Tumblr (3.0; @augusten)http://www.augusten.com/In the 1970’s,  a uniquely engineered chewing gum called, Freshen Up, began advertising on...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AugustenBurroughs/~4/B73GUtMSxSI" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AugustenBurroughs/~3/B73GUtMSxSI/15683124589http://www.augusten.com/post/15683124589Wed, 11 Jan 2012 15:40:00 -0500http://www.augusten.com/post/15683124589<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxka7j7kKm1r0j3ofo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AugustenBurroughs/~4/07MpoGMLxZc" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AugustenBurroughs/~3/07MpoGMLxZc/15599565143http://www.augusten.com/post/15599565143Mon, 09 Jan 2012 21:42:55 -0500http://www.augusten.com/post/15599565143<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxk8r7NJ2L1r0j3ofo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pre-order today as an eBook or a hardcover</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AugustenBurroughs/~4/hHVSKv_2X8o" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AugustenBurroughs/~3/hHVSKv_2X8o/15597665167http://www.augusten.com/post/15597665167Mon, 09 Jan 2012 21:11:31 -0500http://www.augusten.com/post/15597665167<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxk8p2PxDL1r0j3ofo1_r1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pre-order from Barnes & Noble</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AugustenBurroughs/~4/AyNlFUJqZo0" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AugustenBurroughs/~3/AyNlFUJqZo0/15597587964http://www.augusten.com/post/15597587964Mon, 09 Jan 2012 21:10:00 -0500http://www.augusten.com/post/15597587964<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxk8nwTRlb1r0j3ofo1_r1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pre-order from Amazon.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AugustenBurroughs/~4/t-B8gw79PwQ" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AugustenBurroughs/~3/t-B8gw79PwQ/15597545425http://www.augusten.com/post/15597545425Mon, 09 Jan 2012 21:09:00 -0500http://www.augusten.com/post/15597545425<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxk8mleaUy1r0j3ofo1_r1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Pre-order from your local indi bookseller.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AugustenBurroughs/~4/_OzvYF3lkBI" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AugustenBurroughs/~3/_OzvYF3lkBI/15597498358http://www.augusten.com/post/15597498358Mon, 09 Jan 2012 21:08:00 -0500http://www.augusten.com/post/15597498358““Sometimes you just feel like shit. And telling yourself you feel terrific and wearing...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AugustenBurroughs/~4/La5A0I8x7r0" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AugustenBurroughs/~3/La5A0I8x7r0/15572934031http://www.augusten.com/post/15572934031Mon, 09 Jan 2012 13:03:00 -0500http://www.augusten.com/post/15572934031<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxjm67FZ1m1r0j3ofo1_r2_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AugustenBurroughs/~4/oSN5Ge-xEHk" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AugustenBurroughs/~3/oSN5Ge-xEHk/15572952275http://www.augusten.com/post/15572952275Mon, 09 Jan 2012 13:03:00 -0500Dry TV seriesShowtimeHBOhttp://www.augusten.com/post/15572952275<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxjlp1bfiV1r0j3ofo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AugustenBurroughs/~4/TGYFwcGqqhk" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AugustenBurroughs/~3/TGYFwcGqqhk/15572585968http://www.augusten.com/post/15572585968Mon, 09 Jan 2012 12:53:00 -0500Radio showSiriushttp://www.augusten.com/post/15572585968My new book is called, This is How, Help for the Self. Proven to Aid in Overcoming Shyness,...<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AugustenBurroughs/~4/UN4HwJXZZ6s" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AugustenBurroughs/~3/UN4HwJXZZ6s/15569989034http://www.augusten.com/post/15569989034Mon, 09 Jan 2012 11:36:00 -0500http://www.augusten.com/post/15569989034<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxhx8nk0Cn1r0j3ofo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is Wiley, the little Italian Greyhound creature that sits on my head while I write. He’s looking at the bag of Greenies on the counter behind me.</p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/AugustenBurroughs/~4/1n2q94WZ8EQ" height="1" width="1"/>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/AugustenBurroughs/~3/1n2q94WZ8EQ/15523914948http://www.augusten.com/post/15523914948Sun, 08 Jan 2012 15:07:00 -0500http://www.augusten.com/post/15523914948