tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-51327631123765046272024-11-08T07:13:56.884-08:00Australian golf news, humor, babes, history and the lighter side of golf.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger180125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5132763112376504627.post-38445695106827533242011-11-01T00:29:00.000-07:002011-11-01T00:29:44.974-07:00

You will find there's lot of business backed ‘science’ in the industry shouting at us consumers that their sports clothing and gym wear goods are astounding and much better than anyone else’s. But I’m here to express to you that it’s all a lot of crap. Consider Power Balance bands? Remember how everyone was swayed that they have to wear one to ever reach their wellness and fitness potential?

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It's now summer in Australia, well it has been for several months, however, different regions seem to be effected by the heat at different times. As I write this post, it is in fact forty one degrees Celsius outside my Melbourne home, or about one million degrees Fahrenheit. To combat such heat conditions, Aussies have to assume what scientists refer to in thick, small printed books as '

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Have you ever found yourself searching for awesome clothes to wear to the gym but you're stuck wearing old rags and looking like a complete tool? Check out FKN Gym Wear and check out their bad ass range of t-shirts; including: FKNLIFT FKNFIT FKNRUN

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As the year 2012 fast approaches and golfers become more aware of the apparent end of the world, what will it be like to try and play a friendly round after the complete destruction of the earth as we know it? It's quite simple, everyone will probably be dead, most courses will be left unmaintained and there will be no one in the pro-shop to pay your fees to. Zombies will rule the world and

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Once again the mail boxes have been swamped with tales of a horror story that took place in a small Australian town called Salt Lake City. As the story goes, a long time, happily married golfing couple took to the course for a regular, romantic 18 holes.It would appear that all of the romance and serenity was too much for her gentleman suitor, who after sinking his putt on the fifth, turned to

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Tiger has just announced via his official website that he will be back competing at the WGC-ACCENTURE MATCH PLAY CHAMPIONSHIP Feb. 25 - Mar. 1, 2009 at the Ritz-Carlton Golf Club, Marana, AZ. This will be Tigers first tournament since he underwent knee surgery last year. Tiger left the game on a win claiming his third U.S Open Championship on June 16th 2008, which was also his 14th Major

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Golfers who think too much about their game between shots could be affecting their performance, a study has suggested. St Andrews University and US scientists have established that too much thought made the golfer’s game worse.They said thinking too much about the previous shot can disrupt performance. In total, 80 golfers were given shots to practise until they got it right. Those who discussed

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Aussie Golfing has had several emails informing me that the very affluent Mt Lawley Golf Club(Walter Rd, Inglewood, Perth, Western Australia) is haunted, haunted as.It is on or about the hole named for Satan's Elbow that the apparitions are alleged to "lurk", according to a "psychic expert and clairvoyant".Alleged paranormal activity there includes apparitions, 'celestial glows' (orbs?) and '

Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5132763112376504627.post-24060360711002554362009-01-12T18:39:00.000-08:002010-06-17T05:51:53.958-07:00

Once again, Aussie Golfing is proud to present a gorgeous Golfette in stunning, sexy nude colored, opaque pantyhose. Playing golf in pantyhose has advantages and disadvantages. An obvious advantage is it is like playing golf nude or naked. There is zero wind resistance and it is unlikely that the club will get caught in your pants. As for disadvantages, perhaps readers can let me know as I can't

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Who would have thought mini golf could be so much fun? Watch this casually dressed and overly boobed young lady run, jump, bend, bounce and strut her way around the worlds most treacherous mini golf course!Assisted by nothing more than her good looks, CGI and Huey Lewis, watch her sink that ball and celebrate with enthusiasm usually reserved for pension day!Unfortunately, playing golf in a bikini

Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5132763112376504627.post-68208443857827789522008-12-02T23:29:00.000-08:002010-05-10T21:39:33.148-07:00

Now here's something you may not see everyday: A very sexy young woman golfer wearing a bra and pantyhose and seductively holding a golf club.The Aussie Golfette's work hard to stay in shape and keep their golf game at a level that frightens small girls and boys however, due to the regimented training exercises and practice that is required to become and remain a Golfette the spoils far outweigh

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In my top one hundred favorite things in the world, golf and pornography have been solid top twenty, to top ten featured activities for about the last 15 years. After analyzing the positioning verses time line, both of their rankings seem to be influenced by new relationships and or breakups. As I'm presently single, I'm pleased to announce that the two of them are solid top five spare time

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Alcohol induced male shenanigans have been around since the dawn of time. From the cave men of Tasmania to the wise Buddhist monks of the world, men have consistently encouraged each other with cruel taunts to perform some of the worlds most important discoveries, thank you Alexander Graham Bell and Tommy Lee.Since the invention of a little thing you might know of called 'electricity', there

Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5132763112376504627.post-36663819285451973432008-11-07T18:58:00.000-08:002010-06-17T05:50:32.655-07:00

The 2009 Australian Women of Professional Golf Calendar is Featuring the hottest and sexiest Australian golfing talent on and off the course, female players have left behind the controversy that surrounded their raunchier first calendar last year, with a new one that will raise funds for the Make-A-Wish Foundation. The 2009 calendar features 12 of Australia's most beautiful women golfers

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I saw a fat woman golfer wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?'When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new set of golf clubs. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole some and asked him to forgive me.I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I cannot get my wife to go swimming.I was doing some decorating, so I got out my stepladder.

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I received this unusual golf poem via email from a gentleman named Ted on the Australian Sunshine Coast:"When all seems lost and love has passed by your door one too many times, you know you can golf your way into my lovin' arms.My lovin' golfing arms will embrace you in a golfing lovin' way and until that day, believe you can golf your way into me.Golf into me, golf all over me, golf me like you

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Che Guevera means a lot of things to a lot of people. For westerners, he is a cool t-shirt that may attract women thinking that the wearer is mysterious and a social activists, to others a revolutionary man that shaped lives, to golfers, a golf ball marker.I have read that the famous picture you see above is the most reproduced image in the world, so it was only a matter of time before a golf

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Unlike many people, Aussie Golfing has never scored a regulation hole in one in competition or regular play golf. This saddens me and is in fact one thing I would like to achieve before the dark lord comes for me. I can only imagine the pure elation of feeling the ball come off the club perfectly, then watch it creep into the hole or the unbelievable surprise to find your ball in the cup after

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Great news for Australian golfing power couple Aaron and Richelle Baddeley as they are expecting their first child next month. It's not known at this point whether it will be a boy or a girl but what is certain is the age, which will be around zero.Frankly, the team here at Aussie Golfing are surprised the old boy Aaron Baddeley had it in him, in fact we still don't believe it, but I am sure the

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A recent survey proved what I have known all along and that is that Golfers make better lovers. Aussie Golfing sent along the stunning Golfettes to a local public driving range to survey eighty-five male golfers and posed the following question: "On a scale of one through ten, how would you rate yourself as a lover?" The results were astounding, with 93% of the survey exclaiming eleven or higher,

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Australian golfer and bareback horse rider, Greg Norman has gone from being the Great White Shark to the Great White Fark since settling down in his new relationship. The big guy is tipping the scales at over 320 pounds, or almost 145 kilograms! Friends and family are concerned that Greg has taken to the easy streets and it has been suggested that the new wife, former tennis ace Chris Evert's

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I came across these articles in the Australian edition of the English newspaper 'International Express' and thought I'd share them. It is interesting to note that even though the Euro Ryder Cup team lost, the articles are positive and non derogatory toward the US golfers.Way to go England showing class and maturity in defeat. Click images to enlarge.

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Running a successful blog that is all about golf, I am often asked advice on many different topics, at times I am even asked about golf. I received an email from one of the millions of Aussie Golfing fans asking my advice on a common golf problem. Here is the email:"Dear Aussie Golfing. Thank you for providing such an amayzing golfing resauce to the werld. You're wisdom and nowlege are second to

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There is an old joke, "What do you call the person that came last at medical school? Doctor". It's funny because it is true. I'm sure the new doctors look the part and they charge a fortune and the diploma on the wall is convincing even though it doesn't show a 'placing' so we are none the wiser. The same can be said about your local golf pro.Here's a guy or girl that is little more than a

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Once again, golf was nowhere to be seen at the 2008 Paralympics and frankly, I am sick and tired at the lack of 'lympics' in modern golf. Golf itself is the father of all handicaps, yet it's the very people that have taken this great word and used it for their own devices and completely turned their backs on the game.The very premise of golf is to lower ones handicap, perhaps it is the very

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