Autocowrecks

Aziz is Confused by the World of Texting

NickCB — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 15:00:00 -0700

Listen, when I text you for hours and you disappear, I have to either assume that you're dead or that you don't deserve my attention. Right? Hello?

Congratulations?

NickCB — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 14:00:00 -0700

It never really got a full charge though...

Need an iPhone Case? Why Not Zoidberg?

NickCB — Tue, 15 May 2012 14:40:00 -0700

Don't worry, he's a doctor.

But it Somehow Ignored "Guarden"?

ichcjasmine — Tue, 25 Jun 2013 06:00:00 -0700

The #Error of #MyWays

NickCB — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 08:00:00 -0800

It Happens Way More Often Than It Should

NickCB — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 07:00:00 -0800

Are YOU on the 4Jesus Network?

jackjohn — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 10:00:00 -0700

People on Facebook: either dogmatic theists or dogmatic atheists, with nothing in between.

Call the Cops!

jackjohn — Mon, 01 Jun 2015 06:00:00 -0700

Car Trees Are USELESS

NickCB — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 05:00:00 -0700

His Favorite Markers Were Black and Yellow

jackjohn — Wed, 13 May 2015 09:00:00 -0700

Of course, this is from the guy who drives foreign cars, that's erryday. A million off a tour, that's erryday. Hundred broads, that's erryday. The list goes on from there.

Come On, Let's Be Realistic

NickCB — Tue, 28 Aug 2012 09:00:00 -0700

Everyone knows muffins can't talk. Don't be ridiculous.

So What Did We Learn?

ichcjasmine — Tue, 16 Jul 2013 10:00:00 -0700

What a Smooth 'Criminal'

kacerosky — Thu, 01 Aug 2013 08:00:00 -0700

You Must Be Suffering

stephenwood51 — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 14:00:00 -0700

Because that's what Syria is so upset about: affording an iPhone. Puh-lease.

SHE KNOWS

NickCB — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 14:00:00 -0700

Holy Temple Run, Batman!

jackjohn — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 12:00:00 -0700

Someone needs to mod this game, stat.

He'll Get It Eventually

jackjohn — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 07:00:00 -0800

That moment when you realize you're so attached to your phone that you assume that every call comes directly to you and not your actual phone.

A Seriously Overlooked Issue?

theresaburger — Wed, 23 Oct 2013 04:00:00 -0700

Very Different Implications

theresaburger — Sun, 17 Nov 2013 10:00:00 -0800

Needs More Six Pack Abs

NickCB — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 13:00:00 -0700

Draw Something, the Music Video

NickCB — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 14:50:00 -0700

The video may not be made by John Mayer, but it certainly is good enough.

Thanks for the Update.

NickCB — Sun, 01 Jul 2012 04:00:00 -0700

Everyone Loves YouTube

theresaburger — Mon, 09 Sep 2013 08:00:00 -0700

That's One Sexy Lake

NickCB — Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 -0800

Clearly This is a Lie

NickCB — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 08:00:00 -0800

Self-Poortraits: That's Not My Hat

jackjohn — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 07:00:00 -0700

It's a Match Made in Heaven

NickCB — Fri, 13 Jul 2012 05:00:00 -0700

It's the love story we never asked for!

Hamburglar or Turd Burglar?

jackjohn — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 09:00:00 -0700

GOOOOOD

NickCB — Thu, 02 Aug 2012 14:00:00 -0700

Dating Fails: This Could Lead to Something Horrible

NickCB — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 14:50:00 -0700

This Is Why We Never Sleep

jackjohn — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 17:15:00 -0800

Yeah baby, I'll keep you up all night. With my lolspeak and my emoji. "Emoji" does sound pretty dirty.

Rainbow Konnection Kermit

NickCB — Sun, 20 Jan 2013 06:00:00 -0800

A Match Made in Heaven

NickCB — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 06:00:00 -0800

I Just Don't Know About That Scott

NickCB — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 08:00:00 -0700

Listen, I just want to know what you'd think about Scott if you knew him.

Coming Just Once a Year?

theresaburger — Sun, 10 Nov 2013 08:00:00 -0800

Is That What Nokia Does?

kacerosky — Mon, 06 May 2013 06:00:00 -0700

Is That a Yes or a No?

theresaburger — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 04:00:00 -0800

What is This I Can't Even

theresaburger — Fri, 22 Nov 2013 06:00:00 -0800

Who Could Resist?

NickCB — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 15:00:00 -0700

Technically Accurate.

NickCB — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 14:10:00 -0700

It's Like It Knows Me

NickCB — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 08:00:00 -0700

The Bear Truth

jackjohn — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 16:30:00 -0800

You Can't ALWAYS Blame Autcorrect

theresaburger — Sun, 22 Dec 2013 08:00:00 -0800

Spare Me That Lovey-Dovey Junk

theresaburger — Mon, 16 Dec 2013 07:00:00 -0800

17 All New Texts From Mittens That Will Make You LOL

taloringer — Thu, 22 Aug 2019 05:30:00 -0700

Mittens has been texting non-stop and we have gotten all the latest drama from the kitten! Check it out here!

OK, We Get it. You're Really Good at Draw Something.

NickCB — Thu, 05 Jul 2012 09:00:00 -0700

But TV Has Ruined My Imagination!

ichcjasmine — Mon, 24 Jun 2013 07:00:00 -0700

Alternate Reality

jackjohn — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 17:00:00 -0800

An alternate reality where everybody wears goatees, and nobody wears pants.

And I'm Like "OMG, Becky's Not Even That Hot"

jackjohn — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:30:00 -0800

People who text while driving: they're bad news. Also, that's still the best commercial to come from that series of "tough guy in a suit represents an ultra-specific accident" ads.

Y U No Appreciate My Pun?

jackjohn — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 13:00:00 -0800