Arf's Musings

The Pakcik and His Balls

noreply@blogger.com (Arief Arf) — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 12:48:00 +0000

I take the LRT everyday. So, i see a lot of different people, different characters, different appearances everyday.
But a few days ago, there was this pakcik, or uncle.
And he was no ordinary uncle.

Why?

It was around 6+ in the evening, close to 7. Everybody is rushing back to break fast at home. As i was sitting, in come this pakcik, with a few plastic bags of food from the Ramadhan bazaar. He sat across me, directly in front of me.

Just an ordinary pakcik, back from work (i guess) and back from buying stuffs from the bazaar.
So, what's so special about this uncle?

I can't help but notice that his pants are torn. In the crotch area. The fact that he's sitting with his legs kinda spread is not really helping. I could not only see his yellow briefs/boxers, but..
his underwear is also torn, i guess.

Frankly speaking, his balls are out.
THE FUCK??!?!?
MY EYESSSSSS!!!!

Basically, for the whole journey, it remained that way.
The aunty that sat beside me noticed too (i guess) and she just closed her eyes and pretended to sleep.
Since I have nothing better to do... (and to show proof to you guys)
Well.. i took a photo of that uncle in all his glory.

Nah, feast your eyes.
Don't blame me for this.

Can't see shit? Nvm, i got the zoomed version

Name me one Sesame Street character who is yellow in colour..

I'm not really sure if it's unintentional, an honest mistake, or he's simply flashing. But i'll give him the benefit of the doubt.
What do you say?

Happy Ramadhan 0808

noreply@blogger.com (Arief Arf) — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 15:39:00 +0000

Hey there guys, i'm still around, still alive!
Heh, so sorry for the long hiatus. More than a month since i last updated my blog.
That doesn't happen very often, no?

Yeah, as usual lah, i'm very busy lately. With work and all. So, i don't really have much time to blog. But now i think everything is settled, so i'll try my best to update regularly.
Seeing some of the comments that some of you guys left are kinda motivational actually. Some saying that if only i update more often, i would have a regular reader and so on.
And not to forget some butthurt comments as well.
Thanks a lot for the feedback.

And for those who keep on coming back and got dissapointed with my blog updates (or lack thereof), i'm so sorry.

And I think that it is still not too late to wish all my Muslim readers a very happy Ramadhan. It's already in its second week now.
So, i will try my best to do some blogwalking and visit your blogs like last time, and don't forget to come and visit me ya? I'm still here, posting will resume as normal.
Damn, i have a lot to write about actually.

Oh, by the way, it's the 8th of August today. 8-8. 0808. Lucky number, perhaps?
Nah, let's not start a flame war shall we?

Till then, have a blessed Ramadhan, and take care.
Selamat Berpuasa!

Kedai Rakyat 1 Malaysia Kelana Jaya

noreply@blogger.com (Arief Arf) — Sat, 25 Jun 2011 14:20:00 +0000

Salam 1Malaysia.

On Wednesday 22 June 2011, the first Kedai Rakyat 1Malaysia was opened. It's located at the Kelana Jaya RapidKL station.
Since i use that station almost everyday, i got to see the works behind the store, and also its progress.

Final touches before opening

If i'm not mistaken, the initial idea was to open a MyDin store over there. But somehow, it got changed into the Kedai Rakyat 1Malaysia out of nowhere.

1 Ma...ling?

The opening ceremony was on that day, 5pm. It was officiated by our Prime Minister Dato' Sri Najib Abdul Razak. I was there around noon, and i swear to god that i don't wanna be there during the ceremony. It's done on 5pm, so you can imagine the rush hour traffic, the number of people and so on.

Majlis Perasmian

There are many road closures that day, and if i'm not mistaken, even the taxi and bus service were halted or something for that event. You know lah, PM come, sure all must clean and clear one.
So, no annoying brader taxis and all those makciks selling keropok.

What brand is that?

The next day when i was there, the store is already fully open and functional. A lot of people were there, of course, to check out the new store and all.

1Malaysia for everything

So, what's so special there, you ask? What do they sell?

Even serbuk kurma 1Malaysia also got

Well of course you can't buy Malaysian citizenship, or hak bumiputra over there.

Use the 1Malaysia shower cream to bathe in patriotism. oh yeah

Almost all of the items in there are brandless, or should i say, rebranded, to the 1Malaysia brand.
So, you have 1Malaysia breads, 1Malaysia shampoos, 1Malaysia serbuk kari and everything. Basically, 1Malaysia [insert item].

The bread is RM1+ for a big loaf

There's even a 1Malaysia tissue. Now you can wipe your ass and be patriotic at the same time!

Putting some sense into the words 'asswipe' and 'patriotism'?

What's great about this store is that the items over there are cheap. Noticeably cheaper than all stores/hypermarkets, fucking cheap.
You can get a bottle of 500ml mineral water (1Malaysia brand, of course) for RM 0.39! That's 40 cents for a fucking bottle of mineral water. Even a 1.5L tub of 1Malaysia ice-cream costs RM3!

I wonder where is the source of this water..

In terms of quality, i'm not sure yet, i haven't bought anything, yet. Of course you can't compare to those Cold Storage groceries quality, but hey, how bad can it be, right? I guess.
Looks like 7-Eleven, Newsplus and Guardian at the Kelana Jaya station will be bungkus soon, no?

1Word - cheap!

Well, i think this is quite great, especially for poorfags like me.
Buy cheap groceries, support the community and be patriotic at the same time.

WIN!

Do check it out whenever you are free or around that area.
Salam 1Malaysia.

Major Water Disruption Alert! | Gangguan Bekalan Air!

noreply@blogger.com (Arief Arf) — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 12:09:00 +0000

Starting Wednesday 22nd of June until Friday 24th of June, there will be MAJOR water disruptions in parts of KL, or the Klang Valley to be more precise.

Now you will learn to value water

Three fucking days without water, imagine that. And the period of takde air for each day is from 8am until 8pm, which basically means 24 hours, which also means, no water for three fucking days, straight.

Most of the areas that are affected are near the Damansara area, Sungai Buloh, Subang, TTDI and all those places. But don't worry, when it comes to no water, Universiti Malaya will surely be on the list. This is a must.
I have experiences on this one.

Even the Pusat Perubatan Universtiti Malaya (PPUM) is not spared.
I wonder how will this affect the hospital.

This might happen

So, boys and girls, do check whether your area is affected or not.
Check your area HERE (Syabas website) or alternatively HERE (Forum Air Malaysia)

I predict this next 3 days to be a really long, and smelly one. Oh, imagine the smell of those bastards with BO. Even with water, some people can still stink like hell, what more with this water disruption.

But don't really expect this, pandai-pandai la cari air sendiri

So, stock up and save as much water as you can, bathing water, cleaning water, drinking water and what not, and be prepared for massive kambing-fest.

Anwar Ibrahim Taking the RapidKL Train

noreply@blogger.com (Arief Arf) — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 11:33:00 +0000

So, the other day, i took the Putra LRT/RapidKL from Kelana Jaya.
And then i saw a familiar face/figure.

Eh?

Oh wait, could it be..
Well, it looks like him, stands like him, is it really him?

Jambu siot

Yes, it is. Dato' Seri Anwar Ibrahim yo.
Seriously, it is him. No need for video/picture analysis. And no need to make a sumpah laknat, ok?

And who's that ~~guy~~boy standing close to him?
Must be his ~~new anak ikan~~acquaintance or something.

" Mama, isn't that the guy in the video? "

I'm not sure what he's doing there, but there are a lot of photographers and bodyguards around him as well.
Ahh.. no wonder. Election is near, no?

Oh by the way, sorry for the crappy picture quality, and excuse the watermark yeah?

"Make sure gambar tu nampak saya ni mesra rakyat ya"

So basically Anwar took the same train. Inside the train, he posed here and there, walks around, greets the people around him, being very mesra rakyat and all, and he even came to me and shook my hands.

Sup bro?

Since i was busy taking pictures of him like right in front of his face, he smiled at me and shook my hands. Err yeah. He then proceeded to play with some makcik's little son, and acted very mesra with some travelling Chinese, talked with a few Indians, and all that lah, you know the drill.
1Malaysia maa. Eh?

I love ~~boys~~kids

He was quite sporting, posing here and there, and even came out at one of the stations just for a picture, and quickly running back in before the train door closes.
And with the shades and all. lol

Can i claim a Rolls Royce?

So all in all, it was a rather funny ride back home actually. hahaha

It's not everyday you get to ride a train with this very controversial man, no?

Nah, make your own 'analysis'

Oh, one of his queer-looking aides did gave me a gay stare, and i gave him the WTFisyourproblemman look.

But luckily, i'm not approached to become ~~the next Saiful~~his anak ikan or some shit.

Sori lah bang, saya tak main belakang.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha

The New Myvi 1.3L and 1.5L Pricing and Specs

noreply@blogger.com (Arief Arf) — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 11:36:00 +0000

Hey guys, sorry for the long hiatus.
Look what i just found!

I'm not really sure of how true this shit is, but, the source is quite credible, and the figures are right too.
This is the leaked brochure for the new Perodua Myvi that will be launched very soon, next month i think!

The brochure is for the 1.3L Myvi, and the 1.5L is not out yet.
After all of the rumours, so-called leaked photos and what not, we finally get to see the brochure!
Sure, the car looks great, and much more improved than the previous versions.
Here are the specs and also the pricing:

RM44,926.00 (M) Standard
RM47,726.00 (M) Premium
RM54,908.00 (M) Elegance
RM47,926.00 (A) Standard
RM50,726.00 (A) Premium
RM57,908.00 (A) Elegance

source

So, what do you think? I think the price is quite steep, especially for the Elegance model. Add almost 7k just for some GPS shit? Hmm..
In my opinion, from the specs, the Premium one would be just fine.

And again, this is just the 1.3L version. The pricing for the 1.5L model is not out yet, and the top of the line model will surely be around the 60k+ range.
That's fucking expensive, and it's only a Myvi at that.

It's certainly A LOT more expensive than the Saga FL, and with that kind of price, you might as well go for a Persona, or if you can add some more, you can already get a basic Vios!

Whatever it is, Myvi is a very popular choice of car, especially for teens and young adults. And not bad for a first car too, i think. If the reviews and all are good, I might be getting this. hahaha. Or should we just wait for the new FL to come out?

What do you think of this Myvi?

What the Fuck is This Shit?

noreply@blogger.com (Arief Arf) — Tue, 31 May 2011 15:40:00 +0000

So i went to the cafe the other day, to lepak and waste time and what not.
Since i am a poorfag, i just took an ais kosong, or sky juice.

It's free, and it's err.. healthy? Yeah, sugar and condensed milk is bad for the six pack yo.

While i was half-way drinking, i can't help but to look inside my drink.
You know me, right.
And i saw this.

What the fuck is that shit floating in my drink???

I'm not sure where it came from, or how, and i don't really quite know if it has been inside all along, or what.
So, i threw it away and got the hell out of the cafe immediately.

It does remind me a lot of this story which happened 3 years ago.
So what do you think it is, people?

Please don't tell me it's..

Sexy Lady at Fitness First

noreply@blogger.com (Arief Arf) — Wed, 25 May 2011 12:35:00 +0000

Do you go to the gym? What do you wear to gym?

Carol Loke is a frequent member of Fitness First in Cheras Leisure Mall.
This woman, a 47 year old woman, supposedly wore really skimpy clothes to gym and makes disturbing moans during her exercise.

News SOURCE

Basically, her contract was terminated by the gym because of that. What makes it more interesting is that the gym representative met her at some roadside stall and told her about it just like that.
Ouch.

This is NOT her

So, she tak puas hati and even made a police report for the injustice.
The management replied, saying that she made other offense like:

Misbehavior during group exercise classes where she screams, shouts and moans which is deemed disturbing to both the instructor and the members.
Verbally abusing members in the changing room on a one-to-one basis and in general such as yelling out that all members in the centre were stupid.
Damaging the centre's property by throwing equipment such as bars and plates during class and smashing the front desk phone after using it

[insert sound here]

So, this must be one badass bitch we are talking about.
Well, at first, i was on her side. Who wouldn't want a hot MILF wearing skimpy clothes at the gym right?

No.
See this. Scroll down.

WARNING -- be prepared

Yeah, that is Carol Loke.
She has been warned since two years ago.
And if you read under the comments section in the website source, most regular members there know her, and said that what she actually wears is even WORSE than the picture.

I can't imagine.
No, i don't even want to.

Okay, the management might be a bit wrong in the way they handled this case, but hey, rules must be followed right? At least have the courtesy to wear decent clothing, especially in public. Ethics, no?

Kalau macam ni tak apa jugak

Unless you are a really hot woman with a hot body, of course.
But she's rude, she's noisy, she's an attention whore and a lot of people made a complaint about her. And sorry to say auntie, you are kinda ugly too. So, she is definitely wrong.

Serves you right.
What is your say?

Malaysia is in the Top 10 of the World

noreply@blogger.com (Arief Arf) — Mon, 23 May 2011 08:44:00 +0000

Number 10, to be exact.
In the list of the largest consumer of alcohol.

Mana paling sedap?

Yes, Malaysia, a Muslim country, is the 10th largest alcohol consumer in the world.
News Source

Just stating the facts here, as of 2010, the Chinese make up 26% of the population of Malaysia, and the Indians 7%.
That leaves the Bumiputras with around 65% of the population. Malays make up most of the bumiputras, as we all know (but im not really sure of the exact figure in %).

Naturally, Malays are usually Muslims. Islam.
And muslims cannot drink alcohol. Haram.

34% of the whole population is under the age of 15.
Kids don't drink. Wait, they don't right?

So.. i wonder. How did we make it into the top 10?

It's impossible for less than half of the population of the country (which means minus the Malays and kids) to drink so much to make us number 10.
Then who did it?

Must be [insert race]

Hmm.. i wonder.

I'm so proud of Malaysia. Malaysia boleh!

/sarcasm

Good News For Sad People

noreply@blogger.com (Arief Arf) — Sat, 21 May 2011 10:09:00 +0000

Sad people live longer.

What?
This is based on a research, or so it seems.

A study found that children rated as "highly cheerful" by teachers died younger than their less cheerful classmates.

I am highly cheerful. I'm hyper at times.
Does this mean i'm gonna die earlier than those sad bunch of people? tehehehee

People who are extremely happy tend to indulge in more risky behaviour such as taking drugs, drinking too much, driving too fast or even using up their life savings without thinking through the consequences of their actions.

Well, there is logic to this. Err.. we tend to do stupid things when we are happy. Or are we happy because we do stupid things? Oh, who cares, ignorance is bliss after all.
And negativity leads to fear, which in turn leads to good behaviour. lololol the fuck?

Think.

And this is the best part.

"The strongest predictor of happiness is not money, or external recognition through success or fame," said study co-author, Professor June Gruber at Yale University. "It's having meaningful social relationships."

Money fucking rules everything baby!
Social relationships? What social relationships. Nobody does that anymore nowadays.
Now, people judge your social status by the number of friends you have on Facebook and the number of comments you get.
ha fucking ha

So, the conclusion from this research is that, in order to live long, you gotta be sad.
Sad people are always mad, depressed and lonely. And they get to be that way for a long time. Good for them then.

So, which side are you on?
I'd rather die early and happy than live a long fucking sad life.

Live happy or at least die trying. ha ha ha

The Bride Who Tried to Commit Suicide

noreply@blogger.com (Arief Arf) — Thu, 19 May 2011 12:05:00 +0000

Would you commit suicide?

Read the news yesterday, about a bride-to-be who tried to commit suicide. Basically, she was about to get married with her fiance, but her fiance called off the wedding and got married to another woman.
Damn, that's gotta hurt.

I'm not really sure what that black dot is supposed to be

So, she tried to commit suicide by slitting her wrist and later tried to jump off the 7th floor of a building, in her wedding dress.
Ouch.

Saved

This happened in China, but luckily, she was rescued.
Yes, the guy is fucking cruel and heartless.
Poor poor woman, she is. But stupid nonetheless.
But hey, who are we to judge, right?

Click here for news source.

Not the cleanest way of commiting suicide anyway huh?

So, if you were in her place, what would you do?
Would you commit suicide, or get a revenge or would you just let it go?

MTV World Stage Live in Malaysia 2011

noreply@blogger.com (Arief Arf) — Wed, 18 May 2011 04:54:00 +0000

Whoa, looks like there's a lot of events this year eh?
The next big event is MTV World Stage, right here in Malaysia!
Woot!

So far, the date is set at the 24th of July 2011.
And it will be held in I-City, Shah Alam.

Who will be there?
30 Seconds to Mars! Hell yeah! This will sure get a lot of Jared Leto fans jumping eh?
And PopShuvit will be there as well!

More details and official confirmation to follow!
Stay updated and do check this post later aight!

Source

Free McChicken from McDonald's for My Loyal Visitors

noreply@blogger.com (Arief Arf) — Mon, 16 May 2011 13:10:00 +0000

Dear loyal readers, whoever you are, thanks a lot for coming to my blog regularly. Thanks for all the comments, the critiques, the suggestions, and what not.
And also thanks to the stalkers who kept stalking my blog.

Thank you, i really appreciate it.

And to show you my appreciation, i give you this.

Click the image, print it out, and enjoy.

This is not a scam nor a joke. This shit is real. You are entitled to a free McChicken when you buy one.
Buy 1, Free 1. Simple, get it?
And yes, it CAN BE PRINTED. Just print it and go to a McD near you, and use it.

McDonald's have been doing a lot of this shit lately, if you noticed. It started with the buy 1 free 1 Big Breakfast set, and then there's a free McMuffin or something, and now, this.
For cheapskates like you and me, this thing is a heaven-sent.

So guys, don't forget, print it, and use it this Wednesday (18 May 2011). Print as much as you want, and buy as much as you want.

Yeah, this is a gift, from me to you. heheheh

Arsenal, Liverpool and Chelsea (EPL/BPL Festival) in KL Malaysia 2011

noreply@blogger.com (Arief Arf) — Wed, 11 May 2011 04:20:00 +0000

Finally, the dates have been released!
Oh yeah, these 3 teams from the English Premier League, or the Barclays Premier League, will be in town for a 10-day EPL Festival in KL!

Our Malaysian football team, or the Harimau Muda will be up against these 3 teams! Hell fucking yeah.
Here are the details.

Malaysia VS Arsenal - 13 July 2011

Malaysia VS Liverpool - 16 July 2011

Malaysia VS Chelsea - 23 July 2011

Source

So, what are you guys waiting for? Start saving money for the tickets! It sure is gonna be one hell of a festival.
And hey, at least there's something awesome and football-related to do during the close-season!

Liverpool - Chelsea - Arsenal

3 of the big-four coming to town, in a match against our own boys, right what more can we expect?
Let's just hope that all of the stars come here as well instead of only the benchwarmers.

I'm sure that this festival will not only attract mad football fans like me, this shit will also attract girls, DSLR-fags, posers, bloggers, glory hunters, and even neutrals. But we'll leave that for another day okay?

Stay tuned for more details!

13 May 2011 is also Friday the 13th

noreply@blogger.com (Arief Arf) — Tue, 10 May 2011 11:56:00 +0000

This Friday, the 13th of May 2011 falls on a Friday.
And so, we have Friday the 13th. On the 13th of May.

Beware of the black cat

Friday the 13th occurs when the thirteenth day of a month falls on a Friday, which superstition holds to be a day of bad luck. In the Gregorian calendar, this day occurs at least once, but at most three times a year. Any month's 13th day will fall on a Friday if the month starts on a Sunday.

I'm sure most of you know about Friday the 13th right?
Remember Jason anyone?

He is still out there

And what makes it more interesting is that it's the 13th of May.
Remember 13th of May 1969?
Of course i don't 'remember' since i wasn't born yet. But i do know. Everybody knows.

So, will there be anything happening?
Wait, i'm not trying to start something or anything here, just asking. heheh
There could be groups/parties starting something, maybe after the Friday prayers, perhaps?
And some even predicted a larger earthquake-cum-tsunami in the Asian region during this month of May.

Plus, the weather is very hot right now, and there is quite a racial tension going on.
Will there be a spark?
Whatever it is, let's just hope nothing bad happens, but do take care of yourself and be safe alright?

But one thing is for sure, make sure this coming Friday is a fun one, okay?

Mother's Day is HARAM

noreply@blogger.com (Arief Arf) — Mon, 09 May 2011 08:34:00 +0000

No?
Nahh.. just kidding.

But i'm just wondering. It could be, could happen, right? Remember Valentine's Day?
I think one of these days there will be a fatwa saying that celebrating Mother's Day is HARAM because it is [insert reason here].
Possible?

Nahh.. who cares.

My mum is awesome. That's why im..

To me, everyday is mother's day. Because i love my mum every single day. And you should too.
Again, Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers in the world.

What did you do on Mother's Day? How did you celebrate? What gifts did you give?
Share some stories. X)

Quoted for the win

YAB Dato' Sri Najib Abdul Razak at Hot FM

noreply@blogger.com (Arief Arf) — Fri, 06 May 2011 13:03:00 +0000

In case you didn't know, our Prime Minister YAB Dato' Sri Najib Abdul Razak came to Hot FM this morning for an interview.
He was on air from 7.30am until 8.30am.
So, this got the whole Sri Pentas buzzing.

The interview was also aired on 8TV during the Hot FM AM Krew Hot Chat, where users can chat and all at the side of the screen. Since my office is handling this chat thingy, it's quite a big deal, especially with the protocols and all.

The moderating team

All the message, or SMS chat that is sent will be filtered first before being aired. And a moderator will reply the messages and give infos and all that.
You don't want haters and trolls for this kind of shit right?

Our PM is a really cool guy actually. He even played a game of Dam Aji (checkers) with FBI, and if i'm not mistaken, he lost. LOL

Najib playing Dam Aji (checkers)

Oh, and this is an EPIC quote from tha man himself.

"MU dan Chelsea ada channel TV sendiri. Untuk fans-fans Liverpool, mereka pula ada History Channel." - YAB Dato' Sri Najib Abdul Razak

You sir, got it spot on. Utmost respect. Nice sense of humour there. The only thing is, why didn't you mention Arsenal TV??

All the pics are courtesy of my colleague, AdyBudika. I came a bit late, the traffic was kinda bad and i just managed to get a single shot of him, leaving the Hot FM conty.
This is the only pic that I manage to snap.

Y U NO walk slower??

The Bus Accident

noreply@blogger.com (Arief Arf) — Thu, 05 May 2011 15:04:00 +0000

I got involved in a bus accident.
No, i didn't hit a bus. And no, i did not get run over by a bus as well.
I'm okay, i'm still alive.

To cut the story short, i was in the bus (on Wednesday), and the bus that i was in hit another bus.
How cool is that huh?

RapidKL Bus

So basically, the bus that i was in (RapidKL) was trying to manoeuvre it's way into a junction when another bus, a Metrobus was kinda blocking the way.
The Metrobus stopped at the side of the main road (typical bus attitude), and so the RapidKL bus was not having any shit and so decided to transform into a Kancil and tries to manoeuvre past the Metrobus.

Here comes a new challenger! Metrobus

Since it's a bus vs a bus, one bus will definitely lose.
And the Metrobus did lose its' side mirror and the RapidKL bus got its windows scratched and cracked.
What makes it interesting is that i was basically seating near the point of contact between the two buses.

I was like WTF?
~~Pagi-pagi lagi dah sial.~~ Alhamdulillah i am okay.

Figure 1A: How it happened

I'm sorry that there are no pictures of the incident, as it was raining and nobody really seems to give a shit except a few makciks and akaks.
But the akak behind me dah mengucap-ngucap dah. hahaha

Luckily, nothing major happened, and i'm still alive and unscathed.
And luckily, the bus was slow and the other bus was not moving.
Things would surely have been different if the windows got broken or smashed or something.
Then you might not see this post at all.

*insaf sejenak*

Super Junior Free Concert in KL 2011

noreply@blogger.com (Arief Arf) — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 12:02:00 +0000

Super Junior is coming to Malaysia, again.
Super Junior or Super Junior M? Got difference meh?
Heck, i don't give a shit anyway.

They will perform for FREE, sponsored by the government.
I bet a lot of taxpayers are gonna rage, just sayin'.

This is for the Himpunan Sejuta Belia event, on Hari Belia Negara,
from the 27th to the 29th May 2011 at Putrajaya.

Menteri Belia dan Sukan, Datuk Seri Ahmad Shabery Cheek berkata, konsert itu bertujuan menarik lebih ramai belia menyertai sambutan yang akan berlangsung dari 27 hingga 29 Mei.

Source

So basically we need some Korean faggots jumping up and down the stage for our youths to participate in our government's event. Nice.
So, will Chinese people turun padang for this event?

I wonder why this K-pop influence thing is huge in Malaysia. Not only that we have kids dressing up like faggots acting it's winter over here in Malaysia, and shitty radio stations playing shitty Korean songs all the time, we also have our own Malaysian K-pop bands now. The fuck??
Malaysian K-Pop band?
I'd rather die.

The level of faggotry in here is unacceptable. Kill me please

Oh well, i won't go to that concert, i ain't gonna listen to that shit.
And the event is most probably gonna be full of wannabe k-pop fags.
Well, at least if there's some hot Korean chicks, then i might consider. haha
But then again.. no.

Serbuk Perangsang Seks

noreply@blogger.com (Arief Arf) — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 14:42:00 +0000

This is nothing new, really. There's just too many ways and substances that can be used to spike drinks for date rape and all that shit.

SOURCE

KUALA TERENGGANU: Caranya mudah. Cuma koyak, campurkan ke dalam minuman dan kacau hingga sebati, namun kesannya amat berbahaya kerana ia dikatakan mampu meningkatkan nafsu seks wanita secara mendadak hingga memudahkan mereka menjadi mangsa rogol.Bungkusan serbuk perangsang seks yang berharga RM15 hingga RM50 sebungkus itu kini sering digunakan lelaki hidung belang sekitar bandar ini untuk memerangkap wanita yang baru dikenali hingga ke bilik tidur.

Now, that's cheap eh? RM15-RM50?
I bet that a lot of people would be more than willing to pay more for this shit.

Malaysians are so obsessed with 3-in-1's i guess. That's why somebody invented this.
Western culture prefer the ol'skool method, Rohypnol, or better known as roofies.
And then there's also the Spanish Fly.

Menurutnya, biarpun belum menerima laporan kes khususnya rogol yang menggunakan bahan perangsang seks terbabit, polis tidak menolak kemungkinan kejadian seperti itu boleh berlaku.

Now the thing is, isn't this indirect marketing? Promoting this shit indirectly?
Of course it's good that they give out this info and all, but you know lah kan, Malaysians are very genius and all very business-minded.
It's a matter of time before this shit comes to KL, if not already.

This thing halal or not?

And i wonder how many of those 'confiscated' stuffs are really really confiscated.
Mesti ada kebas satu dua karton jugak kan buat personal use?

Now, since most of my readers are females *coughs*, i would like to just ask you to be careful, and do take care of yourself. Please do not become a victim of this thing. Be alert, and keep your drinks to yourself, and don't simply take food and drinks from strangers.

Real men don't need substances to attract girl(s). Real men use their own charm.

I'm an Uncle

noreply@blogger.com (Arief Arf) — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 12:02:00 +0000

Yeah, i'm old.
I am an uncle now. And i mean uncle as in biological uncle, the family relation uncle. Pak cik.
Meet Uncle Arief.
Not unker. Not pakcik-pakcik.
That's a different thing okay?

Awwww.. comel tak comel tak comel tak?

My sister just gave birth to a baby boy a few days ago!
Yay, i'm so happy and glad for her.
Congratulations to my sister and her hubby!
Now there's a new addition to the family.

This baby boy's name is Raees Andika B. Mohd Hefni.
Born on the 22nd of April 2011, he's the first grandchild of my parents and also the first grandchild of my brother-in-law's parents, which also means that he's my first nephew.
Err.. makes sense?

Fresh from the womb

According to the father, Raees Andika means a rich and a manly warrior. hohoho
And since he's born in Bath, UK, his nickname might probably be.. Andy?.
Hahaha, ~~gedik~~maju betul budak-budak zaman sekarang. Nama pun nak good-good je haha

And he weighs 2.76 kg (is that normal or huge?)

So, now i'm officially an uncle!
What should this baby boy call me?
Uncle Arief? Uncle Arf? haha, damn that's weird.
But i'm certainly not gonna let him call me Pak Su or Cik Ucu or some other shit like that.
heheh

Hi there!

Welcome to the world, Raees Andika!

Incubus Live in KL Malaysia 2011

noreply@blogger.com (Arief Arf) — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 11:57:00 +0000

Just a quick info for you guys.
Incubus is coming to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia!
The last time they came was in 2004 for a concert and also in 2008 for Sunburst.

They will be coming on the 23rd of July 2011, and they will be performing at Stadium Negara.
And if i'm not mistaken, it's organized by Tune Talk.
Other details are yet to be confirmed.

I'm sure this won't get many excited, because not everyone knows them, not everyone listens to them, and they are not Bruno Mars, or even Justin Bieber.
Whatever it is, they are one hell of a cool band, and only people with real taste in music listens to this type of music.

Here are the details of the concert:

Date: 23rd July 2011
Venue: Stadium Negara, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Check them out if you don't know them. And most probably, you have heard the song Drive.

Oh by the way, they will be launching their latest album soon.

If not now, when?

Peace out yo. Rock on.

How Well Do You Know Your Shit?

noreply@blogger.com (Arief Arf) — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 12:35:00 +0000

To be the shit, you gotta know your shit. heh
So, here's a diagram for you to get to know your shit better.

The types of shit are

Click for larger shit

So, which shit do you usually shit?
Some people say that you are what you eat. But i think you are what you shit.
No?

Don't forget to check your shit later ok guys? And if you are willing you can share your shit as well. ahaha

And speaking of shit, it reminded me of this.

Wait for it..

Holy shi-

It was a long time ago, you can click HERE to read the shit story (pun not intended).
Sorry if i made you puke or lose your appetite. That's the whole point.

Sexually Attacked by Pondans!

noreply@blogger.com (Arief Arf) — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 13:10:00 +0000

This is a really weird and funny shit.

KUCHING: A student lodged a police report yesterday claiming that he was sexually assaulted and robbed by three transvestites while on his way to school.
The 18-year-old claimed he was walking past a row of food stalls towards a bus stop along Jalan Haji Taha around 6am when the transvestites suddenly appeared and grabbed hold of him.
The trio then forced the student to a secluded area near a row of shop houses, where they were said to have performed fellatio on him before relieving him of RM10.

Source Here

Basically, an 18-year old guy was sexually assaulted by three (3) pondans in Kuching, and they robbed him RM10.
To put in a more logical light, the guy basically got himself a blowjob from three pondans at the cost of RM10.

RM10

How the fuck could this happen? How could a guy be err.. raped by pondans?
Okay, some pondans are really strong, but then again, this shit won't happen if you don't want to.
I'm not sure if the guy actually enjoyed it or not. LOL

I think the guy is just sore with the fact that the service was not good and he had to pay RM10 to those pondans. So, he's embarassed and so he made a police report.
Whatever it is, this is a bloody hilarious news.

This, is/was a man. Serious.

I've been to Kuching once and yes i saw some pondans and some hot chicks (i'm not sure of the authenticity though), but then again, i think there's nothing to be afraid of.
Those 'things' are only hostile if provoked, or unless you are a really really hot guy.
Err..

Zaman sekarang ni lelaki pun dah tak selamat jalan sorang-sorang yo!

Fuck the Touch N' Go Topup Machine

noreply@blogger.com (Arief Arf) — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 14:05:00 +0000

It's been a while since i posted something under the sial label.
This happened on Monday.

So, i just got back from the office, and i went to the topup machine to top up my Touch N' Go card at the Kelana Jaya RapidKL station.
The machine is easy actually.
Just press the topup button, insert your money and touch your card and your card will be topped up.

Menyusahkan

But nothing is easy when it comes to me. It's just one of those days.

After inserting RM50 into the machine, the money got stuck inside and the machine displays "TIADA SERVIS".

The fuck?
I pressed and half-smashed the buttons and yet nothing happens. Not even a receipt of the transaction (or the non-transaction, to be more precise).

Mesin bodoh

So, in rage, i went to the ticket counter and told the brader.
He said that they can't do shit about it and i have to go to Touch N' Go's main office in KL Sentral to get my money back.
I was like WTF?

KL Sentral alone is just pure madness. Going there at 6pm during the rush hour is just insane. I had no choice.
So, i went to the office and i had to take a number and queue up. Again, i raged.

When my turn came, i told the akak about my situation. She took down my card number and what not, and asked me the number of the machine.
How the fuck am i supposed to remember?

I told her to call the station and just ask for the number but she couldn't do that since Touch N' Go and RapidKL are different entities. WTF? I don't give a fuck, i just want my money back.
She asked me to go back to the station and take note of the number.

I fucking raged and i told her that all i remember was that the machine is the first one on the left.
Oh, maknanya nombor dia C01 la tu.
Fuck, whatever.

After getting all the details done, she told me that i have to wait for a month, exactly one month for me to get my money back. They need to investigate the shit first and all that jazz.
I was like, WTF? What's the problem, can't you just open the machine back and give me my money already?

No, they said because the machine will only be opened once a week or something.
Come on la, even in cheap arcades where you play a 50sen game, the apek will help you to smash the machine and get your money back if your money is stuck.

Remember this?

But no, i have to wait for a fucking month to get my RM50 back.
And the worst part is, i have to go there AGAIN to collect my money. And the akak said that they won't even call me when the shit is done. I have to just come there and be hopeful that everything is done.

Now i can't top up my card, i have to fork out extra money to go to your fucking office, and i have to wait for a fucking month to get my money back, and i have to spend more money to go to your fucking office to see your fucking face again to collect my money, just because your machine fucked up.

Tak ada duit susah, ada duit pun susah

A small problem which could have easily been solved in a matter of minutes became a month-long wait. I can accept the fact that your machine fucked up, hell, everybody fucks up once in a while. The thing is, the whole fucked up process is what makes me rage.
And i have a feeling that in a month's time, there will be more problems at the office. I can bet.

Any of you guys faced this problem before? What are the odds? Damn.

If only i had this in my bag..

And what if i smashed the machine and get the money myself? Will somebody come immediately to arrest me or will it take a week or a month for them to take actions?

Fuck you Touch N' Go, fuck your machines, fuck your methods in dealing with problems, and fuck RapidKL too.