awesome

2012-02-29T15:38:00.003-08:00

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awsomeness is the stuff legends are made of

freak out

2012-02-29T08:30:00.000-08:00

cheek this out this dude tackes a total freak out

awsomeness is the stuff legends are made of

t-shirts

2012-02-28T16:51:00.002-08:00

cheek out some awesome clothing and Iphone skins at http://areyouawesom.wordans.com/

awsomeness is the stuff legends are made of

Barney Stinson

2012-02-27T13:31:00.002-08:00

cheek out this awesome song by Barney Stinson

awsomeness is the stuff legends are made of

lol cats

2012-02-26T14:04:00.000-08:00

awsomeness is the stuff legends are made of

weird facts

2012-02-23T14:22:00.000-08:00

weird facts

During your lifetime, the average human will grow 591 miles of hair.

10 percent of electricity in the US comes from "dismantled nuclear bombs, including Russian ones.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos!

When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second!

It takes glass one million years to decompose.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum.

A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!

awsomeness is the stuff legends are made of

blonde jokes

2012-02-22T15:10:00.001-08:00

Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the other one watches.
Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof?
Tell her that the drinks are on the house.

More blondes inventions
Tricycle kickstand
Inflatable dartboard
Glass hammer
Black light bulb

awsomeness is the stuff legends are made of

chuck norris

2012-02-21T15:19:00.000-08:00

There is now 15.3% more chuck Norris jokes than blonde ones here are some of the best of all time chuck Norris jokes.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokémon cards.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Chuck Norris once urinated in a transport truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow

Chuck Norris once won a billion dollars.... On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

awsomeness is the stuff legends are made of

blonde inventions

2012-02-21T13:32:00.000-08:00

Here are some blonde inventions

1.Left handed pencil

2.Black highlighter

3.Waterproof tea bags
4.Dehydrated water
5.Screen door on a submarine
6.Helicopter ejection seat
7.Air conditioning for motorcycle
8.Wooden barbecue

9.Gasoline fire extinguisher

10.Fireproof matches
11.Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses

awesomeness is the stuff legends are made of

Loser or winner

2012-02-20T16:28:00.000-08:00

There is two kind of people in the word there is loser and winner (and then there’s me who is downright awesome).

If your name is Chuck Norris, William Shatner or Mr. T you shouldn't read this because you're more awesome than we're able to safely measure.

you know your awesome when…

someone searches for the definition of the word awesome and finds your name.

you possess a black belt in any martial art.

your me.

Your name tag at work says hello my name is awesome.

awesomeness is the stuff legends are made of