Short Attention Span Theatre for people with a vocabulary and a net connection.Tumblr (3.0; @owenj23)http://owenj23.tumblr.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RnUGY-faDDQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RnUGY-faDDQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnUGY-faDDQ">SMBC Theater Halloween Special :: ALT-F4</a></p> <p>A horror movie for the internet generation. “They call him ALT-F4 because he closes your program… forever!”</p> <p>(via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/smbctheater">smbctheater</a>)</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AttentionDeficitDepartment/~4/C1Tdn6YRsI0" height="1" width="1"/>http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/240069397http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/240069397Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:53:00 -0600<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksxlxprSJ31qz4wqfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://metku.net/index.html?path=mods/whiskypc/index_eng3">MetkuMods :: Whiskey PC</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AttentionDeficitDepartment/~4/71iz03xuSeQ" height="1" width="1"/>http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/240006192http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/240006192Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:27:24 -0600<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/0wUlGDEidolnjfycv6HnPXkYo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>use shoulder.jpg</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AttentionDeficitDepartment/~4/QvZrZEZ3JsA" height="1" width="1"/>http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/122018788http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/122018788Thu, 11 Jun 2009 18:35:05 -0500<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/0wUlGDEidokgatc2CAm421Zdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>boob-themed lobby.jpg</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AttentionDeficitDepartment/~4/RA4TV8L8OrY" height="1" width="1"/>http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/121539334http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/121539334Wed, 10 Jun 2009 22:24:41 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/0wUlGDEidokg2phuYciQ0m1fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>hotel Preston exterior night.jpg</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AttentionDeficitDepartment/~4/uQOGEFRFmxg" height="1" width="1"/>http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/121536049http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/121536049Wed, 10 Jun 2009 22:18:23 -0500<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/0wUlGDEidokevyfkaA5tRM2Ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>pimptastic mini.jpg</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AttentionDeficitDepartment/~4/HihliDZroWs" height="1" width="1"/>http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/121520353http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/121520353Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:45:09 -0500<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/0wUlGDEidoketnyoY6alGv40o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Joe Nichols mini.jpg</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AttentionDeficitDepartment/~4/0AvF3PQPVtE" height="1" width="1"/>http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/121519505http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/121519505Wed, 10 Jun 2009 21:43:21 -0500<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/0wUlGDEidokbe628rH1eG84so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>spiritual menu 2.jpg</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AttentionDeficitDepartment/~4/Rd7ujA99wtM" height="1" width="1"/>http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/121474082http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/121474082Wed, 10 Jun 2009 20:07:20 -0500<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/0wUlGDEidok0skjc0BybEz7Do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>batter-fried bits.jpg</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AttentionDeficitDepartment/~4/EaNmvLA4Z3Q" height="1" width="1"/>http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/121335786http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/121335786Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:10:37 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/0wUlGDEidnx6pjtoXKEzBu7Go1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/gallery/2009/03/18/GA2009031801486.html">Washington Post :: Wolverine as Masterpiece</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AttentionDeficitDepartment/~4/x6FeqDU9S_U" height="1" width="1"/>http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/112898978http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/112898978Mon, 25 May 2009 15:37:26 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/0wUlGDEidnwxzrz9d7rnPH1zo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://zettwoch.blogspot.com/2009/05/new-print-st-louis-slinger.html">Zettwoch’s Suitcase :: The St. Louis Slinger</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AttentionDeficitDepartment/~4/1rfK5kVoHs8" height="1" width="1"/>http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/112813607http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/112813607Mon, 25 May 2009 11:33:27 -0500“In the letter “Laying Late-Night Cable,” it was misstated that “Shelly became immediately aroused at the sight of my rock-hard member straining to be free from my jeans.” In truth, Shelly’s initial demeanor would be best described as visibly uncomfortable and leery. She did not achieve a state of arousal until learning—after several awkward drinks—that performing fellatio would result in a free month of HBO and Starz.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2008/7/28copper.html">McSweeney’s Internet Tendency :: Corrections to Last Month’s Letters to Penthouse Forum.</a></em><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AttentionDeficitDepartment/~4/LZdoKBj14nY" height="1" width="1"/>http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/45439325http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/45439325Sun, 10 Aug 2008 13:17:59 -0500“Any speech that doesn’t include the phrase, ‘See ya suckers,’ is gonna feel incomplete, but I expect that the president will present a version of the last eight years that will be as historically accurate as El Chupacabra’s Wikipedia page, then he will ceremoniously pass the torch to John McCain, who will swat at it in fear and stagger back to Master’s laboratory.”<br/><br/> - <em>Christian Finnegan, from <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/">Countdown with Keith Olberman</a> on 8/8/08, commenting on the GWB speech at the upcoming Repbublican National Convention</em><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AttentionDeficitDepartment/~4/sRsHrkdN0BI" height="1" width="1"/>http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/45344251http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/45344251Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:25:00 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/0wUlGDEidcf7ub3y1QzefHPv_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Can they represent a property so large even they cannot sell it?</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AttentionDeficitDepartment/~4/G7DJr_96S7I" height="1" width="1"/>http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/45274836http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/45274836Fri, 08 Aug 2008 22:32:34 -0500“Hamlet posted an event: A Play That’s Totally Fictional and In No Way About My Family”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://mcsweeneys.net/2008/7/30schmelling.html">McSweeney’s :: Hamlet (Facebook News Feed Edition)</a></em><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AttentionDeficitDepartment/~4/8YrhDJO50KI" height="1" width="1"/>http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/45102414http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/45102414Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:17:13 -0500<object width="400" height="334" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?96d0a705" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=64ad536a6d" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="400" height="334" flashvars="key=64ad536a6d" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?96d0a705" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d">Funny Or Die :: Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad</a> <em>“I’m Paris Hilton and I approve this message, because it’s totally hot.”</em></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AttentionDeficitDepartment/~4/PvYuQmx5r54" height="1" width="1"/>http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/44878762http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/44878762Tue, 05 Aug 2008 21:11:56 -0500<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/0wUlGDEidc56gyswybm0Jtgq_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.designtoscano.com/product/garden+statues/fantasy+statues/assorted+creatures+outdoors/the+zombie+of+montclaire+moors+sculpture+-+db383020.do">Design Toscano :: Zombie Garden Gnome</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AttentionDeficitDepartment/~4/IF1drNF7J5Y" height="1" width="1"/>http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/44411103http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/44411103Fri, 01 Aug 2008 21:56:28 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/0wUlGDEidbxznvl5s2FzMxOh_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.kartoen.be/wp/2008/07/01/open-up/">Happysad :: Open Up</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AttentionDeficitDepartment/~4/-sUhJZ0lnoI" height="1" width="1"/>http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/43757294http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/43757294Sun, 27 Jul 2008 21:11:29 -0500<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/0wUlGDEidbxy954qemx4THho_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://indexed.blogspot.com/2008/06/how-was-your-weekend.html">indexed: How was your weekend?</a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AttentionDeficitDepartment/~4/mEKBumgswVQ" height="1" width="1"/>http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/43754719http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/43754719Sun, 27 Jul 2008 20:32:02 -0500<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/0wUlGDEidbkf54jpUSOZnJpg_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Evil Puppy Eyes</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AttentionDeficitDepartment/~4/0V03aOhgu7s" height="1" width="1"/>http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/42711862http://owenj23.tumblr.com/post/42711862Fri, 18 Jul 2008 09:10:29 -0500