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		<title>Water Safety For Kids</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 19:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teaching your kids about water safety can make this summer tradition more of a fun activity and less of a danger.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Summer’s here and it’s time to head to the local pool, lake or the beach to cool off, splash around and have fun. Teaching your kids about water safety can make this summer tradition more of a fun activity and less of a danger.</p>
<p>The good news is there are many ways to keep your kids safe and let them have fun.</p>
<p>Teaching water safety begins with a good talk with your kids. Setting rules such as not going near the pool or the shore without a grown-up or always having a swim buddy can be set without frightening them. Pools should always have a permanent, sturdy, and locked fence around them to prevent tragedy.</p>
<div id="attachment_228" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://www.massmedicalstorage.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Swimming_summer_kids_safety.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-228" title="Swimming_summer_kids_safety" src="http://www.massmedicalstorage.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Swimming_summer_kids_safety-300x200.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="200" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Water safety is key for safe summer fun. </p></div>
<p>Enjoying water means learning to swim. Local community centers will have <a title="Red Cross " href="http://www.redcross.org/portal/site/en/menuitem.d8aaecf214c576bf971e4cfe43181aa0/?vgnextoid=5208aeeb860b1210VgnVCM10000089f0870aRCRD&amp;vgnextfmt=default" target="_blank">Red Cross</a> certified instructors who know how to work with kids. They should begin learning by age 4 or younger but anytime is great. Kids should always be watched no matter how old but basic water awareness is essential.</p>
<p>Even after swimming lessons a flotation device should always be worn when around deeper water such as lakes, the ocean or ponds. Purchase a Coast Guard approved life vest with the proper weight and size recommendations. Children younger than five years old should also have a vest with a strap between the legs and head support to keep their head above water. Avoid inflatable devices, such as water wings, as they don’t offer sufficient protection.</p>
<p>Learn <a title="American Red Cross CPR " href="http://www.redcross.org/portal/site/en/menuitem.d8aaecf214c576bf971e4cfe43181aa0/?vgnextoid=aea70c45f663b110VgnVCM10000089f0870aRCRD&amp;vgnextfmt=default" target="_blank">CPR</a> and refresh your skills every summer. If you’re child is going to a friend’s home and they plan to swim ask if any adult present knows CPR. It’s not worth leaving your child in the hands of someone who doesn’t know lifesaving techniques.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t forget the sunscreen and reapply frequently, especially if the kids are getting wet. The <a title="FDA Issues New Regulations For Suncreen" href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/sunscreen_gems_ysXKy0wibvXVEZDIcUiDOO?utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_content=National" target="_blank">FDA has revamped the guidelines</a> required for sunscreen manufacturers so some claims of protection may be inaccurate. UV sunglasses, hats, and protective clothing can also help provide sun protection. <a title="Summer, Sun, And Skin Cancer" href="http://www.massmedicalstorage.com/blog/uncategorized/summer-sun-and-skin-cancer/" target="_blank">Skin cancer</a> is on the rise and kids should learn early about the dangers of over exposure.</p>
<p>Kids should drink plenty of fluids, particularly water, to prevent dehydration. It&#8217;s easy to get dehydrated in the sun, especially when kids are active and sweating. Dizziness, feeling lightheaded, or nausea are just some of the signs of dehydration and overheating.</p>
<p>But most of all have fun, splash around and dog paddle your way to a fun summer. And don’t be afraid to go off the high dive, it’s not so bad.</p>
<p><a title="MASS Medical Storage" href="http://www.massmedicalstorage.com" target="_blank">MASS Medical Supply</a> like the water but after we saw “Jaws” we just stick to the pool.</p>
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		<title>Facebook Initiative Promotes Organ Donation</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 18:09:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[n early May of 2012 Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Facebook, introduced a new feature on the social media site to encourage organ donation. ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In early May of 2012 Mark Zuckerberg, founder of <a title="Facebook" href="http://www.facebook.com" target="_blank">Facebook</a>, introduced a new <a title="Facebook Organ Donation Tool" href="https://www.facebook.com/help/?page=368924819806375&amp;ref=ts" target="_blank">feature</a> on the social media site to encourage<a title="New Facebook Feature Encourages Organ Donation" href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/story/2012-05-01/Facebook-organ-donation-feature/54671522/1" target="_blank"> organ donation</a>. The feature encourages users to <a title="Dept. Of Health and Human Services" href="http://organdonor.gov/index.html" target="_blank">register</a> as organ donors and then share the information their networks via their Timelines.</p>
<p>It was announced as a way to boost awareness of the shortage of viable organs for those who need them. Over 110,000 people are currently on the waiting list and eighteen people die daily for lack of a donor. One donor can save as many as eight lives so the benefit of being a donor is clear.</p>
<p>According to <a title="Donate LIfe America" href="http://donatelife.net/" target="_blank">Donate Life America</a>, a nonprofit group partnering with Facebook, more than 90 percent of Americans support organ donation but only 42 percent are registered donors. By the end of the first day after the announcement 10,000 people had enrolled through 22 state registries. On a normal day those states together see less than 400 sign up.</p>
<p>The response &#8220;dwarfs any past organ donation initiative,&#8221; said David Fleming, chief executive of Donate Life America, in a statement.</p>
<p>The initiative was the brainchild of Sheryl  Sandberg, COO of Facebook, and Andrew Cameron, a transplant surgeon at Johns Hopkins  Hospital. The two met 25 years ago at Harvard and met again at a reunion. Sandberg  approached Cameron with the notion of using the social media power of  900 millions Facebook users to highlight the plight of the thousands of  waiting patients.</p>
<p>&#8220;I think it&#8217;s possible that we will see an impact over the next couple of years, where we would imagine eliminating the transplant waiting list,&#8221; Dr. Cameron told ABC News.</p>
<p>The news is encouraging to anyone on the transplant list as well as their friends and family. Waiting and never being sure if the day will come when they are given a chance at living a healthy life can be agonizing. This initiative can bring new hope to patients and perhaps some day organ transplants will become a routine part of medical care.</p>
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		<title>Are Allergies On The Rise?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 13:11:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Allergies are on the rise in the US and we may have brought them on ourselves.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If it seems like just about everyone you know is wheezing and sneezing as the temperatures have warmed up you’re probably right. Allergies are on the rise in the US and we may have brought them on ourselves.</p>
<p><a title="Allergies Types and Symptoms" href="http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0001815/" target="_blank">Allergies</a> are typically a reaction by your immune system to various elements both in the air and on the ground. We sniff at the pollen from trees, shrubs and flowers, dander from our pets and mold from excess moisture. About 54% of our friends and family are sensitive to at least one allergen. And if that seems high it’s because that’s about two to five times higher than allergy rates in the 1970s.</p>
<p>So just what’s going on here? There are probably several reasons that alone or in combination are conspiring to keep the tissue companies in business.</p>
<div id="attachment_201" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 190px"><a href="http://www.massmedicalstorage.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Allergies_Sneezing_Coughing.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-201 " title="Allergies_Sneezing_Coughing" src="http://www.massmedicalstorage.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Allergies_Sneezing_Coughing-200x300.jpg" alt="" width="180" height="270" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Are we to blame increases in allergies?</p></div>
<h2>Have we built our homes too well or too poorly?</h2>
<p>We’ve sealed ourselves into our houses. New and more<a title="Air tight homes causing mold allergies." href="http://www.airqualitytips.com/118/allergy-101-mold-allergy/" target="_blank"> energy efficient</a> home construction can mean an almost airtight environment. Allergens like mold can develop when moisture doesn’t evaporate as quickly as it does in older homes that have more air circulation. On the flip side <a title="Poor home contruction increasing mold." href="http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/home_and_garden/2010/12/12/moldy-moderns.html" target="_blank">poor home construction</a> can influence mold buildup when cost cutting on materials also allows moisture to collect.</p>
<h2>Are we too clean?</h2>
<p>Americans spend millions of dollars every day on cleaning products. Perhaps even more if we have small children around. But there’s some evidence that we’re preventing our kids from <a title="Should we stop germs?" href="http://www.webmd.com/parenting/d2n-stopping-germs-12/kids-and-dirt-germs" target="_blank">developing natural immune defenses</a> to the bacteria, dirt and infectious agents in our environments.</p>
<h2>Are we too dirty?</h2>
<p>On the other side of cleanliness lies dirtiness. A rise in <a title="Air pollution and allergies" href="http://www.livestrong.com/article/147502-pollution-allergies/" target="_blank">air pollutants </a>combined with increasing metropolitan populations and global enterprise may also contribute to our reactions to tire particles, exhaust, and even the allergens that come from other countries via imported goods.</p>
<h2>Is it hot in here or is it just me?</h2>
<p>Not only are tornadoes multiplying, the ice caps melting and hurricanes moving farther down the alphabet but we could be increasing our allergies due to<a title="Global Warming and Allergies" href="http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1982033,00.html" target="_blank"> global warming</a>. Longer and warmer springs and summers mean pollinators have more time to produce allergens meaning extended seasons.</p>
<p>So maybe there <em>are </em>human reasons we all sneeze longer. Luckily there are medications available to combat most of the bothersome symptoms and we can go about our days if not allergy free at least free-er. So breathe deep, open a window, let your kids get dirty and relax.</p>
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		<title>Summer, Sun, And Skin Cancer</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 00:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As summer approaches and we emerge from our winter cocoons it can be a bit jarring to see how pale and sallow our skin might be. It’s tempting to head to the tanning salon to add a bit of color so we don’t blind our fellow man (or woman) when we first put on the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As summer approaches and we emerge from our winter cocoons it can be a bit jarring to see how pale and sallow our skin might be. It’s tempting to head to the tanning salon to add a bit of color so we don’t blind our fellow man (or woman) when we first put on the shorts.</p>
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<p>Let’s stop there.</p>
<p>Researchers examined records from a <a title="'Dramatic' increase in skin cancer among young adults in Olmsted County" href="http://postbulletin.com/news/stories/display.php?id=1491791" target="_blank">decades-long database</a> of all patient care in Olmsted County, Minn., and looked for first-time diagnoses of melanoma in patients 18-39 from 1970 to 2009. Melanoma cases increased eightfold among women in that time and fourfold for men, the authors say. And yet, for as much as we know about the dangers of sun exposure we continue to associate beauty with a radiant summer tan.</p>
<div id="attachment_191" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 206px"><a href="http://www.massmedicalstorage.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Cancer_Sun_Melanoma.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-191" title="Cancer_Sun_Melanoma" src="http://www.massmedicalstorage.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Cancer_Sun_Melanoma-196x300.jpg" alt="" width="196" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Sun worshipping can be dangerous. </p></div>
<p>This is especially true for young women under 30. They have been taught by movies, television and other media that looking good includes darkening the skin. Lately it’s been called <a title="Melanoma cases rising; young women at greatest risk " href="http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/story/2012-04-02/melanoma-young-women/53935034/1" target="_blank">“The Jersey Shore Effect”</a> as bevies of young people romp under the sun having all sorts of adventures. And they live at the tanning salon. Seventy-one percent of tanning salon patrons are girls and women aged 16-29. Between 1980 and 2004, the annual incidence of melanoma among young women increased by 50 percent, from 9.4 cases to 13.9 cases per 100,000 women. Fortunately death rates fell during the same period because of early detection and intervention.</p>
<p>People who use tanning beds are 2.5 times more likely to develop<a title="Skincancer.org" href="http://www.skincancer.org/skin-cancer-information/skin-cancer-facts" target="_blank"> squamous cell carcinoma and 1.5 times more likely to develop basal cell carcinoma</a>. Luckily, both basal cell and squamous cell carcinomas are easily treated with local therapies including cryotherapy (freezing) or surgery. Melanomas are a different story. More than three-fourths of skin cancer deaths come from this very serious type of cancer. If a melanoma invades more than a quarter-inch into the skin, there is a good chance it has spread to other areas of the body.</p>
<p>It’s tempting to let the sun shine on us, the warmth feels good, it signals summer fun and friends and for some of us it takes us back to the days when we lathered on the baby oil until we could repel a tidal wave. And let’s be honest, we still think we look good with a tan. It covers imperfections and makes a nice contrast with colorful summer attire. Fortunately sunless tanning products aren’t the nightmare they used to be. The orange skin, bad smell and obvious application lines are gone and even some of the tanning salons are switching to spray tans as an alternative to the egregious effects of the fake bake.</p>
<p>And when it comes to heading outdoors be sensible. Use sunscreen, wear protective clothing and check moles for ABCDEs: asymmetry, a blurred or irregular border, colors that are varied within the same mole, a diameter of more than a pencil eraser and both elevation and evolution, meaning signs that the mole is raised or changing shape.</p>
<p>New sunscreen regulations go into effect this summer. The <a title="FDA Regulations On Suncreen" href="http://www.fda.gov/Drugs/ResourcesForYou/Consumers/BuyingUsingMedicineSafely/UnderstandingOver-the-CounterMedicines/ucm258468.htm" target="_blank">FDA has cracked down</a> on manufacturers claims of waterproof or sweatproof and made other recommendations. So read labels, throw out sunscreen that’s over a year old and pay particular attention to the amount that you use. In order for it to be effective you’ll need more than most people apply. A shot glass full for the body and a teaspoon for the face is the general recommendation, so don’t be shy, protect your health and squeeze that bottle.</p>
<p>Many local medical centers offer a <a title="American Academy of Dermatology" href="http://www.aad.org/skin-conditions/skin-cancer-detection/free-skin-cancer-screenings" target="_blank">free skin cancer screening</a> yearly on May 21. Check your local hospitals for information in your area.</p>
<p><a title="MASS Medical Storage" href="http://www.massmedicalstorage.com/index.php" target="_blank">MASS Medical Supply</a> wishes you a happy summer with healthy choices, good friends and family celebrations and endless sunny days.</p>
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		<title>How Do You Know You’re A Nurse?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 22:59:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You can’t be a healthcare professional if you don’t have a sense of humor, sometimes a pretty dark sense of humor, or at least an appreciation of the absurd. It can help when the day seems endless, your patients seem needier and you hear the call button even when you’re in your car. Of course [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You can’t be a healthcare professional if you don’t have a sense of humor, sometimes a pretty dark sense of humor, or at least an appreciation of the absurd. It can help when the day seems endless, your patients seem needier and you hear the call button even when you’re in your car. Of course it’s all worth it when you realize how much your patients really need you but sometimes…</p>
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<p>You know you&#8217;re a nurse when:</p>
<p>You believe every patient needs TLC: Thorazine, Lorazepam and Compazine.</p>
<p>You would like to meet the inventor of the call light in a dark alley one night.</p>
<p>You believe not all patients are annoying &#8230; some are unconscious.</p>
<p>You know the phone numbers of every late night food delivery place in town by heart.</p>
<p>When asked, &#8220;What color is the patient&#8217;s diarrhea?&#8221; and you show them your shoes.</p>
<p>You&#8217;ve been telling stories in a restaurant and had someone at another table throw up.</p>
<p>You notice that you use more four-letter words now than before you became a nurse.</p>
<p>You can intubate your friends at parties.</p>
<p>You&#8217;ve basted your Thanksgiving turkey with a Toomey syringe.</p>
<p>Your bladder can expand to the same size as a Winnebago&#8217;s water tank.</p>
<p>You find yourself checking out other customer&#8217;s arm veins in grocery waiting lines.</p>
<p>And lastly:</p>
<p>You&#8217;ve sworn you&#8217;re going to have &#8220;NO CODE&#8221; tattooed on your chest.</p>
<p>Keeping a smile ready can sometimes be the only way to get through your day. Otherwise you might find yourself muttering softly to yourself as you wander the grocery aisles looking for catheters. <a title="MASS Medical Storage" href="http://www.massmedicalstorage.com/index.php" target="_blank">MASS Medical Supply </a>can help with the catheter part. Our customizable <a title="MASS Medical Storage Cath Lab Storage" href="http://www.massmedicalstorage.com/medical-storage-products/cath-lab-storage/cath-lab-storage.php" target="_blank">cath lab storage</a> units can be the perfect organization solution. The FifoGlide unit has rotating catheter tracks to store more catheters than any other system. Interior modules offer easy access for long stent boxes, balloon, guidewires and more. <a title="PDF Product Catalog" href="http://www.massmedicalstorage.com/index.php" target="_blank">Download our PDF catalog</a> to see all your medical storage options. Once you find your way out of the grocery store.</p>
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		<title>Three Mysterious Medical Conditions</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 16:48:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you’ve ever had aches or pains that you can’t identify or perhaps an itch you just can’t scratch you know that a mysterious medical problem can be frustrating. For some of us it goes way beyond an itch and can baffle medical professionals. By 2009, three-year old Rhett Lamb of St. Petersburg, Florida had [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you’ve ever had aches or pains that you can’t identify or perhaps an itch you just can’t scratch you know that a mysterious medical problem can be frustrating. For some of us it goes way beyond an itch and can baffle medical professionals.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.massmedicalstorage.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Healthcare_Mystery.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-176" title="Healthcare_Mystery" src="http://www.massmedicalstorage.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Healthcare_Mystery-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="240" height="180" /></a>By 2009, three-year old <a title="Mystery Of The Sleepless Boy" href="http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/OnCall/story?id=6711810&amp;page=1#.T4LLJRxrpr4" target="_blank">Rhett Lamb</a> of St. Petersburg, Florida had literally been awake his entire life. His little body would collapse from fatigue but his mind would continue to stay alert and functioning. His condition naturally made him extremely irritable (if you’ve ever encountered a cranky three year old just multiply that by a hundred) and physicians were baffled. He was eventually diagnosed with <a title="Chiari Malformation" href="http://www.pspinformation.com/disease/otherdiseases/chiari-malformation.shtml" target="_blank">Chiari malformation</a>, a neurological disorder in which the bottom part of the brain descends out of the skull, putting pressure on both the brain and spine, causing a number of symptoms, including sleeplessness. Doctors performed a high-risk surgery to remove bone from around the brain stem giving the brain more space and reducing the pressure. Happily he is doing fine, is interacting with other children, and everyone is now able to sleep peacefully.</p>
<p>How would you like to remember everything that&#8217;s ever happened to you? A patient in California was diagnosed with <a title="Hyperthymestic Syndrome" href="http://www.nootropics.com/hyperthymestic/index.html" target="_blank">hyperthymestic syndrome,</a> the ability to recall any detail in her personal history and other public events. She will spontaneously experience memories from her past in vivid detail. If asked about a randomly selected date from the past twenty-five years she can provide minute details such as the day of the week, the weather and almost exactly what her experiences were on that day.  And while her condition is frustrating at times, forcing her to remember unpleasant experiences, she also treasures being able to recall the best times of her life as if she was there again.  So basically you’d get to remember your prom, and how much fun you had, but also that your date wore platform shoes, a powder blue tuxedo and had a perm.</p>
<p>A guy walks into a bar and says he can climb Mt. Everest in shorts and sandals. You take the bet and of course you win because it can’t be done. Except this guy actually made it to 24,300 feet before he stopped. Naturally he tried for Mt. Kilimanjaro next and this time he made it. <a title="The Ice Man" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/22/wim-hof-dutch-iceman-cont_n_865203.html" target="_blank">Wim Hof</a>, known as “The Ice Man” has earned his nickname from such shivering exploits as remaining in a tank of ice for almost two hours, swimming half the length of a football field under a sheet of ice in the Arctic, remaining encased in a glass box filled with ice for 71 minutes and I’m getting cold just writing this. Oh, and he made the Guinness record book for running a half-marathon barefoot in subzero conditions.</p>
<p>A series of tests (naturally) showed that Hof  produced only half as much inflammatory defense proteins as the average human which  means the extreme cold doesn’t have the same effect on him. The apparent reason  was a sharp rise in levels of cortical, the &#8220;stress hormone&#8221; known to suppress the immune system. The Ice Man appears to be able to  intentionally influence a system previously thought to be automatically regulated. He  claims he can have an &#8220;internal conversation&#8221; in which his mind and his  body communicate with each other to allow him to withstand the cold with  little or no discomfort. I say that if I could influence my brain like that I’d make everything taste like dark chocolate. But that’s just me.</p>
<p>Fortunately these extreme conditions had happy  resolutions and now just make for interesting stories but some will need constant  medical attention and for those patients organization is key. <a title="MASS Medical Storage" href="www.massmedicalstorage.com" target="_blank">MASS Medical  Storage</a> offers the most comprehensive and customizable storage solutions for  medical professionals that keep critical tools within easy reach. If you’d like  to learn how our products can increase your productivity we invite you to  explore our website for <a title="Planning Tools" href="http://www.massmedicalstorage.com/PlanningTools.php" target="_blank">planning tools </a>and <a title="Architect Center" href="http://www.massmedicalstorage.com/architect-center/architect-center.php" target="_blank">downloadable  specifications</a> so you&#8217;ll know exactly how we can help you.</p>
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		<title>Asthma Treatment More Specific With Bronchoscopy</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Apr 2012 02:13:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you’ve ever struggled with asthma you know how it can infringe on your quality of life and limit your activities. While most asthma sufferers respond to treatment, generally with inhaled corticosteroids, there are many others who need additional diagnosis and treatment. Researchers at National Jewish Health have studied the use of a bronchoscope to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you’ve ever struggled with asthma you know how it can infringe on your quality of life and limit your activities. While most asthma sufferers respond to treatment, generally with inhaled corticosteroids, there are many others who need additional diagnosis and treatment.</p>
<p>Researchers at <a title="National Jewish Health" href="http://www.nationaljewish.org/about/mediacenter/pressreleases/2012/bronchoscopy-asthma/" target="_blank">National Jewish Health</a> have studied the use of a bronchoscope to visually examine patient airways to help identify and treat the more difficult varieties of asthma.  While most asthma tests evaluate the ability to inhale and exhale air a bronchoscopy can provide a better examination by harvesting samples for examination.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.massmedicalstorage.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Lungs_Asthma_Bronchoscope.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-165" title="Lungs_Asthma_Bronchoscope" src="http://www.massmedicalstorage.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Lungs_Asthma_Bronchoscope-286x300.jpg" alt="" width="286" height="300" /></a><span id="more-164"></span>With the patient under a mild sedation, a small tube is inserted into the nose and threaded into the airways. A camera allows visual inspection and fluid and lung tissue are also collected for biopsy.</p>
<p>Fifty-eight patients with difficult-to-treat asthma participated in the study. Their asthma was characterized as needing oral corticosteroids while still remaining symptomatic in spite of higher dosages.</p>
<p>Twenty of the patients received standard guidelines-based treatment for four months and then underwent a bronchoscopy and therapy. The remaining thirty-eight patients received therapy based on the results of the bronchoscopy.</p>
<p>Researchers identified five mutually exclusive asthma phenotypes and initiated specific treatments including surgery, reflux treatment, antibiotics and omalizumab. After 24 weeks of this targeted therapy there were marked improvements in both lung function and Asthma Control Test scores rose from generally poorly controlled asthma to minimally uncontrolled.</p>
<p>The use of bronchoscopy is promising but additional studies will determine if this will ultimately be a viable treatment for those asthma sufferers who need more targeted and personal therapy. It’s an encouraging step and hopefully more investigation will prove successful.</p>
<p>Engineered to protect your scopes and provide  easier access for your employees, <a title="Secure-A-Scope" href="http://www.massmedicalstorage.com/medical-storage-products/endoscopy-scopes/scope-storage/scope-storage.php" target="_blank">MASS Secure-A-Scope cabinets</a> feature a revolutionary  new design that sets the standard for scope storage and accessibility.  Whether you have colonoscopes, EUS scopes, TEE probes, bronchoscopes, or  cystoscopes, <a title="MASS Medical Storage" href="http://www.massmedicalstorage.com/index.php" target="_blank">MASS Medical</a> has you covered with a variety of different racks to accommodate various  scope sizes and quantities. <a title="Contact Us" href="http://www.massmedicalstorage.com/contact-us.php" target="_blank">Call us </a>today for more information and let the  MASS Medical team show you how we can partner with you for the best  quality products and service.</p>
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		<title>Nanotechology: The Small Cancer Treatment Is Having Big Results</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2012 17:09:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nanotechnology is the stuff of science fiction. Tiny spaceships enter the bloodstream and travel along until reaching the lungs, heart or brain and perform a small (literally) miracle on an important person and then return to eject Raquel Welch or Martin Short and everyone lives happily ever after. Seen it? Real-world nanotechnology, while not quite [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nanotechnology is the stuff of science fiction. Tiny spaceships enter the bloodstream and travel along until reaching the lungs, heart or brain and perform a small (literally) miracle on an important person and then return to eject Raquel Welch or Martin Short and everyone lives happily ever after. Seen it?</p>
<p>Real-world nanotechnology, while not quite as glamorous as Raquel Welch, is potentially the next giant step in scientific evolution and will touch everything from medicine to cars to space travel. How it intersects with medicine has amazing potential and scientists are teaming with doctors to effect real changes in treatments of multiple conditions. It’s very promising in cancer research and hopes are high.</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.massmedicalstorage.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Nanobots_Medicine_MASSMedical.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-156" title="Nanobots_Medicine_MASSMedical" src="http://www.massmedicalstorage.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Nanobots_Medicine_MASSMedical-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a>A nanometer (nm) is one-billionth of a meter, smaller than the wavelength of visible light and a hundred-thousandth the width of a human hair. It’s the smallest unit that man can use to build with. One approach to using this technology in cancer treatment is for units, or “nanoparticles” to travel through millions of human molecules in a drop of blood looking for the protein signature of a cancer subtype. When it finds it’s quarry it inserts a mechanism that would release a toxin to destroy the cell. Sounds pretty amazing doesn’t it?</p>
<p>Mark Davis, Professor of Chemical Engineering at the California Institute of Technology, and a member of the <a title="City Of Hope Comprehensive Cancer Center" href="http://www.cityofhope.org/research/comprehensive-cancer-center/Pages/default.aspx" target="_blank">Experimental Therapeutics Program of the Comprehensive Cancer Center </a>at the City of Hope gave a recent lecture focusing on nanoparticles, &#8220;We&#8217;re trying to create these nanoscale particles for solid tumors [and] there really is, in my opinion, a very high potential to create new types of therapies and allow people to have a high quality of life.&#8221;</p>
<p>He is also leading a study in which three patients with melanoma, a form of skin cancer, were given nanoparticles as treatment. His team found evidence that the particles got inside the tumor cells in all three patients. One of the patients who consented to post treatment biopsies showed a reduction in the cancer-related proteins in his body.</p>
<p>While this study is small it’s greatly promising. <a title="Nanotechonology and Cancer Treatment" href="http://ieet.org/index.php/IEET/more/maynard20100307/" target="_blank">Opinions</a> vary on application of nanotechnology in cancer treatment but for the most part they are positive and hopeful in battling the disease on it’s most basic level.</p>
<p>Of course there are still many hurdles to overcome. The body’s immune system is made to recognize particles that are in the same size range as nanoparticles. The challenge will be to, in a sense, “fool” the immune system into ignoring these cells or engineer the particles to avoid immune cells altogether. There also economic and regulatory obstacles to overcome. It’s not a panacea but a very promising tool in the fight to prolong life while keeping quality of life intact. Let’s hope the promise can be kept.</p>
<p>Perhaps <a title="MASS Medical Storage" href="http://www.massmedicalstorage.com/index.php" target="_blank">MASS Medical Storage</a> will someday be your storage choice for nano-sized medical space ships. But for now they offer superior options for customizable storage units trusted by nurses and clinicians in small and large medical facilities. Please take a walk through our website and you’ll see that MASS Medical Storage products are as adaptable as you need them to be. And if you have a nano spaceship to store we can help with that too.</p>
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		<title>Keeping The Work/Life Balance In Healthcare</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Mar 2012 00:48:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Healthcare workers are among the most stressed-out members of the workforce. They make critical decisions regularly, manage AND care for ill or injured patients, go above and beyond their job descriptions as often as they perform their regular job duties, and then they are expected to take good care of themselves and their families. Just [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Healthcare workers are among the most stressed-out members of the workforce. They make critical decisions regularly, manage AND care for ill or injured patients, go above and beyond their job descriptions as often as they perform their regular job duties, and then they are expected to take good care of themselves and their families. Just the idea of all of this can add to the pile of nerves.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.massmedicalstorage.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Work_Life_Balance.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-150" title="Work_Life_Balance" src="http://www.massmedicalstorage.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Work_Life_Balance-270x300.jpg" alt="" width="270" height="300" /></a>Keeping a proper work/balance can be difficult but it’s certainly not impossible. It won’t happen overnight if you’ve found yourself in a well of fatigue or anxiety or are simply feeling overwhelmed. But if approached with a sense of optimism and by taking small steps you can restore your life to a manageable state.</p>
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<p>First admit you actually <em>are</em> stressed. We see superwomen like Angelie Jolie or Oprah who seem to effortlessly glide through a million projects at a time (and look fabulous) and we feel inadequate. But remember, we could glide too if we had a support staff of caretakers and chefs. Oh, and Brad Pitt. Let’s not forget about him. He probably does the dishes and vacuums, the cretin.</p>
<p>Get organized! If you’re like most of us you try to keep all of your information, commitments, school programs and grocery lists in your head. Well that’s what smart phones were invented for! Use them, download whatever app will keep track of your life; alarms, pop-ups or just program it to scream at you when you’re due somewhere. Share calendars with everyone in your family and anyone else who helps out. Knowing in advance that you and your spouse are <em>both</em> working late on Tuesday is better than finding out late Tuesday afternoon. Keep a big list on the wall or fridge where everyone can just jot down things to remember.</p>
<p>Ask for help. We can’t do it alone so cultivate a support group of spouses, parents, co-workers or other parents. Offer help as much as you give it. Taking a friend’s kids for an evening so they can just chill is a great two-way street when it comes time for you to run away. Start your own support group. This can be as simple as sending an email to your friends and organizing activities like child play dates or even cooking together and freezing your creations for the week. Get a friend to help to reach out.</p>
<p>Delegate. This is similar to asking for help except that you&#8217;re assigning tasks so <em>you’re</em> not doing all the laundry, dishes, bill-paying, dusting, shopping, cooking and OMG I’m already tired. Even kids can help by the time they’re three. And if they want to be four they should really get moving.</p>
<p>Schedule family time. Keeping a commitment to game night, dinner at the table (if you can find it) or just reading a book at night is a great de-stressor. It will give you and your family something to look forward to. And if it means giving up one activity that you normally do (football, baseball, dance, chess, drama, etc) it will be worth it as it strengthens family bonds and encourages actually speaking to each other. This also works as date night for couples. You might be amazed at what you have at home if you just spend some time with it. This is what carryout and a good Pinot Noir was made for.</p>
<p>Achieving a good balance between being a healthcare professional and living a life outside work will keep you focused on  both. It might not happen every day or every week but when it does it  will give you a renewed outlook and dedication to work and family. At <a title="MASS Medical Storage" href="http://www.massmedicalstorage.com/index.php" target="_blank">MASS Medical Supply</a> we understand the value of organization and the time it  saves and, in your case, the lives it saves. We design and manufacture  customizable storage cabinets, procedure carts, scope storage and more.  All are valuable tools for nurses and clinicians that contribute to better work/life harmony. To  learn more please explore our website or just get in touch.You can reach us at <strong>1-800-593-1900</strong>.</p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2012 23:20:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once in a while we like to step back and have some fun. As spring approaches after what was a pretty mild winter we thought we’d entertain you with some stories from around the web about medical missteps, mistaken identities and how you know you were meant to be a healthcare professional. Enjoy! You Know [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Once in a while we like to step back and have some fun. As spring approaches after what was a pretty mild winter we thought we’d entertain you with some stories from around the web about medical missteps, mistaken identities and how you know you were meant to be a healthcare professional.</p>
<p>Enjoy!<br />
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<p><strong>You Know You’re An OR Nurse When:</strong></p>
<p>You&#8217;d rather get 15 minutes more sleep than put on makeup or fix your hair before going to work. (Besides, the cap and mask hide a lot, and whom are you trying to impress, anyway?)</p>
<p>You write RN after your signature on anything. On your credit card receipt, your checks and the speeding ticket you got coming in on-call.</p>
<p>You think that the vending machine in the lounge should have Prozac right next to the chocolate bars.</p>
<p>You can eat things like that green stuff in that blue bowl that&#8217;s been in the lounge refrigerator for more than a week, and not get sick. You might even ask around for the recipe.</p>
<p><strong>All In A Doctor&#8217;s Day</strong></p>
<p>A man comes into the ER and yells, &#8220;My wife‘s going to have her baby in the cab!&#8221; I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady‘s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs &#8212; and I was in the wrong one.<br />
Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald</p>
<p>At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient‘s anterior chest wall. &#8220;Big breaths,&#8221; I instructed. &#8220;Yes, they used to be,&#8221; replied the patient.<br />
Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes</p>
<p>During a patient‘s two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications. &#8220;Which one? &#8221; I asked. &#8220;The patch. The nurse told me to put on a new patch every six hours and now I‘m running out of places to put it!&#8221; I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn‘t see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body! Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.<br />
Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair</p>
<p><strong>Notes From Medical Records</strong></p>
<p>On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it had completely disappeared.<br />
The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1983.<br />
The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.<br />
Discharge status: Alive but without permission.<br />
Healthy-appearing decrepit 69-year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.<br />
The patient refused an autopsy.<br />
Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.<br />
The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.</p>
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<p>Thanks to <a title="Ten Funny Healthcare Stories" href="http://www.healthdegrees.com/funny-health-care-stories" target="_blank">HealthDegrees.com</a>, <a title="You Might Be An OR Nurse If..." href="http://www.outpatientsurgery.net/issues/2005/07/behind-closed-doors" target="_blank">OutpatientSurgery.net</a> and <a title="Funny Medical Records" href="http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2004/04/03/medical-laughs.aspx" target="_blank">Mercola.com</a></p>
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