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Deck Review: Groundbreaker

2013-03-10T20:12:00.001-07:00

lets take a look at the basic deck out of the box. Groundbreaker
Out of the box this deck is very ready for casual play it has 2x Aftershock,
3x Rain of Tears, 4x Stone Rain, 3x Flowstone Flood that's 12 land destruction spells stone rain and rain of tears are your bread and butter, for the first couple turns sit back and make use of Nausea to rid of pesky 1/1s off the field and Diabolic Edict to rid of the bigger creatures. drop Thrull Surgeon (more land or creature destruction), Dauthi Slayer, Dauthi Jackal and Scalding Salamander asap and watch your opponent get mad as he is constantly at 1-2 lands many games i play end in a forfeit once i get out Volrath's Dungeon keeping there lands 1 more card away every turn and with Necrologia you can keep them at a stand still for many turns at the cost of some life(and you should stay at 20-18 from the opponents lack of playable creatures and spells).
As for editing the deck i wanted to throw in a jester's cap removing the Thopter Squadron so i could remove 3 more lands or 2 lands a Lightning Bolt etc. I removed the Monstrous Hound and added a Noggle Bandit i had lying around for more unblockable damage. I also threw out an Anarchist not a bad card at all for the deck just 3 is many and tossed in a Helldozer. Finally for the final fuck you i quit you fucking asshole broken deck is broken would be 4x Strip Mine mana early game more land destruction late game and 2x Contaminated Ground for more early game fuckery you can leave that land out all game and it can only be used for black/colorless mana and 2 life every spell they play.

Cards on my mind:
Ravenous Baboons
Goblin Ruinblaster

This is by far one of my favorite decks for casual play 1v1's wins 4/5 times with a 100% chance to make your opponent annoyed. Even in multi player games i can usually slow down 2 decks if multi colored or just wreck the person with the most threatening deck.

Overall i score this deck a 4.5/5 and doubt ill find a theme deck i will rate higher, Thank you for reading and please leave comments on anything you think i could improve with the deck or my writing/appearance of my blog.

Giving my blog a magic the gathering theme

2013-03-07T19:51:00.000-08:00

Expect to see more MTG themed posts, ill rate some decks i buy or build from my stock and post links to some decks other people have made usually under a casual theme. Comments will be very welcomed as i am always looking to improve my decks and value others ideas. I will be writing my first review on a theme deck from the exodus set Ground Breaker expect to see it in the next few days.

Old LoL vid i made

2013-02-18T14:22:00.001-08:00

made this video in my height of league play shortly before quitting. ADC Montage

How about that

2013-02-09T13:07:00.002-08:00

I drove through a fucking roundabout today. I did not know they had stupid shit like this in america.

Day Z

2013-02-07T12:01:00.004-08:00

Hello all. As you may or may not know i am an avid Day z player. My home server is a well run server that offers starting gear, custom gear spawn (http://guristas.webs.com/apps/webstore/), custom towns and more buildings in pre-existing towns, about 400 vehicles and 30 choppers, among the custom towns are custom castles that make perfect bases. The only issue we have is a low player base, so why not join the server and see if its your cup of tea!

2013-02-06T12:27:00.000-08:00

Going to get back into blogging, See me post about Life, The Universe and Everything.

How about a picture

2010-09-26T00:14:00.000-07:00

Been a long time.

2010-09-25T22:44:00.000-07:00

Sorry followers i hope my lack of updates hasn't turned some of you away but ive been doing a lot real world stuff im about to move soon and ive been preparing and tryong to make some money before i go. Pz.

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Steam ID's

2010-09-12T15:43:00.000-07:00

From the poll i see a lot of people play steam games if you want leave your steam id in a comment.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/thatguyasshat

No-one playing L4D anymore.

2010-09-05T20:51:00.000-07:00

No one plays L4D anymore think ima buy company of hero's.

Spam SMS Messages to Phones

2010-09-01T20:56:00.000-07:00

http://www.clamtxt.com/?r=11740

click that link there and you'll go to a magic place where trolls are always fed.

Been a few days since i posted

2010-09-01T16:50:00.000-07:00

Steam servers are down so I'm going to rant about how much i hate it when i don't get my fix for killing zombies. It pisses me off, Greatly. I'm a man of few words brb gonna smoke a bowl.

ATTN: STEAM GAMERS

2010-08-28T11:42:00.000-07:00

http://steamcommunity.com/id/thatguyasshat

List of cool animals

2010-08-28T11:22:00.001-07:00

1. Caspian Tiger: The Caspian tiger also known as the Persian tiger, Turanian tiger, Mazandaran tiger or Hyrcanian tiger was the westernmost population of Siberian tiger, found in Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Turkey, Mongolia, Kazakhstan, Caucasus, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan, and Uzbekistan until it apparently became extinct in the late 1950s, though there have been several alleged sightings of the tiger. The Caspian tiger's body was generally less massive than that of its Far Eastern cousins, and its average size slightly less. Male tigers exceeded 200 cm in length, though an estimated body length of 270 cm was recorded. Females were smaller in size, normally ranging between 160-180 cm. The maximum known weight was 240 kg.

2. Aurochs: The aurochs or urus , the ancestor of domestic cattle, was a type of huge wild cattle which inhabited Europe, Asia and North Africa, but is now extinct; it survived in Europe until 1627. The aurochs was far larger than most modern domestic cattle with a shoulder height of 2 metres (6.6 ft) and weighing 1,000 kilograms (2,200 lb). Domestication occurred in several parts of the world at roughly the same time, about 8,000 years ago. It was regarded as a challenging quarry animal, contributing to its extinction. The last recorded live aurochs, a female, died in 1627 in the Jaktorów Forest, Poland and its skull is now the property of Livrustkammaren in Stockholm.

3. Great Auk: The Great Auk is a bird that became extinct in the mid-19th century. It was the only species in the genus Pinguinus - a group of birds that included several flightless giant auks from the Atlantic Ocean region - to survive until modern times. The Great Auk was also known as a garefowl (from the Old Norse geirfugl, meaning "spear-bird", referring to the shape of its beak) and penguin before the birds known by that name today were so called. The Great Auk was found very extensively on islands off eastern Canada, Greenland, Iceland, Norway, Ireland, and Great Britain before being hunted to extinction. Remains found in Florida suggest that, at least occasionally, the Great Auk ventured that far south in winter as recently as the 14th century. Standing about 75 to 85 centimetres (30 to 33 in) tall and weighing around 5 kilograms (11 lb), the flightless Great Auk was both the largest of the auks and the largest member of the order Charadriiformes.

4. Cave Lion: This subspecies was one of the largest lions. An adult male, which was found in 1985 near Siegsdorf (Germany), had a shoulder height of around 1.2 m (4 ft) and a body length of 2.1 m (7 ft) without tail. This is similar to the size of a very large modern lion. The size of this male has been exceeded by other specimens of this subspecies. Therefore this cat may have been around 5-10% bigger than modern lions, but it didn't reach the measures of the earlier cave lion subspecies Panthera leo fossilis or those of the huge American lion (Panthera leo atrox). The cave lion is known from Paleolithic cave paintings, ivory carvings, and clay figurines. These representations indicate that cave lions had rounded, protruding ears, tufted tails, possibly faint tiger-like stripes, and that at least some had a "ruff" or primitive mane around their neck, indicating males.

5. Dodo: The dodo was a flightless bird endemic to the Indian Ocean island of Mauritius. Related to pigeons and doves, it stood about a meter (3 feet) tall, weighing about 20 kilograms (44 lb), living on fruit and nesting on the ground. The dodo has been extinct since the mid-to-late 17th century. It is commonly used as the archetype of an extinct species because its extinction occurred during recorded human history, and was directly attributable to human activity.

blog

2010-08-28T11:16:00.001-07:00

i like to blog.