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 <title><![CDATA[Utter tosh]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Prose:<br><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>21:57</i> Oooh yes... Sequel to: Mirror&#39;s Edge Announcement Teaser Trailer - Official E3 2013: <a target="_blank" href="http://t.co/Y6L2u40q3F">http://t.co/Y6L2u40q3F</a> via @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/youtube">youtube</a>  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/344211687085334528" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote><p>+3 more tweets</p><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>15:11</i> RT @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/LUFCDATA">LUFCDATA</a>: Can confirm that new signing Matt Smith is the tallest player to sign for Leeds United (6 ft 6 in). Previous: E. Showunmi (6 &hellip;  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/344109574825058304" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>14:20</i> The NSA plot thickens... <a target="_blank" href="http://t.co/9kp1xJJfPM">http://t.co/9kp1xJJfPM</a>  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/344096742595248128" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>11:36</i> Interesting point, but clear illegal use of &ldquo;ace&rdquo; by the Daily Mail there <a target="_blank" href="http://t.co/0lxktH6Poz">http://t.co/0lxktH6Poz</a>  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/344055442890190848" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote>]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Mon, 10 Jun 2013 23:55:08 +0100</pubDate>
 
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<description><![CDATA[Typing Result:<br><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>22:01</i> The one-star Amazon reviews of Iain Banks&#39; books are a laugh, and strangely obsessed with mentioning &#39;the emperor&#39;s new clothes&#39;.  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/343850338371129344" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote><p>+6 more tweets</p><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>21:35</i> Got the other five to dig out of somewhere yet... #iainbanks <a target="_blank" href="http://t.co/XmLjXOIRZP">http://t.co/XmLjXOIRZP</a>  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/343843726973603841" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>20:45</i> NSA PRISM FAQ <a target="_blank" href="http://t.co/c3lE0foUsL">http://t.co/c3lE0foUsL</a> as the US&rsquo;s Freedom Ranking is downgraded <a target="_blank" href="http://t.co/KVOsZ4gxPV">http://t.co/KVOsZ4gxPV</a>  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/343831185274859520" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>19:34</i> RT @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/Lotus_F1Team">Lotus_F1Team</a>: Dammit.  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/343813478093557761" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>16:15</i> Aw shit. It was on the cards I know, but&hellip; Iain Banks died. <a target="_blank" href="http://t.co/8qQYVpouOj">http://t.co/8qQYVpouOj</a>  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/343763180297793538" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>15:10</i> Played for, and got: BBC News - &#39;Shock jock&#39; disrupts BBC&#39;s Sunday Politics show <a target="_blank" href="http://t.co/VNuLa8IyXU">http://t.co/VNuLa8IyXU</a>  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/343747008177270784" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>13:17</i> About to read a page on <a target="_blank" href="http://t.co/tmYTapdvtw.">http://t.co/tmYTapdvtw.</a> If no-one&rsquo;s heard from me in a day - send help.  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/343718598105260032" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote>]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Sun, 9 Jun 2013 23:55:08 +0100</pubDate>
 
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<description><![CDATA[Typing Result:<br><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>14:49</i> BREAKING: Right Said Fred news  @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/Matt_Furniss">Matt_Furniss</a>  <a target="_blank" href="http://t.co/S3dMEthb8n">http://t.co/S3dMEthb8n</a>  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/343016752306868224" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote><p>+1 more tweets</p><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>14:40</i> RT @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/rcammisola">rcammisola</a>: Looks really happy to be there... RT @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/MomentiRossazzu">MomentiRossazzu</a>: Sebastian Leto <a target="_blank" href="http://t.co/a9sk9Un8Q2">http://t.co/a9sk9Un8Q2</a>  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/343014500783505408" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote>]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Fri, 7 Jun 2013 23:55:06 +0100</pubDate>
 
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 <title><![CDATA[Meh]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Letters:<br><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>22:17</i> So&hellip; anyone fancy chocolates moulded in the shape of someone&rsquo;s bumhole? <a target="_blank" href="http://t.co/9cxpAkbmMa">http://t.co/9cxpAkbmMa</a>  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/342767350992490496" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote><p>+2 more tweets</p><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>21:28</i> Canada &amp;amp; The United States: Bizarre Borders Part 2: <a target="_blank" href="http://t.co/uZtNdZAodv">http://t.co/uZtNdZAodv</a> via @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/youtube">youtube</a>  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/342754900331085826" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>10:16</i> .@<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/Twitter">Twitter</a> @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/Support">Support</a> is woeful. The last ticket was closed and the only response was an email asking how happy I was with the response I got.  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/342585777915572224" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote>]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 6 Jun 2013 23:55:07 +0100</pubDate>
 
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 <title><![CDATA[Twirbling today]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Twirbles:<br><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>21:09</i> RT @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/nigelfletcher">nigelfletcher</a>: I can think of few things worse than a corporate teambuilding day. But one run by #apprentice goons meets the criteria.  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/342387710822068224" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote><p>+4 more tweets</p><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>20:47</i> Excellent news: &pound;100 fines for people who hog the middle lane on motorways <a target="_blank" href="http://t.co/qPlx2F2Y3A">http://t.co/qPlx2F2Y3A</a>  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/342382243278381057" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>17:58</i> With Carragher retired, if Dunne doesn&#39;t get a new Premier League gig, this will have been a sad end of the season for fans of the own goal.  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/342339714411556864" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>17:42</i> RT @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/kickstarter">kickstarter</a>: What if the NFL was a giant Kickstarter project? @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/Grantland33">Grantland33</a> explores the possibility: <a target="_blank" href="http://t.co/0sLsj8j41t">http://t.co/0sLsj8j41t</a>  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/342335551761944576" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>14:11</i> They say civilisation is only 3 meals away from anarchy, but there&#39;s only 2 lifts working at Opta Towers and things are getting a bit dicey.  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/342282558786121729" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote>]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Wed, 5 Jun 2013 23:55:38 +0100</pubDate>
 
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<description><![CDATA[Twirbles:<br><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>21:58</i> Loads and loads of Game of Thrones episode 9 rage collected over at @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/RedWeddingTears">RedWeddingTears</a> (also, &quot;Ron&quot; Stark?) (also also, spoilers).  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/342037730362011648" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote><p>+2 more tweets</p><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>17:27</i> What the Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ... <a target="_blank" href="http://t.co/MOctw4SSAC">http://t.co/MOctw4SSAC</a>  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/341969384790716417" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>13:17</i> The Pitcairn Islands are the last thing standing against the sun setting on the British Empire... <a target="_blank" href="http://t.co/86hh1aF64b">http://t.co/86hh1aF64b</a>  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/341906630885117952" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote>]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 4 Jun 2013 23:55:08 +0100</pubDate>
 
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 <title><![CDATA[My magnificent octopus!]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Letters:<br><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>18:47</i> RT @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/GreenMotor">GreenMotor</a>: Grid study offers Nissan Leaf for &pound;100 per month - just one or two (or five) hurdles to clear first &amp;gt; <a target="_blank" href="http://t.co/Z4PhffU2Zm">http://t.co/Z4PhffU2Zm</a>  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/341627272899461120" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote><p>+4 more tweets</p><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>16:26</i> Fenton should stay out of Richmond Park I guess... <a target="_blank" href="http://t.co/g9GoN8gRv9">http://t.co/g9GoN8gRv9</a> (via @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/Londonist">Londonist</a>)  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/341591679461097472" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>13:08</i> RT @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/EamoV1">EamoV1</a>: Hearing some rumours about Mourinho, trying to confirm.  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/341541826467078144" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>10:13</i> As long as children aren&rsquo;t taught to plant their own fish fingers, this sort of ignorance will persist: <a target="_blank" href="http://t.co/fQD8oPyadB">http://t.co/fQD8oPyadB</a>  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/341497810891468800" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>09:46</i> My feeling old moment of the weekend - The first Gorillaz album came out over 10 years ago.  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/341490965342732288" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote>]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Mon, 3 Jun 2013 23:55:06 +0100</pubDate>
 
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 <title><![CDATA[My magnificent octopus!]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Internet eructions:<br><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>20:40</i> Woah.  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/341293236377251840" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote>]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Sun, 2 Jun 2013 23:55:08 +0100</pubDate>
 
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 <title><![CDATA[I dropped a Scrabble set and it said...]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Prose:<br><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>14:31</i> In cheerful Friday news, the Mets swept the Yankees. <a target="_blank" href="http://t.co/zF5eq1cwqK">http://t.co/zF5eq1cwqK</a>  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/340475663461015552" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote>]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Fri, 31 May 2013 23:55:38 +0100</pubDate>
 
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<description><![CDATA[Internet eructions:<br><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>18:28</i> Least intimidated pigeon I&#39;ve ever seen. Only left because there were no crumbs. <a target="_blank" href="http://t.co/USO4MEzq9W">http://t.co/USO4MEzq9W</a>  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/340172970959970305" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote><p>+3 more tweets</p><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>18:21</i> If they&#39;re going to do another Dredd movie, they should just skip the small stuff and do The Apocalypse War.  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/340171176255049729" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>11:23</i> RT @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/Scriblit">Scriblit</a>: worried that #guardiancoffee will lead to a Daily Mail Tea Shop. All drinks served white, cake menu just says &#39;look at these &hellip;  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/340065926416314370" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p><i>08:22</i> Imprisoned CIA Torture Whistleblower John Kiriakou Pens &quot;Letter from Loretto&quot; <a target="_blank" href="http://t.co/dn3L1DHEiY">http://t.co/dn3L1DHEiY</a> from @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/firedoglake">firedoglake</a>  &mdash; <small><a href="http://twitter.com/chiark/statuses/340020459670224896" target="_blank">#</a></small></p></blockquote>]]></description>
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 <pubDate>Thu, 30 May 2013 23:55:08 +0100</pubDate>
 
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