Ask Chewie: The Pug Life

blanket

2009-07-05T03:51:00-08:00

i was just layin here when the lil aliens put this blanket on mah head.

NYPD does not like dogs on trains

2009-06-30T22:06:00-08:00

Mah MaMa and mah Kross got tickets more than once on the L line because of me. NYPD does not like dogs, especially pugs!
Puking Dog in NYC from Gawker

All she wanted to do was get her poor little puking pug dog out of her tote bag on the L train. But then the cops arrived. And they were mean.

From Free Williamsburg

They took my pug and he told me he was taking him to the pound where he would be “put down.” I was taken to the J stop headquarters. I wasn’t allowed to call a lawyer and I was put in a cell.

Dog Flu Vaccine

2009-06-30T17:15:00-08:00

Ny Times Article on dog flu vaccine

There is a new flu virus going around. It initially looked quite lethal, and caused panic. Now it is clear that it has killed relatively few victims — and many of those have underlying conditions. It is particularly dangerous to be the possessor of a pushed-in nose — that is, to be a Pekingese, a pug or a Shi-Tzu.

Driving to the park

2009-06-28T19:16:19-08:00

Mah mama and the ricky are taking us to the park.

Sent from my atari 2600

Give me food

2009-06-15T17:12:08-08:00

Is that cheese I see?

Acupuncture

2009-06-10T23:10:19-08:00

Lil Alien

2009-06-10T03:03:00-08:00

I have been busy gathering proof that this Lola thing is i fact a lil alien like Le Mops. I think this picture clearly shows her lil alien features. The far apart eyes. The lack of wrinkles. The strange predilection for rubber. None of these signify pug, but do in fact point to lil alien. *snort*

Since she came home from the mothership, I have been trying to get close to her to see if she will divulge a location of the ship or a way to send Le Mops back. Just waiting for her *snort* to make a mistake and drop the pug act. So far, she is assimilating well. Beyond her annoying squawk, she rarely lets lose a hint of lil alien. The noise she emits is surely a signal or coded communication being picked up by the mothership.

I will report more as I discover it.

braaaaaains.

2009-05-30T00:18:00-08:00

The lil aliens have been trying to eat mah brain. AGAIN!

Porky pug

2009-05-21T15:23:51-08:00

He looks so good, I could eat him with some eggs and toast. Oh sorry, the prendasone makes me hungry! *snort*

healing

2009-05-17T22:30:00-08:00

I do not like being on this chair all the time.

Especially when the lil aliens come up here to eat mah brains.

I can jump on the couch if only mah mama would let me! *snort*

i do get extra pillows!

but i cant keep the lil aliens ot of mah dog house!