Autocowrecks

WAKE UP AND PLAY WITH ME

NickCB — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 06:00:00 -0800

That's Kim-possibly Hardcore

jackjohn — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 03:00:00 -0800

You and Me Both, Siri

jackjohn — Fri, 03 Apr 2015 02:00:00 -0700

Get One For Everyone on Your List

theresaburger — Mon, 18 Nov 2013 07:00:00 -0800

She's Always Down for Her Dad to Make a Beasties Reference

ichcjasmine — Thu, 07 May 2015 09:00:00 -0700

Breakfast in the Mirror

NickCB — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 10:00:00 -0800

Only 499 More To Go

NickCB — Mon, 16 Jul 2012 09:00:00 -0700

I Don't Think That's Good...

NickCB — Mon, 20 Apr 2015 02:00:00 -0700

Who Could Resist?

NickCB — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 15:00:00 -0700

Always Good to Share in Times of Crisis

NickCB — Fri, 02 Nov 2012 15:00:00 -0700

It's good to come together in times of unrest. It's truly the one thing that fixes all problems. On a related note, we have an update to bring you regarding our commenting system! Beginning on Monday, only registered users will be able to comment on our sites. Once you've registered with us you'll be able to see all of your comments under "My Comments" on your profile. Also, your comments will no longer sit in moderation for quite as long, which allows you to comment more and keep up with the conversation. Of course you'll still be able to comment using your Facebook profile as well.

WHAT HAPPENED

NickCB — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 14:50:00 -0700

Don't Forget the Drop

jackjohn — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 15:25:00 -0800

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Every Ducking Time

Tue, 24 Nov 2015 02:00:00 -0800

This is Why I Don't Text My Mother...

theresaburger — Wed, 13 Nov 2013 10:00:00 -0800

You What Your Boss?

theresaburger — Mon, 02 Sep 2013 10:00:00 -0700

Did I Mention Righteous Fury?

jackjohn — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 14:00:00 -0700

Well Isn't this a Magic Dance

kacerosky — Thu, 09 May 2013 06:00:00 -0700

WHY WON'T YOU LOVE MEEEEE

NickCB — Sat, 09 Feb 2013 04:00:00 -0800

Camera Phones Have Ruined Us

NickCB — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 10:00:00 -0700

Almost As Good as the Original

NickCB — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:00:00 -0700

I'll Just Be in My Room with a Bag of Doritos, Then

ichcjasmine — Fri, 05 Jul 2013 05:00:00 -0700

The Truly Vicious Cycle

NickCB — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 04:00:00 -0800

That's a Good Way to Handle Anything

NickCB — Mon, 27 Aug 2012 09:00:00 -0700

SAY "WHAT" ONE MORE TIME

NickCB — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 08:00:00 -0700

OK This Needs to Stop

NickCB — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 09:00:00 -0700

When Wrong Numbers Go Wrong

NickCB — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 14:00:00 -0700

They Make Products For That...

theresaburger — Mon, 18 Nov 2013 10:00:00 -0800

You Meant WHAT Puppies?

theresaburger — Thu, 31 Oct 2013 07:00:00 -0700

Someone Used a Stylus.

NickCB — Sun, 06 May 2012 10:00:00 -0700

A New Candy Line

theresaburger — Tue, 26 Nov 2013 10:00:00 -0800

OMG You Hate Children

jackjohn — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 12:00:00 -0700

It's a Sad Thought

NickCB — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 10:00:00 -0700

A Father's Message to the Boy Driving His Daughter Home

ichcjasmine — Sun, 16 Jun 2013 12:00:00 -0700

Siri I Think We Need to Reevaluate Your Priorities

NickCB — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 14:50:00 -0700

Siri, I know you like to make polite conversation, but a practical solution would be much more useful here.

A World Beyond Autocorrect

NickCB — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 12:00:00 -0800

Don't Be That Guy

NickCB — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 05:00:00 -0700

Autocorrected Artwork

theresaburger — Mon, 07 Oct 2013 07:00:00 -0700

So That's Where I Got Those

NickCB — Sat, 25 Apr 2015 07:00:00 -0700

The Full Body Selfie, Because Your Outfit is Worth It

kacerosky — Fri, 13 Dec 2013 04:00:00 -0800

Not Everything Needs a Technology Upgrade

ichcjasmine — Mon, 22 Jul 2013 08:00:00 -0700

But What's Its Favorite Color?

jackjohn — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 06:00:00 -0700

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=pWS8Mg-JWSg

Good to Have a Wrong Number Who Feels For You

NickCB — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 07:00:00 -0700

"So... wanna hang out sometime?"

So When Do We Sex?

NickCB — Fri, 21 Sep 2012 07:00:00 -0700

What Are You Trying to Say Google Voice?

NickCB — Sun, 06 Jan 2013 04:00:00 -0800

NEVER MIND NOT OVER HIM YET

jackjohn — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 16:40:00 -0800

I still remember how he let his urine sit in the toilet bowl until the bathroom smelled like rancid cheddar... its color a varying shade of yellow, depending on how many cups of cherry kool-aid he'd had that day. I MISS HIM SO MUCH.

It Always Makes Her Think of You!

theresaburger — Tue, 24 Sep 2013 10:00:00 -0700

Sometimes it Catches On

theresaburger — Sat, 09 May 2015 08:00:00 -0700

Overprotective Boyfriend

jackjohn — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 07:00:00 -0800

From the submitter:

This was a great night, why would she give me her # if she had a bf?

Autocowrecks: Fair Warning

jackjohn — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 09:00:00 -0800

Things Go South in a Hurry

jackjohn — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 15:00:00 -0700