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ArmAss Bites for 2009-11-09

Polish Powerhouse — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:00:00 +0000

My 3 year old just requested "the up above it, down in it song." on the way to school. # @jennyquarx Makes me wonder how they'll rebel, if we listen to NIN, Slayer, and Lamb of God in the truck. John Tesh? Toby Keith? in reply to jennyquarx # And thousands of gamblers lose their [...]

The ING Report: Week 9

Polish Powerhouse — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:26:56 +0000

Week 9 ING Prime Cuts (Accuracy To Date: 16/27 – 59%) New Orleans Saints (-13) Denver Broncos (+3) Green Bay Packers (-10) Houston Texans (+9) Educated Opinions (Accuracy To Date: 50/89 – 56%) San Francisco 49ers (-4.5) Baltimore Ravens (-3) Arizona Cardinals (+3) New York Giants (-5) Philadelphia Eagles (-3) Miami Dolphins (+10.5) Jacksonville Jaguars (-7) Detroit Lions (+10) Atlanta Falcons (-10)

Mark Teixeira/Calamity Jane: Separated At Birth

Polish Powerhouse — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:38:06 +0000

All post season long, I’ve been racking my brain who Mark Teixeira reminded me of. Last night, it finally dawned on me:

ArmAss Bites for 2009-11-02

Polish Powerhouse — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 13:00:00 +0000

@Razzball I'm a post-op fantasy football girl. Two more injections and I'll have a full on clitoris. Add me! in reply to Razzball # @sharapovasthigh did I ever tell you the story of my son being terrified of his Mark Prior figure? in reply to sharapovasthigh # http://twitpic.com/n52fx – # Chris Sabo : Glasses model :: Rihanna : [...]

The ING Report – Week 8

Polish Powerhouse — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 19:02:14 +0000

Week 8 ING Prime Cuts (Accuracy To Date: 13/23 – 57%) Jacksonville Jaguars (+3) – Incorrect Miami Dolphins (+3.5) – Correct San Francisco 49ers (+13) – Correct Philadelphia Eagles(+1) – Correct Educated Opinions (Accuracy To Date: 45/81 – 56%) Cleveland Browns (+14) – Incorrect New Orleans Saints (-10.5) – Incorrect Carolina Panthers (+10.5) – Correct Oakland Raiders (+17) – Correct Denver Broncos (+3) – Incorrect Dallas Cowboys (-10) – [...]

Fantastic Fantasy Fuck Ups

Polish Powerhouse — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 03:16:56 +0000

I implore you guys to list your fantasy fuck ups. See if you can beat what has quickly become my worst ever: This season, in my most competitive league, I had the #5 pick overall. We’ve played together for seven years now, and I’ve been the commissioner from the beginning. Since we’re all spreadout across the [...]

Mark Prior Haunts My Children

Polish Powerhouse — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:38:42 +0000

So, for Christmas last year, my wife’s stepfather bought my oldest son a Todd MacFarlane Mark Prior figure since we’re both big Cubs fans and her stepfather’s not a big enough baseball fan to know that Prior is both no longer a Cub and a huge bust. It was a genuinely nice gesture all the [...]

ArmAss Bites for 2009-10-26

Polish Powerhouse — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:00:00 +0000

@jennyquarx Have I mentioned how much I love your avatar? Because I do. in reply to jennyquarx # Why my dog chooses to carry each mouthful of food into my bedroom to chew it is beyond me. Fucking slob! # ArmAss now has their very own Google Voice line. Now you can leave messages at 251-BUZZ-ASS. # In [...]

The ING Report – Week 7

Polish Powerhouse — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:39:56 +0000

Week 7 ING Prime Cuts (Accuracy To Date: 10/19 – 53%) New Orleans Saints (-7) New York Jets (-7) Minnesota Vikings (+5.5) Green Bay Packers (-7) Educated Opinions (Accuracy To Date: 40/73 – 55%) San Francisco 49ers (+3) Chicago Bears (0) Buffalo Bills (+7) Arizona Cardinals (+7) Kansas City Chiefs (+5.5) Indianapolis Colts (-14) Philadelphia Eagles (-7) Atlanta Falcons (+4) New England Patriots (-15.5)

The ING Report – Week 6

Polish Powerhouse — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:32:09 +0000

Week 6 ING Prime Cuts (Accuracy To Date: 9/15 – 60%) Denver Broncos (+4) – Correct Detroit Lions (+13.5) – Wrong Philadelphia Eagles (-14) – Wrong New York Jets (-10) – Wrong Educated Opinions (Accuracy To Date: 36/63 – 57%) Cincinnati Bengals (-5) – Wrong Chicago Bears (+3) – Wrong St. Louis Rams (+10) – Correct Tampa Bay Buccaneers (+3.5) – Wrong Tennessee Titans (+9.5) – Wrong Kansas City [...]