Auz's Deranged Mutterings v5

Chislehurst Caves - The Map [Flickr]

Auz — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 12:35:15 PDT

Auz posted a photo:

Taken with the camera in "high sensitivity" mode - low light, no flash.

Chislehurst Caves - Church [Flickr]

Auz — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 12:34:46 PDT

Auz posted a photo:

The Church in the caves.

Taken with the camera in "high sensitivity" mode - low light, no flash.

Chislehurst Caves - War Storage [Flickr]

Auz — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 12:34:01 PDT

Auz posted a photo:

Taken with the camera in "high sensitivity" mode - low light, no flash.

Chislehurst Caves - Alleged Carvings [Flickr]

Auz — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 12:33:35 PDT

Auz posted a photo:

Taken with the camera in "high sensitivity" mode - low light, no flash.

Chislehurst Caves - Model Miner [Flickr]

Auz — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 12:33:01 PDT

Auz posted a photo:

Taken with the camera in "high sensitivity" mode - low light, no flash.

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The problem with scripted support

Sun, 3 May 2009 11:01:16 +0100

Saturday... paraphrased

Them: Welcome to Virgin support. How can I help you?
Me: I have no cable TV and the internet connection is down as well.
T: Your cable TV is not working?
M: Yes.
T: Is that your only problem.
M: No... my internet connection is failing as well.
T: What does your TV screen show.
M: It says the channel cannot be found, and there's an error number: 1204.
T: OK. On your screen it shoudl show you a 4-digit error number... what is it?
M: ...1204...

[We go through the usual turn-off-turn-on the cable box malarkey, which causes the cable box to lock up on waiting for the signal it won't get]

T: The earliest we can send an engineer to you is Tuesday.
M: Why are you sending me an engineer? Neither of the boxes are broken - you need to send an engineer to fix the problem at the switch.
T: You don't want an engineer?
M: Not personally... the problem won't exist on Tuesday anyway because you'll have had to send some to fix it before then.

Sunday...

Recorded Message: Thank you for calling the Virgin Support line. Customers in your area may be experiencing a loss of service. We have engineers on site and expect the problem to be fixed in the next hour.

Morning Snow

Mon, 2 Feb 2009 09:43:56 +0000

Morning Snow

Originally uploaded by Auz

Too much snow for London, apparently.

How scummy do you have to be...

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 11:40:56 +0000

...to use UNICEF for your 491 scam?

Reply-To: orphanagehomeorganization@hotmail.com
Date: Sat, 10 Jan 2009 11:58:05 +0100 (CET)

Pleasant Day,

United Nation International Children and Educational Fund (UNICEF), a humanitarian organization under United Nation Organization (UNO) urgently needs you as a Representative to be Our Cashier in UK.

There are various donors who are willing to raise funds to assist the less privileged in various societies from UK and we need your services as a Representative to receive these various donations from UK.

You will be offered 10% commission for your services rendered. Your commission will be based on 10% of donation from each Individual. If you are interested in Representing UNICEF and Our offer of 10%commission, get back to us immediately With This Informations Required are as follows;

Full Name......................................
Address..................................
City........................................
State................................................
Zip code....................................
Phone number...............................
Nationality................................
I.D Number.................................

Best Regards,

Bit Harsh... To Be Fair

Wed, 19 Nov 2008 10:47:40 +0000

From the BBC:

Spore Review

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:49:39 +0100

I was going to write a review of Spore, but this is pretty much what I'd say:

Linky

(Apart from that I didn't find being a herbivore any harder than being a carnivore)

Spore

Mon, 8 Sep 2008 13:35:10 +0100

Spore Page

Still alive

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:37:49 +0100

Created by OnePlusYou - Free Dating Sites

Report It

Sat, 19 Jul 2008 23:34:28 +0100

Report It
Originally uploaded by Auz

The following clues indicate a terrorist, according to a poster at work: use of cameras, vans, computers, mobile phones and/or the transport network.

How religion starts

Sun, 13 Jul 2008 20:20:28 +0100

Just thinking about this picture make me laugh

Wed, 9 Jul 2008 11:46:40 +0100