Tumblr (3.0; @augusten)http://www.augusten.com/<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0gxijiai11r0j3ofo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My dog wears a full-body ninja suit and loves to run up and down a plastic-covered hallway. </p>http://www.augusten.com/post/18847598627http://www.augusten.com/post/18847598627Tue, 06 Mar 2012 09:56:43 -0500Italian greyhoundninja suit In the 1970’s,  a uniquely engineered chewing gum called, Freshen Up, began advertising on...http://www.augusten.com/post/15683124589http://www.augusten.com/post/15683124589Wed, 11 Jan 2012 15:40:00 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxka7j7kKm1r0j3ofo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://www.augusten.com/post/15599565143http://www.augusten.com/post/15599565143Mon, 09 Jan 2012 21:42:55 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxk8r7NJ2L1r0j3ofo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pre-order today as an eBook or a hardcover</p>http://www.augusten.com/post/15597665167http://www.augusten.com/post/15597665167Mon, 09 Jan 2012 21:11:31 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxk8p2PxDL1r0j3ofo1_r1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pre-order from Barnes & Noble</p>http://www.augusten.com/post/15597587964http://www.augusten.com/post/15597587964Mon, 09 Jan 2012 21:10:00 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxk8nwTRlb1r0j3ofo1_r1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pre-order from Amazon.</p>http://www.augusten.com/post/15597545425http://www.augusten.com/post/15597545425Mon, 09 Jan 2012 21:09:00 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxk8mleaUy1r0j3ofo1_r1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pre-order from your local indi bookseller.</p>http://www.augusten.com/post/15597498358http://www.augusten.com/post/15597498358Mon, 09 Jan 2012 21:08:00 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxjm67FZ1m1r0j3ofo1_r2_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.augusten.com/post/15572952275http://www.augusten.com/post/15572952275Mon, 09 Jan 2012 13:03:00 -0500Dry TV seriesShowtimeHBO““Sometimes you just feel like shit. And telling yourself you feel terrific and wearing...http://www.augusten.com/post/15572934031http://www.augusten.com/post/15572934031Mon, 09 Jan 2012 13:03:00 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxjlp1bfiV1r0j3ofo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.augusten.com/post/15572585968http://www.augusten.com/post/15572585968Mon, 09 Jan 2012 12:53:00 -0500Radio showSiriusMy new book is called, This is How, Help for the Self. Proven to Aid in Overcoming Shyness,...http://www.augusten.com/post/15569989034http://www.augusten.com/post/15569989034Mon, 09 Jan 2012 11:36:00 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxhx8nk0Cn1r0j3ofo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is Wiley, the little Italian Greyhound creature that sits on my head while I write. He’s looking at the bag of Greenies on the counter behind me.</p>http://www.augusten.com/post/15523914948http://www.augusten.com/post/15523914948Sun, 08 Jan 2012 15:07:00 -0500