Inside The Black Hole

US has told Pakistan to act against LeT: Timothy Roemer - The Economic Times

2011-05-10T23:38:00.001+06:00

Check out this website I found at economictimes.indiatimes.com

now as the order has come, requested to act soon..

Baby!!

2011-05-07T16:23:00.001+06:00

A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said: 'Doctor, I have a serious problem and desperately need your help! My baby is not even 1 year old and I'm pregnant again. I don't want kids so close together. So the doctor said: 'Ok and what do you want me to do?' She said: 'I want you to end my pregnancy, and I'm counting on your help with this.' The doctor thought for a little, and after some silence he said to the lady: 'I think I have a better solution for your problem. It's less dangerous for you too.' She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request. Then he continued: 'You see, in order for you not to have to take care 2 babies at the same time, let's kill the one in your arms. This way, you could rest some before the other one is born. If we're going to kill one of them, it doesn't matter which one it is. There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms. The lady was horrified and said: 'No doctor! How terrible! It's a crime to kill a child! 'I agree', the doctor replied. 'But you seemed to be OK with it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution.' The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point. He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that's already been born and one that's still in the womb. The crime is the same! If you agree, please SHARE. Together we can help save precious lives! "Love says I sacrifice myself for the good of the other person. Abortion says I sacrifice the other person for the good of myself..." Jesus sacrificed Himself for the good of sinners! That's perfect love! -unkown

A difficult Judgement

2011-05-05T17:48:00.001+06:00

In a small town, a person decided to open up his Bar business, which

was right opposite to the Temple. The Temple and its congregation
started a campaign to block the Bar from opening with petitions and
prayed daily against his business.Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about
to open a few days later, a strong lightning struck the Bar and it
was burnt to the ground.
The temple folks were rather smug in their outlook after that, till
the Bar owner sued the Temple authorities on the grounds that the
Temple through its congregation and prayers was ultimately responsible
for the demise of his bar shop, either through direct or indirect
actions or means.
In its reply to the court, the temple vehemently denied all
responsibility or any connection that their prayers were reasons to
the bar shop's demise. As the case made its way into court, the judge
looked over the paperwork at the hearing and commented:

'I don't know how I'm going to decide this case, but it appears from
the paperwork, we have a bar owner who believes in the power of
prayer and we have an entire temple and its devotees that doesn't...'

Obama, Osama and Terror

2011-05-03T18:38:00.001+06:00

Finally Obama convinced the whole world that Osama is dead, and he is still the leader of the most brutal terror group! One Osama who killed thousands of Americans who in return killed more Afghanis and others to find One Osama. The same Osama who was helping them in fighting the Soviet army! The whole story you can read at any random website as everyone is writing about it. So what is my question?

My question is not ‘why Pakistan Army was clueless about Osama who was hiding right under their nose in a mansion?’. My question is ‘Why was they not able to protect him if they had protected him for all these years?’ Nothing is clear so far, as all this looks like a dream where we know what happened, but are not at all clear of the facts. The bottom line is, he was found in Pakistan, or rather projected to be found on the Pak soil. Why? No Idea.

Now people are asking the Government of India (via SM) to do something about Dawood Ibrahim. Enter Paksitan and get him? Now that the efficiency of Pakistani defense can be compared to Poonam Pandey’s tall claims, India has nothing to fear!

But what about Local Pakistani people who are now officially tagged as people who give birth to terrorism and protect them as well? They are as innocent as the people of Afghanistan who has nothing to do with whatever was happening at the International Politics. With the present energy crisis and political hollowness, Pak should really pray for their bright future. India and Pakistan both are facing their share of problems, but the moment these countries come in direct conflict or friendship with Mr. America, then the whole world knows what happens!

How can any country allow the defense of some other country to enter and conduct operations without keeping them in the loop? When asked about the operation, most of the leaders of Pakistan were clueless about it.

America is firm as usual.. Pakistan is confused as usual.. and India is clueless as usual. The triangular love story will continue for decades, the only thing we need to look forward is:- Will USA still provide the ‘Aid/Alimony’ to fight terror to Pakistan or they would just ignore them and move on in life!

This death is not at all convincing. DNA can now be made to show positive results. Photograph can be Photoshopped to convince, but the truth as usual, will be known to only two people: Mr. Obama and Mr. Julian Assange!

This might be the end of Osama, but is this the end of Terror? Million dollar question for Pakistan, literally!

Moral

2011-04-30T15:50:00.001+06:00

* Kutta, Sher Aur Bandar
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Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya. Tabhi usne dekha ek sher uskii
taraf aa raha hai. Kutte ki saans rookh gayi. "Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!"
usne socha. Phir usne saamane kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh aate hue
sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosne laga
aur zor zor se bolne laga, "wah! Sher ko khaane ka mazaa hi kuch aur hai. Ek
aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!"
Aur usne zor se dakaar mara. Is bar sher soch mein pad gayaa. Usne socha "ye
kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai! Jaan bacha kara bhago!"
Aur sher wahan se jaan bachaa ke bhaaga.
Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha. Usne socha yeh mauka
achha hai sher ko saari kahani bata deta hoon - sher se dosti ho jayegi aur
usse zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho jayega.. Woh phataphat sher
ke pichhe bhaaga. Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate hue dekh liya aur samajh gayaki
koi locha hai. Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise kutte ne use
bewakoof banaya hai. Sher zor se dahada, "chal mere saath abhi uski leela
khatam karta hoon" aur Bandar ko apani peeth par baitha kar sher kutte ki
taraf
lapka.
Can u imagine the quick HR  Management by the DOG...
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Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek baar phir uskii taraf peeth karke baith
gaya aur zor zor se bolne laga, "Is Bandar ko bhej ke 1 ghanta ho gaya,
saala ek sher phasaa kar nahi la sakta!"
Moral of the story: There are many such monkeys around us, try to identify
them and beware of them.

Brilliant Read

2011-04-29T10:03:00.001+06:00

Some, rather most organizations reject his CV today because he has
changed jobs frequently (10 in 14 years). My friend, the ˜job hopper™
(referred here as Mr. JH), does not mind it. well he does not need to
mind it at all. Having worked full-time with 10 employer companies in
just 14 years gives Mr. JH the relaxing edge that most of the ˜company
loyal™ employees are struggling for today. Today, Mr. JH too is laid
off like some other 14-15 year experienced guys “ the difference being
the latter have just worked in 2-3 organizations in the same number of
years. Here are the excerpts of an interview with Mr. JH:
Q: Why have you changed 10 jobs in 14 years?
A: To get financially sound and stable before getting laid off the second time.
Q: So you knew you would be laid off in the year 2009?
A: Well I was laid off first in the year 2002 due to the first global
economic slowdown. I had not got a full-time job before January 2003
when the economy started looking up; so I had struggled for almost a
year without job and with compromises.
Q: Which number of job was that?
A: That was my third job.
Q: So from Jan 2003 to Jan 2009, in 6 years, you have changed 8 jobs
to make the count as 10 jobs in 14 years?
A: I had no other option. In my first 8 years of professional life, I
had worked only for 2 organizations thinking that jobs are deserved
after lot of hard work and one should stay with an employer company to
justify the saying ˜employer loyalty™. But I was an idiot.
Q: Why do you say so?
A: My salary in the first 8 years went up only marginally. I could not
save enough and also, I had thought that I had a ˜permanent™ job, so I
need not worry about ˜what will I do if I lose my job™. I could never
imagine losing a job because of economic slowdown and not because of
my performance. That was January 2002.
Q: Can you brief on what happened between January 2003 and 2009.
A: Well, I had learnt my lessons of being ˜company loyal™ and not
˜money earning and saving loyal™. But then you can save enough only
when you earn enough. So I shifted my loyalty towards money making and
saving “ I changed 8 jobs in 6 years assuring all my interviewers
about my stability.
Q: So you lied to your interviewers; you had already planned to change
the job for which you were being interviewed on a particular day?
A: Yes, you can change jobs only when the market is up and companies
are hiring. You tell me “ can I get a job now because of the slowdown?
No. So one should change jobs for higher salaries only when the market
is up because that is the only time when companies hire and can afford
the expected salaries.
Q: What have you gained by doing such things?
A: That's the question I was waiting for. In Jan 2003, I had a fixed
salary (without variables) of say Rs. X p.a. In January 2009, my
salary was 8X. So assuming my salary was Rs.3 lakh p.a. in Jan 2003,
my last drawn salary in Jan 2009 was Rs.24 lakh p.a. (without
variable). I never bothered about variable as I had no intention to
stay for 1 year and go through the appraisal process to wait for the
company to give me a hike.
Q: So you decided on your own hike?
A: Yes, in 2003, I could see the slowdown coming again in future like
it had happened in 2001-02. Though I was not sure by when the next
slowdown would come, I was pretty sure I wanted a ˜debt-free™ life
before being laid off again. So I planned my hike targets on a yearly
basis without waiting for the year to complete.
Q: So are you debt-free now?
A: Yes, I earned so much by virtue of job changes for money and spent
so little that today I have a loan free 2 BR flat (1200 sq.. feet)
plus a loan free big car without bothering about any EMIs. I am laid
off too but I do not complain at all. If I have laid off companies for
money, it is OK if a company lays me off because of lack of money.
Q: Who is complaining?
A: All those guys who are not getting a job to pay their EMIs off are
complaining. They had made fun of me saying I am a job hopper and do
not have any company loyalty. Now I ask them what they gained by their
company loyalty; they too are laid off like me and pass comments to me
“ why will you bother about us, you are already debt-free. They were
still in the bracket of 12-14 lakh p.a. when they were laid off.
Q: What is your advice to professionals?
A: Like Narayan Murthy had said “ love your job and not your company
because you never know when your company will stop loving you. In the
same lines, love yourself and your family needs more than the
company's needs. Companies can keep coming and going; family will
always remain the same. Make money for yourself first and
simultaneously make money for the company, not the other way around.
Q: What is your biggest pain point with companies?
A: When a company does well, its CEO will address the entire company
saying, ˜well done guys, it is YOUR company, keep up the hard work, I
am with you. But when the slowdown happens and the company does not do
so well, the same CEO will say, œIt is MY company and to save the
company, I have to take tough decisions including asking people to go.
So think about your financial stability first; when you get laid off,
your kids will complain to you and not your boss.

Must Read

2011-04-29T10:02:00.001+06:00

If   you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have   been
as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense
attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine
the police officer's credibility...
Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'
A:   'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the
description of the offender, running several blocks   away.'
Q:   'Officer -- who provided this description?'
A:   'The officer who responded to the scene.'
Q:   'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called
offender. Do you trustyour fellow officers?'
A:   'Yes, sir. With my life.'
Q:   'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have
a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily
duties?'
A:   'Yes sir, we do!'
Q:   'And do you have a locker in the room?'
A:   'Yes sir, I do.'
Q: 'And do you have a lock on your   locker?'
A:   'Yes sir.'
Q:   'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with
your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you
share with these same officers?'
A:   'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court   complex,
and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk   through that room.'
The   courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was
called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's
'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll   win.

Rajni Mobile

2011-04-25T10:22:00.001+06:00

NOKIA planning to launch
Rajnikanth 'R' series in 2012
Features:
*20sims
*10yr battery backup
*1 ZB memory
*1000 Megapixles Cam
*TV
*Oven
*Washing Machine
*Fridge
*AC
*Mini Rocket Launcher
*Mini AK-47
and the new special feature 24G which is better than 3G
In this u can pul-out the person from phon & talk directly!!

Anna Hazaare

2011-04-07T23:26:00.001+06:00

1. Who is Anna Hazare? An ex-army man. Fought 1965 Indo-Pak War
2. What's so special about him? He built a village Ralegaon Siddhi in
Ahamad Nagar district, Maharashtra
3. So what? This village is a self-sustained model village. Energy is
produced in the village itself from solar power, biofuel and wind
mills. In 1975, it used to be a poverty clad village. Now it is one of
the richest village in India. It has become a model for
self-sustained, eco-friendly & harmonic village.
4. Ok,...? This guy, Anna Hazare was awarded Padma Bhushan and is a
known figure for his social activities.
5. Really, what is he fighting for? He is supporting a cause, the
amendment of a law to curb corruption in India.
6. How that can be possible? He is advocating for a Bil, The Jan
Lokpal Bill (The Citizen Ombudsman Bill), that will form an autonomous
authority who will make politicians (ministers), beurocrats (IAS/IPS)
accountable for their deeds.
8. It's an entirely new thing right..? In 1972, the bill was proposed
by then Law minister Mr. Shanti Bhushan. Since then it has been
neglected by the politicians and some are trying to change the bill to
suit thier theft (corruption).
7. Oh.. He is going on a hunger strike for that whole thing of passing
a Bill ! How can that be possible in such a short span of time? The
first thing he is asking for is: the government should come forward
and announce that the bill is going to be passed. Next, they make a
joint committee to DRAFT the JAN LOKPAL BILL. 50% goverment
participation and 50% public participation. Because you cant trust the
government entirely for making such a bill which does not suit them.
8. Fine, What will happen when this bill is passed? A LokPal will be
appointed at the centre. He will have an autonomous charge, say like
the Election Commission of India. In each and every state, Lokayukta
will be appointed. The job is to bring all alleged party to trial in
case of corruptions within 1 year. Within 2 years, the guilty will be
punished. Not like, Bofors scam or Bhopal Gas Tragedy case, that has
been going for last 25 years without any result.
9. Is he alone? Whoelse is there in the fight with Anna Hazare? Baba
Ramdev, Ex. IPS Kiran Bedi, Social Activist Swami Agnivesh, RTI
activist Arvind Kejriwal and many more. Prominent personalities like
Aamir Khan is supporting his cause.
10. Ok, got it. What can I do? At least we can spread the message.
How? Putting status message, links, video, changing profile pics. At
least we can support Anna Hazare and the cause for uprooting
corruption from India. At least we can hope that his Hunger Strike
does not go in vain. At least we can pray for his good health.
Thanks for reading.

Facts

2011-04-06T07:21:00.001+06:00

Jersey no.10
Age 37=3+7=10
ht 5'5"=5+5=10
WC winning date
2/4/2011=2+4+2+0+1+1=10
WC after 28 yrs=2+8=10
Strike rate in WC=91=9+1=10
truly 10dulkar...:):)
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Captain's knock on World Cup 2011

2011-03-23T18:56:00.001+06:00

I was just wondering about the Captain's contributions towards their respective teams. Check this out:-

1 .KC Sangakkara (SL) 6 match - 363 runs
2.Andrew strauss (ENG)6 match -329 runs

3.Afridi (pak) 6 match -21 wickets
4.Grame smith (SA)6 match -155 Runs

5.Dhoni (IND) 5 match -96 run ( not even 20 avg)
6.Ponting (AUS)6 Match - 106 run( not even 20 avg)

To Sachin Tendulkar Fans..

2011-03-22T22:45:00.001+06:00

"I want my son to become Sachin Tendulkar." -Brian Lara(WI)
''V did not lose 2 a team called India, v lost 2 a man called Sachin'' - Mark Taylor(aus)
'Nothing bad can happen 2 us if v were on a plane in India wit Sachin Tendulkar on it.''-Hashim Amla(SA)
''He can play that leg glance with a walking stick also.-Waqar Younis(Pak)
''There r 2 kind of batsman in the world. 1 Sachin Tendulkar and 2. all the others .-Andy Flower(ZIM)
"I have seen God. He bats at no.4 for India in tests.-Matthew Hayden(AUS.)
"I c myself when i c Sachin batting.-Don Bradman(AUS)
"Do your crime when Sachin is batting, bcos even God is busy watching his batting. -Australian Fan
Barack Obama - "I don't know about cricket but still I watch cricket to see Sachin play..Not b'coz I love his play
its b'coz I want to know the reason why my country's production goes down by 5 percent when he's in batting"...

Friends

2011-03-22T00:08:00.001+06:00

When you rise up, your friends know who you are. When you fall down, you know who your friends are! True & relevant.

Kaun Banega "CHOR-PATI".........Quite Relevant

2011-03-19T16:58:00.001+06:00

Kaun Banega "CHOR-PATI".........

You all know KBC is Good Business. But have you ever pondered how well?????
Any guesses?????

Let's see ……..
Airtel is charging Rs.6/- per SMS sent for this contest. Assuming there are only 100 entries from say 10 cities of some 20 districts and 20 states ….....

6(Rs. per SMS) x 100(entries) x 10(cities) x 20(districts) x 20(states) i.e. = 6 x 100 x 10 x 20 x 20 = Rs.24, 00,000/-.
Rs.24 lakhs in just 20 minutes (from people trying for the Rs.2 lakhs cash prize). Imagine the scenario if 1000 entries try out from 100 cities?
The figure simply grows by 2 more zeroes and yields a whopping Rs.24 crores !!!!!
And it does not stop there. In practice, it could be another multiple of 100 or a multiple of 1000 on an average. In that case, it is 24 x 100 crores earnings in just 20 minutes on every episode!!!

And the prize money: A mere Rs.2 crores !!!!! (and from whose pocket ?????)
Smart Business By Siddharth Basu! And the best part of the above calculation is just the SMS earning!!!!! What about the Ad money ?????
A rough annual profit calculation goes like this:
(2400 x 5 x 4) (episode/month) x 12 = Rs.5, 76,000 crores.
Let even 50% get dissolved in taxes and other payments; still, you will be left with (which includes even the meagre Rs.480 crores of prize money, i.e., if every episode bags Rs.2 crores prize) – Rs.2, 88,000/- crores profit !!!!! (Only from SMS).

Therefore, a Very Simple Question: "KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI" and your options are –
A) SONY TV
B) AIRTEL
C) AMITABH BACHAN
D) SIDDHARTH BASU

Computerji, iska jawab bataiye....
Answer: All FOUR..!!!!

Now you know why AB gets so emotional when episodes end ???

Japanese Culture

2011-03-19T14:26:00.001+06:00

Foreign observers are noting with curiosity and wonder that the Japanese people in disaster-plagued areas are not looting for desperately-needed supplies like bottled water. This behavior contrasts sharply with what has so often happened in the wake of catastrophes elsewhere, such as Haiti, New Orleans, Chile, and the UK, to name only a few. Most people chalk up the extraordinary good behavior to Japanese culture, noting the legendary politeness of Japanese people in everyday life.

http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/03/why_the_japanese_arent_looting.html

11-yr-old Rajkot boy scores full marks in Microsoft exam

2011-03-19T10:05:00.001+06:00

A city boy has become the youngest student to equal the world record of obtaining full 1,000 marks in an online computer exam conducted by US-based multinational Microsoft Corp.
Akshit Jayesh Dhruv, a Class V student, appeared in the exam on March 16 and obtained full marks, said Chirag Kothari, Centre Head of Inside Tomorrow Computer Academy, where the 11-year-old studied.
Nearly 17,000 candidates, from as many as 119 countries and studying from Standard III to post graduates, appeared in the exam in which Akshit was ranked first, Kothari said.

Dum Maaro Dum Lyrics

2011-03-19T02:09:00.001+06:00

Hey, Tu Phir Dekh Raha Hai
Aaj Aankh Sek Raha Hai, Kal Haath Sekega
Aaj Di Chod Raha Hai, Kal Khudi Rokega
Aaj Mere Liye Chair Kheech Raha Hai
Kal Meri Skirt Kheechega
Kheechega Ke Nahin Hun
Akkad Bakkad Bambay Bo
Assi Nabbe Poore Sau
Sau Rupeya Ka Banjoli
Do Sau Hum Ho Udanchi
(Phir Kyun Main Tu Kar Reh Tain Tu)
Unche Se Uncha Banda, Potty Pe Baithe Nanga
Phir Kaahe Ki Society, Saali Kaahe Ka Paakhanda
Bheje Se Kaleje Se, Kalaje Ke Kalaje Se
Mit Jaaye Hum Maroge Toh Jeeyoge Dum Maaro Dum
Dum Maaro Dum
Mit Jaaye Gham
Bolo Subaha Shaam
Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Hare Ram
Dum Maaro Dum
Mit Jaaye Gham
Bolo Subaha Shaam
Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Hare Ram
(Duniya Mein Humko Nahin Aata
Duniya Mein Humdar Nahin Aata
Humdum Ki Parwah Kare Kyun
Sapne Hamara Nahin Aata)
Dum Maaro Dum
Mit Jaaye Gham
Bolo Subaha Shaam
Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Hare Ram
Kya Hai Kahani Tere Paap Ki
Topi Hai Pyaare Har Naam Ki
Khuli Hai Supermarket Baap Ki
Kya Hai Pasand Toh Aap Ki
Andar Ke Bandar Se Ho Guftagu Si Ik Baat
Thi Justaju Si Ik Baat
Ho Guftagu Si Ik Baat
(Phir Kyun Main Tu Kar Reh Tain Tu)
Unche Se Uncha Banda, Potty Pe Baithe Nanga
Phir Kaahe Ki Society, Saali Kaahe Ka Paakhanda
Bheje Se Kaleje Se, Kalaje Ke Kalaje Se
Mit Jaaye Hum Maroge Toh Jeeyoge Dum Maaro Dum
Dum Maaro Dum
Mit Jaaye Gham
Bolo Subaha Shaam
Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Hare Ram
Dum Maaro Dum
Mit Jaaye Gham
Bolo Subaha Shaam
Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Hare Krishna

Life!!

2011-03-19T01:02:00.001+06:00

Our Birth is our
Opening Balance

Our Death is our Closing Balance
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our
Creative Ideas
are our Assets

Heart is our
Current Asset

Soul is our
Fixed Asset

Brain is our
Fixed Deposit

Thoughts are our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade

Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behavior are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest Earned

Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents

Knowledge is our
Investment

Experience is our Premium Account
Our Aim is, 2 Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately…
& the Goal is, 2 get the ‘Best Presented Accounts’ Award!

Ditto for India

2011-03-18T07:19:00.001+06:00

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help ~ Ronald Reagan

drunken fact..

2011-03-17T23:44:00.001+06:00

1 Ltr =1000ML
1/2 Ltr= 500ML 1/4 Ltr= 250ML But
"Daru"
1Full=750ML
1Half=360ML
1Quater=180ML
Why?
Kyuki govt pinewalo ko chutya samajhti hai
"JAGO GRAHAK JAGO"
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Nehra jokes..

2011-03-17T23:42:00.001+06:00

Couple silent in bed.
Wife thinks :
Why is he not talking to me?
Is he thinking of another woman?
Does he like someone else?
Is he seeing someone?
Don't I appeal to him anymore?
Are wrinkles showing on my face?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Have I put on weight at the wrong places?
Does my make up repel him these days.
Is he upset with my nagging?
WHY IS HE UPSET?
Husband thinks :Why the hell did Dhoni give the last over to Nehra? :O X_X
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Chanakya said..

2011-03-17T23:35:00.001+06:00

Chanakya said:
"Don't share ur top secrets with anyone; b'coz, if u cant keep ur secrets with u, dont expect somebody to keep ur secrets with them."
Then it will suck out all the gossip fun that we have.. Kya Chanakya, how boring! :P Sent from my Nokia phone

Sympathy..

2011-03-17T19:49:00.001+06:00

3 log marne k bad swarag k darwaje par pahuche..
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1st-me pujari hu mene aapki zindagi bhar sewa ki mujhe andar aane do.
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God-next.
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2nd-me doctor Hu. maine zindagi bhar logo ki sewa ki mujhe andar aane do..
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God-next.
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3rd-meh shaadi shuddha hoon....
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God-Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar aaja.
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Couple Jokes..

2011-03-17T11:11:00.001+06:00

Couple silent in bed.
Wife thinks :
Why is he not talking to me?
Is he thinking of another woman?
Does he like someone else?
Is he seeing someone?
Don't I appeal to him anymore?
Are wrinkles showing on my face?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Have I put on weight at the wrong places?
Does my make up repel him these days.
Is he upset with my nagging?
WHY IS HE UPSET?
Husband thinks :Why the hell did Dhoni give the last over to Nehra? Sent from my Nokia phone

Live Tension Free

2011-03-17T11:06:00.001+06:00

Earth weighs 6.6 Septilion Tons,
Don't make it heavier by carrying tensions & heavy heart!
Stay light,Laugh a lot,Love much, & Enjoy each moments. Gud mrng n a tension free day ahead
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