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ArmAss Bites for 2011-09-14

Polish Powerhouse — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 10:00:00 +0000

I'm pretty sure Warren Sapp just said on NFL Network that Suh was "rapin' 'em" last year. Some uncomfortable laughter followed. # @jennyquarx you heard it too?! I was farting around on my phone not paying that close of attention. # Hmmm...I got nothin'... Hmmm...I got nothin'...

The Phillies Four… I Mean Five!

Polish Powerhouse — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 22:02:40 +0000

I’m sitting here watching some of the most boring television I could imagine on MLB Network. John Smoltz is playing golf against the five Phillies starters: Roy Halladay, Cliff Lee, Cole Hamels, Roy Oswalt, and….*fart*….Joe Blanton. They never let him talk and the only time I saw them show him on camera is when he [...] Hmmm...I got nothin'...

Raiders Wheel Out Decaying Llama Corpse For Press

Polish Powerhouse — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 00:24:33 +0000

When Randy Chiseltooth opened the newspaper today, he immediately spotted Daisy. Long since missing, but hardly forgotten, Randy thought Daisy had gone on to that great pasture in the sky. “I always thought is were the aliens took her.” Randy said, as he eased back in his recliner. ”Turnt out she been running them Raiders [...] Hmmm...I got nothin'...

The ING Report 2010: Week 8

Polish Powerhouse — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 15:22:59 +0000

First of all, let me give a big “FUCK YOU!” to my web host for exceeding their bandwidth with two weeks left in the month. What the fuck is that? Congratulations to whoever blew the fuck up in October, but seriously, what the fuck? Here’s Week 8′s picks that I never got a chance to [...] Hmmm...I got nothin'...

The ING Report 2010: Week 6

Polish Powerhouse — Sun, 17 Oct 2010 14:56:50 +0000

Prime Cuts (5/15 – 33% accuracy to date) New York Jets (-3.5) Kansas City Chiefs (+4.5) Detroit Lions (+10) Atlanta Falcons (+3.0) Educated Opinions (26/44 – 59% accuracy to date) Cleveland Browns (+14) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (+4.5) Indianapolis Colts (-3.5) Dallas Cowboys (+1.5) Green Bay Packers (-3.5) Oakland Raiders (+7) St. Louis Rams (+9) Baltimore [...] Hmmm...I got nothin'...

The ING Report 2010: Week 5

Polish Powerhouse — Sun, 10 Oct 2010 14:34:43 +0000

Prime Cuts (2/8 – 25% accuracy to date) Tennessee Titans (+7) Tampa Bay Buccaneers (+7) Houston Texans (-3) Chicago Bears (+3) Educated Opinions (14/22 – 64% accuracy to date) Denver Broncos (+7) Kansas City Chiefs (+7) Philadelphia Eagles (+3.5) Atlanta Falcons (-3) Jacksonville Jaguars (+1) New York Jets (-4) Green Bay Packers (-3) Oakland Raiders [...] Hmmm...I got nothin'...

The ING Report 2010: Week 4

Polish Powerhouse — Fri, 01 Oct 2010 16:25:14 +0000

Prime Cuts (1/4 – 25% accuracy to date) Atlanta Falcons (-7) Chicago Bears (+4) New York Jets (-6) Cincinnati Bengals (-3) Educated Opinions (8/12 – 67% accuracy to date) Denver Broncos (+7) San Diego Chargers (-8.5) Indianapolis Colts (-8) Philadelphia Eagles (-6) Detroit Lions (+14.5) Carolina Panthers (+14) New England Patriots (-1) Seattle Seahawks (-1) [...] Hmmm...I got nothin'...

The ING Report 2010: Week 3

Polish Powerhouse — Fri, 24 Sep 2010 20:22:08 +0000

Well, hello ‘dere cheer-dren! So we’ve been off the grid for a few months… And for that, I wholeheartedly apologize to all 6 of you. The problem with having a job is how they have the audacity to expect you to work. Anyways, I’m gonna bring the funny later on. What you’re reading this for [...] Hmmm...I got nothin'...

ArmAss Search Fail Logs

Polish Powerhouse — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 14:58:09 +0000

Every week, I get the list of keywords that drives our audience to us. It’s one of my favorite emails to get, to see what off-the-wall things drive you people to the green glow of ArmAss. So, I decided to try and make a weekly log of it, or at least as often as I [...] Hmmm...I got nothin'...

ArmAss Bites for 2010-05-12

Polish Powerhouse — Wed, 12 May 2010 11:00:00 +0000

I just wanted to mention, I used to work with Wade McGilberry. He was as unremarkable as you might imagine… http://bit.ly/aofoWf # Hmmm...I got nothin'... Hmmm...I got nothin'...