Autocowrecks

Size Has Never Been a Problem... Until Now

NickCB — Sun, 23 Sep 2012 06:00:00 -0700

Must Have Really Been a Rough Day

NickCB — Sun, 21 Apr 2013 06:00:00 -0700

I Believe That's Called "Scrabble"

NickCB — Wed, 03 Oct 2012 14:40:00 -0700

Officer Friendly

jackjohn — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 16:00:00 -0800

Let's hope that "bud" refers to "Budweiser" and not the "marih-joo-wanna" that the kids are so into these days.

So Tomato

theresaburger — Sat, 04 Apr 2015 02:00:00 -0700

I Aim High.

NickCB — Tue, 10 Jul 2012 08:00:00 -0700

In Some Senses of the Word

theresaburger — Thu, 26 Dec 2013 06:00:00 -0800

If You Say So...

NickCB — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 05:00:00 -0700

IT WAS YOUUUU

NickCB — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 10:00:00 -0700

This is What Happens When You Text the Wrong Number About Quartet Practice

NickCB — Fri, 04 May 2012 06:00:00 -0700

Having a wrong number text you clearly gives you free rein to mess with the texter until he realizes what's going on.

The Statistics of Smart Phone Usage

NickCB — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 12:00:00 -0800

Is it Sepia-Toned?

NickCB — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 15:00:00 -0700

Boo Caught Me Sleepin'

NickCB — Fri, 15 Mar 2013 08:00:00 -0700

Breakfast of Champions

theresaburger — Sun, 15 Dec 2013 06:00:00 -0800

So Does Every Single Other Person in the World

NickCB — Thu, 26 Jul 2012 14:50:00 -0700

It's Just So Delicate!

NickCB — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 07:00:00 -0700

You drop that teenager once and it has a crack in it. Alternatively, old people are just downright STURDY.

Love on 88 Keys

jackjohn — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 14:00:00 -0800

Bonus points if you can do it while playing a song with your elbows or something. Chopsticks = 5 points; Fur Elise = 100 points; any arrangement of Al Green = 5,000 points.

Sometimes One Leads to the Other

theresaburger — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 07:00:00 -0700

Yeah. Don't You Dare.

NickCB — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 15:00:00 -0800

To Be Fair...

theresaburger — Sat, 17 Aug 2013 10:00:00 -0700

...there wasn't a Jim either.

Not the Same Thing at All

theresaburger — Sat, 30 Nov 2013 06:00:00 -0800

Fire-Powered Cell Phone Chargers: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

NickCB — Sat, 23 May 2015 07:00:00 -0700

Hello Lady(ies)

jackjohn — Thu, 28 May 2015 07:00:00 -0700

From the submitter:

This guy texted 9 girls at one time...not realizing they can all see it.

Well? Sometimes if I try really hard I can think of nine people at once. LET'S SEE WHAT HE WANTS BEFORE WE JUDGE HIM.

Hillary Clinton Has a Sense of Humor Too

NickCB — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 13:19:00 -0700

So last week you may remember a series of pictures of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton texting was going around the web, popularized by the "Texts From Hillary" site, started by the two men posing with Mrs. Clinton above. Well Hillary saw it, and submitted an image of her own.

The Truth About Thanksgiving

theresaburger — Tue, 03 Dec 2013 07:00:00 -0800

Well Isn't this a Magic Dance

kacerosky — Thu, 09 May 2013 06:00:00 -0700

What Do You Need Those For?

theresaburger — Mon, 21 Oct 2013 10:00:00 -0700

If Only His Name WAS Solomon

theresaburger — Sat, 18 Jan 2014 08:00:00 -0800

No Place Like Home For the Holodays

theresaburger — Thu, 02 Jan 2014 10:00:00 -0800

Enemies of the Member

ichcjasmine — Sat, 27 Jul 2013 08:00:00 -0700

So Yeah, Not Horrible

theresaburger — Sun, 08 Dec 2013 06:00:00 -0800

Just Getting the Dust Off

theresaburger — Fri, 24 Jan 2014 07:00:00 -0800

Um Yeah About That...

NickCB — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 06:00:00 -0700

The Perfect Response

NickCB — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 04:00:00 -0700

Siri-PO

jackjohn — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 16:00:00 -0800

Never tell me the odds.

He DOES Exist!

NickCB — Wed, 12 Dec 2012 06:00:00 -0800

Sorry I Was REALLY Busy

NickCB — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 04:00:00 -0800

Just Quit While You're Ahead

ichcjasmine — Tue, 21 May 2013 06:00:00 -0700

Worst Flirting Ever

ichcjasmine — Thu, 04 Jul 2013 08:00:00 -0700

Uh Oh What'd I Do

NickCB — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 04:00:00 -0700

Siri Isn't a Jesus Fan

jackjohn — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 14:00:00 -0800

Maybe instead of "fat ugly people" Siri heard "faithful holy people." The technology isn't perfect yet, people.

Silly You, You Don't Have Any Friends!

NickCB — Mon, 10 Sep 2012 07:00:00 -0700

NO ONE CAN SEE

NickCB — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 08:00:00 -0800

I Need My Space Dammit!

NickCB — Mon, 10 Sep 2012 10:00:00 -0700

Everyone Takes Their Smartphones Out Again

jackjohn — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 14:00:00 -0800

Some teachers, man, they just don't get it.

Nobody Likes a Slow Download

NickCB — Sun, 05 Aug 2012 12:00:00 -0700

Like the Purple Sweet Potato?

theresaburger — Tue, 14 Apr 2015 08:00:00 -0700

I Used to Never Sleep, But I Took a Girlfriend to My Sleep Schedule

jackjohn — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 10:00:00 -0800

Kudos for getting a girlfriend who makes sure you're healthy and well-rested, especially since most people get less sleep after getting a girlfriend/boyfriend.

Lesson: If You Walk and Text, You'll Be Eaten By a Bear

NickCB — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 15:00:00 -0700

I hope we've all learned a valuable lesson here: Stand still when you're texting so that the bear can come to you.

Some People Can Polish Off a Dozen

theresaburger — Tue, 27 Aug 2013 04:00:00 -0700