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	<title>Asshole Defined</title>
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	<description>The Nonsensical Ramblings of an Asshole</description>
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		<title>My Little Slice of Heaven</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 20:04:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haywood Jablowme</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The evening was cold and still. I thought of all the fine chicks I was going to have sex with between my apartment and the grocery store as I put on my jacket and other articles that might keep me safe from the biting cold. I stood there staring at the wall with my head [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "My Little Slice of Heaven", url: "http://assholedefined.com/2008/02/18/my-little-slice-of-heaven/" });</script>]]></description>
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		<title>Down on Mainstreet</title>
		<link>http://assholedefined.com/2008/02/09/down-on-mainstreet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Feb 2008 23:39:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haywood Jablowme</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The day was like any other I suppose. Nothing to distinguish it from any of the other meaningless days that fill my memory like some sort of sick B movie with excessive nudity. After spending a great deal of the day deciding if obtaining ice cream was worth the effort of getting dressed, gluttony reigned [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "Down on Mainstreet", url: "http://assholedefined.com/2008/02/09/down-on-mainstreet/" });</script>]]></description>
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		<title>The Porcelain Crown of Thorns</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2007 05:21:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haywood Jablowme</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The following is based on a true story. Or is it? Shit, I can&#8217;t remember now. Anyway, the important thing to remember is that I was wearing a hat&#8230;I think.
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		<title>The park bench Napolean.</title>
		<link>http://assholedefined.com/2007/09/17/the-park-bench-napolean/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2007 01:46:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sunday afternoons I like to walk down to the park with a good book and read. This act is vitally important to my mental well being. Of all the days I have done this, none of them has been as eventful as today.
The day had started out like any other Sunday. A quick shower and [...]<script type="text/javascript">SHARETHIS.addEntry({ title: "The park bench Napolean.", url: "http://assholedefined.com/2007/09/17/the-park-bench-napolean/" });</script>]]></description>
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		<title>Sometimes it does take a village.</title>
		<link>http://assholedefined.com/2007/09/15/sometimes-it-does-takes-a-village/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Sep 2007 20:44:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Haywood Jablowme</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The evening had started out like any other. Work had gone fine. Nothing special, just another day in an endless sea of productivity and depravity. It was 6:42 when my stomach began to rumble.
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