apocalypse radio

apocalypse radio - three hundred and forty first audio magazine/podcast

shaman@apocalypseradio.com (Charlie & Shaman) — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 07:02:55 PST

"from the batman's diary: I’m not saying Bane should collapse the field with an earthquake generator. But it would make Madonna’s halftime show actually watchable."

OLA, SENORS AND SENORITAS! here we are again with more aural goodness for you - and as an addendum to the show - YES, i finally watched Sherlock a few hours after completing the show on sunday! and i love it! there's a lot of the doctor in the sherlock character and i like it. so definitely check it out - it has both the charlie and shaman seal of approval. without further adieu, here it is - THE SHOW! the standard applies - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - After everything I’ve overcome, the thing that will finally break me is how Robin finishes every damn sentence with “yo.”

apocalypse radio - three hundred and fortieth audio magazine/podcast

shaman@apocalypseradio.com (Charlie & Shaman) — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 20:30:12 PST

"from the batman's diary: Ever walk through a museum and think, “man, could I make a hell of an entrance through that skylight.” "

hoorah! horrah! we're back! and what the HELL is on this keyboard?! ugh. looks like honey. no more biscuit eating over the keyboard. new rule. and by biscuit, i mean BISCUIT. not a cookie or cracker. smothered in butter and honey. heaven. combine it with scrambled eggs and sausage and it's whole hog heaven. your arteries won't appreciate it but your mouth will. enough pontificating on southern eating. new show is up and on so grab it, children. and enjoy. the usual applies - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Robins don't get older. They get replaced.

apocalypse radio - three hundred and thirty ninth audio magazine/podcast

shaman@apocalypseradio.com (Charlie & Shaman) — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 08:06:14 PST

"from the batman's diary: Robin's Handbook pg 19 - If your bare legs get cold in winter, remember, it builds character. And is hilarious."

yup, we're back on schedule and moving on with Year 8. glad to have you back and ola to any new listeners who may have piled onto the heap! this week, it's standard fare - movies, ebay, comics, blurays and more! pretty much the usual. so dig in and enjoy - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Alfred, can you give me MORE snippy advice on how to assemble this Ikea chair? I'm afraid it’s about to break. AGAINST YOUR FACE.

apocalypse radio - three hundred and thirty eighth audio magazine/podcast

shaman@apocalypseradio.com (Charlie & Shaman) — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 20:01:46 PST

"from the batman's diary: May 2012 bring you happiness, prosperity, and CLOWN-CRIPPLING JUSTICE. Happy New Year."

yup, it's the new year's show and we're quite talkative and somewhat interesting this week! well, we always try to be interesting, at the very least. got on kind of a bi-weekly schedule there during the month of december. blame me. it's a holiday thing. this marks the beginning of year 8 for the show! EIGHT YEARS! how many podcasts have been going on a regular basis for eight years? bet you can count the number on two hands, max. (excuse me while i toot our own horn.) alright, enough braggadocio. on with the show. the standard applies - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - You know the saying, “old enough to operate the coffeemaker, old enough to be Robin.”

apocalypse radio - three hundred and thirty seventh audio magazine/podcast

shaman@apocalypseradio.com (Charlie & Shaman) — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 20:48:19 PST

"from the batman's diary: Put a live flashbang in Robin's Christmas stocking. Kid's gotta learn danger and semi-permanent hearing loss can strike at any moment."

yup, it's true. we're back. we seem to be taking an extra week here and there more frequently, don't we? my fault this time. coughing blood and a badly pulled back are my only excuses. though god knows those excuses should be enough! kind of a laid back week this time around. we're tired. the holidays will definitely take it out of you, whether you like it or not. so we should be back into the swing of things again in the next week or so. bear with us. new one is definitely up - grab it, kiddies! - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - What do you get the bat who has everything? How about unmurdered parents, you douchebag.

apocalypse radio - three hundred and thirty sixth audio magazine/podcast

shaman@apocalypseradio.com (Charlie & Shaman) — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 20:53:39 PST

"from the batman's diary: Every neighborhood has a crazy cat lady. But most don’t wear skin-tight vinyl and try to lick your face after they knee you in the balls."

and here we are again! you keep thinking you've gotten rid of us but no such luck. much like that stain on the shower curtain, you just can't get rid of us. more of the same this week - movies, a little news, a little comics, a lotta bs. forewarned is forearmed - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - I thought Joker stabbing me in the gut and blowing up a hospital would be the low point of the weekend. Then I saw “New Years Eve.”

apocalypse radio - three hundred and thirty fifth audio magazine/podcast

shaman@apocalypseradio.com (Charlie & Shaman) — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 19:38:08 PST

"from the batman's diary: Thankful for: Calloused fists. Remorseless justice. Pain-fueled rage. Yams with those little marshmallows."

hello and welcome back! it's just another week here at the apocalypse ranch with more jibber jabber about this and that and them. so there ya go. new one is ready to go so you can roll thru the normal routine - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - I wouldn't be caught dead in a Black Friday line. ALFRED, OFF YOUR ASS. THAT 65" $400 SONY WEGA ISN'T GOING TO BUY ITSELF!

apocalypse radio - three hundred and thirty fourth audio magazine/podcast

shaman@apocalypseradio.com (Charlie & Shaman) — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 19:37:49 PST

"from the batman's diary: Joker threatening to blow up all Gotham Twilight midnight screenings. Not saying I won’t stop him, but it would solve a lot of problems."

hello there, old friends! back again, we are! and the holidays are almost upon us - much like a pack of middle aged women going after a sale table on black friday. definitely my least favorite time of the year. bar none. thankfully, the holidays take up little to no space in the show. the way it should be. so without further adieu, the new one is ready - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - When people are more excited about Twilight: Breaking Dawn than they are about Dark Knight Rises, the system has failed.

apocalypse radio - three hundred and thirty third audio magazine/podcast

shaman@apocalypseradio.com (Charlie & Shaman) — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 11:18:46 PST

"from the batman's diary: Clayface is going back to jail. Sorry, did I say Clayface? I meant Lindsay Lohan."

OLA!! and welcome back to another exciting episode of apocalypse radio. this week was meant to be a short show BUT anytime we say that, it's a guarantee that we'll go way over time. and this week was no exception. aimed for 45 and ended up with 1 hour plus 20. c'est la vie. just that much more enjoyment for you, my children. it's ready to go so you can do the usual - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Yes, Robin, "Outlandish Groin Strikes" ARE part of the training. Now get up off the floor and hand me that whaling harpoon.

apocalypse radio - three hundred and thirty second audio magazine/podcast

shaman@apocalypseradio.com (Charlie & Shaman) — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 15:38:17 PDT

"from the batman's diary: Halloween usually gets pretty weird in Gotham. Either Joker is going in drag this year, or I just put Lady Gaga in the spinal injury ward."

yay! we love halloween! why? well, it's one more excuse to watch a bunch of horror flicks and that's never a bad thing. it's the kids knocking on your door part that i hate. but i've got it figured this year. i've dug a moat around the house. this is gonna work, trust me. JUST in case they get across there's an electrified fence beyond the moat. one way or the other, i'm keeping the halloween candy this year. ok, it's up and ready so grab it, baby! you know the routine - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Batman: "Six minutes of Dark Knight Rises will play with Mission: Impossible in IMAX. My guess is after he sees it, Tom Cruise will just quit."

apocalypse radio - three hundred and thirty first audio magazine/podcast

shaman@apocalypseradio.com (Charlie & Shaman) — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 20:21:05 PDT

"from the batman's diary: My favorite part of “Occupy Wall Street” is blasting a crowd of hippies with the sonic bowel disruptor."

ola, people of earth! yes, we know you've been anxiously awaiting our return. so were we. and here we are. it's a fun filled hour this week covering various and sundry topics.... a little of this, a little of that and a pinch of oregano. so join in the fun, it's all packed up and waiting for you - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Robin stood in line all morning for his iPhone 4S. Which made “accidentally” running it over with the Batpod so much funnier.

apocalypse radio - three hundred and thirtieth audio magazine/podcast

shaman@apocalypseradio.com (Charlie & Shaman) — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 20:46:03 PDT

"from the batman's diary: iPhone 4S huh? Nice work, Apple. Call me when it either has a bullet-proof alloy screen or is CALLED THE IPHONE 5!

and we are off again on another audio adventure! it's more talk, talk, talk this week... would you expect any different? we discuss the new iphone, the occupying of wall street and more so please join us this week. you know how to do it by now - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - "Project Runway was on" is NOT an acceptable excuse to not have my cape ironed, ALFRED!!

apocalypse radio - three hundred and twenty ninth audio magazine/podcast

shaman@apocalypseradio.com (Charlie & Shaman) — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 20:15:13 PDT

"from the batman's diary: Just ate a whole roast chicken, three protein bars, a 2000 calorie shake and an entire package of spicy brats. I’m watching my figure."

well, hello there! welcome back and all that good stuff. we're back on track, as you can see, and talkative as always. so grab a fresh cup of coffee and sit back so we can do the thinking for awhile. the standard, as it always will, applies - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - YES!! NATIONAL COFFEE DAY!! I’M CELEBRATING BY DRINKING 20 LATTES THEN DEMOLISHING A COLOMBIAN CARTEL. YEAH CAFFEINE!!

apocalypse radio - three hundred and twenty eighth audio magazine/podcast

shaman@apocalypseradio.com (Charlie & Shaman) — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 15:39:41 PDT

"from the batman's diary: Pop quiz. You're hanging upside down, trying to convince me you're telling the truth. Who do you swear to? A. God. B. Me C. Piss yourself."

and ACTION! ola! yes, i know, we slacked off for a week and skipped a show. i would give you the usual excuses but it boils down to time, bub! seems the older we get, the less we have. and ain't that the truth. but we're back again and have no intention of leaving or stopping any year soon. after 328 shows, it's as much a part of our live's as shaving. so there ya go. new one is up, so grab it! the usual, as usual, applies - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - The Batman. Women want him. Men want to be him. And the Riddler just wants to regain normal bladder function.

apocalypse radio - three hundred and twenty seventh audio magazine/podcast

shaman@apocalypseradio.com (Charlie & Shaman) — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 20:05:27 PDT

"from the batman's diary: Pumpkin Spice Latte is back at Starbucks. Almost enough to make you forget about your parents getting gunned down in a dirty alley."

ever have a day when you're at the pharmacy for a simple box of cold medicine and some 90 year old woman who isn't quite sure WHAT she needs manages to make it ahead of you by seconds and then proceeds to spend the next twenty minutes asking the pharmacist every question humanly possible (the answers to which are on the sheet that accompanies all prescriptions) and then argues over co-pay amounts? thank you, gladys, for making my day just a little bit brighter. i know i know - i'll be there someday myself. well, until then i'm going to bitch. okay, enough of my rant for the week. the show is up and on so you just go right there and grab it... after 327 shows, i'm sure know how but just in case you're new here - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Wow. I think I might have just invented a way to use salt and vinegar chips as a weapon.

apocalypse radio - three hundred and twenty sixth audio magazine/podcast

shaman@apocalypseradio.com (Charlie & Shaman) — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 17:01:30 PDT

"from the batman's diary: More changes to Star Wars on Blu-ray? Nice try George, but some a-hole already ruined my childhood."

and thank you, george lucas, for saving me $89.00. it actually does sadden me that i'll never see the ORIGINAL trilogy again the way i saw it then but at the same time, i'm quite pleased about it. i'm a conundrum like that. new one is ready to go for your aural enjoyment and you know the routine by now... for god's sake, it's been SEVEN years - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Finally, Robin is going back to school. I swear that kid sat around all summer playing video games and getting his ass beat by crowbars.

apocalypse radio - three hundred and twenty fifth audio magazine/podcast

shaman@apocalypseradio.com (Charlie & Shaman) — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 17:05:19 PDT

"from the batman's diary: Another Robin died today. Strapped to a rocket. Almost makes me wish I'd approved the Batstronaut project. Almost."

yup, we took a week off again. dealer's privilege. or something like that. we're considering a biweekly schedule during the summer what with all the activities and such but we'll maybe test that next year. for now, we're BACK TO FALL! my FAVORITE time of the year! i like cool weather. don't like the heat. like i say - you can always put on more clothes but there are only so many clothes you can take off before somebody calls the cops. so with that said, here is the latest - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Give a man a well placed strike to his L1 vertebrae and he’ll eat through a straw.

apocalypse radio - three hundred and twenty fourth audio magazine/podcast

shaman@apocalypseradio.com (Charlie & Shaman) — Sun, 14 Aug 2011 19:45:18 PDT

"from the batman's diary: Dear Londoners, sorry I can’t be there. In fact, looters are my favorite types of scum. I recommend starting with a solid kick to the groin."

come on in and pull up a chair! it's that time again and we're here to entertain you, as usual! i would rattle on and on like i usually do but i've got a pc project to jump into (we mention it) so we'll drop the formalities and get right to the point - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Be happy you got a quarterly bonus at all, Alfred. Besides - that particular model of vacuum cleaner is top of the line.

apocalypse radio - three hundred and twenty third audio magazine/podcast

shaman@apocalypseradio.com (Charlie & Shaman) — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 10:26:57 PDT

"from the batman's diary: Sharpening batarangs, listening to Rammstein. Damn, I love Mondays."

Welcome back! yes, we took a week off. this and that and those conflicts and what not. it happens. but we're back with a more than full show this week! more tales of me at the gym, blu releases, box office, partyin' charlie and more! so do the usual, kiddies - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Alfred, if constantly forgetting to triangle-cut my sandwiches is your attempt to drive me insane... IT’S WORKING.

apocalypse radio - three hundred and twenty second audio magazine/podcast

shaman@apocalypseradio.com (Charlie & Shaman) — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 14:05:48 PDT

"from the batman's diary: Want strong, healthy bones? Drink milk. Want to teach someone with strong, healthy bones a lesson? Drop him from the Batwing."

OLA, SENOR AND SENORITAS! i always feel like ricardo montalban when i say that out loud. i like it. kinda makes me wanna throw in star trek II: wrath of khan. alright, i'm starting to stray again. hello and welcome back to another wonderful week of.... US! not quite as exciting as last week. no spiders. hope you enjoyed the laugh at my terror. i really, really, really hate spiders. so yea, hopefully we'll keep you entertained anyway! it's up so do the usual - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Forget kindness. Commit random acts of JUSTICE.

apocalypse radio - three hundred and twenty first audio magazine/podcast

shaman@apocalypseradio.com (Charlie & Shaman) — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 20:56:44 PDT

"from the batman's diary: J.K. Rowling has vowed to never write another Harry Potter book. The Batman has vowed to make sure it stays that way."

hey, hey, hey! so how are things going in the real world? (we work in radio - furthest thing from the real world you could find) we've been busy with ebay, concerts and vegetation, among other things. and you get to reap the benefits of those activities - the show! this week, a spider stops by the show and everything falls apart. i'm a little scared of the things, admittedly. alright, enough about my phobias - the show is ready and the standard applies - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - I can’t wait to go to the theater for a Harry Potter screening. And walk out after the Dark Knight Rises trailer.

apocalypse radio - three hundred and twentieth audio magazine/podcast

shaman@apocalypseradio.com (Charlie & Shaman) — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 10:42:43 PDT

"from the batman's diary: And I looked and behold, I saw a pale horse. And the rider’s name was Batman. And Hell followed with him."

so... we meet AGAIN! its that time and that place - time for the new apocalypse radio, kiddies! this week, we're a little slower than normal. vacation week for both of us so we were away from the standard entertainment and news feeds which we normally are assaulted by day and night. but we manage to keep it interesting nonetheless! so we're ready when you are - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Hey Gordon, I don’t come to your office and tell you how to do YOUR job... Actually, I just do your job for you, don’t I?

apocalypse radio - three hundred and ninteenth audio magazine/podcast

shaman@apocalypseradio.com (Charlie & Shaman) — Sun, 03 Jul 2011 19:35:04 PDT

"from the batman's diary: Being Knighted: elderly queen taps you with a sword. Being Dark Knighted: I crush your windpipe and you tell me where the drugs are.

and yes, we're already back! back on track with a sunday morning show this lovely fourth of july weekend. ah, the sound of inferior, cheaply made fireworks going off all over my neighborhood. if you listen VERY close, you'll hear a lot of "Hey, Honey! Watch this!", followed by explosions and shrieks. it's a kentucky thing, i guess. so here you go, enjoy - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - "Why do we fall?" We didn't. It's called a "horizontal sweeping kick" and now you're a paraplegic. It's an easy mistake to make.

apocalypse radio - three hundred and eighteenth audio magazine/podcast

shaman@apocalypseradio.com (Charlie & Shaman) — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 13:23:25 PDT

"from the batman's diary: If you love something, set it free. Told that to Penguin right before I dropped him off Wayne Tower. What can I say, I'm a romantic."

yup, i'm late gettin' it up again. you can blame this one on me and a fine bottle of Bulleit Bourbon. i swear to GOD i thought i uploaded it. so you may be getting two shows very close together since we're planning on sunday. bonus for you after a semi-dry spell. so, there ya go. usual applies - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Batworkout Mix: Rage Against the Machine. System of a Down. Prince.

apocalypse radio - three hundred and seventeenth audio magazine/podcast

shaman@apocalypseradio.com (Charlie & Shaman) — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 05:08:49 PDT

"from the batman's diary: Happy Father’s Day to all the awesome dads out there who aren’t murdered. Seriously. Way to be not dead."

yep, you thought right - it's THAT time again! we're back this week with more discussion of my "attempt" to get in shape, tales o' ebay and oh so much more. so quickly grab it before the end times come! you never know what apocalypse is right around the corner waiting to happen. you know the routine by now - use the rss feed link on the left... or CLICK HERE, O FAITHFUL LISTENER!! or right click back there, do a "save target as" and save the mp3 on your hard drive. and until next time - Sure, it feels weird to ground a 12-year-old for not beating a mob thug unconscious fast enough. But how else is he going to learn?