Slicey is a vinyl pig who holds a large carving knife to his own mid-section while he grins maniacally. Stick him on the dashboard of your car with the adhesive base and he will go into a slicing frenzy every time you go over a bump. That crazy Slicey, what will he do next?

If Slicey looks a little familiar, it might be because you’ve seen the old French advertisement he’s based on.

This time we get a look at the incredible Slicey the Pig Dashboard Wiggler, the Dashboard Monster, Jim’s Bag of Broken Candy, and Underpants Candy – possibly the strangest, silliest candy we’ve come up with yet. Are you ready?

Check it out:

In this first episode Dan’l enthusiastically demonstrates two of our newest items, Slicey the Pig Dashboard Wiggler and the Dashboard Monsters.

Dan’l is so devoted to his demonstration that he gets a bit carried away and encounters some technical difficulties. Let’s hope he recovers to deliver a second episode of The Dan’l Show!

We were thrilled when a few of Seattle’s Finest dropped in and tried their luck. Look at these awesome guys! They truly are fearless.

But we wouldn’t ask our beloved customers to test their luck without offering something in return. All customers brave enough to accept the challenge will be rewarded with a prize. You don’t even have to be quite as daring as this awesome fellow who decided walk under the ladder while holding an open umbrella:



So come on over tomorrow, Friday the 13th, and fly in the face of superstition in exchange for a prize!

Get ready for such wonders as the Inflatable Unicorn Horn (be a unicorn in an instant, anytime and anywhere), the Emergency Inflatable Rubber Chicken, Honey Badger Mints (because, while the honey badger doesn’t care about a lot of things, he does care about your bad breath), the Zombie Sleep Mask (sleep the sleep of the undead), the Squirrel and Cardinal latex masks, and the Eyeball Lunch Bag.

How on earth did we come up with the idea for an Eyeball Lunch Bag?
Watch the video to find out:

This year Passover begins at sunset on Friday, April 6th. In keeping with Archie McPhee tradition, we’ve got you covered with the latest edition of our Bag O’ Plagues. From year to year you never know which items we’ll choose to represent each of the 10 plagues. Here’s the breakdown of the contents of the 2012 bags of Passover Plagues represented in true Archie McPhee style:

Blood – Bag O’ Blood Candy
Frogs – Rainforest Frog
Vermin – Party Rat
Flies – “Fly Swatter” & Fairy
Cattle Disease – Plastic Cows
Boils – Latex Wound
Hail – Glass Ice Cube
Locusts – Grasshopper or Cricket Clicker
Darkness – Eye Mask
Death of First Born – Plastic Baby

It’s a party of biblical proportions inside every bag! The Bag o’ Plagues is only available at the Archie McPhee store and quantities are limited. So don’t delay, come on over and pick up your Bag O’ Plagues now!