<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1716517170570696064</id><updated>2024-09-02T00:33:55.742-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Assorted Pleasures</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://assortedpleasures.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1716517170570696064/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://assortedpleasures.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>The Omnibus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06687868277189970186</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1716517170570696064.post-6045887817089736537</id><published>2010-10-13T19:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-13T19:16:56.619-07:00</updated><title type='text'>So I Just Say Whatever I Want Into The Mic?</title><content type='html'>Went in the woods the other day. It was nice. The leaves are changing colors. Fall is like the season of death. Everything is dying a little more everyday. It&#39;s a beautiful&amp;nbsp;transformation, life into death. Winter and Summer both have their own intrinsic beauty about them. Some prefer Summer to Winter, others Winter to Summer. This Winter I plan on building an igloo and then just laying in it, listening to some Burzum. It seems to be a good idea,&amp;nbsp;Norwegian&amp;nbsp;music for the snow. It rained today. Now it&#39;s foggy. I&#39;m still trying to keep the blog stream of&amp;nbsp;consciousness. It&#39;s hard but if it works then I&#39;ll have some pure motherfucking Gonzo. I&#39;ll probably go out on an adventure this weekend. Shit&#39;ll be intense. Until then, I leave you with a little poem I wrote not too long ago.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height: 200%; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;b style=&quot;mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;&quot;&gt;&lt;u&gt;Test&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height: 200%;&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Sterilize,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Band,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Tap tap,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Prick,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Blood.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height: 200%;&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Waiting now.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Cold room.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Nice plant,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Leaves,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;It’s fake.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height: 200%;&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Twitch.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Fox news.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Old man,&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Obama’s evil.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height: 200%; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;It’s done.&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://assortedpleasures.blogspot.com/feeds/6045887817089736537/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://assortedpleasures.blogspot.com/2010/10/so-i-just-say-whatever-i-want-into-mic.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1716517170570696064/posts/default/6045887817089736537'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1716517170570696064/posts/default/6045887817089736537'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://assortedpleasures.blogspot.com/2010/10/so-i-just-say-whatever-i-want-into-mic.html' title='So I Just Say Whatever I Want Into The Mic?'/><author><name>The Omnibus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06687868277189970186</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1716517170570696064.post-5855559584023814994</id><published>2010-10-11T18:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-10-11T18:47:35.789-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Doin&#39; It Right, All The Time</title><content type='html'>I have very little to blog about. I might seem to be writing this blog about random awesome things but in reality, it&#39;s&amp;nbsp;just&amp;nbsp;because I can&#39;t decide on one topic. I also can&#39;t really plan out what to write in each post. I need some water. I&#39;m taking a shot at stream of&amp;nbsp;consciousness&amp;nbsp;writing here. Fuckin&#39; Fight Club put me up to it. I&#39;m currently loving on that book with&amp;nbsp;my&amp;nbsp;heart and soul. Underneath the crazy motherfucker that is Tyler Durden lays some rather interesting ideas. Tyler Durden is within us all, there&#39;s a part in all of us that just wants to go around being manly and breaking shit. I should also mention now that I&#39;m a writer on the side who can&#39;t write for shit.I mean just look at this post. It&#39;s poorly thought out writing with a hint of rambling laziness. Fuck my writing. You know what is good though? Electric Six. I picked up Zodiac recently and it really just blows their other albums out of the water. For those not in the know, Electric Six is a disco-garage rock band from Detroit who got short lived fame from their song &quot;Gay Bar&quot;. I would actually tell people to buy their album. And I never buy music. They&#39;re&amp;nbsp;just&amp;nbsp;that good. In summary, go listen to Electric Six&#39;s &lt;i&gt;Zodiac&lt;/i&gt;&amp;nbsp;and read some &lt;i&gt;Fight Club. &lt;/i&gt;I&#39;m almost sure that they&#39;ll raise your testosterone so much you&#39;ll get bitch tits.</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://assortedpleasures.blogspot.com/feeds/5855559584023814994/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://assortedpleasures.blogspot.com/2010/10/doin-it-right-all-time.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1716517170570696064/posts/default/5855559584023814994'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1716517170570696064/posts/default/5855559584023814994'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://assortedpleasures.blogspot.com/2010/10/doin-it-right-all-time.html' title='Doin&#39; It Right, All The Time'/><author><name>The Omnibus</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06687868277189970186</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>