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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/rss2full.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><rss xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><description>the place where good thoughts go to die.</description><title>assholes</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @assholes)</generator><link>http://assholes.tumblr.com/</link><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Assholes" type="application/rss+xml" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com" /><item><title>4 Days!</title><description>If any of you are in the Halifax, Nova Scotia region of the world over the next two days, be sure...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Assholes/~4/s3KNT3dz-Vc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Assholes/~3/s3KNT3dz-Vc/221122129</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/221122129</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 14:41:00 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/221122129</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>My Most Recent Top 57 Albums</title><description>In January, I made a Top 75 Albums list.  Now, just to be difficult, I’ve made a top 57 albums...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Assholes/~4/BMPEZ_CBfTw" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Assholes/~3/BMPEZ_CBfTw/220991104</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/220991104</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 11:26:50 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/220991104</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>9gag:
Evolution of Man</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koy85bMclM1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/171520410/evolution-of-man" target="_blank"&gt;9gag&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://9gag.com/gag/11248" target="_blank"&gt;Evolution of Man&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Assholes/~4/_GDW1xn8des" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Assholes/~3/_GDW1xn8des/171648852</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/171648852</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:48:05 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/171648852</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>tylercoates:

bandwagonpete:
watch out for placentapedes. ...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koxtw1fah11qznirvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tylercoates.tumblr.com/post/171642002/bandwagonpete-watch-out-for-placentapedes" target="_blank"&gt;tylercoates&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bandwagonpete.tumblr.com/post/171341167/watch-out-for-placentapedes-theyre-danja" target="_blank"&gt;bandwagonpete&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;watch out for placentapedes.  theyre danja.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is why God created Photoshop.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Assholes/~4/NSWPU7r2b9Q" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Assholes/~3/NSWPU7r2b9Q/171647694</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/171647694</guid><pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:46:20 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/171647694</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>counterforce:

realrealsoft:krispayne:

Hi! I’m Carl Sagan, and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/jpabMO0dWpblf9ykrygEKOE1o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://counterforce.tumblr.com/post/132916971/realrealsoft-krispayne-hi-im-carl-sagan-and-i" target="_blank"&gt;counterforce&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://realrealsoft.tumblr.com/post/132682826/krispayne-hi-im-carl-sagan-and-i-hang-out-in" target="_blank"&gt;realrealsoft&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://krispayne.tumblr.com/post/132664705/hi-im-carl-sagan-and-i-hang-out-in-the-fucking" target="_blank"&gt;krispayne&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Hi! I’m Carl Sagan, and I hang out in the fucking COSMOS&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Assholes/~4/m23ZjyV_lOw" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Assholes/~3/m23ZjyV_lOw/132997533</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/132997533</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 12:39:37 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/132997533</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>It had to be done.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/O8Ed0qDAnod400duDy7za8fKo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;It had to be done.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Assholes/~4/uTNMuvWAUyY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Assholes/~3/uTNMuvWAUyY/118695642</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/118695642</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:05:55 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/118695642</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/O8Ed0qDAnod2sv0bAJkU8In3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Assholes/~4/mGMxbnN-0N4" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Assholes/~3/mGMxbnN-0N4/118680087</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/118680087</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:32:22 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/118680087</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>This is pretty much my favourite thing that I have ever made.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/O8Ed0qDAnod1bj58wFkeY6sao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is pretty much my favourite thing that I have ever made.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Assholes/~4/qM_xKBfjpCk" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Assholes/~3/qM_xKBfjpCk/118664236</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/118664236</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:50:53 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/118664236</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/O8Ed0qDAnod1ari8lb8LwUhmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Assholes/~4/2-uywzEchU0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Assholes/~3/2-uywzEchU0/118663960</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/118663960</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:50:18 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/118663960</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>My second favourite so far.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/O8Ed0qDAnod1agg6mter0mdRo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My second favourite so far.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Assholes/~4/QilZbMoiZSM" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Assholes/~3/QilZbMoiZSM/118663841</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/118663841</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:50:03 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/118663841</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/O8Ed0qDAnod19orowXkHF6BNo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Assholes/~4/fbSTBxtEvFs" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Assholes/~3/fbSTBxtEvFs/118663623</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/118663623</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:49:27 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/118663623</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/O8Ed0qDAnod199w8EffcJfK4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Assholes/~4/AEnQkl3ayRA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Assholes/~3/AEnQkl3ayRA/118663456</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/118663456</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:49:05 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/118663456</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>First in a series.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/O8Ed0qDAnod18m39B9DRqUD7o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;First in a series.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Assholes/~4/iV3PgPesk3A" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Assholes/~3/iV3PgPesk3A/118663217</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/118663217</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:48:37 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/118663217</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>This Tumblarity thing makes me feel like a loser.</title><description>This Tumblarity thing makes me feel like a loser.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Assholes/~4/6IWeh_Eg7PY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Assholes/~3/6IWeh_Eg7PY/111661338</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/111661338</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 19:55:35 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/111661338</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/O8Ed0qDAnng2xuyceYeBnGhto1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img 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&#xD;
There is little doubt in my mind that I like Spider Man, but I like Steve Ditko-drawn  ...&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Assholes/~4/u8jUnlq9vtA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Assholes/~3/u8jUnlq9vtA/107230422</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/107230422</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 11:05:17 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/107230422</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>There’s nothing quite like stumbling across an old family...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/O8Ed0qDAnnby0nokRPFIj7zBo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;There’s nothing quite like stumbling across an old family picture from before you were born.  Oh ho, those Sears photo backgrounds were something else, weren’t they?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Assholes/~4/JA9dxgC0zWg" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Assholes/~3/JA9dxgC0zWg/106012597</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/106012597</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 19:50:59 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/106012597</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>:(
9gag:
Man Down!!!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/sdYsolKXXnbx9kpmOY5fUh6eo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;:(&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/106006314/man-down" target="_blank"&gt;9gag&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://9gag.com/gag/1518" target="_blank"&gt;Man Down!!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Assholes/~4/-JutdNxbcyM" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Assholes/~3/-JutdNxbcyM/106010864</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/106010864</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 19:44:51 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/106010864</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>counterforce:

funeralface:(via meepmeepmeep)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/ofGMFSqaDn8wdlocV0tXCYDeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://counterforce.tumblr.com/post/105618066/funeralface-via-meepmeepmeep" target="_blank"&gt;counterforce&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;a href="http://funeralface.tumblr.com/post/105318582/via-meepmeepmeep" target="_blank"&gt;funeralface&lt;/a&gt;:(via &lt;a href="http://meepmeepmeep.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;meepmeepmeep&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Assholes/~4/EFduILiCNEk" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Assholes/~3/EFduILiCNEk/106004404</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/106004404</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 19:25:28 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/106004404</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>My latest, recounting the best day of my life in cartoon form.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/O8Ed0qDAnnbvufnijMQmUnsWo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My latest, recounting the best day of my life in cartoon form.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Assholes/~4/wUB_zvHP3BU" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Assholes/~3/wUB_zvHP3BU/105990312</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/105990312</guid><pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 18:50:09 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://assholes.tumblr.com/post/105990312</feedburner:origLink></item></channel></rss>
