painted stove pot (Mikhdab) containing water was brought to Allah’s Apostle (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam). The pot was small, not broad enough for one to spread one’s hand in; yet all the people performed ablution. (The sub narrator said, “We asked Anas, ‘How many persons were you?’ Anas replied ‘We were eighty or more”). (It was one of the miracles of Allah’s Apostle (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam)).

Bukhari Vol. 1 : No. 194

Hadith on Leather Socks-Islamic SMS!

Aamir — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 09:24:38 +0000

Narrated ‘Urwa bin Al-Mughira (Radi-Allahu ‘anhum):

My father said, “Once I was in the company of the Prophet (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam) on a journey and I dashed to take off his Khuffs. He ordered me to leave them as he had put them after performing ablution. So he passed wet hands or them.

Bukhari Vol. 1 : No. 205

(Khuff - leather socks)

Hadith on Praying-Islamic SMS!

Aamir — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:59:49 +0000

Narrated ‘Aisha (Radi-Allahu ‘anha):

Allah’s Apostle (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam) said, “If anyone of you feels drowsy while praying he should go to bed (sleep) till his slumber is over because in praying while drowsy one does not know whether one is asking for forgiveness or for a bad thing for oneself.”

Bukhari Vol. 1 : No. 211

Hadith on Ablution-Islamic SMS!

Aamir — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:57:55 +0000

Anas said, “The Prophet (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam) used to perform ablution for every prayer.”

I asked Anas, “What you used to do?’ Anas replied, “We used to pray with the same ablution until we break it with
Hadath.”

Bukhari Vol. 1 : No. 213

Hadith on Torture in Grave-Islamic SMS!

Aamir — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:54:17 +0000

Narrated Ibn ‘Abbas (Radi-Allahu ‘anhum):

Once the Prophet (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam), while passing through one of the grave-yards of Medina or Mecca heard the voices of two persons who were being tortured in their graves. The Prophet (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam) said, “These two persons are being tortured not for a major sin (to avoid).” The Prophet then added, “Yes! (they are being tortured for a major sin). Indeed, one of them never saved himself from being soiled with his urine while the other used to go about with calumnies (to make enmity
between friends). The Prophet (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam) then asked for a green leaf of a date-palm tree, broke it into two pieces and put one on each grave. On being asked why he had done so, he replied, “I hope that their torture might be lessened, till these get dried.”

Bukhari Vol. 1 : No. 215

Hadith-Islamic SMS!

Aamir — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:47:51 +0000

Narrated Um Qais bint Mihsin (Radi-Allahu ‘anhum):

I brought my young son, who had not started eating (ordinary food) to Allah’s Apostle (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam) who took him and made him sit in his lap. The child urinated on the garment of the Prophet (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam), so he asked for water and poured it over the soiled (area) and did not wash it.

Bukhari Vol. 1 : No. 223

Hadith Regarding Ghee-Islamic SMS!

Aamir — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:44:48 +0000

Narrated Maimuna (Radi-Allahu ‘anha):

Allah’s Apostle (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam) was asked regarding ghee (cooking butter) in which a mouse had fallen. He said, “Take out the mouse and throw away the ghee around it and use the rest.”

Bukhari Vol. 1 : No. 236

Hadith on Wound in Allah’s Cause!

Aamir — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:41:41 +0000

Narrated Abu Huraira (Radi-Allahu ‘anhum):

The Prophet (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam) said, “A wound which a Muslim receives in Allah’s cause will appear on the Day of Resurrection as it was at the time of infliction; blood will be flowing from the wound and its color will be that of the blood but will smell like musk.”

Bukhari Vol. 1 : No. 238

Hadith on Drinks-Islamic SMS!

Aamir — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 08:35:57 +0000

Narrated Aisha (Radi-Allahu ‘anha):

The Prophet (Sallallahu ‘Alaihi Wa Sallam) said, “All drinks that produce intoxication are Haram (forbidden to drink).”

Bukhari Vol. 1 : No. 243

Miss You In Love-SMS!

Aamir — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 07:07:08 +0000

Is that love i see in your eyes, or merely a reflection of mine?
I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Though I smile and seem carefree, there’s no one who miss you more than me!!

Teri Yaad Mein-Miss You SMS!

Aamir — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 07:05:16 +0000

Mausam ki nazakat hai
Hasraton ne pukara hai
Kaise kahe ki kitna miss karte hain Aap ko,
Yeh SMS usi yaad ka ek ishara hai..

A True Friend-Friendship SMS!

Aamir — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 07:02:04 +0000

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

Tension-Cool SMS!

Aamir — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 06:47:45 +0000

The moment you are in TENSION

You will lose your ATTENTION

Then you are in total CONFUSION

and you’ll feel IRRITATION

This may spoil your personal RELATIONS

Ultimately, you won’t get COOPERATION

And get things into COMPLICATION

Then you may raise CAUTION.

And you have to take MEDICATION

Why not try understanding the SITUATION

And try to think about the SOLUTION

Many problems will be solved by DISCUSSION

Which will work out better in your PROFESSION

Don’t think this is a free SUGGESTION

It is only for your PREVENTION

If you understand my INTENTION

You’ll never come again into TENSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ek Ladki Ko Dekha-Lyrics!

Aamir — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 06:44:19 +0000

Ho Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Jaise Khilta Gulaab
Jaise Shaayar Ka Khwaab
Jaise Ujli Kiran
Jaise Van Mein Hiran
Jaise Chaadni Raat
Jaise Naghme Ki Baat
Jaise Mandir Mein Ho Ek Jalta Diya
Ho Ek Ladki Ko Dehka…

Ek Ladki Ko Dehka To Aisa Laga
Jaise Subhon Ka Roop
Jaise Sardi Ki Dhoop
Jaise Veena Ki Taan
Jaise Rangon Ki Jaan
Jaise Balkhaaye Bel
Jaise Lehron Ka Khel
Jaise Khushboo Liye Aaye Thandi Hawa
Ho Ek Ladki Ko Dehka…

Ek Ladki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga
Jaise Naachta Mor
Jaise Resham Ki Dor
Jaise Pariyon Ka Raag
Jiase Sandal Ki Aag
Jaise Solha Sighaar
Jaise Rasti Fuhaar
Jaise Aahista Aahista Badhta Nasha
Ho Ek Ladki Ko Dehka…

Tumko Dekha To Ye Khayaal-Lyrics!

Aamir — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 06:23:40 +0000

Tumko Dekha To Ye Kayaal Aayaa
Zindagi Dhuup Tum Ghanaa Saayaa
Tumako Dekha…

Aaj Phir Dil Ne Ek Tamannaa Ki
Aaj Phir Dil Ko Humne Samjhaya
Zindagii Dhuup Tum Ghanaa Saayaa
Tumko Dekha…

Tum Chale Jaaoge To Sochenge
Humane Kyaa Khoya- Humane Kyaa Paayaa
Zindagii Dhuup Tum Ghanaa Saayaa
Tumko Dekha…

Hum Jise Gun-Gunaa Nahii Sakte
Waqt Ne Aisaa Geet Kyun Gaayaa
Zindagii Dhuup Tum Ghanaa Saayaa…

Dekha Ek Khwaab-Lyrics!

Aamir — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 06:11:47 +0000

Dekha Ek Khwaab To Yeh Silsile Hue
Door Tak Nigahon Mein Hain Gul Khile Hue
Yeh Gila Hai Aapki Nigahon Se
Phool Bhi Ho Darmiyaan To Faasle Hue
Dekha Ek Khwaab…

Meri Saanson Mein Basi Khushboo Teri
Yeh Tere Pyaar Ki Hai Jadugari
Teri Aawaz Hai Havaaon Mein
Pyar Ka Rang Hai Fizaaon Mein
Dhadkanon Mein Tere Geet Hain Mile Hue
Kya Kahun Ke Sharm Se Hain Lub Sile Hue
Dekha Ek Khwaab…

Mera Dil Hai Teri Panaahon Mein
Aa Chhupa Loon Tujhe Maein Baahon Mein
Teri Tasveer Hai Nigaahon Mein
Door Tak Roshni Hai Raahon Mein
Kal Agar Na Roshni Ke Kaafile Hue
Pyar Ke Hazaar Deep Hain Jale Hue
Dekha Ek Khwaab…

Mungda, Mungda Main Gud Ki Dali-Lyrics!

Aamir — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 06:08:34 +0000

Tu Mungda, Mungda, Main Gud Ki Dali
Mangta Hai To Aaja Rasiya Nahi To Main Le Chali
Tu Mungda, Mungda…

Oh Le Baiyyaan Thaam Gori Gulaabi
Daaru Ki Botal Chhodo Re Anari Sharaabi
Oh Sharaabi
Mungda, Mungda, Mungda, Main Gud Ki Dali
Zara Mera Nasha Bhi Chakh Le Aaya Jo Meri Gali

Aafat Ki Jaan Dekhe So Lut Jaaye
Tu Jis Mein Naina Taan Haathon Se Pyaala Satak Jaaye
Aa Chitak Jaa
Mungda, Mungda, Mungda, Main Gud Ki Dali
Kaisa Mulga Hai Ye Sharmila Tujhse To Mulgi Bhali

Tu Mungda, Mungda, Main Gud Ki Dali
Mangta Hai To
Mangta Hai To Aaja Rasiya Nahi To Main Le Chali

Shola Jo Bhadhke-Lyrics!

Aamir — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 05:56:56 +0000

Shola Jo Bhadhke Dil Mera Dhadhke
Dard Jawaani Ka Sataye Badhh-Badhh Ke
Shola Jo Bhadhke…

Maheki Hawaayein Baheke Qadam Mere
Aise Mein Thaam Lo Aake Balam Mere
Patta Bhi Khadke To Bijli Si Kadke
Dard Jawaani Ka Sataaye Badhh-Badhh Ke
Shola Jo Bhadhke…

Pyaar Ko Mere Kisne Pukaara
Dil Mein Utar Gaya Kiska Ishaara
Yaad Ye Kiski Laayi Pakad Ke
Dard Jawaani Ka Sataaye Badhh-Badhh Ke
Shola Jo Bhadhke…

Dekha Jo Tumko Dard Huwa Kam
Ab To Na Honge Tumse Juda Hum
Jee Na Sakenge Tumse Bichhad Ke
Dard Jawaani Ka Sataaye Badhh-Badhh Ke
Shola Jo Bhadhke…

Jahan Teri Ye Nazar Hai-Lyrics!

Aamir — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 05:47:15 +0000

Jahan Teri Ye Nazar Hai
Meri Jaan Mujhe Khabar Hai
Bach Na Saka Koi, Haaye Kitne
Lambe Hain Mere Haath Itne
Dekh Idhar Yaar Dhyaan Kidhar Hai
Jahan Teri Ye…

Kyon Nahi Jaani Tu Ye Samajhta
Kaam Nahi Hai Ye Tere Baska
Hosh Mein Aaja Dhyaan Kidhar Hai
Hosh Mein Aaja Dhyaan Kidhar Hai
Jahan Teri Ye…

Meri Taraf Jo Utha Hai Tan Ke
Kat Ke Wahi Haath Gira Badan Se
Saamne Aaye Kiska Jigar Hai
Saamne Aaye Kiska Jigar Hai
Jahan Teri Ye…

Chaal Ye Banda Aisi Hi Chal Jaaye
Band Ho Mutthi Aur Cheez Nikal Jaye
Dekh Karishma Ye Bhi Idhar Hai
Dekh Karishma Yeh Bhi Idhar Hai
Jahan Teri Ye…

Interesting Facts SMS!

Aamir — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 23:37:57 +0000

Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a person from stop producing tears. Try it next time you chop onions.

Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.

Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite.

To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow then it is ripe.

Canadians can send letters with personalized postage stamps showing their own photos on each stamp.

Babies’ eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.

It snowed in the Sahara Desert in February of 1979.

Plants watered with warm water grow larger and more quickly than plants watered with cold water.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

Those stars and colours you see when you rub your eyes are called phosphenes.

Everyone’s tongue print is different, like fingerprints.

Contrary to popular belief, a swallowed chewing gum doesn’t stay in the gut.
It will pass through the system and be excreted.

At 40 centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per hour by breathing.

There is a hotel in Sweden built entirely out of ice. It is rebuilt every year.

Onions help reduce cholesterol if eaten after a hearty meal.

The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.

Funny Definations-SMS!

Aamir — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 23:03:12 +0000

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage : It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”.
6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway “See I am not injured yet.”
24. Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
26. Father : A banker provided by nature.
27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest… except that he got caught.
28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.