This site has been live since 2005 (!!!) and home to so many awesome memories for so many of us.

It ceased to be an Artemis Fowl site a long, long time ago, instead it become a safe, friendly online hangout spot for a great bunch of people at different phases of their lives.

I’ve kept the site alive so many years mostly so that when people remember FG and Google it on some random bored moment of the day, they’re pleasantly surprised it’s still here and hopefully get a little smile from it (like I still do!)

All good things have to come to an end though. I’ve posted more details in the forum, and a little request to any long-term members who might want to contribute a memory or too.

Please check out the post and let us know what it meant to you if you can!

Welcome to the November edition of the Haven Herald! We’ve made it to our sixth edition!

For those of you who are new or haven’t been around in a while, the Haven Herald is our monthly newsletter where we showcase the very best that FanGathering has to offer.

As a reminder, here’s what you can expect from the new Herald. Each month, we’re going to be giving you a rundown of the big news that’s happened in relation to Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer, and FanGathering in general. We’ll be giving you updates on popular threads, the Artemis Fowl Read-Along (come join!), and of course, the intrepid “monolith” that is the counting thread and its new secret goal. We’ll also be showcasing the talents of two FGers each month, as well as bringing you the results of our new official monthly poll. Keep an eye out for our pillar of the community award too, where we honour upstanding members of our FG community.

So, as usual, here we go! Welcome back, or glad you’ve stayed. This is the Haven Herald. 

– The Site Team

Welcome to the October edition of the Haven Herald! This is officially our fifth edition.

For those of you who are new or haven’t been around in a while, the Haven Herald is our monthly newsletter where we showcase the very best that FanGathering has to offer.

As a reminder, here’s what you can expect from the new Herald. Each month, we’re going to be giving you a rundown of the big news that’s happened in relation to Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer, and FanGathering in general. We’ll be giving you updates on popular threads, the Artemis Fowl Read-Along (come join!), and of course, the intrepid “monolith” that is the counting thread and its new secret goal. We’ll also be showcasing the talents of two FGers each month, as well as bringing you the results of our new official monthly poll. Keep an eye out for our pillar of the community award too, where we honour upstanding members of our FG community.

So, as usual, here we go! Welcome back, or glad you’ve stayed. This is the Haven Herald. 

– The Site Team

Welcome to the September edition of the Haven Herald! We’ve made it to our fourth edition!

For those of you who are new or haven’t been around in a while, the Haven Herald is our monthly newsletter where we showcase the very best that FanGathering has to offer.

As a reminder, here’s what you can expect from the new Herald. Each month, we’re going to be giving you a rundown of the big news that’s happened in relation to Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer, and FanGathering in general. We’ll be giving you updates on popular threads, the Artemis Fowl Read-Along (come join!), and of course, the intrepid “monolith” that is the counting thread and its new secret goal. We’ll also be showcasing the talents of two FGers each month, as well as bringing you the results of our new official monthly poll. Keep an eye out for our pillar of the community award too, where we honour upstanding members of our FG community.

So, as usual, here we go! Welcome back, or glad you’ve stayed. This is the Haven Herald.

– The Site Team

Welcome to the August edition of the Haven Herald! Thanks for sticking with us for our third edition.

For those of you who are new or haven’t been around in a while, the Haven Herald is our monthly newsletter where we showcase the very best that FanGathering has to offer.

As a reminder, here’s what you can expect from the new Herald. Each month, we’re going to be giving you a rundown of the big news that’s happened in relation to Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer, and FanGathering in general. We’ll be giving you updates on popular threads, the Artemis Fowl Read-Along (come join!), and of course, the intrepid “monolith” that is the counting thread and its new secret goal. We’ll also be showcasing the talents of two FGers each month, as well as bringing you the results of our new official monthly poll. Keep an eye out for our pillar of the community award too, where we honour upstanding members of our FG community.

So, without further babbling, here we go! Welcome back, or glad you’ve stayed. This is the Haven Herald. 

– The Site Team

Welcome to the July edition of the Haven Herald! Yes, we really did mean monthly!

For those of you who are new or haven’t been around in a while, the Haven Herald is our monthly newsletter where we showcase the very best that FanGathering has to offer.

As a reminder, here’s what you can expect from the new Herald. Each month, we’re going to be giving you a rundown of the big news that’s happened in relation to Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer, and FanGathering in general. We’ll be giving you updates on popular threads, the Artemis Fowl Read-Along (come join!), and of course, the intrepid “monolith” that is the counting thread and its new secret goal. We’ll also be showcasing the talents of two FGers each month, as well as bringing you the results of our new official monthly poll. Keep an eye out for our pillar of the community award too, where we honour upstanding members of our FG community.

So, without further babbling, here we go! Welcome back, or glad you’ve stayed. This is the Haven Herald.

– The Site Team

Hello there, FGers past and present! It’s been a long, long, long time. The world is a strange place at the moment, and we hope everyone is doing as well as they can be.

Those of you who were FanGathering regulars will remember that, once upon a time, the Site Team used to send out a (mostly) monthly newsletter. The last edition was released in January of 2010 – a full decade ago! – and the forum in general has been relatively quiet for several years, now. But thanks to a few loyal FGers (more on that, later!), the past few months have seen FG looking like a community again. And with the FG Rennaisance, Revival, or whatever else you’d like to call it, the Site Team is happy to say that the Haven Herald is back in action.

Here’s what you can expect from the new Herald. Each month, we’re going to be giving you a rundown of the big news that’s happened in relation to Artemis Fowl, Eoin Colfer, and FanGathering in general. This month’s FG recap will look a little bit different, but in the future, we’ll be giving you updates on popular threads, the Artemis Fowl Read-Along (come join!), and of course, the intrepid “monolith” that is the counting thread and its new secret goal. We’ll also be showcasing the talents of two FGers each month, as well as bringing you the results of our new official monthly poll.

There is one more new feature that we are extra excited to bring you – but we’ll let you read on and find out what it is.

So, without further babbling, here we go! Welcome back, or glad you’ve stayed. This is the Haven Herald. 

– The Site Team

After a nearly ten-year series of delays with which we’re sure Fowl fans are all too familiar, the movie was finally slated to release in theaters on May 29 of this year. The most recent trailer, released on March 2, received a mixed reaction from longtime fans.

What do you think of this decision? Will you be watching on Disney Plus? Let us know in the comments section, or on our chat forum!

Excited? We’ve been talking for this about years, so I hope so!

What are your thoughts? How’s it shape up compared to your imagination? Comment below or join the chat on our forums.

The Last Will and Testament of Artemis Fowl the Second.

Being the final wishes of Artemis Fowl in the event of his death at the hands of the pixie Opal Koboi. Should he survive for forty eight hours after the date of writing, this will becomes null and void and shall have no legal weight in any court, human or fairy. I, Artemis Fowl the Second, being of exceedingly sound mind and reasonably sound body bequeath my estate and advice as follows:

To my father, I leave the three hundred million dollars in bearer bonds that are hidden, believe it or not, under my own bed, the last spot anyone would look and possibly the most booby trapped place on Earth. Butler will know how to disengage the security measures.

To my darling mother, I leave my stocks portfolio, including my shares in ethical funds and registered charity which I know she will manage with her usual moral determination and I also bequeath to her the department store on New York’s Fifth Avenue, which I had planned to give to her on her birthday.

I wish my brother Myles to inherit my laboratory and all its equipment with access to the special projects room to be granted on his eight birthday when he will be mature enough to deal with other dimensions, aliens, and time travel.

For my brother Beckett, I have purchased a lifetime’s supply of slime so he can coat himself in gunge as often as he pleases. I also wish Beckett to have the ant farm, provided he promises not to eat any of the ants.

My faithful bodyguard, Butler, is of course entitled to his generous severance package and is under no obligation to stay on but it would be greatly appreciated if he renewed his contract and remained in the employment of the Fowl family. Apart from his pension, I wish Butler to become legal owner of the apartments in which he has lived since I was born, and the dojo where he tried to teach me to fight.

To Juliet Bulter, who has protected my brothers so faithfully, I leave my sound system which is based on gel speakers technology, and which should make even her collection of modern music sound reasonably nonoffensive. I also leave to Juliet the three sports cars and a lifetime subscription to the wrestling channel.

To my friend Captain Holly Short of the Lower Elements Police, I leave the thirty seven gold bars that were the price of her release when I kidinapped her all those years ago. I know that I can never make up for that crime but hopefully you can think of me as a friend, when you do think of me.

To the dwarf Mulch Diggums, I leave the refrigerated warehouse of London docklands that is stocked with enough frozen chicken to satisfy even his appetite for several decades.

To the centaur Foaly, I leave the blueprints to an interstellar craft that is so advanced it makes his spacecrafts look like hot air balloons. I have hidden the designs inside his own system where he would never think to look for them. To find them Foaly must open his own security file on M. E., blink eight times and say the words “Artemis Fowl is smarter than I am.” If this does not work then at least I will smile in the afterlife.

Decoded by Simloe, thank you!