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	    <title>Apokalips Web Comic</title>
	    <link>http://myapokalips.com/</link>
	    <description>Apokalips: The greatest Web Comic of All Time!</description>
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	    <dc:creator>Mike Gioia is at boneasaurus@myapokalips.com</dc:creator>

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				<pubDate>Sat, 25 Feb 2012 17:18:45 +0000</pubDate>
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				<title><![CDATA[Chicken Fight]]></title>
				<link>http://myapokalips.com/show/173</link>
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					<![CDATA[<img src="http://myapokalips.com/public/cartoons/en/173_Chicken_War.png" title="I stumbled into a chicken coop in brooklyn last week. Probably the nastiest thing I've been around in a while but man does chicken hit the spot." alt="I stumbled into a chicken coop in brooklyn last week. Probably the nastiest thing I've been around in a while but man does chicken hit the spot." />]]>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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				<title><![CDATA[Fat Girlfriend]]></title>
				<link>http://myapokalips.com/show/172</link>
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					<![CDATA[<img src="http://myapokalips.com/public/cartoons/en/172_Fat_Notes.png" title="...says the single guy." alt="...says the single guy." />]]>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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				<title><![CDATA[Poop Alarm]]></title>
				<link>http://myapokalips.com/show/171</link>
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					<![CDATA[<img src="http://myapokalips.com/public/cartoons/en/170_Poop_Alarm.png" title="Finally, ya know? In all this time off from tooning I've learned a lot of new things: bread baking, ableton live 8, yoga, but nothing beats the comics. For the 4 of you reading still, I want to try to make these toons weirder.

Also, incidentally, I need to get up at 6 tomorrow. Unfortunately I gave up seamlessweb for January so I'm stuck eating all of this bread." alt="Finally, ya know? In all this time off from tooning I've learned a lot of new things: bread baking, ableton live 8, yoga, but nothing beats the comics. For the 4 of you reading still, I want to try to make these toons weirder.

Also, incidentally, I need to get up at 6 tomorrow. Unfortunately I gave up seamlessweb for January so I'm stuck eating all of this bread." />]]>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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				<title><![CDATA[Ones and Zeros]]></title>
				<link>http://myapokalips.com/show/170</link>
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					<![CDATA[<img src="http://myapokalips.com/public/cartoons/en/170_Ones_Zeros.png" title="I hope no one held their breath!" alt="I hope no one held their breath!" />]]>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 13 Oct 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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				<title><![CDATA[Urine Ass]]></title>
				<link>http://myapokalips.com/show/169</link>
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					<![CDATA[<img src="http://myapokalips.com/public/cartoons/en/169_Urine_Ass.png" title="Finally figured out a way to make backgrounds in these in a non-painful way! Also, funny story: my best friend in high school was dared for $2 by me senior year to piss in the back of French class. He did, and I feel like a jerk for doing this, but I didn't pay him because the urine puddle wasn't large enough. About 3 minutes after it happened, someone noticed and the entire class kept saying 'urine trouble' to him for the rest of the period. Ha, its amazing the teacher had no idea what was going on." alt="Finally figured out a way to make backgrounds in these in a non-painful way! Also, funny story: my best friend in high school was dared for $2 by me senior year to piss in the back of French class. He did, and I feel like a jerk for doing this, but I didn't pay him because the urine puddle wasn't large enough. About 3 minutes after it happened, someone noticed and the entire class kept saying 'urine trouble' to him for the rest of the period. Ha, its amazing the teacher had no idea what was going on." />]]>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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				<title><![CDATA[New Announcement!]]></title>
				<link>http://myapokalips.com/http://myapokalips.com/blog/2010/08/Apokalips-no-longer-MonThurs-</link>
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					<![CDATA[Oh no! Unfortunately, Apokalips will be leaving the Monday/Thursday schedule in favor of only posting when I'm inspired to. You can read more <a href="http://myapokalips.com/blog/2010/08/Apokalips-no-longer-MonThurs-/">here</a>.]]>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 11:22:40 +0000</pubDate>
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				<title><![CDATA[Tea Party]]></title>
				<link>http://myapokalips.com/show/168</link>
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					<![CDATA[<img src="http://myapokalips.com/public/cartoons/en/168_Paddington_Bear.png" title="This is the best cockney I could do. I also think it would be funny to rig up a Paddington Bear with a pull chord, load in a ton of British slang phrases, and donate it to a children's school." alt="This is the best cockney I could do. I also think it would be funny to rig up a Paddington Bear with a pull chord, load in a ton of British slang phrases, and donate it to a children's school." />]]>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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				<title><![CDATA[New Announcement!]]></title>
				<link>http://myapokalips.com/</link>
				<guid>http://myapokalips.com/</guid>
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					<![CDATA[Sorry all, it was my birthday-blowout-weekend so there's no toon for Monday. Stay tooned for the toon on Thurs!]]>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 09:39:13 +0000</pubDate>
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				<title><![CDATA[Good Game]]></title>
				<link>http://myapokalips.com/show/167</link>
				<guid>http://myapokalips.com/show/167</guid>
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					<![CDATA[<img src="http://myapokalips.com/public/cartoons/en/167_Ice_Cream.png" title="Actually, a good game when I played little league meant 2 packs of fun dip, a pizza pretzel, cheese fries, and one of your friend's mozzarella sticks." alt="Actually, a good game when I played little league meant 2 packs of fun dip, a pizza pretzel, cheese fries, and one of your friend's mozzarella sticks." />]]>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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				<title><![CDATA[Kraft Singles Party]]></title>
				<link>http://myapokalips.com/show/166</link>
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					<![CDATA[<img src="http://myapokalips.com/public/cartoons/en/166_Kraft_Singles.png" title="I actually can't stomach kraft singles. I will never for the life of me understand how those are preferable to the deli cheeses." alt="I actually can't stomach kraft singles. I will never for the life of me understand how those are preferable to the deli cheeses." />]]>
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				<pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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				<title><![CDATA[New Announcement!]]></title>
				<link>http://myapokalips.com/</link>
				<guid>http://myapokalips.com/</guid>
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					<![CDATA[Comic will be posted Friday instead. Check out <a href="http://www.threadless.com/product/771/zoom.gif">this fun picture</a> for the time being!]]>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 08:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
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				<title><![CDATA[Makeup]]></title>
				<link>http://myapokalips.com/show/165</link>
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					<![CDATA[<img src="http://myapokalips.com/public/cartoons/en/165_Pig_Makeup.png" title="You march right back up those stairs and take that shit off your face this instant. I swear to god, I will beat you till the cows come home if that's not off in 5 minutes. You think you're some sort of hussy? Huh? With your hoochie pants and your mini skirts. Well not in this house, sweetie. Not now, not ever. Why'd I send you to Catholic school? It sure as hell didn't do a damn thing for you! Sluttin it up with the public school boys. You just wait till your father hears about this. You just wait, he'll have a thing or two to say about all this, and if the good Lord knows what's best for ya, he'll have the wherewithall in 'em to beat this sense into that thick skull of yours. Two across the cheeks, one across the crown. That's what my father showed me, and look how I turned out!" alt="You march right back up those stairs and take that shit off your face this instant. I swear to god, I will beat you till the cows come home if that's not off in 5 minutes. You think you're some sort of hussy? Huh? With your hoochie pants and your mini skirts. Well not in this house, sweetie. Not now, not ever. Why'd I send you to Catholic school? It sure as hell didn't do a damn thing for you! Sluttin it up with the public school boys. You just wait till your father hears about this. You just wait, he'll have a thing or two to say about all this, and if the good Lord knows what's best for ya, he'll have the wherewithall in 'em to beat this sense into that thick skull of yours. Two across the cheeks, one across the crown. That's what my father showed me, and look how I turned out!" />]]>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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				<title><![CDATA[Bic Man]]></title>
				<link>http://myapokalips.com/show/164</link>
				<guid>http://myapokalips.com/show/164</guid>
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					<![CDATA[<img src="http://myapokalips.com/public/cartoons/en/164_Bic_Man.png" title="What Bic giveth, Bic taketh away." alt="What Bic giveth, Bic taketh away." />]]>
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				<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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				<title><![CDATA[Rule 35: Loosey Leafey]]></title>
				<link>http://myapokalips.com/show/163</link>
				<guid>http://myapokalips.com/show/163</guid>
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					<![CDATA[<img src="http://myapokalips.com/public/cartoons/en/163_Loose_Leaf.png" title="Modest Leaf paper, apparently, doesn't like to be drawn on either." alt="Modest Leaf paper, apparently, doesn't like to be drawn on either." />]]>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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