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Inky and Blinky and Pinky and Stinky and Tinky-Winky

Ashens — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 22:42:00 +0000

I played an eighties board game version of Pac-Man with Guru Larry. We filmed it. It’s a funny old world.

We filmed this on the 30th anniversary of Pac-Man’s release. Spookily, it was a complete coincidence – neither of us were actually aware of the milestone until a few days later. It’s a funny old world.

Editing this video made me want to get out my board game version of Berzerk which I’ve never actually played. But it’s currently on top of a cabinet under Game Of The Year, Scoop, Noteability, Pictionary, You Be The Judge, Addictionary, Totopoly, Game of Games, Scrabble, Star Wars Monopoly and an ornate chess set I bought in Venice. So I couldn’t be bothered. It’s a funny old world.

Also! Here’s a slightly different version of the video from TGWTG. This has some rather unsophisticated “noddies” edited in. It’s a funny old world.

What’s the time, Mister Sweaty Monkey?

Ashens — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 22:49:28 +0000

Ever wanted to make your voice sound odd whilst looking at a confusing watch? I do hope so:

And before you e-mail me, look at this – It’s a link to where I got the watch! (And here’s the voice changer. And here’s a photo of a statue of Billy Bluelight.)

Pea Sea Pee

Ashens — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 17:20:46 +0000

The POP Station onslaught continues under the moniker of PCP Station! At least they’ve changed things slightly I suppose. (Although I’m disappointed they only use standard LCD screens.)

iPhone goes forth

Ashens — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 00:53:32 +0000

iPhone 4! First I queued for hours to get one. Then I put together a video as quickly as I could on an extremely hot day. Fun!*

Anyway, here’s a quick look at the new hardware features. And don’t worry – this video has been certified 100% FaceTime free by the League Against Unsettling Software Names.

*This is a lie

There’s no action left in these figures

Ashens — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 20:37:11 +0000

More cheapo figures? You betcha:

My plan is now to incorporate future crap-o-figures into Poundland Specials. (Unless I find a rich vein of particularly amusing ones somewhere.)

Go figure

Ashens — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 00:45:55 +0000

All children need something to play with. Something to stimulate their imagination. Like brittle plastic figurines with distorted faces.

Many thanks to super-duper Harry Partridge who not only provided the toys and extra review footage, but also let me be unfairly disparaging in the name of comedy. (He sent the toys in a really nice box too. A proper parcel box thing that folds down flat.)

Bank Holiday Special

Ashens — Mon, 31 May 2010 20:45:45 +0000

Someone sent me an iPad. So I reviewed it. Yes.

I took over an hour of footage, which I planned to edit down to about 15 minutes. But in one of my increasingly common moments of madness I decided to make a giant edit containing all the footage that makes sense chronologically. So, here in YouTube-o-Vision (and heavily interlaced due to camcorder problems) I present almost an hour of iPad ramblings in three parts!

In case you’re wondering, I put the iPad on eBay. I thought it would be a good choice as they both have their capitals put back to the second letter. And indeed it was – I sold it for the full retail value within two hours of it going up. The oven I’m getting is a Beko DVC663. Good times.

Those weren’t the days

Ashens — Sat, 15 May 2010 12:33:42 +0000

In news sure to confound the learned gentry, my YouTube channel has reached the dizzy heights of 75,000 subscribers. In celebration I’ve released my first ever video review!

(This was loosely based on something I saw at school as a teenager. It was some kind of early silent drama which never quite gave you long enough to read the bloody captions, making the whole thing an irritating mess.)

Whoever you vote for, the Government always gets in

Ashens — Wed, 05 May 2010 16:28:59 +0000

Not as good as T & A

Ashens — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 12:53:24 +0000

Time to answer some questions that people keep digitally firing into my virtual face!

Also! New Tech Dump should be online soon. Yes? Yes.