Arsensox - Arsenal FC & The Boston Red Sox

2010 Plan

2010-04-04T21:13:00.002-05:00

There were many, many times last year when I may have disturbed you, troubled you, pestered you, irritated you, bugged you, or got on your nerves with all the stupid e-mails I sent out. So today I just wanted to tell you ...

Tough Sh….!

There are no changes scheduled for 2010!

Victory from the Jaws of a Draw

2010-04-03T15:33:00.001-05:00

Never Had Any Doubt

Say Farewell To Manuel

2010-03-27T14:17:00.003-05:00

Arsenal's hopes for a Premier League Title were dealt a serious blow today as Manuel Almunia - gave up a goal in the 91st minute of the game.

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To borrow a phrase form Eddie Murphy - to liken what Manuel did as "Giving Up A Goal" would be to liken "Jay Walking" to getting thrown out of a moving Car.

Come on MAN!!!!!

UNKNOWN WOMAN

2010-03-04T08:10:00.002-06:00

I am not sure who this Woman is....................................

But apparently she knows Ryan Shawcross

MEMO TO RYAN SHAWCROSS

2010-03-01T23:35:00.005-06:00

RYAN - YOU HAVE A FACE THAT ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE AND SHE DIED LAUGHING

AND THE NEXT TIME WE SEE YOU
LIAM AND ME
ARE GONNA FUCK YOU UP!

Yellow Book Lies Again

2010-02-23T00:02:00.003-06:00

Click for Bigger

Dogs vs Cats

2010-01-27T00:38:00.004-06:00

WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES....... Excerpts from a Dog's Diary......

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary..Day 983 of my captivity....

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now................

This just in

2009-10-20T00:52:00.003-05:00

From the world of non-soccer, er English Football News. This just in.... Nobel Prize for culinary excellence awarded to Snap Crackle and Pop!!!!!

Angels vs Red Sox Bring it on baby

2009-10-08T18:35:00.001-05:00

And you thought I probably forgot - Oh - But NO!.

To tell the truth - there hasn't been shit to blog about since they clinched - and since I am a no shit blogger - I have been laying low - assessing the situation et all which can be heard below. Hey if you are reading this in an email or via RSS you are going to have to go to the site to hear the Doodlecast - www.soxtherapy.net see you on the back side of the Series.

And now it is said that he feeds his young with the foragings he finds in the forest - Dan Danielson - with a nice Bill Murray intro.

SOX CLINCH AL WILD CARD

2009-09-29T23:56:00.001-05:00

With the Angels Beating the Texas Rangers 5-2 .......The Sox are In the Playoffs

If they were in the NL - They would have been in in Late August-

That is just about the only good news about the Sox as of late - its been over for about a week and we have a week to go.

Congrats - Red Sox. We have much work to do still..............................

Arsenal 1 - Fulham 0

2009-09-27T11:00:00.005-05:00

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I just don't know how a team can be so good and look so bad at times. It's almost as if they were doing shots of Tequila prior to the Match.

Vito Mannnone played out of his mind in goal. True story - Wife yesterday afternoon asks me ".....So I talked to Kathy and Paul and they wanted to know if we should go to The Italian place or the Japanese Fusion place for dinner" Normally I would have gone for the lighter Sushi but last night we just had to go Italian in honor of Vito!

Note I Draw the line somewhere - if we get an Aborigine Keeper he pretty much would have to Win Europe with a clean sheet and Score the winning Goal in a shootout for me to consider eating Dingo.

Football (Soccer ) and Baseball

2009-09-23T09:48:00.004-05:00

Heard last week on ESPN 540 Milwaukee. The Doodle makes the missing link between these 2 sports. (Note if you actually want to hear this you are going to have to click here)

The DOODLE CAST IS BACK!!!!!

2009-09-16T15:20:00.001-05:00

Live From Your Mom's House

A gift for Mike Dean

2009-08-30T21:44:00.002-05:00

Black or White

2009-08-26T22:39:00.002-05:00

From Where I am Sitting - Either Way - Man U is going down like the Lusitania

The Battle Between Good and.............

2009-08-21T14:14:00.001-05:00

Evil

Resumes tonight............ Same Bat Channel ..... Same Bat Time........

Optimal Outcome. Us winning, Texas and Tampa Loosing. That just about covers it for today folks. There was this bit of news from yesterday though.

Ya*kees Minor League relief pitchers Nestor de Leon and Ramon Rodriguez were each suspended for 50 games on Thursday after both tested positive for performance-enhancing substances.

It is widely believed in the minds of many labradoodles that this is just the tip of the iceberg and that there is a culture of abuse at all levels of the Ya*kee organization. (OK, we made this last part up) Be Careful Out there!

Man Cave Lunch Menu Gunners vs Clovers

2009-08-18T09:12:00.013-05:00

.....................and when we Haver - were going to be the club that is havering Next to you!

UNOFFICIAL Reading Music for this Post here........

.Greetings from Scotland - where the men talk English but fuck all if I know what they are saying.

Its the often injured Gunners vs Celtic - today if you are in the USA or Tonight if you are local at the match. The Doodle and I/?????? May have to make a trip to The Highbury in South Milwaukee today to watch the match.

What others are saying about the Match -

The Arseblogger

Pointing to the fact that all the talk is about the shock and awe of the Celtic Crowd. Yeah I am scared......whoo..... Also the injuries which are a bit significant - but in the end we can win and no matter what happens it is still only half time.

I get the feeling that most believe that the ass whooping which will be dealt to Celtic in London on the return leg is going to be significant.

Arsenal FC Blog *Apparently the #1 Arsenal Blog in Australia

Basically says the same thing - although it is in audio format with an Australian accent - which I am happy to say is very easy to understand. Final verdict winning here makes things much easier but a draw would not be something we couldn't overcome. We are a better team - but the advantage of their home pitch is significant. - at least that is what I took away from it. - He would be satisfied with a draw given the circumstances. Also points out that the Keeper for the Celtic is very good and there is some Roo Bloke named Scott McDonald who is also very good.

So that is that - on to the game - my take is that this year has a very different feel to it than years past - and I will leave it at that - as the 2 guys above have more insight than I do. Never ever forget - it is important to .... "Know that you don't know what you don't know" ..... when you fail to do that in life, in business, or in a blog you tend to look like a complete and utter moron.

PS - We are Wisconsin's #1 Arsenal Blog.... So take that

THE DOODLE SAYS

UP THE ARSE

BEAT CELTIC!!!!!!

UP THE ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gunners Rock Out With Their Sox Out Beat Everton 6-1

2009-08-16T19:37:00.007-05:00

Ok so we are back to Football!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah Football.

One hand - Holy shit that was awesome
Other hand - It's a trick, they were just doing that to show us how good they could be just to frustrate us later in the year..Really hope it is the first.

On to Scotland for the Champions League on Tuesday

Just Great

2009-08-06T21:30:00.002-05:00

Checklist

2009-08-02T09:40:00.001-05:00

So Thursay of last week, I decide to get in the Car and Shoot over to see the Blogfather (credits to arseblogger on that term) and my Brother and Sister-In-Law along with my Godson and Nice (they are 2 different people by the way - as opposed to a transgender situation).

So I got my checklist.
1. The Doodle.

2. Shit for the The Doodle - Food, bowls, treats, scented golf balls etc.

3. Audi with Red Sox Plates. (Reccomend getting one if you have the means)

4. Clubs

5. Etc

So I am 45 Min into a 6-7 hour drive and my email- Blows up from 1. Unread Message to 53 un read messgaes over a period of 15 Min. This has only happened a handfull of times in the last 10 years. 2001 WTC, 2004 ALCS, 2004 World Series, etc - so I am thinking that some shit may have just been up...

And la-de-frigging da if I didn't have to hear for the next 6 hours about how Big Papi was on the list of 104 PED users, and as being on such list proves that everything the Red Sox did in 2004 was tainted, didn't mean anything, and we as fans should be ashamed. I actually got the following email from a NYY blogger.

From: New York Sports Jerk[mailto:newyorksportsjerk@gmail.com]

Sent: Thursday, July 30, 2009 5:09 PM

To: thedoctor@soxtherapy.net

Subject: Re: Fw: New York Sports Jerk

Hey Doc, what's new? Anything exciting happen today? Something that may involve your beloved asterisks?

Sucks when it comes back to bite you in the ass, doesn't it?

B*st*n Red S*x

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To which I simply replied ..... Dear ****

From: "The Doctor"
Date: Thu, 30 Jul 2009 23:44:58 +0000
To: New York Sports Jerk
Subject: Re: Fw: New York Sports Jerk

The * in Spa*kees isn't a PED thing - its a NY* Fan Thing........ As I said in a Previous Post - As seen below.

Ok first things first - a little housekeeping, Ahem.

From the day forward the American League team based in that total hole known as the Bronx New York will be refereed to as the Ya*kees - reason quite simple - when referring to a word so vile and disgusting common decency prevents me from actually putting the word into print. That and their fan base is an utter bunch of See HERE.

Now back to the matter at hand Mr. Sports Jerk.

If Ortiz and Manny and really at this point its really just Ortiz - as Manny has already been found to be Psychotic Steroid using cunt- which in Manny's case is both separately and concurrently true.

So if it found -A that the "story" is true, which it seems to be, and B the PED was steroids then I would say Ortiz was a cunt in 2003.

However if it turns out that it isn't true or the PED is something you can get at GNC then I am OK with it

The Doctor
www.soxtherapy.net

Hours By Appointment Only

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and folks that is where I will leave it - if he was doing actual steroids then he was a frigging cheater in 2003, if it was something less than that - but was still something which caused a positive then - hey no hard feelings. In any case 2004 stands alone - worse case our cheaters beat their cheaters - or if we all can remember - their chokers.

Golfing W Dan n The Doodle

2009-08-01T11:32:00.000-05:00

Photos by Dan Danielson (Via BlackBerry Storm)

Doodle and Doug Douglas (Uncle of the Doodle)

Doodle with Jack Jackson (Cousin of the Doodle)

Doodle - Guarding our drives from those Frigging Squirrels.

Post Trade Deadline / Papi Listing Golf Tourney

Dan Danielson n' The Doodle

www.soxtherapy.net

SAY IT AIN'T SO PAPI!

2009-07-30T12:32:00.000-05:00

.....................
Dan Danielson n' The Doodle

www.soxtherapy.net

松坂大輔「米国のタブー」への挑戦（1/4） - Translation

2009-07-29T15:28:00.000-05:00

MAGNUM F.I.

When translated to English says - Dice K is a frigging idiot. as seen here

Jim Rice H.O.F. on and off field

2009-07-26T15:52:00.000-05:00

Video says it all.

Doodle Alert

2009-07-24T08:09:00.000-05:00

The Doodle will be heading to the Pick and Save at (Censored) and (Censored) Roads to pick up Mrs Doodle some Milk.

On Saturday The Doodle will be at the (Censored) Game, perhaps to throw out the first pitch?

Dan Danielson n' The Doodle