What happens when Game of Thrones meets Arrested Development. In the words of Tobias Funke: “This is ripe for parody! This is ripe!” some running themes: I’ve made a huge mistake …and that’s why you always leave a note Uncle-Father Jaime Follow @arresteros on Twitter var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-4329392-3']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); Tumblr (3.0; @arrestedwesteros)http://arrestedwesteros.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd633e1d6fdaaef4175cf59c223bb8b2/tumblr_mmvf4o2owa1qk2t5co2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>GOB</strong>: Let me ask you something. Is this a business decision, or is it personal? ‘Cause if it’s business I’ll go away happily. But if it’s personal, I’ll go away… but I won’t be happy.<br/><strong>Michael</strong>: It’s personal.</p> <p><em>Bringing Up Buster</em> - 1x03</p>http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/50582362620http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/50582362620Thu, 16 May 2013 09:07:20 -0700game of thronesArrested DevelopmentGOB BluthMichael BluthEdmure TullyRobb Starkarrested westerosGoT-S3bear and the maiden fair<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6d796d92758cc252e69d378ba1bbbb5a/tumblr_mmo1jkIwOS1qk2t5co2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Lucille: </strong>You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it.<br/><strong>Lindsay: </strong><span>That’s funny, because I was going to say you might want to lean away from that fire since you’re soaked in alcohol.<br/></span><strong>Lucille: </strong><span>Mine was better.</span></p> <p><em>Top Banana </em>- 1x02</p> <p>submission from Jacob Stockton</p>http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/50501488418http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/50501488418Wed, 15 May 2013 09:03:21 -0700arrested developmentgame of thronesarrested westerossubmissionspoilersGoT-S3the houndSandor Cleganebrotherhood without bannersthoros of myrlucille bluthlindsay funke<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b676e64ea2e2c8b726b6bd863a48d3bc/tumblr_mmrpnv7b8o1qk2t5co1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Lucille Austero:</strong> What you did to me at lunch today… you were ashamed to be with me.<br/><span><strong>GOB</strong>: No. I was ashamed to be <strong>seen</strong> with you. I like being with you.</span></p> <p><span><em>Burning Love</em> - 2x09</span></p>http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/50425558348http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/50425558348Tue, 14 May 2013 09:08:00 -0700arrested developmentgame of thronesJaime Lannisterbrienne of tarthlucille 2Gob Blutharrested westerosGOT-S3bear and the maiden fairspoilers<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e1016c938a86422412710c4ff7fcbe6c/tumblr_ml64i65mye1qk2t5co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Buster:</strong> I shall be neither seen nor heard. Watch me.<br/><span><strong>Lucille:</strong> You can always tell a Milford man.</span></p> <p><span><em>Public Relations </em>- 1x11<br/></span></p> <p><span>submission from </span><a href="http://near-fantastica.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">near-fantastica</a></p>http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/50093592753http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/50093592753Fri, 10 May 2013 08:46:00 -0700arrested developmentgame of thronesarrested westerossubmissionrickon starkmilford academynear-fantasticaGOT-S3<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/67f542cf85cfb648924d257608cdb05e/tumblr_mm3w5yj4LT1qk2t5co2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Michael</strong>: “Why are you squeezing me with your body?”</p> <p><em>Whistler’s Mother</em> - 1x20</p> <p>submission from <a href="https://twitter.com/Seberin" target="_blank">@seberin</a></p>http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/50018339598http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/50018339598Thu, 09 May 2013 09:13:47 -0700arrested developmentgame of thronesarrested westerossubmissionGoT-S3Stannis Baratheonshireen baratheonmichael bluth<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0202550a8b8cf3da36c72a80efd1a2b8/tumblr_mmeqtly6OU1qk2t5co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>GOB</strong>: I mean, this family runs into problems and it’s “Oh, let’s have GOB [bleep] our way out of it.</p> <p><em>Let ‘Em Eat Cake</em> - 1x22</p> <p>submission by <a href="https://twitter.com/OccupyWesteros" target="_blank">OccupyWesteros</a></p>http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/49859726489http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/49859726489Tue, 07 May 2013 08:56:58 -0700game of thronesArrested Developmentedmure tullyGob BluthGoT-S3spoilersarrested westeros<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f7a9927399688b1e7b541b6db81f2052/tumblr_mlazbjgBXe1qk2t5co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Lucille [on the phone with Michael]</strong><span>: Something happened to Buster! He lost part of his body. I don’t know which one.<br/></span><strong>Oscar</strong><span>: The hand!</span></p> <p><em>Hand to God</em> - 2x12</p> <p>submission from <a href="https://twitter.com/MrMJPotter" target="_blank">MrMJPotter</a></p>http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/49693875510http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/49693875510Sun, 05 May 2013 09:10:00 -0700arrested developmentgame of thronesarrested westerossubmissionTyrion LannisterTywin LannisterBuster BluthGoT-S3lucille bluthOscar BluthJaime Lannister<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8cd1d8dce8f3450c1e1e7b477be6204d/tumblr_mm2l4pbRJj1qk2t5co1_r2_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Narrator</strong>: And although he’d only gotten to second base, he’d gone in head-first, like Pete Rose.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_6CZ2JaEuc" target="_blank">air horn</a>]</p> <div><em>Development Arrested</em> - 3x13</div> <div></div> <div>submission from <a href="http://babubatt.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">babubatt</a></div>http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/49441629697http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/49441629697Thu, 02 May 2013 08:51:00 -0700arrested developmentgame of thronesasoiafa song of ice and firearrested westerossubmissionjon snowygritteknowing where to put itGeorge Michael BluthI know it's third base but w/eGoT-S3<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d3e38673ec075b0d5f4b8cbe2b877cd4/tumblr_mm1tp8jjK01qk2t5co1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Tony Wonder:</strong> (Screams.) (Grunts.) (Pants.) You like bread?<br/><span><strong>Buster</strong>: Yeah.<br/></span><span><strong>Tony Wonder:</strong> Have some.<br/></span><span><strong>Buster</strong>: Wow, it’s warm.</span></p> <p><span><em>Sword of Destiny</em> - 2x15</span></p> <p><span>submission by <a href="https://twitter.com/alexboler" target="_blank">alexboler</a></span></p>http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/49266953354http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/49266953354Tue, 30 Apr 2013 10:10:00 -0700Arrested Developmentgame of thronesGoT-S3tony wonderArya Starkspoilersbuster blutharrested westeros<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a1d050210cd200011874c800bca10eb7/tumblr_mld4pfVznq1qk2t5co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>G.O.B:</strong> [scraping noise] Oh, how delicious.<br/><strong>Michael:</strong><span> No, Hey, Let’s not spin in the comfy chair.</span></p> <p><em>Out on a Limb</em> - 2x11</p> <p><em>submission from <a href="http://shoomlah.tumblr.com" target="_blank">shoomlah</a><br/></em></p>http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/48941614182http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/48941614182Fri, 26 Apr 2013 11:17:00 -0700Arrested DevelopmentGame of Thronesarrested westerosTywin LannisterTyrion Lannistermichael bluthGob BluthGoT-S3<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c84f35a8df828ca65e19a326fe9346b3/tumblr_mln436ldkf1qk2t5co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span><strong>Clerk:</strong> Do you want a cage for that?<br/></span><strong>GOB:</strong><span> No, I’m a magician. <br/></span><span>(Walks into glass door)<br/></span><strong>GOB:</strong><span> What is your return policy, by the way?</span></p> <div><em>Top Banana</em><span> - 01x02</span></div> <p>submission from <a href="https://twitter.com/devancho" target="_blank">devancho</a></p>http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/48857798750http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/48857798750Thu, 25 Apr 2013 08:49:00 -0700arrested developmentgame of thronesarrested westerossubmissionDavos SeaworthGOB bluthkraznysGoT-S3best of<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3dbf9cd9e185057a25a9d757adbea1c6/tumblr_mld4h6llJV1qk2t5co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Buster</strong>: I never thought I’d miss a hand so much.</p> <p><em>Out on a Limb</em> - 2x11</p>http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/48137027450http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/48137027450Tue, 16 Apr 2013 12:22:00 -0700Arrested DevelopmentGame of Thronesarrested westerosBuster BluthJaime LannisterGoT-S3spoilersbest of<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7457149f8dc6f545b4f94475eea016e4/tumblr_mkkaaoyh5y1qk2t5co1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Michael:</strong> “You mailed that insurance check, right GOB?”</p> <p><em>Top Banana</em> - 1x02</p> <p>submission from <a href="http://shmehblr.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">shmehblr</a> (with additional thanks to Mr Submarine and <a href="http://thecatbureau.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">thecatbureau</a>!) </p>http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/48056100014http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/48056100014Mon, 15 Apr 2013 12:01:06 -0700arrested developmentgame of thronesarrested westerossubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f924f4428e1d32a238fde1431e6f3bf4/tumblr_ml0t0n5FOR1qk2t5co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I’ve made a huge mistake”</p> <p>submission from <a href="http://lionessofhouselannister.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">lionessofhouselannister</a> (who submitted something way back when Theon was just a glimpse of a hooded figure in a trailer)</p> <p><span>p.s. I think it says something that I had to name this image “made-a-huge-mistake-theon-2.jpg” </span><em>because I had already made one.</em></p>http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/47786506380http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/47786506380Fri, 12 Apr 2013 08:59:00 -0700Theon Greyjoylionessofhouselannistergame of thronesArrested DevelopmentGoT-S3dark wings dark wordsI'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dba6591b7340b44b956d767189988687/tumblr_ml0sxphGt31qk2t5co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Lucille</strong>: Take it back. If I wanted something your thumb touched, I’d eat the inside of your ear.</p> <p><em>Visiting Ours</em> - 1x06</p> <p><em>submission from <a href="http://www.avclub.com/users/wad-vanderturf,83097/" target="_blank">Wad VanDerTurf</a></em></p>http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/47628111702http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/47628111702Wed, 10 Apr 2013 09:50:29 -0700game of thronesArrested Developmentlucille blutharrested westerosoleanna tyrellqueen of thornsGoT-S3dark wings dark wordsspoilers<p>Hi friends. T<span>his just a quick note to let you all know that I&#8217;m going to be headed to Morocco (including Essouira so I can hang out at the Astapor market!) for two weeks this coming Sunday, so I won&#8217;t be updating with material from the new episodes. I&#8217;ll be back on the 28th, with hopefully enough time to watch 3 episodes in a row, and then I&#8217;ll be back to posting. </span></p> <p>In the meantime, I&#8217;m scheduling the queue up with some posts, but if you notice that they&#8217;re all from 3x01 and 3x02 (or Season 2! or Season 1!), that&#8217;s why. I&#8217;ll have limited computer access and no Photoshop access, so approving submissions will be limited. </p> <p>In the meantime, if you want to submit, please check out the guidelines on <a href="http://arrestedwesteros.com/submit" target="_blank">arrestedwesteros.com/submit</a>. I also highly, highly, <em>HIGHLY</em> encourage that if you have Photoshop, you make use of the <a href="http://bit.ly/10bIokc" target="_blank">template</a> I&#8217;ve created (FYI that link downloads a psd file) </p> <p>Back to your scheduled posts&#8230;!</p>http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/47628103536http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/47628103536Wed, 10 Apr 2013 09:50:20 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2b36625231998e7b55b57c248421d3a8/tumblr_mkuzgtf5CH1qk2t5co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Michael:</strong> (To GOB) Get Rid of the Seaward.<br/><strong>Lucille:</strong><span> I’ll leave when I am good and ready.</span></p> <p><em>The One Where They Build a House - </em>02x02</p> <p>submission from <a href="https://twitter.com/devancho" target="_blank">devancho</a></p>http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/47462614459http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/47462614459Mon, 08 Apr 2013 09:13:00 -0700arrested developmentgame of thronesarrested westerossubmissionlucille bluthmichael bluthmelisandreDavos SeaworthspoilersGoT-S3valar dohaeris<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4eb4c6002e4ce34c08e5bece1d5a8e2/tumblr_mklu233IfI1qk2t5co1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Narrator</strong>: <span>In fact, she was overseeing a remake of The Old Man and the Sea for the film studio where she’d bluffed her way into a job.<br/></span><span><strong>Maeby</strong>: </span><span>What on Earth is taking so long? Am I the only one who wants to get home and see their kids?</span></p> <p><span><em>Hand to God</em> - 2x12</span></p>http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/47196732904http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/47196732904Fri, 05 Apr 2013 08:49:26 -0700game of thronesarrested developmentdaenerys targaryenmaeby funkearrested westerosspoilersGoT-S3valar dohaeris<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc0a4011c8eb4dc5047675c881485823/tumblr_mknsd23SQc1qk2t5co1_r3_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Lucille</strong>: I don’t criticize you. And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense.</p> <p><em>Pier Pressure</em> - 1x10</p>http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/47027873179http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/47027873179Wed, 03 Apr 2013 08:55:00 -0700game of thronesArrested DevelopmentCersei Lannistermargaery tyrellarrested westerosGoT-S3valar dohaerisspoilers<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0b9b7835160315d13c2b257ba8fc9bc7/tumblr_mklwc1KBlM1qk2t5co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong> <img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m55k3eqcXx1qa0rit.gif"/></strong></p> <p><strong>Gene Parmesan</strong>: Uh, I’ve got some bad news. I’m… Gene Parmesan. How you doing?</p> <p><em>Amigos</em> - 2x03</p>http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/46941650677http://arrestedwesteros.com/post/46941650677Tue, 02 Apr 2013 08:55:00 -0700arrested developmentgame of thronesarstan whitebeardBarristan Selmyarrested westerosGene ParmeseanspoilersGoT-S3valar dohaerisbest of