ArmAss Bites for 2009-07-06</h1> <article> <h1>ArmAss Bites for 2009-07-06</h1> <p>Polish Powerhouse — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 18:00:00 +0000</p> I gotta admit… Of all the recent celebrities, Billy Mays is affecting me the most. Damn, I love Pitchmen… # What's with all these baseball pussies going on the DL with anxiety disorders? Ty Cobb must be spinning in his grave… # The 2009 RotoDestroyer Fantasy Football Draft Kit was released today. Happy birthday, [...] </article> <article> <h1>The 2009 RotoDestroyer: Now Available!</h1> <p>Polish Powerhouse — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 15:55:26 +0000</p> Shonn Green – #56 overall. Jason Witten – #16 overall (with Reggie Wayne at #17). Kevin Smith – #102 overall. Ladies and gentlemen, I beseech you… I have seen some crap out there. Things that well intended people are saying that will ruin your brain! Last I heard, Shonn Greene was #3 on the RB depth [...] </article> <article> <h1>ArmAss Bites for 2009-06-29</h1> <p>Polish Powerhouse — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:00:00 +0000</p> Rax Ryen dislexic? J-E-S-T! Jets! Jets! Jets! # Laying in bed listening to my wife sleep. I should have worked on the RD tonight but watched a show about dead comics instead. # Why are things that are supposed to be a labor of love such a pain in the ass sometimes? # LaDanian [...] </article> <article> <h1>ArmAss Bites for 2009-06-22</h1> <p>Polish Powerhouse — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:00:00 +0000</p> Whatcha doin'? Chewin' chocolate. Where'd you get it? Doggie dropped it. Carry on…carry on… # Heading home from north LA. Dreading the drive. # You didn't think I meant Los Angeles, did you? No, Louisiana. This is why the drive sucks. http://twitpic.com/7pyef # But this is my favorite stop along this road. [...] </article> <article> <h1>Joe Buck Live: Killed In Action</h1> <p>Polish Powerhouse — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 03:16:34 +0000</p> Wow. It started off so elementary playground-ish. Brett Favre kicked back, feet propped on the table (What would his mother think!?) live in our living rooms, he gave the same ambiguous answers we’ve heard for months. Then he said, “shit”. OH SHIT! BRETT FAVRE JUST SAID SHIT! I admit, I did [...] </article> <article> <h1>Dear Brett – There’s A Difference Between Loving The Game And Stalking It…</h1> <p>Polish Powerhouse — Fri, 08 May 2009 22:47:09 +0000</p> Elvis won’t leave the goddamned building. Here we go again, another coy cat and mouse game between Brett Favre and the NFL viewing audience. Will he grace us with his presence for one more glorious season? Will he shuffle off in his Wranglers to his farm where he can rustle cattle and toss the pigskin [...] </article> <article> <h1>Jason Campbell: A Little Pissed Off</h1> <p>Polish Powerhouse — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 22:56:16 +0000</p> Three weeks ago the Redskins tried to trade for Jay Cutler. They didn’t get him, so they called a “clear-the-air” meeting. “You’re our man, J-Camp! We were just fucking around. You know how D-Snide likes to push buttons! *tossles Campbell’s hair* Who could be better than you? Now get outta here, you little scamp! We’ll [...] </article> <article> <h1>Drinking & Drafting: 2009 Edition</h1> <p>Polish Powerhouse — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 23:40:17 +0000</p> Hi, everybody! Here we are about an hour out of the 74th annual NFL Draft. This is also the 4th annual ArmAss! Drinking & Drafting live blog. Immediately upon turning on NFL Network a moment ago I was greeted by Neon Deion Sanders’ smiling face as he strolled past NFL.com’s very much alive, but very [...] </article> <article> <h1>Here Comes ArmAss…He’s A Berserker!</h1> <p>Polish Powerhouse — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 21:26:19 +0000</p> Even though we’re currently still in the Terri Schaivo stage of life, for this otherwise meaningless test post I would like to point out that we’re the ONLY sports news website with the BALLS to have a flowery background. Beat THAT shit, Hugging Harlod Reynolds! </article> <article> <h1>Lions’ Scary New Logo Scaring Away Draft Picks</h1> <p>Polish Powerhouse — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 20:47:36 +0000</p> Reports of Matt Stafford’s camp demanding a GUARANTEED $40 million and the week that it’s taking to convince him to join the Detroit Lions with the #1 overall pick lead us to believe that it’s not so much the perennial losing, the being a citizen of the poorest major city in America, the high likelihood [...] </article> </main></body></html>